Who could give the MORMON FEW the learn? [Archive]

hospitalfood

29th January 2009, 22:28

my third form english teacher............
on a hmx 500, drunk, blindfolded, with a hooker hanging off his bat

jrandom

29th January 2009, 22:29

I'm pretty sure the Mormon Few could give themselves the learn.

sinfull

29th January 2009, 22:29

my third form english teacher............
on a hmx 500, drunk, blindfolded, with a hooker hanging off his bat
Call me voyeristic but that i wanna see !

Usarka

29th January 2009, 22:31

A rubber spastic.

DUCATI*HARD

29th January 2009, 22:37

thatd be me:banana:

sinfull

29th January 2009, 22:53

thatd be me:banana:
What ! A rubber spastic, the third grade teacher or the one to learn the mormon few ?

MsKABC

29th January 2009, 22:53

..........

The Stranger

29th January 2009, 22:58

..........

Nice pic, how old were you there?

DUCATI*HARD

29th January 2009, 23:02

What ! A rubber spastic, the third grade teacher or the one to learn the mormon few ?

all the above:wacko:

MsKABC

29th January 2009, 23:04

Nice pic, how old were you there?

That's my granny. Some of us age better than others ;)

sinfull

29th January 2009, 23:14

all the above:wacko:
I googled rubber third grade teacher on a mc learning the mormons and this came up !

http://images.spaces.covers.com/Upload/UserImages/rubberband-man.jpg
I want to be a third grader again !!!

SARGE

29th January 2009, 23:30

we talkin knife fight???

i'd be keen

skidMark

29th January 2009, 23:50

we talkin knife fight???

i'd be keen

If you say its with dildos theyll be keen.

Sidewinder

30th January 2009, 05:52

thatd be me:banana:

no ducatis suck, well thats what the owners club tells me

DUCATI*HARD

30th January 2009, 07:58

no ducatis suck, well thats what the owners club tells me

the only thing they suck is gas and tyres,,,theres ya first lesson:devil2:the D*O*C will own you,,,says the owners club:devil2:

Sidewinder

30th January 2009, 08:10

the only thing they suck is gas and tyres,,,theres ya first lesson:devil2:the D*O*C will own you,,,says the owners club:devil2:

yea the D*O*C arnt bad guys ive seen them hanging out at the gay bar alot

Sidewinder

30th January 2009, 08:12

If you say its with dildos theyll be keen.

dude smoking dont make you look cool, makes YOU look like a try hard because your posing to much

The Stranger

30th January 2009, 08:13

yea the D*O*C arnt bad guys ive seen them hanging out at the gay bar alot

Does Carver know you spend a lot of time at the gay bar?

Sidewinder

30th January 2009, 08:17

Does Carver know you spend a lot of time at the gay bar?

he would be rather dumb if he didnt know snice hes always with me when i go there...................:gob::gob::gob:

R6_kid

30th January 2009, 08:21

I reckon I could, how's your maths?

Sidewinder

30th January 2009, 08:29

I reckon I could, how's your maths?

1+1=window?

sugilite

30th January 2009, 08:41

Ahhh, at last a real cry for help. It's the most important step and I'm soooo pleased you have come to terms and requested some learning.

Lesson 1. It does seem you have trouble understanding the difference between the words crotch and clutch. I think your clutch lever is getting very lonely, and upset at all the attention your giving your crotch. Exercise: Ride your bike with both hands on the handle bars next time. :done:

Tomorrows lesson: Hero knobs, and their correct usage. :shutup:

DUCATI*HARD

30th January 2009, 15:13

yea the D*O*C arnt bad guys ive seen them hanging out at the gay bar alot

YOU SURE YOU WANNA RIDE THIS TRAIN???:shifty:

MIXONE

30th January 2009, 15:16

If by "learn" you mean teach you some manners I'm sure many on kb would love the chance.

Laava

30th January 2009, 15:43

my third form english teacher............
on a hmx 500, drunk, blindfolded, with a hooker hanging off his bat
And while he is there he could teach some elementary sentence structures;
"SUZUKI'S OWN!
I WILL OWN!
You nOObs"
I mean, come on!

carver

30th January 2009, 16:07

If by "learn" you mean teach you some manners I'm sure many on kb would love the chance.

but it never happens.
ever-not in real life

Katman

30th January 2009, 21:18

Who could give the Moron Few the learn?

Probably any old London motorcycle courier.

Matt Bleck

31st January 2009, 09:43

Who could give the Moron Few the learn?
well.....................?
Motorcycle Jesus!!!

http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=6b5ZwmbFY-A

Sidewinder

1st February 2009, 06:27

YOU SURE YOU WANNA RIDE THIS TRAIN???:shifty:

depends how cheap the tickets are? oh does this train use a turn table like on thomas the tank engine? love that progarme

Sidewinder

1st February 2009, 06:28

If by "learn" you mean teach you some manners I'm sure many on kb would love the chance.

no one on kb has the balls to and they dont care when they see us

Sidewinder

1st February 2009, 06:31

And while he is there he could teach some elementary sentence structures;
"SUZUKI'S OWN!
I WILL OWN!
You nOObs"
I mean, come on!

if things were meant to make sence your mum would of given you a real name

SARGE

1st February 2009, 07:22

YOU SURE YOU WANNA RIDE THIS TRAIN???:shifty:

dont say GAY and TRAIN in the same post around these fellas...

cowpoos

1st February 2009, 07:33

no one on kb has the balls to and they dont care when they see us

that almost sounds like a challenge???

Oh...I'ld own you lil buggers at anything...name it...

Matt Bleck

1st February 2009, 07:50

that almost sounds like a challenge???

Oh...I'ld own you lil buggers at anything...name it...
soggy biscut?!

SixPackBack

1st February 2009, 08:32

If by "learn" you mean teach you some manners I'm sure many on kb would love the chance.

Carver stayed at our place for the night on his recent northland scooter run.......hate to burst the bubble but he was polite, well behaved and a total gentleman.................best not believe everything posted on the Internet!

Mountlocal1

1st February 2009, 09:54

Shall we start a list?

Hope the below people don't mind me bringing up there names..... :pinch:

I nominate....

Ducati Hard
Mrs Ducati Hard
Warr (when not broken)
DMNTD (when not broken)
Unit (when not looking after a broken DMNTD)

Anyone else? :whistle:

And like 6 pack said... Carver is a decent enough guy.... Don't know bout this sidewinder character though.... Has he had a haircut yet? :shit:

wbks

1st February 2009, 12:34

I nominate young biker

cowpoos

1st February 2009, 14:36

soggy biscut?!

I Will Own You
nOObs

The Stranger

1st February 2009, 18:09

Maha

1st February 2009, 18:14

Number One

1st February 2009, 18:23

If it's 'LEARN' that ya want to do I would suggest starting with any willing person who passed NCEA english :shutup: :chase:

SixPackBack

1st February 2009, 18:28

So did he love the cock?

I had to watch him to be sure.........lets face it if its a man dish he's after they don't come much better than me.:mellow:

noobi

1st February 2009, 19:17

If it's 'LEARN' that ya want to do I would suggest starting with any willing person who passed NCEA english :shutup: :chase:

ooOOo I passid NCEA

carver

1st February 2009, 19:19

Carver stayed at our place for the night on his recent northland scooter run.......hate to burst the bubble but he was polite, well behaved and a total gentleman.................best not believe everything posted on the Internet!

i stumbled into the house, a bottle of whiskey in my hand, promptly threw up on the carpet, and started to chat up his daughter, before i passed out for the night

carver

1st February 2009, 19:22

were a bit faster than alot of you think, but il be the first to say that alot of you wouldn't take the risks to beat us on the road

driftn

1st February 2009, 20:13

were a bit faster than alot of you think, but il be the first to say that alot of you wouldn't take the risks to beat us on the road

Because we are not that stupid and you little cock suckers are to scared to take it to a race track cause you know you will get a :spanking:

cowpoos

1st February 2009, 21:58

Because we are not that stupid and you little cock suckers are to scared to take it to a race track cause you know you will get a :spanking:
they're not even that quick on the road Luke.

mikeey01

1st February 2009, 22:30

were a bit faster than alot of you think, but il be the first to say that alot of you wouldn't take the risks to beat us on the road

:yawn: :sleep:
Yep from bad to a complete dick head in 1.3 milliseconds!

Next you'll be telling us you can stop a bike from 60kph in 2 meters!

skidMark

1st February 2009, 23:05

Anybody able to flatfoot a peewee 50.

Sorry finn.

Mormon few owns you.

skidMark

1st February 2009, 23:07

:yawn: :sleep:
Yep from bad to a complete dick head in 1.3 milliseconds!

Next you'll be telling us you can stop a bike from 60kph in 2 meters!

You rang?

throw me a zxr250 and a video camera and i will prove it.

carver

2nd February 2009, 05:45

Because we are not that stupid and you little cock suckers are to scared to take it to a race track cause you know you will get a :spanking:

ah, you mean trackdays or race days?
sidewinder will be at a trackday this month, the only thing were scared is running out of guys like you

:yawn: :sleep:
Yep from bad to a complete dick head in 1.3 milliseconds!

Next you'll be telling us you can stop a bike from 60kph in 2 meters!

so long as there aint a BMW in front of me.

they're not even that quick on the road Luke.

you aint ridden with us have ya big boy?

koba

2nd February 2009, 06:34

ah, you mean trackdays or race days?
sidewinder will be at a trackday this month, the only thing were scared is running out of guys like you

Try Winning the hillclimb then.
www.cliffhanger.org.nz
There are even prizes for it.

AND its on a road. (just without the traffic)

Deano

2nd February 2009, 12:57

Next you'll be telling us you can stop a bike from 60kph in 2 meters!

You rang?

throw me a zxr250 and a video camera and i will prove it.

You'll ride it into a wall ?

Try Winning the hillclimb then.
www.cliffhanger.org.nz
There are even prizes for it.

AND its on a road. (just without the traffic)

Level playing feild Malcolm - their inflated egos wouldn't cope with losing.

I'll put my money where my mouth is if they actually did turn up.

carver

2nd February 2009, 14:34

You'll ride it into a wall ?

Level playing feild Malcolm - their inflated egos wouldn't cope with losing.

I'll put my money where my mouth is if they actually did turn up.

haha, i love it.

people always think we are really the characters we play

Deano

2nd February 2009, 18:02

haha, i love it.

people always think we are really the characters we play

So your so insecure with the 'real' carver you feel the need to talk shit ?

Can't you just be yourself ?

skidMark

2nd February 2009, 18:07

So your so insecure with the 'real' carver you feel the need to talk shit ?

Can't you just be yourself ?

You can't afford the real carver...

Me and sidewinder get all of him :buggerd:

Mom

2nd February 2009, 18:12

Who could give the Moron Few the learn?
well.....................?
:sunny: The learn in what?

I reckon there will be a few of us that have just a tad more experience in some things than a bunch of young whipper snappers :yes:

Is that why you call yourselves the Moron Few? Your spelling too, no edit :sunny:

:love: :blip:

Sidewinder

2nd February 2009, 18:52

You can't afford the real carver...

Me and sidewinder get all of him :buggerd:

why are you trying to stick up for us? we use to shit on you all the time....

koba

2nd February 2009, 19:19

Well, Hillclimb?

MIXONE

2nd February 2009, 19:27

Well, Hillclimb?

Of course not.That's in the real world not the internet!

Grizzo

2nd February 2009, 19:28

Who could give the Moron Few the learn?
well.....................?
This guy...

carver

2nd February 2009, 21:38

So your so insecure with the 'real' carver you feel the need to talk shit ?

Can't you just be yourself ?

i half am, its not insecurity, not at all.

:sunny: The learn in what?

I reckon there will be a few of us that have just a tad more experience in some things than a bunch of young whipper snappers :yes:

Is that why you call yourselves the Moron Few? Your spelling too, no edit :sunny:

:love: :blip:

thats our great mod team for ya

Of course not.That's in the real world not the internet!

i got a few things up my sleeve that i want to have a go at

Deano

3rd February 2009, 07:10

i got a few things up my sleeve that i want to have a go at

Put the cliffhanger on the calendar. It is a very real test of ability and nerve.

It is not for the faint hearted. I have heard many people say that would not enter after watching the video clip. Check it out - www.cliffhanger.org.nz

Quasievil

3rd February 2009, 07:18

Put the cliffhanger on the calendar. It is a very real test of ability and nerve.

It is not for the faint hearted. I have heard many people say that would not enter after watching the video clip. Check it out - www.cliffhanger.org.nz (http://www.cliffhanger.org.nz)

I could possibly transport the Moron Fews bikes down so they could "give the learn" but I doubt they will be interested

sinfull

3rd February 2009, 07:25

Put the cliffhanger on the calendar. It is a very real test of ability and nerve.

It is not for the faint hearted. I have heard many people say that would not enter after watching the video clip. Check it out - www.cliffhanger.org.nz

Wasn't the video that unnerved me last year, it was daves bike coming down the hill on a trailer made me think, Next year, when i've had more time on the new bike !!! No excuses now huh ?

Deano

3rd February 2009, 11:25

I could possibly transport the Moron Fews bikes down so they could "give the learn" but I doubt they will be interested

Throw your bike in as well mate and enter the Motard Class. Probably guaranteed a top 3 placing. (Last year there was only 2 entries)

carver

3rd February 2009, 18:39

Throw your bike in as well mate and enter the Motard Class. Probably guaranteed a top 3 placing. (Last year there was only 2 entries)

can i take the trials bike?

Quasievil

3rd February 2009, 21:16

Throw your bike in as well mate and enter the Motard Class. Probably guaranteed a top 3 placing. (Last year there was only 2 entries)

Yeah might just do that bro

koba

3rd February 2009, 21:26

can i take the trials bike?

Now thats just being silly!

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvA6D0CXNF4) Is my fave vid of the hillclimb, as raced by Jay.

carver

4th February 2009, 05:47

Now thats just being silly!

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvA6D0CXNF4) Is my fave vid of the hillclimb, as raced by Jay.

i wonder if our CBR450 would be any good then.
its a F2 bike with F3 specs

koba

4th February 2009, 06:24

i wonder if our CBR450 would be any good then.
its a F2 bike with F3 specs

Jay and Drew were fighting it out for top spot.
Drew was on a 999s and Jay his Zx6r racebike at the time.
While power does hae alot to do with the time it takes to get to the top big ugly hairy balls are also a main factor.

Deano

4th February 2009, 07:34

i wonder if our CBR450 would be any good then.
its a F2 bike with F3 specs

If it meets F3 specs you can try and take my F3 title off me.

Jay and Drew were fighting it out for top spot.
Drew was on a 999s and Jay his Zx6r racebike at the time.
While power does hae alot to do with the time it takes to get to the top big ugly hairy balls are also a main factor.

How do you know ? Have you seen Drew or Jay's balls ? :shutup:

carver

4th February 2009, 15:20

If it meets F3 specs you can try and take my F3 title off me.

on a 3 cyl CBR? :clap:
i doubt it!

koba

4th February 2009, 18:11

If it meets F3 specs you can try and take my F3 title off me.

How do you know ? Have you seen Drew or Jay's balls ? :shutup:

:whistle: No Comment.

koba

4th February 2009, 18:12

on a 3 cyl CBR? :clap:
i doubt it!

The bike should be about equal to the Pro Twin...

carver

4th February 2009, 21:41

The bike should be about equal to the Pro Twin...

i wish, try ride it!

Deano

5th February 2009, 12:02

So it isn't like Ozzy's F3, GSXR '450' ?

driftn

5th February 2009, 12:57

i wish, try ride it!

Oh but your part of the moron few you guys can ride any thing faster than every body else what are you scared of. you will win a piece piss.

carver

5th February 2009, 16:07

Oh but your part of the moron few you guys can ride any thing faster than every body else what are you scared of. you will win a piece piss.

thats a good point, plus god is on our side

Cr1MiNaL

15th February 2009, 00:08

Bring it to Taupo and I'll lap any one of the Mormon Few in a 30 minute session. The MEGA FEW WiLl OWn yOu No0bS

carver

15th February 2009, 00:12

Bring it to Taupo and I'll lap any one of the Mormon Few in a 30 minute session. The MEGA FEW WiLl OWn yOu No0bS

but you have never seen us on taupo, so how do ya know.
sidewinder will be there sometime.

own him!

Cr1MiNaL

15th February 2009, 11:38

but you have never seen us on taupo, so how do ya know.
sidewinder will be there sometime.

own him!

Sidewinder is not worthy of me. He can race Rob's girlfriend Kimmi.

carver

15th February 2009, 15:57

Sidewinder is not worthy of me. He can race Rob's girlfriend Kimmi.

really?

your not worthy to lick the rubber balls on the edge of his tires

Chrislost

16th February 2009, 15:12

Who could give the Mormon Few the learn?
well.....................?

If you come to the track, then probably PETE, or RAJ.

otherwise its just the usual, cops, busses, and fences/cliffs.

carver

16th February 2009, 18:21

If you come to the track, then probably PETE, or RAJ.

otherwise its just the usual, cops, busses, and fences/cliffs.

can i have your "tree's vs 750" pic