Sheep are EEEVIL.

[Aiolos]

Yes, sheep are definately evil. One attacked me last night while I was riding home from work. It decided to run across the road in front of me. I clipped it with my right foot and it threw the bike over onto its left side, on which it slid down the road for 30 odd metres (with me following). The result - Left side fairing is half ground off, mirror, indicator and clutch lever smashed, footpeg and gear lever bent to buggery.I got a nasty big graze on my left knee and sprained my left wrist. The lesson - Always wear full gear (I wasn't wearing my leather pants, had jacket and gloves on though) and watch out for nasty, evil sheep.

[Riff Raff]

So sheep for dinner tonight is it???

[Aiolos]

haha, yeah. And it makes work much more satisfying. Putting all those dismembered carcasses into boxes. I'm a freezing-worker by the way.

[Joni]

Mmmmmmm - Lamb cutlets!!

:D

[Lias]

I'm a freezing-worker by the way.

This was obviously a well planned Animal Liberation Front terroist attack :2thumbsup

[vifferman]

Yes, sheep are one of the evilest creatures around. People are misled by their nice placid woolly exterior, but they are nasty, or grnarsty even.:confused:

I once (well, more than once, even though it was a gummint one) worked on a sheep station, and there was a very apt sign in one of the yards:
DUMB SHEEP MAKE YOU NASTY.

See? They're so bad they even subvert humans to their evil ways.
My boss had the little finger on his right hand missing because of a sheep doing just what Aiolos was subjected to.

[Waylander]

Is it just me or has there been a rash of suicidal animals out on the roads latley?

Hit one of them possoms(sp) the other day, damn thing almost took off my highway peg.

[SuperDave]

Good to hear that you are okay and only just clipped it, could've been a lot worse if it was more than a clip. Sounds like your bike came out pretty bad, did you get a look at the sheep? :blink:

Man, didn't another guy on this forum hit a duck or something recently? Fark, these animals are crazy...

[Joni]

Man, didn't another guy on this forum hit a duck or something recently? Fark, these animals are crazy...

Spank hit a bird on the way to Paeroa....

I always find it sad when things like that happen!

[Coyote]

Spank hit a bird on the way to Paeroa....

At 240kph :crazy:

[Joni]

At 240kph :crazy:

Ummm, yes!
:confused:

[Gixxer 4 ever]

ain't they just. :yeah: I say that every day as I got to work and slave over them and chase around making sure they have everything they need to stay healthy. Darn I wish they would show a bit more gratitude for the work I do for them. :spudwhat:

[Aiolos]

Good to hear that you are okay and only just clipped it, could've been a lot worse if it was more than a clip. Sounds like your bike came out pretty bad, did you get a look at the sheep?

Nay, it scampered off into the night while I was lying on the ground. A helpful motorist went to look for it, but he couldn't find it.

[Gixxer 4 ever]

Man, didn't another guy on this forum hit a duck or something recently? Fark, these animals are crazy...
Yep. Allum ( think that's how it is spelt but what would I know I am a butler to sheep ) plucked a duck on his way home a few weeks ago. Low side from memory.

[Gixxer 4 ever]

Nay, it scampered off into the night while I was lying on the ground. A helpful motorist went to look for it, but he couldn't find it.

So lucky it was just a side swipe as they are very solid when you want to go straight through them. Bad luck and sorry to hear about the bike and your knee.
When Allum hit the duck I read his comments and started wearing the gloves and leathers again. I had got a bit slack with them in the 33 deg days but I wear it all now. So the value of this forum comes to the for when people relay their experiences.

[Gixxer 4 ever]

I always find it sad when things like that happen!

for spank or the bird :spudwhat:
Don't think the bird would have felt it at that speed. It would have made an impression on spank or at least his jacket. I hit a sparrow at 200 late one evening. Lucky the jacket is thick with plenty of armour on the shoulder but it still stung

[XTC]

ain't they just. :yeah: I say that every day as I got to work and slave over them and chase around making sure they have everything they need to stay healthy. Darn I wish they would show a bit more gratitude for the work I do for them. :spudwhat:
Thats like someone on death row showing appreciation for the prison guards..... Still means death in the end. :)

[Jonty]

That's what you get living in Invercargill! was it on the main street by chance? :2thumbsup

[wari]

:mobile: .. HItim .. :mobile: ..ok

...

DONT mess withda sheep .. :cool:

[sAsLEX]

All you need is a bigger bike mate!
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4426

[idb]

We hit a sheep and lamb in our car a few years ago - killed them both.
It was one of my favourite conversation stoppers for a while to mention (while laughing) that I had wiped out a solo mother and her kid.
hehehe :devil2:

I'm MUCH more mature now.

[Posh Tourer :P]

All you need is a bigger bike mate!

Its not a bigger bike he needs, its obviously a BMW thats gonna cure it......

Good effort :shit:

[dangerous]

Nay, it scampered off into the night while I was lying on the ground. A helpful motorist went to look for it, but he couldn't find it.
What... in amongest all the other sheep, did they all look the same...... it woulda been the one sniggering to its self.
Sorry bout the bike man.

[Gixxer 4 ever]

We hit a sheep and lamb in our car a few years ago - killed them both.
It was one of my favourite conversation stoppers for a while to mention (while laughing) that I had wiped out a solo mother and her kid.
hehehe :devil2:.

:confused: :ar15: :2thumbsup



I'm MUCH more mature now.
Pleased to hear it :banana: :banana:

[MSTRS]

This proves just how dangerous these little woolly barstuds have become. Be careful out there peoples, it's not like it was in the carefree days of our youth (just a few days ago)

[idb]

I knew the Territorials were concerned about the lack of recruits but I didn't realise they had dropped their entry requirements that far?

[idb]

Or is it a member of the Talibaaaaaan?

More puns to come as inspiration hits

[idb]

Or a member of the newest law enforcement agency - the NZ Fleece Force?

[wari]

Or a member of the newest law enforcement agency - the NZ Fleece Force?

YUrra bittofa dagg mate ... :D

[idb]

YUrra bittofa dagg mate ... :D

LOL :lol: (Lan O Lin)
Erk.. I think I've crossed the line. I should probably stop.

[Lias]

ROFL

I feel your twisted senseof humour is nearly as warped as mine :-)

[Wolf]

YUrra bittofa dagg mate ... :D

Bittofa Dagg???? He's the whole farkin' sheep's arse! (just jestin')

Bloke I knew once rounded a corner on the farm bike (not road legal, no helmet, no armour - typical cockey on the road on the farm bike scenario) and encountered a herd of cows in transit. Did a few wild zigzags past a few of them, rounded the arse of one, ran into another, came around with the other cockey looking down at him saying "you all right, mate?"

I seriously tested the manoeuvrability of my old Zundapp Bella one night winding my way down the Waingaro road and found a full-grown 3-year-old possum in the middle of my lane - it was over half the height of my front wheel in sitting position and I had no desire to hit it while leaning the bike on a downhill slope...

Nature will always find ways to cure itself of the human infestation...