I don't get it?

[ital916]

Hey all,

Well I went down to wellington to see a friend of mine. I havent seen her in four years and she is one of those friends where even if you lose touch you will always be good friends. Anyway she spies me drooling over bikes at wellington motorcycle and stop listening to her or the other lass I was staying with whenever a bike went past :drool::laugh:.

So she asks me "d, given the choice between motorcycles and me what would you choose" *and she does the most sincere, this is a serious question face to me*, I *doing a sincere serious face without a milliseconds hesitation say* "motorcycles".

This prompltly earned me a "you're a fucking arsehole", and a very angry friend for the next few hours.

Enlighten me, what did I do wrong? Motorcycles are a big part of my life and I cant see myself without two wheels.

Us guys can never win :laugh:

[The Baron]

Hmmm this is a hard one. Perhaps she was not well that day.

[nallac]

I don't get either.. nothing at all wrong with your answer.

[Blossom]

Dude, its simple.
Women dont EVER do second place.

[portokiwi]

I agree with you mate. With a motorcycle you can have hours and hours of fun every day. You have the power and at the end of the day you turn her off and no more sound.

Try that with a women.
:rolleyes::girlfight::dodge:

[Pwalo]

Welcome to the real world my boy. Have you heard of leading questions?

[nallac]

I agree with you mate. With a motorcycle you can have hours and hours of fun every day. You have the power and at the end of the day you turn her off and no more sound.

Try that with a women.
:rolleyes::girlfight::dodge:


don't we wish:argue:

[ital916]

Welcome to the real world my boy. Have you heard of leading questions?

I had a fair inkling of entrapment occuring with the question but had to stick to my guns, I just though she would be reasonable seeing she knows that I am fanatical about two wheelers haha.

[Blossom]

Yeah I have to agree to Pwalo... It would seem she is 'into' you more than as a friend.

[Trudes]

Different strokes for different folks. SOunds like this "friend" of yours might be a bit sweet on you if she got so upset about you choosing bikes over chicks. Personally the best answer a guy I was with (in this case my hubby) could give would be "Bikes, except for you" :rolleyes:

[nallac]

Welcome to the real world my boy. Have you heard of leading questions?

like, does my bum look big in this?

wrong answer to that is, compared to a house NO not really.
(well i thought it was funny at the time)

[ital916]

Different strokes for different folks. SOunds like this "friend" of yours might be a bit sweet on you if she got so upset about you choosing bikes over chicks. Personally the best answer a guy I was with (in this case my hubby) could give would be "Bikes, except for you" :rolleyes:

But lying is bad.:laugh::bleh:

[Trudes]

But lying is bad.:laugh::bleh:

:laugh: :spanking:

[Blossom]

I had a fair inkling of entrapment occuring
so you knew the risks then...:lol:


I just though she would be reasonable seeing she knows that I am fanatical about two wheelers haha.
See theres the problem. Women are not reasonable about being 2nd EVER.
Sheesh don't they teach guys the terms of engagement anymore. ;)

[jrandom]

It would seem she is 'into' you more than as a friend.

Well, that's as may be, but if she's not putting out then she don't get to call the shots.

And any woman who asks That Question... it's probably a good idea to stay away from her.

[portokiwi]

Go back to her and say that your friendship is worth more then just sex......... But if she is willing to do it on a bike you will make that exception just for her.:yes:

[ital916]

so you knew the risks then...:lol:


See theres the problem. Women are not reasonable about being 2nd EVER.
Sheesh don't they teach guys the terms of engagement anymore. ;)

Haha, Im fighting to change the rules of engagement, its not always about what women want.....:dodge:. When it comes to motorcycles, second place will have to be good enough.

[ital916]

Go back to her and say that your friendship is worth more then just sex......... But if she is willing to do it on a bike you will make that exception just for her.:yes:

How would that even work, the most you'd ever get on a bike is a reach around unless you were riding it backwards.

[TOTO]

put motorcycles and women together and you get something magnificent :)


...would have been my answer.

[nallac]

specially when you add leather and lace to the mix.

[portokiwi]

MATTTTTEEEEEEE you have done it on a motorcycle. riding only one thing can be done but parked up you do get up to lots of exciting things.... Thats all I am going to say as I am sopose to be a good boy.

[Iggy]

I am of the view that if she cant handle being :second: then join em, then she will be :first: then everything will be:2thumbsup

[Trudes]

I wonder how she would have reacted if you'd been making those noises about every chick you saw instead of bikes?

[Dean]

I would think she would acknowledge the fact that motorcycles have been number 1 in your life, she just needs more attention i think thats the resolution.

[mdnzz]

MATTTTTEEEEEEE you have done it on a motorcycle. riding only one thing can be done but parked up you do get up to lots of exciting things.... Thats all I am going to say as I am sopose to be a good boy.

Um not so, years ago (late 80's) when riding to Kaikoura I saw a sight that still makes me chukle.
Big Arse Harley coming towards me with what looked to be a helmet facing the wrong way. :eek5:
As it got closer I could see the chick was riding the guy with her skirt up round her hips. :Gob:
I nearly ended up in the ditch and if it wasn't for the crowd I was with stopping and asking if I saw that too I wouldn't have believed it.

[keithbuckby]

best answer: you draped over a bike, unfortuately gets the same reaction.

[Cheshire Cat]

ok. i would be pissed off if my husband/partner/boyfriend or whatever said that to me lol but not if they were just a friend.
LOL

males are funny.:laugh:

[Laava]

Really, that is a dumb question to which there was no right answer while still being honest. You should tell her off for making you drop yourself in it!LOL! I get asked leading questions like that alot from my lady, but that is cos she is a shit stirrer! She gets some harsh answers too let me tell ya!

[EJK]

But lying is bad.:laugh::bleh:

Asking for both ain't greedy either! :headbang: Why just choose the bike alone?


put motorcycles and women together and you get something magnificent :)


...would have been my answer.

Exactly! :eek:

[MIXONE]

My ex-wife once asked me a similar question.That is why she is my ex!
Lying might not be a good idea but it leads to a peaceful life.

[skidMark]

reminds me of my ex gf... 9 months into relationship...

"bikes are to dangerous i want you to give them up"

"ahh no, if you knew me at all and gave a shit you wouldn't even suggest it"

"it's me or bikes you can't have both!"

"you know where the door is"

and that was that :yes:

[Mikkel]

Don't lie - just plead the 5th...

[Swoop]

THE FIVE TOUGHEST QUESTIONS WOMEN ASK MEN

Here are answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask men.

1 - "What are you thinking?"
2 - "Do you love me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would you do if I died?"

What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to
explode into a major argument and / or divorce if the man does not
answer properly, which is to say dishonestly.

For example:

1 - "What are you thinking?"

The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if
I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm,
wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are
and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement
bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at
the time, which was most likely one of five things:

a - Baseball
b - Football
c - How fat you are
d - How much prettier she is than you
e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died

According to the Sassy article, the best answer to this stupid
question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked
it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be
talking instead of thinking."

The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong
answers:

2 - "Do you love me?"

The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who
feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear." Wrong
answers include:

a - I suppose so.
b - Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c - That depends on what you mean by "love".
d - Does it matter?
e - Who, me?

3 - "Do I look fat?"

The correct male response to this question is to confidently and
emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the
room. Wrong answers include:

a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either.
b - Compared to what?
c - A little extra weight looks good on you.
d - I've seen fatter.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your
insurance policy.

4 - "Do you think she's prettier than me?"

The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by
you were staring at so hard that you almost caused a traffic accident
or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct
response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include:

a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
b - I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.
d - Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your
insurance policy.

5 - "What would you do if I died?"

Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely
demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce
hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck
that came my way." This might be the stupidest question of the lot,
as is illustrated by the following stupid exchange:

"Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?"
"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband. "Why do
you ask such a question?"
"Would you remarry?" persevered the wife.
"No, of course not, dear" said the husband.
"Don't you like being married?" said the wife.
"Of course I do, dear" he said.
"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
"Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry."
"You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.
"Yes" said the husband.
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a
long pause.
"Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband.
"I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you let her wear my
old clothes?
"I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband.
"Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the
pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?"
"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."
"Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose
you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too."
"Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's left-handed..."

[pixc]

A while ago, a 'mate' said to me 'dont ask me if your ass looks fat in those pants' :mellow:

Best way boys, engage the brain before opening mouth. If it's one of those leading questions and you cant bare to lie, DIVERSION!

Q = Me or the Bike?
A = Oh that dress in the shop window would look good on you.

[Squiggles]

The correct answer is... you on a motorbike.

