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Maha
3rd February 2009, 15:05
I have tried Lamisil/3B but nothing seems to work, my out door Cock has Cockrot. Has anyone else had a similar problem in the past? Medical advice was 'sun damage'...I dont really care for that statement to be honest, my out door cock has not really seen the much sun :sunny:
Gubb
3rd February 2009, 15:16
Just leave it away from your boxes, the last thing you need is boxrot as well.
martybabe
3rd February 2009, 15:26
Lamisils no good mate you'd have a creamy cock. Actually now I've written that it doesn't sound so bad. :D
Stirts
3rd February 2009, 15:41
Apparently salivary sterilization is the most effective treatment known at this stage. I recommend that you suck the infected area!!

Look there is even a support group!!
http://cockrot.com/

Some of Dr Sullys answers are pretty farken funny!
Sully60
3rd February 2009, 15:54
Some of Dr Sullys answers are pretty farken funny!

Not half...


The D.N.A. from the cockrot-infected flesh could have fused with the ovum thus conceiving a cockrot zygote.

:yes:

Hey Maha, If you get a Hen for your cock you could make cockrot omelettes with the eggs.:puke:
Pussy
3rd February 2009, 15:59
I reckon you've had your cock out in the sun more than you're letting on, Maha!
Maha
3rd February 2009, 16:22
Just leave it away from your boxes, the last thing you need is boxrot as well.

So this Rot thing? its sounds a normal accurance?

Lamisils no good mate you'd have a creamy cock. Actually now I've written that it doesn't sound so bad. :D

Well Marty, I did buy some double cream camembert to have with tea, if there is some left over, perhaps a smear test is in order?


Apparently salivary sterilization is the most effective treatment known at this stage. I recommend that you suck the infected area!!

Look there is even a support group!!
http://cockrot.com/



Its real!!!! :shit: even has a dedicated website!!!....:sick: Richard Pecker? Grade A Cockrot? :laugh:


Not half...
Hey Maha, If you get a Hen for your cock you could make cockrot omelettes with the eggs.:puke:

Yes no maybe....:shifty: Would love to see Gordon Ramsey tackel that bastard if it were ever on the menu.


I reckon you've had your cock out in the sun more than you're letting on, Maha!

Possibly Pussy (thats not a question either) maybe its been out when have not been looking?
Oakie
3rd February 2009, 19:47
Once you do find a way to fix the rot I suggest you institute a maintenance plan to protect your cock. I would suggest that rubbing it briskly for a few minutes each morning should do the trick and leave you with a nice shiny cock to display to your visiting friends and relations.
(Are you sure it's a cock and not a pullet?)
Skyryder
3rd February 2009, 19:50
I've been trying to think of something smart about thrush but nothing 'springs' to mind.

Skyryder
tri boy
3rd February 2009, 21:06
Attend to the rot quickly, or "galloping cockrot" will attack us all. (the active cocks anyway).
fire eyes
3rd February 2009, 21:17
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
oldrider
3rd February 2009, 21:31
Shit! If I had a cock as colourful as that I could live with the rot! No worries. :niceone: Cheers, John.
Skyryder
4th February 2009, 09:37
Shit! If I had a cock as colourful as that I could live with the rot! No worries. :niceone: Cheers, John.


Too much sun will give you a 'red' cock. Well it's a start on the homeward journey. :beer: