Finally found the right 85

[DELLORTO]

Thanks all that voted on my poll eariler, you all thought the ktm was the best so i looked at a few ktm's [2nd hand} and they all looked at bit rusty and tired.....i also looked at a few kx85's and cr85's and after half a dozen dealers i settled for a 2008 rm85 that is in top condtion :clap:

please vote on my poll...thanks

[Sidewinder]

Thanks all that voted on my poll eariler, you all thought the ktm was the best so i looked at a few ktm's [2nd hand} and they all looked at bit rusty and tired.....i also looked at a few kx85's and cr85's and after half a dozen dealers i settled for a 2008 rm85 that is in top condtion :clap:

please vote on my poll...thanks

85 stroker? how old are you? 10?

[DELLORTO]

85 stroker? how old are you? 10?

im 14 :bleh:

[Sidewinder]

im 14 :bleh:

oh no shit? your mum know your on the net talking to dirty old men?

[DELLORTO]

ive been on here since i was 11!!!!:bleh::bleh::bleh:

[Sidewinder]

ive been on here since i was 11!!!!:bleh::bleh::bleh:

just get a rmz450 and you wont have to bother up grading

[B0000M]

according to your profile you joined july 08

ill assume either
a: you age quickly
b: youve had a previous username
c: your lieing

[kezzafish]

ha ha haaaaaa. brilliant

[Sidewinder]

according to your profile you joined july 08

ill assume either
a: you age quickly
b: youve had a previous username
c: your lieing

id do with the normaly kb thing, lieing because its the same as bullshit

[DELLORTO]

I HAD AN OLD ACCOUNT CALLED DAYTONA 2!!!!!:girlfight::girlfight:

[Sidewinder]

I HAD AN OLD ACCOUNT CALLED DAYTONA 2!!!!!:girlfight::girlfight:

nah but shit bout the age tho

[DELLORTO]

wateva.......:mad::mad::mad::mad: im too young for this :baby:

[Ktmboy]

ha ha haaaaaa. brilliant

As soon as I saw "Talking to dirty old men on the net I thought of you"

Two posts later...comfirmation.

[noobi]

Its fine if you know that who your talking to is a man, but if he/she/it says there a 16 yo blonde with big tits and horny for YOU, then maybe your in the wrong place :eek5:
off road is normally quite good theres only kezzafiah and all the dirt bike wannabes that post annoying bullshit to watch out for, everthing else is sweet as

I think

[Ktmboy]

Its fine if you know that who your talking to is a man, but if he/she/it says there a 16 yo blonde with big tits and horny for YOU, then maybe your in the wrong place :eek5:
off road is normally quite good theres only kezzafiah and all the dirt bike wannabes that post annoying bullshit to watch out for, everthing else is sweet as

I think

Quite find Kezzafish a breath of stale air in a strange sort of way:shutup:. Wouldn't really call him a dirt bike wannabe. Just confused, annoying and outlandishly irreverant:Punk:

Hmmm...maybe he's normal?

Anyway Dellorto I'm glad you have a new bike. Nothing wrong at all with the RM85's. Give me a PM when you are heading out for a ride at The Sandpit and I'll sort some riding buddies out for you. It's OK Kezza and his mates live in Welly so they won't be hiding in the bush.

[DELLORTO]

Quite find Kezzafish a breath of stale air in a strange sort of way:shutup:. Wouldn't really call him a dirt bike wannabe. Just confused, annoying and outlandishly irreverant:Punk:

Hmmm...maybe he's normal?

Anyway Dellorto I'm glad you have a new bike. Nothing wrong at all with the RM85's. Give me a PM when you are heading out for a ride at The Sandpit and I'll sort some riding buddies out for you. It's OK Kezza and his mates live in Welly so they won't be hiding in the bush.

im glad kezzafish wont be hiding in the bush...now i dont have to bring my glock.......:2guns:....hahah im going to the sandpit this sunday with half a dozen mates, be good to go to the sand pit again [i hate riverhead!:shutup:}

[oldguy]

Good on you, enjoy your new bike. at 14 I didn't even own a pushbike.

[DELLORTO]

Good on you, enjoy your new bike. at 14 I didn't even own a pushbike.

thanks ill use it well :clap:

[kezzafish]

hey hey, all i said in this entire thread was that Boom's post was funny. i voted that the fukkn 85 was a good bike... simply because you (delorto) chose it and no one knows better than you. And that is basically why i write such absolute shite... because i figure that most people posting here are after a bit of a chat as well as a bit of info. if they were only after info they'd probably just search through all the previous posts because most of the stuff on here has been said before (on here).

My posts are full of flowery shit to keep me (and anyone else who finds twisted humour funny) interested but i usually only post to reply and there is usually a point to my message.... like... lighten up.

When i do post trollop i start a thread for it so it dissapears when it's not wanted. I'm sorry for upsetting you Noobi. i'll be hiding in a bush near you so i can jump out and formally appologise

[kezzafish]

and as for wannabe... i ride my dirt bike till i'm dead broke.. which is every week. and i skid my way to work on a road version every fukken day

[DELLORTO]

hey hey, all i said in this entire thread was that Boom's post was funny. i voted that the fukkn 85 was a good bike... simply because you (delorto) chose it and no one knows better than you. And that is basically why i write such absolute shite... because i figure that most people posting here are after a bit of a chat as well as a bit of info. if they were only after info they'd probably just search through all the previous posts because most of the stuff on here has been said before (on here).

My posts are full of flowery shit to keep me (and anyone else who finds twisted humour funny) interested but i usually only post to reply and there is usually a point to my message.... like... lighten up.

When i do post trollop i start a thread for it so it dissapears when it's not wanted. I'm sorry for upsetting you Noobi. i'll be hiding in a bush near you so i can jump out and formally appologise

can you not ruin my post in the future....:mad: thanks.......and people do know better than me ! thats why i put up a post......

[SpikedPunch]

im glad kezzafish wont be hiding in the bush...now i dont have to bring my glock.......:2guns:....hahah im going to the sandpit this sunday with half a dozen mates, be good to go to the sand pit again [i hate riverhead!:shutup:}
I wish I was going to the sandpit this weekend. Getting bike ready to sell boo hoo two weeks and no riding :crybaby: murphy's law if I go out for one last play I'll total it...

[DELLORTO]

what bike are you going to get??

[kezzafish]

can you not ruin my post in the future....:mad: thanks.......and people do know better than me ! thats why i put up a post......

go back to the first page mate. i have one 15 character post... Sidewinder has about 5 posts ripping the shit out of you. Are you confusing me with him?

[SpikedPunch]

rm100, gonna do the changes they did here tho: http://www.motorcycledaily.com/01may03kawasaki2002kx100modified.htm

[DELLORTO]

go back to the first page mate. i have one 15 character post... Sidewinder has about 5 posts ripping the shit out of you. Are you confusing me with him?

yes...sorry, sidewinder = :Offtopic:

[DELLORTO]

rm100, gonna do the changes they did here tho: http://www.motorcycledaily.com/01may03kawasaki2002kx100modified.htm

why you leaving the drz?? i left mine cos it was tooooo slow and sleepy...

[kezzafish]

yes...sorry, sidewinder = :Offtopic:

ok so now just noobi to explain what i've done to him?

[SpikedPunch]

why you leaving the drz?? i left mine cos it was tooooo slow and sleepy...
I'm on a quest to find that white whale of bikes, the perfect bike for meself. Yarrggggg. Giving the rm a go and maybe one day when I'm a bit less of an impoverished artist I'll do the lowering a big bike thing.

[noobi]

ok so now just noobi to explain what i've done to him?

I think you missunderstood my first post, the kezzafish is different from the dirt bike wannabes, who are sidewinder, carver (and what seems like their entourage of haters who follow them everywhere on here) and all the road bike peeps thats come and post shite in the off-road forum
Your not a wannabe with two off-roadable bikes
:Playnice:


I'm sorry for upsetting you Noobi. i'll be hiding in a bush near you so i can jump out and formally appologise

its ok mr fish, I didnt mean to make fun
I have to come down the line soon, ill meet you in the middle?


Anyway I think its funny that most of the votes (at the time of writing) are for Im just voting for the sake of voting
PS i voted for the awesome suzuki option

[kezzafish]

As soon as I saw "Talking to dirty old men on the net I thought of you"

Two posts later...comfirmation.


Quite find Kezzafish a breath of stale air in a strange sort of way:shutup:. Wouldn't really call him a dirt bike wannabe. Just confused, annoying and outlandishly irreverant:Punk:

Hmmm...maybe he's normal?

Anyway Dellorto I'm glad you have a new bike. Nothing wrong at all with the RM85's. Give me a PM when you are heading out for a ride at The Sandpit and I'll sort some riding buddies out for you. It's OK Kezza and his mates live in Welly so they won't be hiding in the bush.

All true except confused. i'd describe me as a bored pisstaker with ADHD and irreverant is spot on but at least in my lack of respect i remember to diss myself. I often have problems when i treat strangers like they're old mates


people do know better than me ! thats why i put up a post......
sure... there's always someone who knows MORE than you but you know what you want more than anyone else and that's irrefutable. A perfect example of this is that in your last poll the overwhelming consensus was that you buy a KTM and a few people said don't get an 85. you ignored them 'cos you had to figure it out yourself (which i highly commend)

I think you missunderstood my first post, the kezzafish is different from the dirt bike wannabes, who are sidewinder, carver (and what seems like their entourage of haters who follow them everywhere on here) and all the road bike peeps thats come and post shite in the off-road forum
Your not a wannabe with two off-roadable bikes
:Playnice:

its ok mr fish, I didnt mean to make fun
I have to come down the line soon, ill meet you in the middle?

Anyway I think its funny that most of the votes (at the time of writing) are for Im just voting for the sake of voting
PS i voted for the awesome suzuki option

Yeah sweet mate. I have nothing to do with Sidewinder and didn't agree with (or laugh at) any of his posts. I'd had a few bevs when i read your post last night and may have taken it the wrong way. lol. NEVER drink&post

[B0000M]

hi everyone.

chill the fuck out :jerry:

if you still feel anger, go ride your bike.


(this is not pointed at anyone in particular)



:eek::bleh::msn-wink::mobile::msn-wink::niceone::rolleyes::clap:

[DELLORTO]

my tread has turned into a battle royal.....:shit:

[Reckless]

rm100, gonna do the changes they did here tho: http://www.motorcycledaily.com/01may03kawasaki2002kx100modified.htm


Hey that was a good find never new they made a melow 2T. My sons KX85 was to much of a light switch to even bother modifying. But this KX100 seems worth a go if this works:

As you may have guessed from the prior paragraph, the goal was to turn the KX100 into a capable trail bike with some relatively basic modifications. The KX100 starts out with an outstanding motor -- fast and revvy, but with good low end for a small-bore two-stroke. We took steps to make the motor even better for trail riding by adding a ten ounce Steahly flywheel weight, an FMF fatty pipe and a U.S. Forest Service approved FMF Turbine Core II spark arrester.
Our performance modifications really did the trick. The modified KX has an even smoother power band with virtually no hit, yet it remains powerful and torquey from just above idle to a fairly high revving top end (it doesn't rev quite as high as stock, however). The FMF pipe boosted power just about everywhere, and the addition of the Turbine Core 2 spark arrester and the fly wheel weight mellowed everything out. Everyone who rode the modified bike was pleased with the engine performance.

Similar to what they are doing to the Cr250's etc but the KX100 seems like quite a good base to start from. Cheers to the young guns!

[SpikedPunch]

Hey that was a good find never new they made a melow 2T. My sons KX85 was to much of a light switch to even bother modifying. But this KX100 seems worth a go if this works:

As you may have guessed from the prior paragraph, the goal was to turn the KX100 into a capable trail bike with some relatively basic modifications. The KX100 starts out with an outstanding motor -- fast and revvy, but with good low end for a small-bore two-stroke. We took steps to make the motor even better for trail riding by adding a ten ounce Steahly flywheel weight, an FMF fatty pipe and a U.S. Forest Service approved FMF Turbine Core II spark arrester.
Our performance modifications really did the trick. The modified KX has an even smoother power band with virtually no hit, yet it remains powerful and torquey from just above idle to a fairly high revving top end (it doesn't rev quite as high as stock, however). The FMF pipe boosted power just about everywhere, and the addition of the Turbine Core 2 spark arrester and the fly wheel weight mellowed everything out. Everyone who rode the modified bike was pleased with the engine performance.

Similar to what they are doing to the Cr250's etc but the KX100 seems like quite a good base to start from. Cheers to the young guns!

Yeah, I think it'll be a good wee bike for me, it seems to have plenty of fans on the thumpette forum. RM and KX are the same bike. Green is my favourite colour:shifty: but it just seems easier to find the RM for a better price. They don't sell them in NZ any more for some reason. I think the last ones were in 2005?

[carver]

I think you missunderstood my first post, the kezzafish is different from the dirt bike wannabes, who are sidewinder, carver (and what seems like their entourage of haters who follow them everywhere on here) and all the road bike peeps thats come and post shite in the off-road forum
Your not a wannabe with two off-roadable bikes
:Playnice:




haha, sidewinder has learnt respect for you guys the hard way.
i would like to do more trail rides and more stunting myself