Help with my pissy pussy [Archive]

yungatart

12th February 2009, 14:43

My pissy pussy needs help...

My pussy, female speyed aged about 14, has developed this habit of pissing on things. The tyres of vsitors/clients cars, fellow KBers scarves and jackets, a cupboard in our garage where we store pannier bags etc and the latest is the rear wheel of Mstrs's Gixxer, it seems that nothing is sacred!

You can imagine that this is causing a problem, Mstrs is most upset that pissy pussy should choose his bike to wee on!
What can be done to stop her? Is it some kind of 'old age' thing? Or is it a medical issue?

I don't really want to put her down, at least not until hXc gets home....but I can't stand the smell of cat wee, either!

Mom

12th February 2009, 14:46

Will be hormones Tart. I had an old cat that used to spray everywhere too. I took it to the vet and he prescribed hormones for it. The worst with cat piss is it stains and you cant get rid of the marks if you dont spot it and clean it off right away.

bungbung

12th February 2009, 14:47

Cats often suffer kidney problems, an indicator is increased water consumption and urination. Does the cat drink more than usual?

yungatart

12th February 2009, 14:51

No...she doesn't drink much at all. Mostly out of puddles and we've only had 10 mm of rain this year!

MadDuck

12th February 2009, 14:52

Is it some kind of 'old age' thing? Or is it a medical issue?

It could be just an age thing if she has only just started doing it. I would chuck her in a box and go to the Vet and have her checked.

My old cat had kidney problems. Unfortunately I was too slow getting her to the Vet and after a couple of operations she died.

Odd its not ALL your visitors she pisses on.....:shifty:

Maha

12th February 2009, 14:57

No...she doesn't drink much at all. Mostly out of puddles

Yeah me too....:rockon:

Stirts

12th February 2009, 14:58

Nappies for Cat

http://www.redferret.net/Images/tn_catchit.jpg

Colapop

12th February 2009, 14:59

They say pets are like their owners... how's your health been lately Tarty?:bleh:

Stirts

12th February 2009, 15:01

They say pets are like their owners... how's your health been lately Tarty?:bleh:

She'll piss on you....wait...no .... you might like that!

Trudes

12th February 2009, 15:04

I guess cats are like humans, they get old and incontient, maybe like Stirts says, she needs some nappies or depends? Short of shutting her out, I don't know, sorry. (Love the thread title tho)

vifferman

12th February 2009, 15:08

Cats don't like the smell of citronella oil. Try dabbing/spraying some of that around and see if that helps stop her pissing on things.

XxKiTtiExX

12th February 2009, 15:10

It would definately pay to take her to a vet, she could have a urinary infection, diabeaties or it could simply be due to stress for some reason. Also you should be able to buy some sort of spray the kills the odour from cat pee, the vet should also know about this.

Stirts

12th February 2009, 15:10

Another thing to consider.....and please don't take this the wrong way.....although you think you have cleaned the area where your pissy pussy pisses, your pissy pussy may still smell her piss, which in turn causes her to piss in that same spot.

I believe there is a product - as there always is - that can get rid of the pissy pussy smell that only your pissy pussy can smell.

MSTRS

12th February 2009, 15:12

I believe there is a product - as there always is -

I thought there would be....Depends, isn't it?

Maha

12th February 2009, 15:14

your pissy pussy pisses, your pissy pussy may still smell her piss, which in turn causes her to piss in that same spot.
that can get rid of the pissy pussy smell that only your pissy pussy can smell.

Try saying that after a box of Cody's..:confused:

Stirts

12th February 2009, 15:15

I thought there would be....Depends, isn't it?

Oh please....stop pretending you don't know!

MSTRS

12th February 2009, 15:17

Oh please....stop pretending you don't know!

I was hesitant to suggest a small cork.

Stirts

12th February 2009, 15:18

Try saying that after a box of Cody's..:confused:

Saying it? Shit I had enough trouble typing it!

Sully60

12th February 2009, 15:19

Oh please....stop pretending you don't know!

You could lend them some if yours couldn't you? Be a sport!

p.s. I saw this thread and just thought it had your name all over it!

SDU

12th February 2009, 15:19

LIke everyone said take to vet.
The other thing to look at is there something new to stress her out--new cat.dog in the hood, change in your family, house guests.....
If it is stress a product called Feliway will help take the edge off- It is Synthesized natural pheromones & comes in a plug in diffuser but I empathize take to a vet first to rule out medical problem causing the change in behaviour & sometimes hormones are needed with behavioral issues.

XxKiTtiExX

12th February 2009, 15:20

http://www.odarid.co.nz/

Stirts

12th February 2009, 15:21

I was hesitant to suggest a small cork.

I would be hesitant too....built up pussy piss is no laughing matter!

MSTRS

12th February 2009, 15:22

This is not a new behaviour. She has been doing it for a while now. But everytime we get her to stop in one place, she just moves on to somewhere else, equally annoying.

Maha

12th February 2009, 15:24

You could lend them some if yours couldn't you? Be a sport!

p.s. I saw this thread and just thought it had your name all over it!

No, that would be a thread called......Stirts Squirts.

Sully60

12th February 2009, 15:27

No, that would be a thread called......Stirts Squirts.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

You did it again!
Must spread more bla blah

Mom

12th February 2009, 15:29

Odd its not ALL your visitors she pisses on.....:shifty:

Meaning what exactly :Pokey:

Stirts

12th February 2009, 15:30

p.s. I saw this thread and just thought it had your name all over it!

You know me too well!

This is not a new behaviour. She has been doing it for a while now. But everytime we get her to stop in one place, she just moves on to somewhere else, equally annoying.

Water pistol and shoot her in the ear.... got that advice from a vet when pussies don't do what they are told!

No, that would be a thread called......Stirts Squirts.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Yeah larf it up ..... i hope you both piss your pants :bleh:

yungatart

12th February 2009, 15:37

You know me too well!

I was thinking of you when I coined it

Water pistol and shoot her in the ear.... got that advice from a vet when pussies don't do what they are told!

Yep,that might work.. if we could just catch the cunning little bitch at it.

Yeah larf it up ..... i hope you both piss your pants :bleh:

They won't. They've got their depends on, cos they is old, ya see...:yes:

Sully60

12th February 2009, 15:41

They won't. They've got their depends on, cos they is old, ya see...:yes:

Yeah I'm ancient, so old I've completely forgotten Pythagoras' theorem.
I've just pissed out the side of the depends and soaked my hypotenuse.:Oops:

Trudes

12th February 2009, 15:41

"When good pussies go bad"

MidnightMike

12th February 2009, 15:43

My brothers cat does the same thing. Its about 15-16.

It seems to like playing 'hide and go shit' too. :/

Not cool.

Could just be an age thing, but take it to the vets to be sure.

SDU

12th February 2009, 15:45

:lol: you lot are funny

Seriously there is a product called 'Piss Off' to help stop cats pissing on stuff. Try 'feliway' go chat with a good vet clinic

MsKABC

12th February 2009, 22:41

Tank

12th February 2009, 23:01

I hate cats.

so this aught to work:

http://www.petzz.com/media/media_img/M0000616_20050906130953_1.jpg

Tank

13th February 2009, 10:52

OK - to the slightly slow, mouth breathers who red blinged me over this.

Its photoshop, not real, a fake.

Hitcher

13th February 2009, 10:56

I don't really want to put her down, at least not until hXc gets home....but I can't stand the smell of cat wee, either!

Female cats of all ages can get into this habit. Put her down. Tell hXc that she was unfortunately run over, or ran off to join the circus, or something.

We had cat piss problems once when we had cats, but not from ours. Next door's "superbladder moggie" (female) would enter our place via our catflap and deposit the contents of Lake Michican and Lake Huron in various locales around our house. Even the toe of my boot up her date would not deter her. Bitch.

Her_C4

13th February 2009, 11:17

Female cats of all ages can get into this habit. Put her down. Tell hXc that she was unfortunately run over, or ran off to join the circus, or something.

We had cat piss problems once when we had cats, but not from ours. Next door's "superbladder moggie" (female) would enter our place via our catflap and deposit the contents of Lake Michican and Lake Huron in various locales around our house. Even the toe of my boot up her date would not deter her. Bitch.

No no no Hitch - that's a female dog. I think a female cat is called a Queen. :banana:

vifferman

13th February 2009, 11:21

No no no Hitch - that's a female dog. I think a female cat is called a Queen. :banana:
No no no Her_B4 - that's a female monarch. I think cats of both genders are called pests. :2guns:

Her_C4

13th February 2009, 11:24

No no no Her_B4 - that's a female monarch. I think cats of both genders are called pests. :2guns:

Bling worthy... still laughing :2thumbsup

Tank

13th February 2009, 11:40

No no no Her_B4 - that's a female monarch.

?????

http://www.hansenspear.com/personalization/personalization%20images/monarch-butterfly.jpg

yungatart

13th February 2009, 15:10

Female cats of all ages can get into this habit. Put her down. Tell hXc that she was unfortunately run over, or ran off to join the circus, or something.

You surely are not advocating that I lie? What kind of example does that set to our youth? Hitcher, I'm shocked that you could even think such a thing.:spanking:

Hitcher

13th February 2009, 15:22

You surely are not advocating that I lie?

For a small consideration, I could "unfortunately" run over said beastie, or provide a circus for her to run off and join...

Chickadee

13th February 2009, 15:37

Probably an age thing, the old family cat at my parents house has now decided the toilet is everywhere (inside in corners is her favourite). She's now a mainly outdoors cat as a consequence.

Would she use a litter box if you put one inside? Just in case it's a convenience thing of where she's pissing.

Definitely a good idea to get her checked over, even though a trip to the vet usually involves parting with hard earned cash, better to know if there is a fixable problem. Cat pee stinkies is a bitch to get rid of, good luck! Bloody tomcat sprayed in our garage, yuk. Let us know if you find anything fab for freshening!

MSTRS

13th February 2009, 15:58

Just to clarify...she isn't peeing in the house (yet?). But she does sneak into the gargre and leave a wee gift. And there's evidence of her having 'been' in my office, which is accessed through the gargre.
I discourage her whenever I see her approaching the garage door, but cats being the sneaky little fuckers they are, she bides her time...

AllanB

13th February 2009, 16:04

Pissy Pussy you say?

I thought I could help you so I did a GOOGLE search for "piss+pussy"

Now I may be wrong but I am pretty sure that the images I saw had nothing to do with a cat. There was some screaming like a cat............

nodrog

19th February 2009, 16:01

I thought there would be....Depends, isn't it?

i think its pronounced "winchester"

http://www.ammunitiontogo.com/catalog1/images/x22lrsuba.jpg

GurlRacer

19th February 2009, 21:53

Ask Mum. She knows everything.

:lol:

Seriously!

yungatart

20th February 2009, 06:45

Ask Mum. She knows everything.

:lol:

Seriously!

Mothers do!

Hitcher

20th February 2009, 08:01

Have you deleted that cat yet?

MyGSXF

20th February 2009, 08:15

Let us know if you find anything fab for freshening!

We've had our kitten for 5 weeks now.. she has her litter box, but for some reason every now & then, she will piddle on my little fellas bed.. :argh: so I have been soaking everything in Napisan for a few hours, then a regular wash in the machine. Works great.. no smell left at all!! :yes:

Maybe you could mix some up & put it in a spray bottle ? :niceone:

yungatart

20th February 2009, 15:17

Have you deleted that cat yet?

Short answer, no!
But she hasn't been naughty for a few days either.

Patrick

20th February 2009, 15:21

Maha

20th February 2009, 15:22

Short answer, no!
But she hasn't been naughty for a few days either.

If you would just let your pussy out every now and then, maybe it wouldn't have a selective piss problem....oh and keep it out of the office!....:yes:

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yungatart

20th February 2009, 15:30

My pussy is free to go wherever she wants...maybe that's the problem! (actually, that is it...she just pisses wherever she fancies!)
No fan in the office either....
Catching her in the act is rather difficult, she might be old, but she is still cunning!

Patrick

20th February 2009, 15:31

Try saying that after a box of Cody's..:confused:

Try saying,

"Mrs HUNT had a rough cut punt, not a punt cut rough but a rough cut punt..." after a few drinks....

Better still, get someone to film it...

You are sure you have got it right, until ya see the film...

My Mrs was certain she had it right. Positive, without a doubt. She was a star. Then I had to wash her mouth out with soap.....

Shit it was funny........