Jolly Poacher re name help.

[Ktmboy]

Yeah odd title I know,
But we have to change our marque trail rides name to be a bit more PC as we have had a few concerned about the message the name sends out. (Sunday 26 April)

I don't want get into a nandy pandy tirade about the greenies,Uncle Helen, Roger Douglas or the state of our education system as we all probably won't be friends afterwards.

All I want is a theme name that is different, something that relates to Woodhill Forestry and its unique character. We will be still using the Bambi deer and Burt (our KDX bike rider) in our brochures.

Key words to think about.
Woodhill
Sand
Forest
Freedom
Single tracks
Farm loop
Wildlife
55km
Proximity to Auckland
Kawasaki

Free family pass to the lucky entrant for the Ride or The Kawasaki Sandpit for the day.

Don't want PM's just good lively fun ideas

[piston broke]

getawoody!

[Rupe]

five dollar fun ride

[Ktmboy]

Ha ha.. Something to start the process off with. Strangely...I can relate to that.

Forgot to add its a family type ride with a kids track and farm loop, but mostly forestry trails.

[Ktmboy]

five dollar fun ride

I see you are riding a pee wee. $5.00 dollars entry to the ones in nappies.

[flyingcr250]

whats un-pc about jolly poacher??

[Ktmboy]

whats un-pc about jolly poacher??

Don't go there. deer...poaching etc..neighbours...council...etc etc.

Moving along now

[4stroke]

kwakas sandy tree bash....
kwaka sandpit southhead bush bash,
duno i think of some in the morning while im getting the cows in

[Ktmboy]

kwakas sandy tree bash....
kwaka sandpit southhead bush bash,
duno i think of some in the morning while im getting the cows in

Yeah I can see how cow shit could give a man inspiration even if he does ride a Husky. Wanna come break some more bones???

[birdhandler]

Jolly preacher could encourage the evangelical crowd or the moron few and their groupies sure to be a huge money spinner , or a huge # of spinners you chose

[balans]

Is "Danny champion of the world" too cryptic?
What about "Umangas's hand bag"?

[Ktmboy]

Jolly preacher could encourage the evangelical crowd or the moron few and their groupies sure to be a huge money spinner , or a huge # of spinners you chose

Saved...and its on a Sunday. Church service in the morning...funerals in the afternoon for the casualties..4stroke?

Could dress up our KDX rider in a habit.

[Ktmboy]

I "Danny champion of the world" too cryptic?
What about "Umangas's hand bag"?

Man.. Perth...I understand now.

[4stroke]

Yeah I can see how cow shit could give a man inspiration even if he does ride a Husky. Wanna come break some more bones???

fkn aye, bones break, they heal and become stronger lol i think.
yeah got a long walk in the morning, half an hour on the quad doing 3km good thinking time

heres one southhead bone breaker

[krad_nz]

The lumber jack single track family ride. Urgh, I much profer JPoacher.

[4stroke]

the looney lumber jack

[Hemex]

The Sand Beetle Blast... nothing has a ring to it like the Jolly Poacher.. shyte!!

[DELLORTO]

how about the "sand pit grand-pre"?? sounds pretty classic :whistle:

and the "woodhill sand kicker' :yawn: and the "revv it up sand crawler" :sweatdrop:sweatdrop:sweatdrop im dieing here.......:weep: what can i say i suck at naming things.......

[4stroke]

the mighty cicada, another bloody noisey insect much like a 2 stroke lolol:Pokey:

[cheese]

The cheese has stale fuel adn is then isn't comming ride?

[DELLORTO]

Yeah odd title I know,
But we have to change our marque trail rides name to be a bit more PC as we have had a few concerned about the message the name sends out. (Sunday 26 April)

I don't want get into a nandy pandy tirade about the greenies,Uncle Helen, Roger Douglas or the state of our education system as we all probably won't be friends afterwards.

All I want is a theme name that is different, something that relates to Woodhill Forestry and its unique character. We will be still using the Bambi deer and Burt (our KDX bike rider) in our brochures.

Key words to think about.
Woodhill
Sand
Forest
Freedom
Single tracks
Farm loop
Wildlife
55km
Proximity to Auckland
Kawasaki

Free family pass to the lucky entrant for the Ride or The Kawasaki Sandpit for the day.

Don't want PM's just good lively fun ideas

one day im going to give roger douglas a pimp slap to his fat little face.....:laugh: then im going to get his head and wedge it up uncle helens ass.........stupid old goats.......:laugh::laugh:

[kezzafish]

Kiddie fiddler bush bash?
Tree-maggot bonanza?
The sandy sphyncter?

Where do i go to claim my free pass?

