CB ARGH
19th January 2009, 20:14
Was out for a ride this evening, not more than half an hour ago.
A few rounabouts before my house I notice a cop on my tail, and being a good boy, I slow down from 59.9km/h and snail pace below 50, being a smart ass. I had the weird hunch that the cop was following me, not just behind me, but actually following me. So yeah, I take a few side streets, do a few loops etc and guess what, he's still behind my tail.
I finally loose him and do the stupidest thing evr, cane it through second and third. Next thing I know... the blue and reds. :weep:
He gets out of the car pretty quick, by quick, I mean my bike wasn't even in neurtal yet (me panicing I guess). He asks for my licence, I take off my helmet and get it out. He asks if the bike has a WOF and registration, it does and I point him to the stickers.
"Oink oink?" TRANSLATION: So why did you hoon it back then?
"A stupid mistake, sorry officer." I reply
"Oink oink, oink" TRANSLATION: I just need to run a few checks, if everything's clear I'll send you on your way
He jumps back in the car, a few minuites later he gets back out, hands me the license and says I can go.
"So why did you pull me over?" I ask
"Oink oink... oink oink" TRANSLATION: Quite a few motorcycles are stolen in West Auckland, I took a look at your bike and thought it was nice enough to be stolen, and the fact that you hooned away made it look suspicious, I didn't have enough time to get a radio through about the bike so I pulled you over.
"Oh right" I reply, thinking... this dude rocks, he thinks my bike's nice enough to be stolen! :banana:
PIG REFERENCE CAN STOP NOW, THIS DUDE ROCKS!
"You're lucky that I had the radio in my hand and not the laser."
"Ohh I was only doing about 55"
"Looked more like seventy" :Pokey:
And on that bombshell, the conversation ended and he left.
Maybe cops aren't so bad, they're looking out for us! :headbang:
A few rounabouts before my house I notice a cop on my tail, and being a good boy, I slow down from 59.9km/h and snail pace below 50, being a smart ass. I had the weird hunch that the cop was following me, not just behind me, but actually following me. So yeah, I take a few side streets, do a few loops etc and guess what, he's still behind my tail.
I finally loose him and do the stupidest thing evr, cane it through second and third. Next thing I know... the blue and reds. :weep:
He gets out of the car pretty quick, by quick, I mean my bike wasn't even in neurtal yet (me panicing I guess). He asks for my licence, I take off my helmet and get it out. He asks if the bike has a WOF and registration, it does and I point him to the stickers.
"Oink oink?" TRANSLATION: So why did you hoon it back then?
"A stupid mistake, sorry officer." I reply
"Oink oink, oink" TRANSLATION: I just need to run a few checks, if everything's clear I'll send you on your way
He jumps back in the car, a few minuites later he gets back out, hands me the license and says I can go.
"So why did you pull me over?" I ask
"Oink oink... oink oink" TRANSLATION: Quite a few motorcycles are stolen in West Auckland, I took a look at your bike and thought it was nice enough to be stolen, and the fact that you hooned away made it look suspicious, I didn't have enough time to get a radio through about the bike so I pulled you over.
"Oh right" I reply, thinking... this dude rocks, he thinks my bike's nice enough to be stolen! :banana:
PIG REFERENCE CAN STOP NOW, THIS DUDE ROCKS!
"You're lucky that I had the radio in my hand and not the laser."
"Ohh I was only doing about 55"
"Looked more like seventy" :Pokey:
And on that bombshell, the conversation ended and he left.
Maybe cops aren't so bad, they're looking out for us! :headbang: