Tea towels

[The Stranger]

Well we've had the flyspray thread.

So come on ladies, show us your tea towels.
I'll get the ball rolling with one of my favourites.

[EatOrBeEaten]

I have no tea towel :(

Please tell me it's not a hoseable offence...

[R6_kid]

No you'll just be burnt at the stake, no biggy.

[The Stranger]

I have no tea towel :(

Please tell me it's not a hoseable offence...


Well guys there you have it.
You know the ideal valentine gift for EatOrBeEaten.


You can thank me later.

[Tank]

So come on ladies, show us your tea towels.


unless this is a new name for "ladies bits" - then KB has sunk to a new low.

A thread on tea towels FFS. :oi-grr:

[Bren]

who needs a tea towel when the dogs can lick yer plate clean?

[Tank]

who needs a tea towel when the dogs can lick yer plate clean?

thats sick - unless you really mean a plate - in which case its just disgusting.

[Bren]

thats sick - unless you really mean a plate - in which case its just disgusting.


hehe, juust lookin at yer avatar tells me you are sick too!:Pokey:

[Trudes]

I'll show you my tea towel if you show me your tea-bag.

[nodrog]

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[Maha]

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But you live in Tee Towel Wronger??

We have a dishwasher so....Tee Towles are not really needed here.

[yungatart]

We have a dishwasher so....Tee Towles are not really needed here.

Same, but when we do need tea towels it becomes Mstrs's job! I'm sure he has a favourite one:whistle:

[The Stranger]

A thread on tea towels FFS. :oi-grr:

Come on Tank. It's about our history, about our heritage.

And I for one can’t think of a more appropriate way to commemorate woman's suffrage than with a tea towel - except perhaps a vacuum cleaner.

[Indiana_Jones]

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-Indy

[firefighter]

I have no tea towel :(

Please tell me it's not a hoseable offence...

no but you can be "dunked" for it....

http://www.stronghold-knights.com/site/article222.html

[gijoe1313]

Remember, if you cover your plates with clingfilm before you put food on it, you never ever have to was said plates again! The trick is not to cut through it! :msn-wink:No need for tea towels then innit? :whistle:

Tea towels? The mind boggles when you think of being a teatoweller and dishing up cups o'char and being a mukkah about it! It ain't
arf 'ot mum! :sweatdrop

[EatOrBeEaten]

Come on Tank. It's about our history, about our heritage.

And I for one can’t think of a more appropriate way to commemorate woman's suffrage than with a tea towel - except perhaps a vacuum cleaner.
ball and chain for the kitchen, surely?

[Tank]

ball and chain for the kitchen, surely?

not required. If you're barefoot and pregnant you can't run far anyways.

[Trudes]

What I want to find is the best tea towel for the tea towel wars. What's best? The cotton type ones or the toweling type? Wet the edge or keep it dry? Twirling action or just go straight for the kill? I prefer the cotton with wet end and twirling then quick flick, gets that "whaaaaack" noise which adds to the overall effect and usually leaves a good red whelt!! :devil2:
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[HenryDorsetCase]

I'd say a large-ish well laundered linen tea towel, damp but not wet.

Ive given it some thought, yes

once when we were kids we were whipping our towels in the changing sheds at the Lido Pool (as kids do) and my brother got our cousin right on the end of his penis with a towel flick..... "Hey Les" "What" as Les turns round, then CRACK. It was supposed to be just in front of him but my bro managed to get him right where it would hurt. Poor old Les just crumpled on a heap on the floor, clutching his privates. After about an hour (and some ice .....) he went looking for my little bro. Kept looking for him for weeks, too. he was NOT HAPPY.

I'm kind of ashamed to say that I found the whole episode hilarious (and still do).... and recount it whenever the fandamly gets together (luckily, not often)

[Trudes]

:rofl: owwwwww that's nasty!! A flick to the dick, yowser!!

[davebullet]

Children dry my dishes. I don't know what they use and don't care how they do it. As long as it is done quickly, quietly and without asking or discipline is served in the form of a Barry Manilow CD.