How would you go about ...

[1vanvan1]

... Getting someone address when you only have their name?

[P38]

Let your fingers do the walking.

Search the Yellow Pages online.

[fliplid]

... Getting someone address when you only have their name?
Er, hope it's their real name?
If you can narrow down location, phone directories can be useful.

[1vanvan1]

Tried that. I figure this dude either still lives at home with his parents or is flatting and not listed.

[Rockbuddy]

electoral roll

[fliplid]

electoral roll

Only worth owt if they bothered enrolling though.

[Dean]

Cant think of anything at the moment sorry

[1vanvan1]

electoral roll

Thats something i thought about also. Might give that a go tomorrow.

[idb]

Ask them?
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[1vanvan1]

Cant think of anything at the moment sorry

How would that work? I woulld have to stalk the cops to find out where he lives.

EDIT: You edited that as i was writing

[1vanvan1]

Ask them?
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I dont know them ...

[idb]

I dont know them ...

So you're a stalker!!!
Befriend them on Facebook...or leave a note in their school bag and arrange a meeting.

[1vanvan1]

So you're a stalker!!!
Befriend them on Facebook...or leave a note in their school bag and arrange a meeting.

I actually found someone by the same name on facebook who lives in auckland who i suspect it might be. He is wearing a similar hat in the photo to the one he left on my garage floor when he 'tried' on my helmets.

And no I am not a stalker. This is for other reasons.

[Gubb]

Cant think of anything at the moment sorry

Most blatant attempt at raising a post count ever. If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything.

Posts in R&R don't count anyway matey.

[1vanvan1]

Most blatant attempt at raising a post count ever. If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything.

Posts in R&R don't count anyway matey.

Nah he wrote some BS about dressing with a towel over my head and pretending im a terrorist. Something lame anyway. Seems all he knows.

[Dean]

Most blatant attempt at raising a post count ever. If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything.

Posts in R&R don't count anyway matey.

Gubb if you didn't know i write a joke about getting someones address and as soon as certain people entered the thread i edited it before i got sharked at by certain enemies

[Dean]

Sorry ivanvan1 as you know the joke i wrote might not of gone down with a few people that enjoy giving me shit and argueing with me so i edited it before anyone could notice i didnt realise you read the whole thing for 20 seconds.

[Gubb]

If it's your joke, take it like a man, and stick up for your own sensibilities.

Stop fucking apologising to everyone as soon as you say something. Grow a pair.

And delete your post if you're going to do that, you wasted about 2 seconds of my time. You're cutting into valuable porno time.

[1vanvan1]

Sorry ivanvan1 as you know the joke i wrote might not of gone down with a few people that enjoy giving me shit and argueing with me so i edited it before anyone could notice i didnt realise you read the whole thing for 20 seconds.

Shit thats not like you, By reading some of you other posts you are aspiring to be the next skidMark. You should of left it.

Never mind. Just tell everyone you can stop you GN from 60 kmph on 1.94 metres and that should work :niceone:

[Dean]

If it's your joke, take it like a man, and stick up for your own sensibilities.

Stop fucking apologising to everyone as soon as you say something. Grow a pair.

And delete your post if you're going to do that, you wasted about 2 seconds of my time. You're cutting into valuable porno time.

I have grown a pair, actually quite good pair.I cant be bothered argueing with adults that spend all there time on kb and dont have a job or never work who jump at the chance to start a fight and it goes on and on.
Ok i wont apologize papi you can go back to your meatspin and gay porno sites now probably the only fun you will get tonight :laugh:

[Maha]

How would that work? I woulld have to stalk the cops to find out where he lives.

EDIT: You edited that as i was writing

Thats twice he has done that today.....that I know of :yes:

[Gubb]

I cant be bothered argueing with adults that spend all there time on kb and dont have a job or never work who jump at the chance to start a fight and it goes on and on.

That's the only thing that separates us from the TardMe forums.

[Dean]

Shit thats not like you, By reading some of you other posts you are aspiring to be the next skidMark. You should of left it.

Never mind. Just tell everyone you can stop you GN from 60 kmph on 1.94 metres and that should work :niceone:

I can stop my gn250 in 2 meters from 60 kph easy i am the master the ledgend the new skidmark
word to yo mutha and ill be up in ya mutha by tonight

[idb]

I have grown a pair, actually quite good pair.I ...

Go on...post a picture

[1vanvan1]

I have grown a pair, actually quite good pair.I cant be bothered argueing with adults that spend all there time on kb and dont have a job or never work who jump at the chance to start a fight and it goes on and on.
Ok i wont apologize papi you can go back to your meatspin and gay porno sites now probably the only fun you will get tonight :laugh:

Meatspin???? (www.meatspin.com)

[idb]

Meatspin???? (www.meatspin.com)

Oh no...I managed 37 spins before I could wipe the tears and reach for the mouse!!!

