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spookytooth
15th January 2009, 08:16
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4818285a4560.html

Tank
15th January 2009, 08:17
Some of us are so good we're worth it.

Laava
15th January 2009, 08:27
Yeah but some of us aren't reallly virgins either! cept me!

MsKABC
15th January 2009, 08:33
Hasn't that been done before?

And the degree she's studying for - kinda ironic, dontcha think? :laugh:

KiwiRat
15th January 2009, 08:42
And the degree she's studying for - kinda ironic, dontcha think? :laugh:

Was about to say the very same thing. Alanis Morissette could have another verse in her song, couldn't she.

MsKABC
15th January 2009, 08:45
Was about to say the very same thing. Alanis Morissette could have another verse in her song, couldn't she.

:yes: Oh well, good luck to her - I hope it's worth it. Not something I would do (ok, so I missed that boat some time ago :lol:, but YGWIM). I find it difficult to believe that someone would pay THAT much money for it - there must be cheaper ways to get those kind of jollies, surely?

roy.nz
15th January 2009, 08:53
Just think this, She has a womans degree something right, your wife is having problems so she goes and see's a woman docter, the one selling herself ( SLUT ), whats the doc gonna say. If you want to feel better about yourself and payoff all your HP's and loans go become a Prozzie for a few weeks. What a dumb bitch. Im sorry but in many people around the world the first time has to be special and not cost millions, take you a bet she has been rooted before and is just a con.:mad::2guns:

Stirts
15th January 2009, 09:00
I hope they ask for proof that she is infact a virgin. A true version, not the born-again get my hymen sewn back kind.

Not something I would do but good on her. I would say that alot of girls don't/didn't enjoy their first time, so why not sell it, she will be set for life. And there are plenty of rich men out there that would pay up that dosh, not only do you get a virgin for the night, but you get the wank factor of showing to the world just how rich they really are.

Mully
15th January 2009, 09:03
Sheesh, you'd want her to do all kinds of freaky stuff for that kind of coin.

KiwiRat
15th January 2009, 09:31
Sheesh, you'd want her to do all kinds of freaky stuff for that kind of coin.

That's mah boy.

Tank
15th January 2009, 09:34
Hasn't that been done before?



Nah mate - she says she's all in one piece.

HenryDorsetCase
15th January 2009, 09:34
Sheesh, you'd want her to do all kinds of freaky stuff for that kind of coin.

Yeah, like clean the house and cook a few dinners and whatnot.

Plus all the freaky stuff.

Also, has she got mad cans?

Tank
15th January 2009, 09:37
I hope they ask for proof that she is infact a virgin. A true version, not the born-again get my hymen sewn back kind.

Not something I would do but good on her. I would say that alot of girls don't/didn't enjoy their first time, so why not sell it, she will be set for life. And there are plenty of rich men out there that would pay up that dosh, not only do you get a virgin for the night, but you get the wank factor of showing to the world just how rich they really are.

The fact is - most people with that kind of money still have it because they don't waste it on shit like this.

There is no way any smart person (and lets face it anyone with 6+ mil to waste on a root is gonna be smart) is going to drop it on 30 seconds pumping (umm I mean 5 hours - honest).

Hell if they wanted to pay for a virgin - you can import a beauty from any place in the world for a very small fraction.

I call bullshit bidding.

Heck - Lisa Lewis will be selling herself as a virgin next if this is real.

sinfull
15th January 2009, 09:38
Sheesh, you'd want her to do all kinds of freaky stuff for that kind of coin.
Bwahahahahaha, freaky fuckin deaky ! You aint gonna fuck them thar chickins are ya boi ?

For those who have seen the devils rejects !

Stirts
15th January 2009, 09:47
The fact is - most people with that kind of money still have it because they don't waste it on shit like this.

There is no way any smart person (and lets face it anyone with 6+ mil to waste on a root is gonna be smart) is going to drop it on 30 seconds pumping (umm I mean 5 hours - honest). .

Oh I agree for the most part but there are dum dum millionaires too and this is their chance to go Whey hey look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

And it certainly is a crock of shit bid! But some horny, stupid, little rich farker will cum to the party!

oldrider
15th January 2009, 10:05
I wonder if I could get a bid for "mine". (just can't remember where I left it) :confused: John.

Mr Merde
15th January 2009, 10:10
I wonder if I could get a bid for "mine". (just can't remember where I left it) :confused: John.


Behind the bike sheds maybe :whistle:

The Lone Rider
15th January 2009, 10:30
I think my first girl friend had my virginity valued at $-60

jrandom
15th January 2009, 10:36
If I was the bastard who won the auction, I'd stick it up her arse and nowhere else, leaving her with a lifetime of doubt about what her 'virginity' status actually was at any point in time after that.

:done:

Fuck me, but the American obsession with 'virginity' is fucked up.

Personally, I maintain that I lost my virginity to my right hand at about age 12.

And how about all those news reports of Murkn kids catching STDs from unprotected anal sex, since that means the girl gets to "keep her virginity"?

Let Judeo-Christian fundamentalism simmer for long enough and that's what you end up with, I suppose... scary.

Badjelly
15th January 2009, 10:38
The would-be-prostitute in question thinks it's shocking that people would pay so much. Shocking I tell you!

She'll go far.

ManDownUnder
15th January 2009, 10:46
Let Judeo-Christian fundamentalism simmer for long enough and that's what you end up with, I suppose... scary.

I have no idea what you mean (Exodus and Leviticus being personal favourites...). Nicely wrapped up thus...

http://leftinaboite.blogspot.com/2006/07/literal-leviticus.html

You reckon Aussies or Islanders would be better slaves (Lev 25:44)? Does the South Island count... or Waiheke (Shipping'd be a lot cheaper...)

enigma51
15th January 2009, 10:49
If I was the bastard who won the auction, I'd stick it up her arse and nowhere else, leaving her with a lifetime of doubt about what her 'virginity' status actually was at any point in time after that.



You can do a ass to mouth that will fuck with her mind even more.


Am i virgin and a shit eater or Im not a virgin but i am a shit eater.
At least she would get some real shit to talk about







Like fuck she's still a virgin.

Indiana_Jones
15th January 2009, 11:07
Fucking Stranger only gave me $10 for mine!

Should of kept old of it, could of been a good investment!

-Indy

Mully
15th January 2009, 11:28
Fuck me, but the American obsession with 'virginity' is fucked up.


See now, I thought the "Martyr yourself and you will get 70 virgins in heaven" thing was fucked up.

Surely, 70 slutty girls would be better. Once you have nailed all the virgins, all you are left with is 70 inexperienced girls.

Or, thinking on the run, 35 of each. Nail the virgins, and then let the slutty girls teach them how to be slutty.

Smorg
15th January 2009, 11:36
Good on her. If I was her and bids were hovering around the $200 mark I'd be a little worried. For 6.7 millions dollars who the fuck wouldn't?

laserracer
15th January 2009, 11:41
Ok im no virgin..but you can have me for $2.50.. buy now price...im cheap and nasty:niceone:

Hitcher
15th January 2009, 12:43
At a shade over NZ$3 million a minute, one questions the value proposition.

Curious_AJ
15th January 2009, 12:46
yeah... like shit this woman is a virgin!!!!

MisterD
15th January 2009, 12:51
See now, I thought the "Martyr yourself and you will get 70 virgins in heaven" thing was fucked up.

Surely, 70 slutty girls would be better. Once you have nailed all the virgins, all you are left with is 70 inexperienced girls.

Or, thinking on the run, 35 of each. Nail the virgins, and then let the slutty girls teach them how to be slutty.

Now what would 70 slutty girls need some religious nutter, who thinks blowing themselves up is a good idea, for?

Mully
15th January 2009, 13:53
Now what would 70 slutty girls need some religious nutter, who thinks blowing themselves up is a good idea, for?

Ah, see now that's a separate issue.....

BIGBOSSMAN
15th January 2009, 14:39
You can do a ass to mouth that will fuck with her mind even more.


Am i virgin and a shit eater or Im not a virgin but i am a shit eater.
At least she would get some real shit to talk about







Like fuck she's still a virgin.


Yup, I'd expect a bit of ass to mouth for that coin. A rim job at the very least would suffice...:2thumbsup

oldrider
15th January 2009, 16:01
Personally, I maintain that I lost my virginity to my right hand at about age 12.

Better late than never I suppose. What kept yah! :shifty: John.

oldrider
15th January 2009, 16:05
Behind the bike sheds maybe :whistle:

Did you go to the same school as me? :niceone: John.

ynot slow
15th January 2009, 17:09
I thought the only virgins left,had the name Osmond and lived in Utah.

LBD
16th January 2009, 02:33
What price is dignity?

Storm
16th January 2009, 06:51
What price is dignity?

Less than $6.7mil apparently