[Hemex]

Kiddie fiddler bush bash?
Tree-maggot bonanza?
The sandy sphyncter?

Where do i go to claim my free pass?

HOw did the Karapoti Bender Blast go on?? :lol: keep 'em coming kezza...

[Ktmboy]

Kiddie fiddler bush bash?
Tree-maggot bonanza?
The sandy sphyncter?

Where do i go to claim my free pass?

Kiddie fiddler:gob:..nooo we don't want to encourage Chop.

[DELLORTO]

Kiddie fiddler bush bash?
Tree-maggot bonanza?
The sandy sphyncter?

Where do i go to claim my free pass?

how could you forget the "girl basher sandpit bash"????? :jerry:

[kezzafish]

We got as far as naming it. but the name's still undecided! i think we settled on "the chutney-ferret run" you can use that KTMBOY

poo-runter run?
sodomised meat whore?

Ok i'm kinda loosing focus, what are we naming again?

[4stroke]

the southhead sand storm
tony loose unit, tree smashn adventure...

[DELLORTO]

We got as far as naming it. but the name's still undecided! i think we settled on "the chutney-ferret run" you can use that KTMBOY

poo-runter run?
sodomised meat whore?

Ok i'm kinda loosing focus, what are we naming again?

i think kezzafish wins hand down......and if roger douglas and helen get involved.....well lets just say it wont be pretty [for them} :crazy:

[Ktmboy]

how could you forget the "girl basher sandpit bash"????? :jerry:

You're now kezzafishes trainee arn't you?, he's starting to influence you, play mind games.

I'll send you to Welly and put you up in a B & B if you don't behave (sorry mean't B & D).

[4stroke]

We got as far as naming it. but the name's still undecided! i think we settled on "the chutney-ferret run" you can use that KTMBOY

poo-runter run?
sodomised meat whore?

Ok i'm kinda loosing focus, what are we naming again?

shit kezz thats some dam fine naming

[4stroke]

You're now kezzafishes trainee arn't you?, he's starting to influence you, play mind games.

I'll send you to Welly and put you up in a B & B if you don't behave (sorry mean't B & D).

hey theres nothing wrong witha bit of b&d

[barty5]

The cheese has stale fuel adn is then isn't comming ride?

cheese has stale fuel cause he dont ride

[barty5]

Woodhill Sandfest every other event these days seams to be a fest of some sort

[SpikedPunch]

Jolly rooster
The sandy bush adventure (Doesn't sound so fun :oi-grr:)
Rudolph ripper
eh, I got nuffing. Theres always those online random phrase generators?

[barty5]

Run bambi run

[Hemex]

Run bambi run

:lol::lol: SUPER!!

Bambi : The Head Hunters Ride in the woods

[4stroke]

south head sand sucker, fuken sand gets sucked into everything

[barty5]

Woodhill Forest Sand Implant

Woodhill Forest Sand Of The Destruction

Woodhill Forest Sand Pony express

Woodhill Forest Sand and The Intimate Stumps

so i use a band name generator

[flyingcr250]

uncle helen's PC family fun killing ride.
the dear chaser classic
the sandy crack 5000

this is why im a panelbeater and not a rocket scientist. :banana:

[secondfield]

The sandy scrotum stretch..

[kezzafish]

Jolly rooster
The sandy bush adventure (Doesn't sound so fun :oi-grr:)
Rudolph ripper
eh, I got nuffing. Theres always those online random phrase generators?

The jolly rooster has to be the best so far. You've got word assosciation with "jolly" and it sounds good and it's not indicative of a lewd act in anyway


The sandy scrotum stretch..

keep it clean mate. This isn't the place for your degenerate shit. It's not big and it's not clever, try growing up a bit would ya

[Dutchee]

Whoop-di-do Woodhill Fest (depending how many trails have got whoops in them of course, but it is Woodhill) ;)
Whoop-di-do it's Woodhill

[chop]

Kiddie fiddler:gob:..nooo we don't want to encourage Chop.

oh here we go...... how about the Undieman's trails of terror???

[takitimu]

Classic thread

- Roosting Sander
- Sandy Rooter
- Woody Trailing

But probably "Sandy Rooster"

[Okey Dokey]

This is a funny thread.

How about "Jollywood" ? "Jollywood Trail Rides" " JollyWood Adventures" or whatever...

although sandy rooster is cool

[REDRIDER]

Jolly Joker Family Fun Ride!!!

JollyWood was a goodie

[cheese]

How about sandblaster?

[camchain]

'The Nature Crusher' - Sponsored by Planet Destruction Inc. would look good on the consent proposal.

'The Root 55' (ie Not route 66 or Rut 100) But only if trail length not shortened due to discovery of endangered sand flea colony half way round.

[humai]

Burt and Bambi's Backyard Bermfest

[barty5]

Bambi Woodhill Sand Quest

battle of the sands (or trees)

[Mystic13]

Personally I think things are getting a little too PC. Thank goodness for programmes like Rove etc.

And my list are;


Burt and Bambi’s Most Excellent (Family) Adventure Ride

Burt and Bambi’s Sandpit Adventure Ride

Poached Eggs and Ham Adventure Ride (borrowed from “Green Eggs and Ham”)

The Polly Joacher Ride

Jolly Sand Poacher Ride (Surely they can’t be bothered with a Sand Poacher)

The Jolly Roger Adventure Ride

Jolly Rogers Forest Adventure Ride

Burt and Bambi’s Jolly Poacher Ride

The Jolly Adventure Poacher Ride

“Route 55” Adventure Ride (you can then play with the Route 66 graphics)

Jolly Wild Life (Family) Adventure Ride (leave Wild and Life as two words it has a different meaning)

Cheers

[MIXONE]

whats un-pc about jolly poacher??

Drinking there in the 80's was an experience that's for sure!

[kezzafish]

Drinking there in the 80's was an experience that's for sure!

oh go on... do tell... did KTMBOY run an sausage hunt back in the day or what?

[Mystic13]

or for the PC lot;

Poacher's Are BAD Ride.

Poaching Is Seriously Stupid - Original Family Fun Ride ***

*** The name is a bit long so you could use the Acronym "PISS-OFF Ride".

______________

Or a name you could use

Ghost of The Jolly Poacher Ride

Chase The Jolly Poacher Ride

The Jolly Pickled Poacher Ride

The Pickled Poacher Ride

Jolly Farmer Ride

Jolly Poacher's Last Ride

Jolly Preacher Ride

Jolly Poached Eggs Ride

....

time to go back to work

[Mystic13]

Robin Hood's Family Adventure Ride

Sherwood Forest Family Adventure Ride ( The organiser can dress up as Robin Hood and ride around)

Knee pads on the outside of green tights.... what do you say ladies.

The Fawlty Family Forest Adventure Ride

Ewen Gilmore's Wild West Forest Ride (I'm sure Ewen will allow you to use his name for naming rights... especially after you let him know about the Jolly poacher story.)

The Wild West Woodhil Family Forest Ride

Woodhill Westie Adventure Ride

... okay... really, I'm going back to work...

[kezzafish]

Mystic i think you've missed KTMBOY's point slightly. He started this thread 'cos he was after a badass name for his ride. Even your "un-PC" names were a bit camp. Think along the lines of:

The filthy Mud-sucker
etc

[barty5]

Jolly Farmer Ride no such thing they are allways pissed off when you see them on the news

[barty5]

Bambi & Burt Woodhill Effect

Pounding Bambi at Woodhill with Burt fun ride

Bambi Woodhill Burt Disaster ride


Bambi & Burt Woodhill Assault

[Mystic13]

I agree with the people that want the name Poacher dropped.

I think we should remove all uses of the word traffic i.e. traffic lights should now be called stop and go (or Sag) lights for short. Kids may associate this with the word traffic or traffic-ing.

I think we should remove all solitary P's from signs. Like P30. They may assume that you can use P here for 30 minutes.

I know white Americans can't use the word "nigger" because it's offensive but I think that black people should be banned from using it too. Just out of curiosity if you're brown can you say the word softly?

Surely the neighbours up at Woodhill aren't that precocious and pretentious that a ride labelled with "Poacher" has them upset. FFS.

It's just a name of a ride. And a cool name. Surely if you canvas the neighbours you may find they're fine. And it's maybe someone in between who is reading more into it and assuming it would be an issue. having said that you are using the word Poacher for a motorcycle event and we all know what motorcyclists are really like... don't we.

Oops - you didn't want to discuss the PC thing....


Names;

The Jolly Time Poacher Ride (now it's specific to time poaching... this should be good)

Fawlty's Funniest Family Adventure Rides

or

Fawlties Funliest Family Adventure Rides

or Fawlties Funest Family Adventure Rides

Jolly "Egg Poacher" Ride (Egg poacher - someone who cooks eggs by poaching them)

okay... I'm really going back to work this time.

promise.

[Mystic13]

Mystic i think you've missed KTMBOY's point slightly. He started this thread 'cos he was after a badass name for his ride. Even your "un-PC" names were a bit camp. Think along the lines of:

The filthy Mud-sucker
etc

Bugger (and thanks for pointing that out) .... you mean I have to start posting again. Well thinking first.

