Watch out Westies

[gtr boy]

all westies be on the watch
my wife and i were watching tv .heard the garage door start to operate and thought what the fuk s going on
went to investigate and found this dirty face(coconut) in our garage!!!!
i asked what the fuk are you doing in my garage
dirty face asks"im looking for bob"
no bob lives here mate you better leave
little bit more conversation went on and i had to ask him to leave
twice
he asked what my name was......
you dont need to ask my name fuka so fuk off
as he went up my 40m drive way his dirtyface ropehead mate was waiting half way up it.
would of been the first dirtyface called bob ive ever heard off and pretty sure they were casing the joint
rang the cops anyway and there keeping there eyes peeled
so be on the look out there everyone

[Tank]

all westies be on the watch
my wife and i were watching tv .heard the garage door start to operate and thought what the fuk s going on
went to investigate and found this dirty face(coconut) in our garage!!!!
i asked what the fuk are you doing in my garage
dirty face asks"im looking for bob"
no bob lives here mate you better leave
little bit more conversation went on and i had to ask him to leave
twice
he asked what my name was......
you dont need to ask my name fuka so fuk off
as he went up my 40m drive way his dirtyface ropehead mate was waiting half way up it.
would of been the first dirtyface called bob ive ever heard off and pretty sure they were casing the joint
rang the cops anyway and there keeping there eyes peeled
so be on the look out there everyone


One assumes you didnt call him a Dirtyfaced coconut to his face then?

[imdying]

Man I hate thieves... shame you're not in Texas, in the garage is well and truly shoot em in the back as they run away territory.

[firefighter]

Man I hate thieves... shame you're not in Texas, in the garage is well and truly shoot em in the back as they run away territory.

I second, 3rd, 100th that. Bleeding hearts for crimminals activists will be along to whine about the comment. I don't see how society would miss him.

gtrboy - I hope the fucker gets run over and dies, 'cause sorry to say he will probably be back when your not home. Pisses me off :2guns:

[gtr boy]

I second, 3rd, 100th that. Bleeding hearts for crimminals activists will be along to whine about the comment. I don't see how society would miss him.

gtrboy - I hope the fucker gets run over and dies, 'cause sorry to say he will probably be back when your not home. Pisses me off :2guns:

yeah was thinking that
were alarmed and insured but thats beside the point.
im off work till mid feb with bike injury so will be around:headbang:

[firefighter]

yeah was thinking that
were alarmed and insured but thats beside the point.
im off work till mid feb with bike injury so will be around:headbang:

hmmm, maybe fake being out and when he does turn up stab him , chop him up and bury him in the yard! :lol: or leave him on the ground, punch yourself in the face, put a knife in his hand and say it was self defence......oh wait don't do that, remember- self defence is illegal in N.Z....

[Kiwi Graham]

Thanks for the heads up dude, perhaps I'll borrow someones fukin big dog to camp out in the man cave!

[firefighter]

Thanks for the heads up dude, perhaps I'll borrow someones fukin big dog to camp out in the man cave!

Hahaha, good idea, that brings up a good point what area out west are you gtr boy?

[gtr boy]

bottom of don bucks hill.sanui.
wifes got her gun licence so might go and purchase a peacemaker.
will put her mind at ease
was glad i was home with her to tell the truth

[Trouser]

all westies be on the watch
my wife and i were watching tv .heard the garage door start to operate and thought what the fuk s going on
went to investigate and found this dirty face(coconut) in our garage!!!!
i asked what the fuk are you doing in my garage
dirty face asks"im looking for bob"


A real chocolate face? No makeup?

Lies

[balans]

he asked what my name was......


Detective inspector "Smith", What's your name, let me see some ID?

[MSTRS]

Detective inspector "Smith",

And have you met my partner, Mr Wesson?

[SARGE]

Man I hate thieves... shame you're not in Texas, in the garage is well and truly shoot em in the back as they run away territory.

nope.. untrue.. has to be within the living space of your house (in most states)

[FROSTY]

bottom of don bucks hill.sanui.

Holey shit dude you are shittin me --Ive lived down helena street forever
You must be just over the road from western Motorcycles