Caption Comp - SkidMark cleans my Honda [Archive]

Badger8

9th February 2009, 16:08

Well i managed to snap a little piccie of a certain little skidmark polishing up my Honda (:shit: Blasphemy!) this arvo, and had to have some fun with it.

Here's a couple to get the ball rolling, see who can come up with better :2thumbsup
(The two originals at the end to have funsies with, mine made by this site (http://wigflip.com/automotivator/))

MSTRS

9th February 2009, 16:12

The last pic...
Since I've got the tyre well protected, I should oil the chain while I'm here. Now, where is the chain?

shafty

9th February 2009, 16:13

"Are ya sure this will count toward my Community Service?"

gijoe1313

9th February 2009, 16:16

You do realise you are giving skiddy what he wants ... attention ... :oi-grr: Teacher's practise 101 ... focus on achievement and not on personality! :msn-wink:

Badger8

9th February 2009, 16:19

You do realise you are giving skiddy what he wants ... attention ... :oi-grr: Teacher's practise 101 ... focus on achievement and not on personality! :msn-wink:

Well he did achieve a fairly good polish... plenty of practice at rubbin out [road] spooge i guess? :dodge:

AllanB

9th February 2009, 16:19

Ahhhh let the fun begin

yungatart

9th February 2009, 16:24

Pic no 1....I only do upside down forks!

samgab

9th February 2009, 16:34

How dirty does a Honda have to be for a SkidMark to make it cleaner?

peasea

9th February 2009, 16:41

Stop wasting that wax on a Honda!

AllanB

9th February 2009, 16:45

They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

gatch

9th February 2009, 16:56

couldn't help myself..

Badger8

9th February 2009, 17:00

couldn't help myself..

we were all thinkin it...
Well at least i was, but too lazy to draw it :lol:

ynot slow

9th February 2009, 17:30

See knee down hanging off a Honda,finally.

skidMark

9th February 2009, 17:58

LOl you're a coont. :bleh:

driftn

9th February 2009, 18:04

Wonder if rubbing my filthy hands all over my face will cover the acne.

driftn

9th February 2009, 18:05

SKIDMARK sucking the cocks of honda riders since ages ago.

Badger8

9th February 2009, 18:39

LOl you're a coont. :bleh:

dat iz wy yu luvs meh :love:

DingoZ

9th February 2009, 18:42

"30% effort - still got 70% in reserve"

nodrog

9th February 2009, 18:43

valentino's retard brother wasnt quite the superstar

1vanvan1

9th February 2009, 19:31

My contribution

skidMark

9th February 2009, 20:09

Wonder if rubbing my filthy hands all over my face will cover the acne.

I do come to wellington sometimes watch ya mouth.

R6_kid

9th February 2009, 20:49

LOL, driftn might be a lightweight compared to me, but i'm sure he'd kick your ass. He's got Mair blood in him!

skidMark

9th February 2009, 22:44

LOL, driftn might be a lightweight compared to me, but i'm sure he'd kick your ass. He's got Mair blood in him!

What so hes slow and ugly?

EatOrBeEaten

9th February 2009, 22:49

I nearly choked on my drink when badger said skidmark had been "polishing his Honda".

If ever there was a better euphemism for wanking, I haven't heard it.

Bren

9th February 2009, 22:54

Bugger you guys...lighten up on poor Mark...

It is hard work being the Village Idiot!

Rodney007

9th February 2009, 23:00

:yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:
(max amount of smiles allowed per message btw)

EatOrBeEaten

9th February 2009, 23:10

My contribution...

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2162/74/13/662445126/n662445126_2086306_2184.jpg

Rodney007

9th February 2009, 23:15

dont wanna sound. yah know... but fully dont get that last one

EatOrBeEaten

9th February 2009, 23:16

you had to be there.

driftn

10th February 2009, 07:24

MIXONE

10th February 2009, 08:02

SKIDMARK - A Stain That Is Very Hard To Get Rid Of.

Katman

10th February 2009, 08:09

The Rent Boy.

Badger8

10th February 2009, 08:29

My contribution...

[SLAYER]

:rofl: oh my goodness... i just laughed so hard i think i woke my flatmate up :laugh:

(Sorry, but it's not really explainable to those who missed it... :no:)

jrandom

10th February 2009, 08:30

Tell ya what shitmark im in Auckland on friday to sunday then the same the weekend after. More than happy for you to come round and have a go if your man enough.

Ah, it's that legendary Mair subtlety coming through.

Tank

10th February 2009, 09:16

I do come to wellington sometimes watch ya mouth.

Tell ya what shitmark im in Auckland on friday to sunday then the same the weekend after. More than happy for you to come round and have a go if your man enough.

The odds of Skidmark turning up and having a go are about the same as him making it as a racer.

0. nada. zip.

wbks

10th February 2009, 09:23

Who was "mair"? Old fighter or something? Someone should organise KB yard boxing, where all the people guilty of talking tough on the net can settle it.

EatOrBeEaten

10th February 2009, 10:37

Ooh,all that testosterone makes me want to put on some hardcore tunage. Like Slayer.

skidMark

10th February 2009, 15:18

Tell ya what shitmark im in Auckland on friday to sunday then the same the weekend after. More than happy for you to come round and have a go if your man enough.

Nah sorry i dont take it up the arse, im straight dude, try family bar in town.

skidMark

10th February 2009, 15:19

Ah, it's that legendary Mair subtlety coming through.

I suspect hes a bit like vtec...

Wants to make sweet sweaty man love to me.

jrandom

10th February 2009, 15:38

I suspect hes a bit like vtec...

There are points of difference. I don't think driftn's as good-lookin' as vtec.

Also, I suspect that vtec has figured out that Real Life (tm) works differently to intermediate school playgrounds.

Badger8

10th February 2009, 17:10

Also, I suspect that vtec has figured out that Real Life (tm) works differently to intermediate school playgrounds.

Aww shit... it doesn't? i am so boned... :chase:

skidMark

11th February 2009, 14:51

Aww shit... it doesn't? i am so boned... :chase:

TWSS

Wouldn't be the first time.

White trash

11th February 2009, 15:23

Nah sorry i dont take it up the arse, im straight dude, try family bar in town.
You're the tough guy threatening to come round and sort people out mate, really wanna take a good look in the mirror some day. It really is quite laughable.

Matt Bleck

11th February 2009, 15:59

Nah sorry i dont take it up the arse, im straight dude, try family bar in town.
full of shit as per usual!

White trash

11th February 2009, 17:00

Who was "mair"? Old fighter or something? Someone should organise KB yard boxing, where all the people guilty of talking tough on the net can settle it.
I'm a "Mair", as is Driftn, as is Drew.

And we have had a few front yard boxing matches with the gloves over the past couple of years. Deano normaly kicks our arses.

Anyone's more than welcome to come join in at the next party.

325rocket

11th February 2009, 17:15

maybe you needed to see the other thread but ...

Mental Trousers

11th February 2009, 18:10

Skidmark, working for a living

gatch

11th February 2009, 18:11

what is this mair business ?

skidMark

11th February 2009, 18:33

what is this mair business ?

KB name whitetrash = jimmy mair...

wbks

11th February 2009, 18:41

I'm a "Mair", as is Driftn, as is Drew.

And we have had a few front yard boxing matches with the gloves over the past couple of years. Deano normaly kicks our arses.

Anyone's more than welcome to come join in at the next party.Haha thats great