Should I sell my boyfriend's fairings? [Archive]

Str8 Jacket

23rd January 2009, 18:19

So I came home early from work today, cracked open a beer and cleaned the house like the Bitch that I am. The house look's awesome! I especially love the bright red VFR fairings that are in the bedroom, strategically placed. They've been there since my man took his bike out at manfield last weekend......

He promised that he would sort them ASAP or I told him that I would sell them. What to do, what to do?!..... :wait:

Oh yeah, the bike currently looks stunning in rainbow colured, ex- Skidmark fairings.... :niceone:

AlBundy

23rd January 2009, 18:29

What, you mean the fairings are the ONLY bike stuff in the room?

No engine bits or anything else?

And you call yourself a biker!

Pussy

23rd January 2009, 18:31

Just make sure you present koba with a cold beer and a nice meal when he gets home. Off you go

Str8 Jacket

23rd January 2009, 18:33

What, you mean the fairings are the ONLY bike stuff in the room?

No engine bits or anything else?

OH mate, if only they were the only bike things in the house!! I forgot to mention......

We need to move to a bigger flat simply cause we have so many fucked engines, tyres, toolkits. We had a bike in the lounge for awhile. Oh yeah, we live in a ONE bedrooom flat on the 2nd floor....

Did I mention that there is a whole instrument panel for a VFR and everything... :whistle:

ElCoyote

23rd January 2009, 18:33

They won't fit my bike so I guess it's ok............then again if it was my fairing............ummmmmmmm, could I think on this awhile? NO DO IT!!

MadDuck

23rd January 2009, 18:35

He promised that he would sort them ASAP or I told him that I would sell them. What to do, what to do?!..... :wait:

Want a link to Tardme? :yes:

Str8 Jacket

23rd January 2009, 18:35

Want a link to Tardme? :yes:

Hmm, maybe just one more beer while I have athink... :apint:

MadDuck

23rd January 2009, 18:36

Hmm, maybe just one more beer while I have athink... :apint:

Ok so that will take about 22.3 seconds :bleh:

AlBundy

23rd January 2009, 18:37

We need to move to a bigger flat. We live in a ONE bedrooom flat on the 2nd floor....

That's where you went wrong...

You went for a bloke who doesn't have money...

McJim

23rd January 2009, 18:38

Keep 'em. I've checked the bolt holes and they won't fit the Ducati. Would look funny too with Viffer panels.

Str8 Jacket

23rd January 2009, 18:42

That's where you went wrong...

You went for a bloke who doesn't have money...

What they say about those who *assume*, in this case *they* assume correctly. And ya know what, get fucked, there is no way you could be even half the man mine is!! :motu:

AlBundy

23rd January 2009, 18:45

What they say about those who *assume*, in this case *they* assume correctly. And ya know what, get fucked, there is no way you could be even half the man mine is!! :motu:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

Touchy, aren't we....

Str8 Jacket

23rd January 2009, 18:45

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

Touchy, aren't we....

Touch this mate :shake:

;)

AlBundy

23rd January 2009, 18:47

Touch this mate :shake:

;)

You're such a tease:whistle:

James Deuce

23rd January 2009, 18:58

Sell the boyfriend. Keep the fairings. Bikes are more reliable.

Str8 Jacket

23rd January 2009, 19:00

Sell the boyfriend. Keep the fairings. Bikes are more reliable.

Great idea! He'd be very easy to sell! :yes:

Maha

23rd January 2009, 19:03

Great idea! He'd be very easy to sell! :yes:

$125.00 :baby:

AlBundy

23rd January 2009, 19:03

Great idea! He'd be very easy to sell! :yes:

Wow, that was a quick turn of events:Pokey:

Str8 Jacket

23rd January 2009, 19:04

Keep on track here folks. I want the fairings gone, not the man!

AlBundy

23rd January 2009, 19:04

$125.00 :baby:

Didn't know you were that way inclined:wait:

AlBundy

23rd January 2009, 19:06

Keep on track here folks. I want the fairings gone, not the man!

Typical woman...

Can't make her mind up:msn-wink:

Maha

23rd January 2009, 19:06

Didn't know you were that way inclined:wait:

Im not....But I know someone who is, I intend to make on the deal...:done:

So Solly Hels...I will stop now....:shutup:

Rodney007

23rd January 2009, 19:11

ex skidmark? they probably make is go faster, stop faster, rider harde so there prolly worth holding onto?

Number One

23rd January 2009, 19:16

Great idea! He'd be very easy to sell! :yes:

$125.00 :baby:

What no $1 reserve?! What about a buy now???? Go on Go on Go on :shifty:

Str8 Jacket

23rd January 2009, 19:16

ex skidmark? they probably make is go faster, stop faster, rider harde so there prolly worth holding onto?

No upside down forks with came with them unfortunately!

Swoop

23rd January 2009, 19:17

A decent house would have a VFR in the living room.

and another in the garage...:first:

ElCoyote

23rd January 2009, 19:22

What no $1 reserve?! What about a buy now???? Go on Go on Go on :shifty:

Shall I lock that in? :hug:

MadDuck

23rd January 2009, 19:30

What no $1 reserve?! What about a buy now???? Go on Go on Go on :shifty:

I would buy him for $1. Actually I would probably stretch to $2 he is a cutie.

Nasty

23rd January 2009, 19:41

Before I opened the post I knew exactly what this was about .. of course you should sell them .. hehehe love you Koba!

Trudes

23rd January 2009, 19:45

We keep telling you, move to a larger house..... in Newlands, then you wouldn't have to store your bike bits etc in your bedroom/living room/kitchen/toilet........ and you wouldn't have so far to travel on Tuesday nights!;)

Maha

23rd January 2009, 19:46

What no $1 reserve?! What about a buy now???? Go on Go on Go on :shifty:

I would buy him for $1. Actually I would probably stretch to $2 he is a cutie.

I first considered $85.00 but threw in an extra 40 because I have seen him and I know what the Market is fetching.

Number One

23rd January 2009, 19:56

I would buy him for $1. Actually I would probably stretch to $2 he is a cutie.
I've seen his bum bum...I'd pay $10 :blip: :bleh:

MadDuck

23rd January 2009, 20:04

I've seen his bum bum...I'd pay $10 :blip: :bleh:

I will up you by $5...I like young white boys :msn-wink:

Str8 Jacket

23rd January 2009, 20:05

Doh! He's just got wind of somethig "foul" in the air.... Turnms out he was reading over my shoulder, while eating dinner. He has a fork in his hand. Quick! Does anyone have a white ribbon I can borrow? :mellow:

Number One

23rd January 2009, 20:34

Malcolm don't you hurt my back up sister wife! :lol: Or I'll kiss or hug ya next time I see you or something else equally shocking!

Mully

23rd January 2009, 20:36

Just make sure you present koba with a cold beer and a nice meal when he gets home. Off you go

And a present.

I voted no. Miss Mully would be in all sorts of trouble if she tried.

skidMark

23rd January 2009, 20:38

koba

24th January 2009, 22:30

How the fook did u get my old fairings. :blink:

The incestuous nature of the New Zealand motorcycling community!
There ain't THAT many 21's about to get goodybits from.
They make me go faster too. :niceone:

Str8 Jacket

24th January 2009, 22:49

They make me go faster too. :niceone:

Good, so you dont need the ones that have made a home for themselves in our bedroom then ;)

I guess I could withdraw sexual favours until they've gone..... :wait:

nudemetalz

25th January 2009, 08:29

The incestuous nature of the New Zealand motorcycling community!
There ain't THAT many 21's about to get goodybits from.
They make me go faster too. :niceone:

As long as they're not upside-down fairings.
Be hard to crouch down behind the belly-pan !!

skidMark

31st January 2009, 18:51

Good, so you dont need the ones that have made a home for themselves in our bedroom then ;)

I guess I could withdraw sexual favours until they've gone..... :wait:

Could be a blessing in disguise.