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[Jase H]

Obama and his wife entered the presidential bedroom for the first time. As they got undressed, Obama noticed that his wife had shaved herself down below.

"Michelle! Michelle!" he exclaimed, "You've shaved your muff. What's going on?"

The first lady pointed to the baby maker and replied loudly and clearly,

"Read my lips: NO MORE BUSH!"

[Swoop]

When a member of the press asked "What will you be doing about Defence"??
Mr Obama replied "We is gonna paint it de same as de house"!

[JimO]

i saw him surrounded by bullet proof glass and was thinking just because he is black he isnt going to shoot anybody