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Flatcap
26th January 2009, 12:48
The wife just swapped my car for 10 free sessions at the beauty therapist

Should I be annoyed at that?

Or happy that I have become 100% motorcyclist?

wbks
26th January 2009, 12:51
Is she hot? *the question all KBers are waiting to hear*
EDIT: Actually, if it takes a car's worth of money at the beauty therapist, that question is kind of stupid, ain't it?:whistle:

Str8 Jacket
26th January 2009, 13:20
The wife just swapped my car for 10 free sessions at the beauty therapist

Should I be annoyed at that?

Or happy that I have become 100% motorcyclist?

JTFC! How much does a session at a beauty therapist cost?!! :eek:

I would be annoyed, she should have at least got half the cars value in booze!!

bungbung
26th January 2009, 13:22
The wife just swapped my car for 10 free sessions at the beauty therapist

Should I be annoyed at that?

Or happy that I have become 100% motorcyclist?

It depends, are you expected to attend the sessions?

Flatcap
26th January 2009, 13:37
It depends, are you expected to attend the sessions?

Potentially - she did mention something about microdermabrasion on my whisky nose.....

But that wasn't what you meant, I think

Flatcap
26th January 2009, 13:38
Is she hot? *the question all KBers are waiting to hear*
EDIT: Actually, if it takes a car's worth of money at the beauty therapist, that question is kind of stupid, ain't it?:whistle:

Maintenance, not overhaul

Nagash
26th January 2009, 15:46
The wife just swapped my car for 10 free sessions at the beauty therapist


She traded a car for free beauty sessions?! I think she got ripped off.

SARGE
26th January 2009, 16:10
The wife just swapped my car for 10 free sessions at the beauty therapist


.....and that was just for the estimate...



(cmon bro,, someone hadda say it....)

RantyDave
26th January 2009, 17:02
The wife just swapped my car for 10 free sessions at the beauty therapist

Should I be annoyed at that?
Depends. Do these sessions at the beauty therapist make her more or less able to take 150kg of rubble to the tip?

Annoyed, then.

Dave

Mom
26th January 2009, 17:05
JTFC! How much does a session at a beauty therapist cost?!! :eek:

I would be annoyed, she should have at least got half the cars value in booze!!

No, all the car value in booze, half of which she could share with Flatcap. That way it would not matter what she looks like, booze goggles win the day :Punk:

mashman
26th January 2009, 17:07
The wife just swapped my car for 10 free sessions at the beauty therapist

Should I be annoyed at that?

Or happy that I have become 100% motorcyclist?

Tell her that you love her for who she is adn not what she looks like (lie if you have to :shifty:)... call the cops, get her thrown in jail and go buy the bike you've always wanted... then you can be 100% biker, with 100% of the time to use it!!!

Dave Lobster
26th January 2009, 18:32
The wife just swapped my car for 10 free sessions at the beauty therapist

Should I be annoyed at that?

Or happy that I have become 100% motorcyclist?


Can you swop her for a dog?

Dogs don't need beauty sessions.

Flatcap
26th January 2009, 19:27
Can you swop her for a dog?

Dogs don't need beauty sessions.

Got a dog:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1398200#post1398200

He does need some beauty therapy..

shafty
26th January 2009, 19:43
Got a dog:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1398200#post1398200

He does need some beauty therapy..

If your wife is knocking at the front door and yelling and your dog is barking at the back door, which do you answer first?

Let the dog in - at least it shuts up once you've opened the door

Dean
26th January 2009, 22:31
The wife just swapped my car for 10 free sessions at the beauty therapist

Should I be annoyed at that?

Or happy that I have become 100% motorcyclist?

you should be happy she got what she wanted and shes happy i mean we kbers dont need cars anyway most of us only use a car for when its needed but 2 wheels rule our lives:woohoo: (well atleast 2 wheels rule mine)

plus if you show youre not mad at her about the spending shell be in a good mood and give you just desserts :hug: