Big Jim and the Twins

[mdnzz]

This morning on the way to work, :chase:
I looked over to my left and there was a Woman in a brand new BMW doing 35kms in an 60k zone.

With her face up next to her rear view mirror and putting on her eyeliner. :spanking:

I looked away for just a couple seconds! :gob:
And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. :mad:


As a man, I don't scare that easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cellphone away from my ear.
Which then fell into the coffee between my legs, Splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, :sick:
Ruined the darn phone, Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an important call.


Stupid women drivers :nono:

[gixxer-king]

This morning on the way to work, :chase:
I looked over to my left and there was a Woman in a brand new BMW doing 35kms in an 60k zone.

With her face up next to her rear view mirror and putting on her eyeliner. :spanking:

I looked away for just a couple seconds! :gob:
And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. :mad:


As a man, I don't scare that easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cellphone away from my ear.
Which then fell into the coffee between my legs, Splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, :sick:
Ruined the darn phone, Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an important call.


Stupid women drivers :nono:

nice! green bling

[AllanB]

Darn - by that title I expected to see a hot-dog being slid between a couple of love cushions..........