[wbks]

This thread turned really fucking weird in about 30 minutes

[1vanvan1]

This thread turned really fucking weird in about 30 minutes

AGREED!!

Any more ideas people?

[Tank]

... Getting someone address when you only have their name?

Next time you see them driving down the road - ride directly into the side of their car.

They will stop and you can get their details for "insurance" purposes.

Its stalking 101 - you got to think outside the box.

Of course - don't give them your real details - I'll PM you Skidmarks - thats what I usually use.

[idb]

I find that the security in schools is really lax.
I still reckon leaving a note in their school bag is the answer.
They usually have their name on the hook in the cloak room.
Suggest a meeting with a fireman or a fairy, depending on whether your subject is a girl or a boy.
Remember to say that they musn't tell their mummy or daddy!!!

[1vanvan1]

Next time you see them driving down the road - ride directly into the side of their car.

They will stop and you can get their details for "insurance" purposes.

Its stalking 101 - you got to think outside the box.

Of course - don't give them your real details - I'll PM you Skidmarks - thats what I usually use.

I don't know what they look like.

[1vanvan1]

I find that the security in schools is really lax.
I still reckon leaving a note in their school bag is the answer.
They usually have their name on the hook in the cloak room.
Suggest a meeting with a fireman or a fairy, depending on whether your subject is a girl or a boy.
Remember to say that they musn't tell their mummy or daddy!!!

I no longer go to primary school! I have moved up now. I am in intermediate. We have cubbie holes now. And I am old enough to know fairies aren't real! And I sure have grown out of calling my parents mummy and daddy!

Except when I get a Boo boo!

But really, I have no idea who they are apart from a name.

[MsKABC]

But really, I have no idea who they are apart from a name.

Curiouser & curiouser.... You don't know what they look like or where they live, just their name, and you are intent on finding them? What has this person done to you??

[Swoop]

I can stop my gn250 in 2 meters from 60 kph easy i am the master the ledgend the new skidmark
word to yo mutha and ill be up in ya mutha by tonight
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Have a few of these. Scatter them around in your posts and they will be improving nicely.


Curiouser & curiouser.... You don't know what they look like or where they live, just their name, and you are intent on finding them? What has this person done to you??
Valentine's day is approaching...<_<

[Tank]

I don't know what they look like.

pick cars at random until you find them?

Since names are hardley unique - you have to have something more to go on - d.o.b, car rego, underpants with thir address on the lable etc.

Else you run the chance of stalking the wrong person. (I hate that)

[imdying]

Sorry ivanvan1 as you know the joke i wrote might not of gone down with a few people that enjoy giving me shit and argueing with me so i edited it before anyone could notice i didnt realise you read the whole thing for 20 seconds.You do realise it's because you're a moron, right?

[MsKABC]

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Have a few of these. Scatter them around in your posts and they will be improving nicely.


You are very generous there kind sir! Alas, I fear your generosity will be overlooked, and youngbiker16's post will continue to be unreadable.





Valentine's day is approaching...<_<

I know - I wonder if he wants to send me a card.....?

[Tank]

....

Valentine's day is approaching...<_<

Fuck, fuck, fuck, double fuck.

I fucked it AGAIN! Thats like 14 years in a row - aggghhhhhhh.

fuck.

I promised my wife that I wouldn't forget this year, and then arranged top gear tickets for the night of the 14th forgetting that it was Valentines day.

fuck!!!!!

Well I suppose there is only one thing I can do.


Anyone here willing to take my wife and show her a good time on Saturday evening?

[White trash]

Fuck, fuck, fuck, double fuck.

I fucked it AGAIN! Thats like 14 years in a row - aggghhhhhhh.

fuck.

I promised my wife that I wouldn't forget this year, and then arranged top gear tickets for the night of the 14th forgetting that it was Valentines day.

fuck!!!!!

Well I suppose there is only one thing I can do.


Anyone here willing to take my wife and show her a good time on Saturday evening?
What's she look like mate? I'm off to Manfeild for the weekend and Sue's staying home.

Could use the services of a good fluffer for the weekend.

[Tank]

What's she look like mate? I'm off to Manfeild for the weekend and Sue's staying home.

Could use the services of a good fluffer for the weekend.

http://www.vabiker.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bikerpics2.jpg

I'll send her around Friday so she has time to wash your bike before heading down Saturday.


edit: Mods - I have tried making this smaller - I just cannot work out how. Given the material - I hope you cut it some slack.

