Did the world end on 9th Jan 2009? Or not

[Ixion]

In another thread , it was noted that the world (indeed , the universe) was due to end on 9th January this year.

Unfortunately, no-one so far can remember definitively if it did or not. Everyone was variously otherwise preoccupied and failed to take note at the time

It seems a matter which should be resolved definatively, one way or the other .

So, by mutual consensus of the great and Godly, a poll was called for. Here it is. The end of the world is a matter of some considerable importance, so only serious replies, of intellectual merit, please.

[mister.koz]

Of course it ended...

[Ocean1]

I've run out of black label.

So yes, it obviously fuckin has.

[Hitcher]

Maybe god is using a Julian calendar?

[yod]

i'm sure a disturbingly convenient rationalisation will be forthcoming

once it's been thought up

[dogsnbikes]

did I miss something when the fuck was the 9th?

[EJK]

What's todays date?

[mister.koz]

What's todays date?

Shortly before tomorrow, not long after yesterday.

[Jantar]

The world may have appeared to end on January 9th, but this thread http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=91355 proves that it won't happen till 2012.

[SARGE]

postponed until they get council approval

[Pixie]

Yes it did,but we didn't notice it as they initiated Universe Model Version 2.0
when they deleted Version 1.0
We're part of 2.0,complete with false histories

[mister.koz]

postponed until they get council approval

That'll be a few years off then, will probably get tied into some sort of land claim and lost in the mix until everyone forgets the idea as the council rolls all of its staff.

[ManDownUnder]

Maybe god is using a Julian calendar?

Wow... I've heard of people being supplier to the Queen, but Julian... is ... supplier... to... God? (D'ya think he might want a KB calendar next year?)

[PrincessBandit]

It really did - we just didn't notice cos we were all transported to an alternative universe by way of a huge holodeck, just like in the Star Trek movie.

[mister.koz]

It really did - we just didn't notice cos we were all transported to an alternative universe by way of a huge holodeck, just like in the Star Trek movie.

insurrection :)

[vifferman]

I usually can't tell what day of the week it is, and many days seem like a waking nightmare, so it could have ended, but how would I tell? :confused:
Either way, it's pretty much just same ole same ole...

[MSTRS]

It may or may not have ended. Afterall, we may just be figments of our own imaginations.

[Hitcher]

Afterall, we may just be figments of our own imaginations.

I lie awake at night dreaming of being a figment.

[mister.koz]

mmmmmm figs mints :drool:

[portokiwi]

:oi-grr: I think I missed it:oi-grr: Did it... did it?????:beer:

[Swoop]

Wow... I've heard of people being supplier to the Queen, but Julian... is ... supplier... to... God? (D'ya think he might want a KB calendar next year?)
Obviously the "Julian" being referred to, is Julian Clary.

[Mr Merde]

did I miss something when the fuck was the 9th?

Just after the 8th but some time before the 10th

[pritch]

Maybe god is using a Julian calendar?

Is that anything like julienne?

Or am I getting calendar confused with colander?

It's a bugger getting old. :whistle:

[Curious_AJ]

well, either I'm 20 and the world is still going, or this is really what the afterlife is like... pretty shit.. I still have to work! and there are no clouds to bounce on!

[klingon]

No, the world did not end on the 9th. It ended on the 12th. That was the day I went back to work. :(

[BOGAR]

Did some one use the kill switch on their bike to cause the end of the world. They were warned not to. :laugh: :Pokey: :chase:

[Ixion]

The universe has a kill switch ? Where ? Let me at it.

[Mr Merde]

The universe has a kill switch ? Where ? Let me at it.

Last one alive gets to throw the switch.

Location; "The Resturant at the end of the universe"

[Bass]

I have been to Lake Ferry.
I now know where the restaurant at the end of the universe is located and have dined there.
It therefore follows that it's all over.

[Skyryder]

Where's the Buddist option that it's all an illusion. On this basis the poll does not exist hence my not voting.:clap::clap:


Skyryder

[Ocean1]

I have been to Lake Ferry.
I now know where the restaurant at the end of the universe is located and have dined there.

By a knight of ghosts and shadows
I summoned am to tourney
Ten leagues beyond the wide world's end
Methinks it is no journey.



And I'll be there Monday.

[ital916]

Soooo if the world ended, and we are all dead. My heaven consists of surfing kb and working seven days a week. I feel shafted, where is the naked women and flowing rivers of alocoholic nectar and epic air guitar competitions and the endless windy road that is perfectly paved. All I get in heaven is shit tar seal that is bumpy and breaking. :laugh:

[fliplid]

Might have ended, but then the History Monks got it sorted out

[Goblin]

The universe ended for my Oma on the 8th of Jan but it appears life goes on. End of an era really.
Rest in Peace Oma.

[McJim]

forty two.

[fliplid]

forty two.

Sorry, what was the question?

[Hitcher]

And I'll be there Monday.

Somewhere around noon?

Please don't be angry, I'll be back with you real soon.

[The Pastor]

Last one alive gets to throw the switch.

Location; "The Resturant at the end of the universe"
oh shit you've got more guns than me!

[Ocean1]

Somewhere around noon?

Indeed.

Suggestions for lunch in Picton?


Please don't be angry, I'll be back with you real soon.

A week, dude, just a week.

[Hitcher]

Suggestions for lunch in Picton?

Our favourite place is opposite the motel on the main street -- next to an "arcade" and art gallery. Good bike parking out the front and the superloo is just over the road and up a bit.

[Bass]

I'll be back with you real soon.

If the universe hadn't ended, the BDOTGNZA would be mortified!

[Bass]

By a knight of ghosts and shadows
I summoned am to tourney
Ten leagues beyond the wide world's end
Methinks it is no journey.


I know it's off topic, but that's cool.
Who are you quoting?

[idb]

I've just checked back on my diary to see what happened that day...and...there...is...no...entry............... .

[Blossom]

I just checked with IRD because as we all know death and taxes are the only constant. And damn it no the world didn't end. Thats scheduled to occur on the 31st March. Until then they are still expecting us all to pay our taxes...sigh

[NighthawkNZ]

Did the world end on 9th Jan 2009? Or not

No but aparenetly Saturday the 23rd December 2012 accordin to the Mayain calendar :/

[Skyryder]

I know it's off topic, but that's cool.
Who are you quoting?

Google MAD TOM OF BEDLAM.

Skyryder

[Ocean1]

I know it's off topic, but that's cool.

At the end of the last day, dude, I'd say we can take a liberty or two.


Who are you quoting?

Possibly Cecil Armstrong Gibbs.

Although I believe some dude named Anon has a stronger claim.


More:

The moon's my constant mistress,
And the lovely owl's my marrow;
The flaming drake,
And the night-crow make
Me music to my sorrow.

I know more than Apollo;
For oft when he lies sleeping
I behold the stars
At mortal wars,
And the rounded welkin weeping.

The moon embraces her shepherd,
And the Queen of Love her warrior;
While the first does horn
The stars of the morn,
And the next the heav'nly farrier.

With a heart of furious fancies
Whereof I am commander:
With a burning spear,
And a horse of air,
To the wilderness I wander;

With a knight of ghosts and shadows,
I summoned am to Tourney:
Ten leagues beyond
The wide world's end
Methinks it is no journey.