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mikeey01
5th February 2009, 21:48
Sorry itf it's a re-post (plse delete if so)

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38,48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 --What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

smoky
5th February 2009, 21:55
very good - I like it




why are married women bigger than single women?


A single woman comes home, looks in the fridge, finds nothing she likes, so she goes to bed
A married woman comes home, looks in the bed, finds nothing she likes, so she goes to the fridge

kanny
5th February 2009, 22:09
Ha Ha to both.Good one

smoky
5th February 2009, 22:23
My wife is rather petit - she was putting on a bra one morning when I said to her "I don't know why you bother wearing a bra, you've got nothing to put in it"
she said "you wear pants don't you"!!!:Oops:

Dean
5th February 2009, 22:40
she said "you wear pants don't you"!!!:Oops:[/QUOTE]

my answer to that is who says im wearing pants:msn-wink: