Who is on the piss?

[crazefox]

As above???????????

[Str8 Jacket]

Not me. I have the local church youth group over, we're having a great time reading the bible and shit.

[Trudes]

I wish!!:bye:

[Number One]

When am I off the piss?

[crazefox]

Not me. I have the local church youth group over, we're having a great time reading the bible and shit.

Your sick...we need another welly pisssssssss up?:soon:

[crazefox]

I wish!!:bye:

Wishes can come true

[Str8 Jacket]

Your sick...

It's OK, they're praying for me! :yes:

[MadDuck]

Wishes can come true

Absolutely shit faced here. Can I have my wish now :buggerd:

[crazefox]

There must be lots of them praying for you str8

[kiwifruit]

I promise to abstain from all intoxicating drinks except used medicinally and by order of a medical man, and to discountenance the cause and practice of intemperance.

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on the wagon (http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/on-the-wagon.html)

[vifferman]

I've had two (2!) beers. (Mac's Sassy Red and a Krombacher
Over the last 4 hours.
That's about it for me (too many early years of alcohol abuse). Cuppa tea then off to bed.:yawn:

[crazefox]

I've had two (2!) beers.
Over the last 4 hours.
That's about it for me (too many early years of alcohol abuse). Cuppa tea then off to bed.:yawn:

OLd man;););););););)

[Dean]

the real question is whos getting stoned.
oh and im not on the piss but im taking one though

[crazefox]

[QUOTE=youngbiker16;1913921]the real question is whos getting stoned.
oh and im not on the piss but im taking one though[/QUO

drinking man cant you read???????????:2guns::2guns::2guns:

[Str8 Jacket]

the real question is whos getting stoned.
oh and im not on the piss but im taking one though

What? Up you're arse!? :buggerd:

[Usarka]

Too tired from being on the piss all week. :argh:

[jaymzw]

the real question is whos getting stoned.
oh and im not on the piss but im taking one though

Walked into my old mans shop this afternoon expecting a quick heiny or three, being a friday and all. The bastards were getting stoned in the lunch room!

Bloody panelbeaters eh!!!

[jrandom]

I'm baked, alcohol is bad for you.

[Dean]

Walked into my old mans shop this afternoon expecting a quick heiny or three, being a friday and all. The bastards were getting stoned in the lunch room!

Bloody panelbeaters eh!!!

yeeaaa thats more like it bro i would of thought it would of been allied work force but panelbeaters niccceee.its the best in a car windows up an ounce to freedom:niceone:

[crazefox]

Too tired from being on the piss all week. :argh:

I like it.........

[Dean]

What? Up you're arse!? :buggerd:

sorry man i aint into anal sex

[Usarka]

sorry man i aint into anal sex

If red beach is closed, swim at browns bay.

[MadDuck]

sorry man i aint into anal sex

Yeah Str8 you man you .....:innocent:

[Dean]

If red beach is closed, swim at browns bay.

what about waipu cove...

[Usarka]

what about waipu cove...

Only when the tides out :shifty:

[Dean]

Only when the tides out :shifty:

does it matter if the tides out or in aslong as there is waves to surf...

[chanceyy]

hmm as tempting as that is .. will wait til after tomorrow :whistle:

[Blackshear]

I've got a whole bottle of Smirnoff in the freezer I really don't want to drink.

[Dean]

:2thumbsupskull that smirnoff bicth mate do it do it

[Blackshear]

:2thumbsupskull that smirnoff bicth mate do it do it

Ha ha, nah bro. Nothing to mix it with eh.

[short-circuit]

That's about it for me (too many early years of alcohol abuse). Cuppa tea then off to bed.:yawn:

Did you catch Coro St tonight? - Twas an absolute cracker

[Usarka]

Ha ha, nah bro. Nothing to mix it with eh.

That's the point of havin it in the freezer - it goes down smooooooth on its own :D

[Blackshear]

That's the point of havin it in the freezer - it goes down smooooooth on its own :D

Yeah but but :no:

Once ya pop...

[McJim]

I have a beer in my hand as we speak. Spent the day at work, spent the evening painting the roof then put the children to bed. I now deserve a fuggin beer and a seat in front of my fave soap opera - KB!

[Usarka]

Yeah but but :no:

Once ya pop...

Ya go till ya drop :wari:

[Dean]

Ha ha, nah bro. Nothing to mix it with eh.

Even more to the challenge then aye.YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!:Punk:

[Blackshear]

Ya go till ya drop :wari:


Even more to the challenge then aye.YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!:Punk:

You two. I'm writing your names down.
I will give in partially, and consume some Smirnoff Ice, with lemony bitch taste.

[Usarka]

Good man all this this talk of booze has made me reach for the fridge too....


I now deserve a fuggin beer and a seat in front of my fave soap opera - KB! Confused? Soon will be, after this episode of KB!

[Dean]

im eating a hungerbuster combo with a 12 pack of steinlager pure this heaven jealous much

[Iggy]

what about waipu cove...

what......where the hell is why pooh cove?:apint:

[Usarka]

what......where the hell is why pooh cove?:apint:

Around the corner from Needapiss Flaps.

[Iggy]

Around the corner from Needapiss Flaps.

and where the hell is that......:gob::lol:

[McJim]

and where the hell is that......:gob::lol:

Just above the chin rest :drool::rofl:

[Iggy]

Just above the chin rest :drool::rofl:

:lol:.......I think I dont feel so good.....:puke:

[McJim]

:lol:.......I think I dont feel so good.....:puke:

What's the matter? Can't hold your liquor (licker)?:rofl:

[Iggy]

What's the matter? Can't hold your liquor (licker)?:rofl:

oh aye lud, just havin a wee dram.....err make that a double lassie!!!!!:thud:

[Tank]

im eating a hungerbuster combo with a 12 pack of steinlager pure this heaven jealous much

Not really - when I was your age I was out shagging. Not sitting on the interweb getting pissed.

The youth of today - fucking amateurs.

[Mikkel]

I have a beer in my hand as we speak. Spent the day at work, spent the evening painting the roof then put the children to bed. I now deserve a fuggin beer and a seat in front of my fave soap opera - KB!

Get real paint and you won't need a pint.


Not really - when I was your age I was out shagging. Not sitting on the interweb getting pissed.

Bullshit! You never were 16.


The youth of today - fucking amateurs.

...or not fucking as it would appear to be the case.


I think I shall escalate the conflict from one W to the other...

[Tank]

Bullshit! You never were 16.


According to the physcometric test I did recently - I still am.

[Mikkel]

According to the physcometric test I did recently - I still am.

...or getting close as it might be :p

[Forest]

Started with a Kwak, followed by a Chimay Blue, ended with a Delerium Tremens.

Great night! God bless the Belgians.

[Dean]

Not really - when I was your age I was out shagging. Not sitting on the interweb getting pissed.

The youth of today - fucking amateurs.

im sure you were out shaggin alot when you were 16 TANK, but times have changed almost every teenager chick thats bangable either has aids ,hiv or there christian and they give you bull like no sex before marrige.plus to many unexpected pregnancys because whats the point in wearing a condom if youre going to do the deed it aint no fun with a condom on ,its either ribbing with no condom or none at all.I know mines definitely way bigger than yours when you were 16 , im a proud owner.

[Tank]

im sure you were out shaggin alot when you were 16 TANK, but times have changed almost every teenager chick thats bangable either has aids ,hiv or there christian and they give you bull like no sex before marrige.plus to many unexpected pregnancys because whats the point in wearing a condom if youre going to do the deed it aint no fun with a condom on ,its either ribbing with no condom or none at all.I know mines definitely way bigger than yours when you were 16 , im a proud owner.

Virgin huh?

[Dean]

Virgin huh?

Nope,Ive swam while the tide was in,Red beach was heaven but browns bay was disgusting with the tide out ewwww:sick:.im guessing you spend alot of time at Browns bay:eek5:

[Tank]

im guessing you spend alot of time at Browns bay:eek5:

oh - I see - a little double entendre there. Well done.

I don't normally - but sometimes I make an exception for someone special.

[Dean]

oh - I see - a little double entendre there. Well done.

I don't normally - but sometimes I make an exception for someone special.

Well put, but i dont really swim in browns bay im going to keep to the norm red beach always has waves and the tide is always in.
Keep on swiming but wacth out and keep protected from the sharks Tank!!

[Bren]

fissed as a part here...TOTALLY....beerr,margaritas then straight scotch...PISSeD

[noobi]

im sure you were out shaggin alot when you were 16 TANK, but times have changed almost every teenager chick thats bangable either has aids ,hiv or there christian and they give you bull like no sex before marrige.plus to many unexpected pregnancys because whats the point in wearing a condom if youre going to do the deed it aint no fun with a condom on ,its either ribbing with no condom or none at all.I know mines definitely way bigger than yours when you were 16 , im a proud owner.

Bloody hell, I dont think I want to be anywhere wahtever school you go to that all the nice girls are like that


P.S the one who talks most has the least im afraid

[Nagash]

im sure you were out shaggin alot when you were 16 TANK, but times have changed almost every teenager chick thats bangable either has aids ,hiv or there christian and they give you bull like no sex before marrige.plus to many unexpected pregnancys because whats the point in wearing a condom if youre going to do the deed it aint no fun with a condom on ,its either ribbing with no condom or none at all.

Mate sorry, but I think you need to find a few more girls.

You know.. outside of your little sister's group of friends.

[gatch]

im sure you were out shaggin alot when you were 16 TANK, but times have changed almost every teenager chick thats bangable either has aids ,hiv or there christian and they give you bull like no sex before marrige.plus to many unexpected pregnancys because whats the point in wearing a condom if youre going to do the deed it aint no fun with a condom on ,its either ribbing with no condom or none at all.I know mines definitely way bigger than yours when you were 16 , im a proud owner.

there is so many things wrong here young man.

1 calling them bangable IS NOT going to make them think you are the balls.

2 every bangable chick does not have aids hiv or is celibate for religious choices.

3 they probably just tell you they have aids or hiv or are christians, they walk around a corner and have your whole school 1st xv (reserves and training staff too) take her for an overnighter at brown's..

4 silly buggers like you with no rubber on have given her aids or unexpected pregnancy

5 comparing penis size..:yawn: besides its not about how big it is, its how many rufee's you can put in her wine..

If you have trouble comprehending why it is important to wear a contraceptive device, I have several friends in medicine who would only be too happy to explain for you.

[Dean]

gacth
nagash
noobi
stop trying to start fights or whatever,i wasnt talking to you in the first place im sure youve got some other interesting forum to post on. comprende esse

[gatch]

this is the internet, i thought thats where people comer to fight ?

[Nagash]

gacth
nagash
noobi
stop trying to start fights or whatever,i wasnt talking to you in the first place im sure youve got some other interesting forum to post on. comprende esse

Hah, sorry mate, It's a public forum.

Make a stupid comment, you're gonna get ridiculed.