[Mystic13]

Pounding Bambi at Woodhill with Burt fun ride



"Yes deer!" takes on a whole new meaning.

[secondfield]

Kezzafush's passion for sigmund freud and all things gay...


oh go on... do tell... did KTMBOY run an sausage hunt back in the day or what?

Yes thats you Kerry Fisher ... youve done it again ... :Oops::sweatdrop

:clap:

[noobi]

The Sandpits sphincter run
or
The Sandpits Somewhere Else Run/Ride

[laserracer]

puckermytailride

[rossrc]

The Jolly Green 'pliant?

[rossrc]

Sandy Woods Firry adventure
Woody Hills Family Fun
FFS Let's Have Fun Ride... in the woods

[ManDownUnder]

Have a theme then grab a bunch of names for the various trails from there

We used to use Greek Mytghology for naming servers but maybe something related to wood, or my personal suggestion Kiwiana.

Buzzy Bee
Vegemite
Pavlova
.. etc

Start some fun debates about who owns the Pav (as an example) - and have a Kiwi race an Aussie for bragging rights for the year.

[barty5]

Have a theme then grab a bunch of names for the various trails from there

We used to use Greek Mytghology for naming servers but maybe something related to wood, or my personal suggestion Kiwiana.

Buzzy Bee
Vegemite
Pavlova
.. etc

Start some fun debates about who owns the Pav (as an example) - and have a Kiwi race an Aussie for bragging rights for the year.

Yeh so cheese how do you make your pavs (said in a deep manly voice)

[SpikedPunch]

Yeh so cheese how do you make your pavs (said in a deep manly voice)
Yeah, fess up. I'm too scared to make pav from scratch because I think I'll wreck it.
Banana cake on the other hand...:banana:

[barty5]

Yeah, fess up. I'm too scared to make pav from scratch because I think I'll wreck it.
Banana cake on the other hand...:banana:


ill start a new thread

[cheese]

take cake mixer, beat teh shit out of it. done.

[Ktmboy]

Enough enough he cried (although secretly wanting the pain to go on and on)
Jeez sausages have changed shape over time., seem to be bent these days...

Anyway we had a vote and decided that the Jolly Rooster was the winner , BUT with a spell change to Jolly Roosta (as in roost).

Would be good to maybe have a roost comp at lunch time on one bermy corner with a decent prize for the winner. Not a free 1/4 pack at KFC.

Spiked Punch you're in the winners circle.

Thanks all. T'was a freakin laugh:yes: and I've saved the others for more rides in the future.
Beers on me when we catch up. Cheers

[Ktmboy]

Big ups to Flying CR250.

The Woodhill Crack 5000 was right up there. Me thinking a good name for a race. Hmmmmmm.

5000 cents prize money.

[Finn]

All I want is a theme name that is different, something that relates to Woodhill Forestry and its unique character.

How about "Pine trees near a fucken beach"

[barty5]

Enough enough he cried (although secretly wanting the pain to go on and on)
Jeez sausages have changed shape over time., seem to be bent these days...

Anyway we had a vote and decided that the Jolly Rooster was the winner , BUT with a spell change to Jolly Roosta (as in roost).

Would be good to maybe have a roost comp at lunch time on one bermy corner with a decent prize for the winner. Not a free 1/4 pack at KFC.

Spiked Punch you're in the winners circle.

Thanks all. T'was a freakin laugh:yes: and I've saved the others for more rides in the future.
Beers on me when we catch up. Cheers

thats goin to be a big tab at bar

[krad_nz]

Oh oh, what about the Jolly Sand Scramble...

Ah, too late :P

[Ktmboy]

How about "Pine trees near a fucken beach"

Deer o deer.

Very very good. I would have expected you to come up with Kiddie fiddler but somebody beat you to it...

[clmintie]

Anyway we had a vote and decided that the Jolly Rooster was the winner , BUT with a spell change to Jolly Roosta (as in roost).



Just hope it doesn't turn out to be a massive 'cock-up'..... :Oops:

[barty5]

Just hope it doesn't turn out to be a massive 'cock-up'..... :Oops:

What with everyone on here organising it NEVER!! lol

[carver]

Saved...and its on a Sunday. Church service in the morning...funerals in the afternoon for the casualties..4stroke?

Could dress up our KDX rider in a habit.

funerals?

were all still alive!

mormon few!


Jolly preacher could encourage the evangelical crowd or the moron few and their groupies sure to be a huge money spinner , or a huge # of spinners you chose

one of us could spend a night with you and turn into a spinner

[xxblackbirdxx]

i liked "run bambi run". i'm sure some one will find something un PC about that as well.