[Gremlin]

This lot have all got it wrong...

It IS your fault...

You didn't train her right. If you had done a proper job of training, she would be over the moon to be :second: to some motorbikes.

:dodge:

[rachprice]

Yes

She either likes you alot and is pissed that you didn't notice

OR she wants you to want her....I have found this is surprisingly common, they don't actually want to be with you but don't want you to want anyone else or not want them.

Either way she is acting like you are psychic, which is ridiculous, don't play into that shit and if she is worth it she will realise how silly she was being. You not playing into it will check her OR she will be really pissed and wont talk to you, in which case she isn't worth it.

[SixPackBack]

Hey all,

Well I went down to wellington to see a friend of mine. I havent seen her in four years and she is one of those friends where even if you lose touch you will always be good friends. Anyway she spies me drooling over bikes at wellington motorcycle and stop listening to her or the other lass I was staying with whenever a bike went past :drool::laugh:.

So she asks me "d, given the choice between motorcycles and me what would you choose" *and she does the most sincere, this is a serious question face to me*, I *doing a sincere serious face without a milliseconds hesitation say* "motorcycles".

This prompltly earned me a "you're a fucking arsehole", and a very angry friend for the next few hours.

Enlighten me, what did I do wrong? Motorcycles are a big part of my life and I cant see myself without two wheels.

Us guys can never win :laugh:


Uhhu......so what happened after you shagged her rotten:eek:.........you did shag her? [sure sounds like she wants it!]

[Number One]

I think with that comment all she heard was....'I am just not that into you'.

Wonder how long she has been sending you signals? That was a pretty obvious leading question I would think. Sometimes guys just don't pick up on the signals eh....maybe she thought you would know how she feels...if in fact she was shitty that you didn't profess your undying love for her on the spot.

[ital916]

I think with that comment all she heard was....'I am just not that into you'.

Wonder how long she has been sending you signals? That was a pretty obvious leading question I would think. Sometimes guys just don't pick up on the signals eh....maybe she thought you would know how she feels...if in fact she was shitty that you didn't profess your undying love for her on the spot.

well the funny thing is, I only see her every couple of years or months. SHe is dating someone and sleeping with her would be like shagging my sister...I dunno what she was thinking.

And for those who said say both, I dont want her I want motorbikes. lol

I did meet a girl the other day that I did fall for though but she said she wasn't romantically interested she just like our intellectual conversations before I even got a first date..she didnt even see what would happen...fucking women *grumble*, yall complain of a man drought but expect to date only brad pitts lol.

[The Pastor]

well the funny thing is, I only see her every couple of years or months. SHe is dating someone and sleeping with her would be like shagging my sister...I dunno what she was thinking.

And for those who said say both, I dont want her I want motorbikes. lol

I did meet a girl the other day that I did fall for though but she said she wasn't romantically interested she just like our intellectual conversations before I even got a first date..she didnt even see what would happen...fucking women *grumble*, yall complain of a man drought but expect to date only brad pitts lol.
its a color thing dude.

I hear you work in a motorcyle gear department... How do I get good gear that keeps me 100% dry? I really dont like getting wet on my bike also it has to have the best protection ever. I fell off once at 100k/hr and got a small cut on my knee - this is totally unaceptable. Also has to keep me warm in winter and cool in summer.

Also looking for a helmet - must have the lateset blue tooth so i can talk to my friends over the phone when riding. Life doesnt stop when you have a motorcycle you know. has to be ultra quite as well. Hate that loud engine sound.

cheers

yout 95th percentile motorcylist.

[NighthawkNZ]

Enlighten me, what did I do wrong? Motorcycles are a big part of my life and I cant see myself without two wheels.


maybe she was serious ;)

[ital916]

its a color thing dude.

I hear you work in a motorcyle gear department... How do I get good gear that keeps me 100% dry? I really dont like getting wet on my bike also it has to have the best protection ever. I fell off once at 100k/hr and got a small cut on my knee - this is totally unaceptable. Also has to keep me warm in winter and cool in summer.

Also looking for a helmet - must have the lateset blue tooth so i can talk to my friends over the phone when riding. Life doesnt stop when you have a motorcycle you know. has to be ultra quite as well. Hate that loud engine sound.

cheers

yout 95th percentile motorcylist.

I think you should take up boating.

[ital916]

its a color thing dude.

I hear you work in a motorcyle gear department... How do I get good gear that keeps me 100% dry? I really dont like getting wet on my bike also it has to have the best protection ever. I fell off once at 100k/hr and got a small cut on my knee - this is totally unaceptable. Also has to keep me warm in winter and cool in summer.

Also looking for a helmet - must have the lateset blue tooth so i can talk to my friends over the phone when riding. Life doesnt stop when you have a motorcycle you know. has to be ultra quite as well. Hate that loud engine sound.

cheers

yout 95th percentile motorcylist.

Oh and I can make you a helmet if you want...Illl find some newspaper.Unfortunately it only comes in a boat shape.

[The Pastor]

Oh and I can make you a helmet if you want...Illl find some newspaper.Unfortunately it only comes in a boat shape.
that is so cool, how much money do you want? tell you what, i'll give you my creditcard and you can just charge me how ever much it costs!

[Phurrball]

Vexatious hypothetical questions deserve hypothetical answers...

The only possible TRUE answer is that you cannot possibly know:

The situation does not exist where you must choose.

If the situation ever were to exist, it would be in the future, and how can you answer now without knowing the exact circumstances surrounding the hypothetical future situation.

Of course that is not the answer the lass wants, and does not serve her aim in asking the question.

Basically, you're probably fucked whatever you answer.

The psychoanalysis earlier in the thread sheds some light on the whys and wherefores here.

(Being a carcass munching refuser, I am familiar with the vexatious and surprisingly common hypothetical "Would you eat flesh if your life depended on it". It misses the whole point really...as does the question here)

[ital916]

Vexatious hypothetical questions deserve hypothetical answers...

The only possible TRUE answer is that you cannot possibly know:

The situation does not exist where you must choose.

If the situation ever were to exist, it would be in the future, and how can you answer now without knowing the exact circumstances surrounding the hypothetical future situation.

Of course that is not the answer the lass wants, and does not serve her aim in asking the question.

Basically, you're probably fucked whatever you answer.

The psychoanalysis earlier in the thread sheds some light on the whys and wherefores here.

(Being a carcass munching refuser, I am familiar with the vexatious and surprisingly common hypothetical "Would you eat flesh if your life depended on it". It misses the whole point really...as does the question here)

damn lawyers :confused:...translation anyone

[Manxman]

Sounds a bit like the "Does my arse look fat in this dress?" type of question.

[Phurrball]

damn lawyers :confused:...translation anyone

Translation: You're fucked in one way or another however you answer a question like that.

[fire eyes]

That would be the last question I would ever imagine asking a motorcyclist.

If someone asked me something like that .. I wouldn't even justify it with an answer.

[HungusMaximist]

You know Dushy, the point after you've made that comment you should've swooped her up into your beasty boxing arms and should've just planted your mouth over hers have a heated make out session. Then gaze into her eyes and say 'jokes' with a smarmy smirk.

[ital916]

You know Dushy, the point after you've made that comment you should've swooped her up into your beasty boxing arms and should've just planted your mouth over hers have a heated make out session. Then gaze into her eyes and say 'jokes' with a smarmy smirk.

well she had a twenty first family dinner whilst I was there, and according to tradition if she klinked the knife on the plate cutting the cake someone not blood related had to kiss her.

Well I was the only non fam member there...and awkward kiss of the century goes to lol. I knew I should have slipped in some tongue.Anyway back on point, women are teh devil.

And ross what you say is true, either way we have to bend over haha

[smoky]

Mate - here's a secrete;
Any guy who tries to understand a woman is a fool, they don't understand themselves so how will we ever understand them???????

Here's a tip;
when faced with a question like that; where there is the possibility of getting it wrong (and you will no matter how hard you try) - simply stop and ask "what do you want me to say?"
They will be a little pissed but they will surprisingly tell you what they want to hear - " I want you to tell me that I am more important than a motorbike"

you simply follow their lead - "of course you are"

It always amazes me that; no matter how flippantly and ingenuously you say it, they still lap it up!!!!!!! go figure

[shafty]

Mate - its perfectly clear from here - SHE HAS THE HOTS FOR YOU

(Good advice Smoky)

[ital916]

Mate - its perfectly clear from here - SHE HAS THE HOTS FOR YOU

(Good advice Smoky)

Im 300% sure she doesnt which was part of the reason I was like wtf. Smoky, there has to be someway of understanding women, one guy on here must be able to *and we shall call him a god haha*