[White trash]

I'll send her around Friday so she has time to wash your bike before heading down Saturday.


edit: Mods - I have tried making this smaller - I just cannot work out how. Given the material - I hope you cut it some slack.
I have a feeling we'll get on famously.

[Tank]

I have a feeling we'll get on famously.

Cheers WT - you are helping me out so much.

Hint - Just dont give her alcohol. She loses all self control. Does things that you could never get a sober girl to do, and has no memory of it the next day.

Im sure you would want to avoid that.

[Swoop]

I wonder if he wants to send me a card.....?
I'm sure that you will find a nice man to do that.:hug:

[1vanvan1]

Curiouser & curiouser.... You don't know what they look like or where they live, just their name, and you are intent on finding them? What has this person done to you??

Stole my dirtbike.

I now have his date of birth and found him on face book!

[1vanvan1]

I'll send her around Friday so she has time to wash your bike before heading down Saturday...

Swing her my way! :2thumbsup

[imdying]

Stole my dirtbike.

I now have his date of birth and found him on face book!Well come on then, post it up.

[1vanvan1]

Well come on then, post it up.

As much as I would like to I feel it is not the best idea. Until it has gone to court.

[wbks]

So how do you just know the name of someone who has stolen your dirtbike?

[imdying]

As much as I would like to I feel it is not the best idea. Until it has gone to court.Why do you need their address if the cops are onto it then?

[wbks]

Dude... Have you ever tried reporting a stolen vehicle? A stolen hatch was driven around Auckland city for 2 weeks with the same plates as it was reported stolen with, and it was never picked up, and the cops never went to the address of the guy who had stolen it until about a week passed. Would be a lot harder with a little dirtbike they can just hide in the shed never to be found.

[Tank]

Stole my dirtbike.

I now have his date of birth and found him on face book!

Thats good - once you have him traced to the Internet he's gone burger.

[imdying]

Dude... Have you ever tried reporting a stolen vehicle?Yes, they rung me the next morning to tell me where they'd found it. Idiots left the door open which killed the battery, but all good except for that :)

Also, I suspect given he knows who did it, that they'd have an easier time than usual, they're not total morons ;)

[1vanvan1]

Why do you need their address if the cops are onto it then?

Why not? You know what cops are like. Its not in there interest to 'find' it


So how do you just know the name of someone who has stolen your dirtbike?

He left his hat on the floor of my garage which the cops got DNA off then they asked me if I knew someone by the name of ....


Dude... Have you ever tried reporting a stolen vehicle? A stolen hatch was driven around Auckland city for 2 weeks with the same plates as it was reported stolen with, and it was never picked up, and the cops never went to the address of the guy who had stolen it until about a week passed. Would be a lot harder with a little dirtbike they can just hide in the shed never to be found.

I have, Infact i did the day it got stolen.

[1vanvan1]

Thats good - once you have him traced to the Internet he's gone burger.

I can sense the sarcasm there.

[klingon]

...He left his hat on the floor of my garage which the cops got DNA off then they asked me if I knew someone by the name of ....

:laugh:

So... your bike got stolen, the guy left his hat behind and the cops had it tested for DNA?!!

And you're worried that they're not taking this major crime seriously enough!??! :laugh:

[imdying]

Why not? You know what cops are like. Its not in there interest to 'find' itWell TBH, that makes you sound like an ungrateful rude cunt actually, given that they've gone to the trouble of getting DNA from evidence at the scene and all. But whatever... clearly they're making no effort to find it :rolleyes:

[1vanvan1]

:laugh:

So... your bike got stolen, the guy left his hat behind and the cops had it tested for DNA?!!

And you're worried that they're not taking this major crime seriously enough!??! :laugh:

Now where the fuck did you get that idea from?

[Squiggles]

Note the names of some of his "friends" on facebook as well... Theres a crapload of info on there that may prove useful

[wbks]

I have, Infact i did the day it got stolen.I was talking to imdying

[1vanvan1]

Well TBH, that makes you sound like an ungrateful rude cunt actually, given that they've gone to the trouble of getting DNA from evidence at the scene and all. But whatever... clearly they're making no effort to find it :rolleyes:

A) You don't know me - I was very grateful to the police when they rang me.
B) I think you took that comment the wrong way.
C) Cunt: is an English language vulgarism referring generally to the female genitalia...

I think not.

[1vanvan1]

I was talking to imdying

Ahh I see now. Sorry.

[imdying]

Sigh... bed time, I'll save flaming you till the morning :laugh:

[1vanvan1]

Sigh... bed time, I'll save flaming you till the morning :laugh:

Go for gold mate! :yawn:

[Tank]

I can sense the sarcasm there.

Ahh the force is strong in this one.


Why not? You know what cops are like. Its not in there interest to 'find' it



He left his hat on the floor of my garage which the cops got DNA off then they asked me if I knew someone by the name of ....



I have, Infact i did the day it got stolen.

So they go thru the effort of doing a DNA test (which I doubt they would do for a stolen bike - but whatever), contact you about a lead they have and you say its not in their interest to find it?

Seriously - how ignorant are you? Sounds like they are doing a great job. You on the other hand find him on face-book. What are you going to do? - send him a harshly worded friends request?



Now where the fuck did you get that idea from?

well - she was paraphrasing you when you said


He left his hat on the floor of my garage which the cops got DNA off then they asked me if I knew someone by the name of ....


have you been drinking when you posted that dribble?

[1vanvan1]

Ahh the force is strong in this one.



So they go thru the effort of doing a DNA test (which I doubt they would do for a stolen bike - but whatever), contact you about a lead they have and you say its not in their interest to find it?

Seriously - how ignorant are you? Sounds like they are doing a great job. You on the other hand find him on face-book. What are you going to do? - send him a harshly worded friends request?




well - she was paraphrasing you when you said



have you been drinking when you posted that dribble?

Well if you look at it like this. They have had his name for about a month now, They have the DNA on the hat found in my garage where the bike WAS. Surely that is enough evidence to pop round and see i the bike is there or not.

And you're worried that they're not taking this major crime seriously enough!??!

I understand she was quoting what I said. But I never said they are not taking it serious enough. They are doing a great job.

And no I was not drinking.

Fuck this, I knew I never should of said anything on here. KB is the place where people love to jump on you and give you shit.

Heres an idea for you. Give me your fucking address, I will come and nick your bike. And I will leave you my name! Then we will see how much you want to find me!

[Tank]

I understand she was quoting what I said. !

So why say "where the fuck did you get that from" ??


Heres an idea for you. Give me your fucking address, I will come and nick your bike. And I will leave you my name! Then we will see how much you want to find me!

Here's an idea for you.

In stead of coming and posting something that is like a school kid looking for a girl he has a crush on - say "Some fuckers stolen my bike - I have a name of XXXXX - it may, or may not be him, but I would like to find him to find out"

Then everybody on here would be sympathetic to your problem and in the great KB way would go out of their way to help if they could.

[1vanvan1]

So why say "where the fuck did you get that from" ??



Here's an idea for you.

In stead of coming and posting something that is like a school kid looking for a girl he has a crush on - say "Some fuckers stolen my bike - I have a name of XXXXX - it may, or may not be him, but I would like to find him to find out"

Then everybody on here would be sympathetic to your problem and in the great KB way would go out of their way to help if they could.

Cause she is doing the good old KB thing and jumping to conclusions.

Firstly I dont think I am in the position to put his name on the internet. Second, I know it is him as there is evidence against him. And third I did say he stole my bike, I have his name, And how would i go about finding his address.

This has gone off on a tangent. And turned into an argument, which it doesn't mean to be. Lets bring this back to post 1

Hello, I have a name of some prick who stole my dirtbike. I also have his D.O.B and have found him on facebook. I was wondering if any1 could give me tips on how I could get his address or other info about him.

Thanks!

[Tank]

Hello, I have a name of some prick who stole my dirtbike. I also have his D.O.B and have found him on facebook. I was wondering if any1 could give me tips on how I could get his address or other info about him.

Thanks!

Why didn't you say :woohoo:

Use the following link - it goves the locations of where you can view the electorial role.

With his name and dob you will get his address.

http://www.elections.org.nz/enrolment/roe-contacts.html

[1vanvan1]

Why didn't you say :woohoo:

Use the following link - it goves the locations of where you can view the electorial role.

With his name and dob you will get his address.

http://www.elections.org.nz/enrolment/roe-contacts.html

Will try that tomorrow afternoon after work and see what happens.

Its only going to help if he has enrolled to vote.

Will I need to go to the area he is enrolled in or will any area
do?

[EJK]

Pardon me I am posting without going through the page 1 to 5. Just thinking....

Would this video help?

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[1vanvan1]

Pardon me I am posting without going through the post 1 to 5. Just thinking....

Would this video help?



I have his name, D.O.B, found him on facebook.

Just need the address.

[Tank]

Will try that tomorrow afternoon after work and see what happens.

Its only going to help if he has enrolled to vote.

Will I need to go to the area he is enrolled in or will any area
do?

any area - they have the entire role from memory.

[1vanvan1]

any area - they have the entire role from memory.

Wicked thanks for your help.

[peasea]

Go on...post a picture


Yeah, go on! I posted a pic of my dick in a cup once, that was funny.

[peasea]

... Getting someone address when you only have their name?


Ask a policeman?