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FROSTY
12th February 2009, 16:48
as everybody "knows" times are really tough in the car/bike industry.
As a result I've been forced to make dramatic cuts in the size of my staff.
So I'd like to introduce my new head mechanic hard at work.
Sully60
12th February 2009, 16:50
Wow, he's gone already. Times must be tough!
FROSTY
12th February 2009, 17:02
oops--um yea er well looks like he was camera shy
ajturbo
12th February 2009, 17:30
about time you got the rugrat working... hope he is on a bowl of rice a week...
Usarka
12th February 2009, 17:49
No jack required. Brilliant.
riffer
12th February 2009, 17:54
LOL. Cheap yes, but how many hours a day can you really get out of him?

Of course, he's also going to need to test drive that car after he's finished with fixing it.

You are so fucked.
Pedrostt500
12th February 2009, 17:57
They make good coal miners to, so I hear.
Dave Lobster
12th February 2009, 18:06
Do you give him breaks?

They do at Nike. :)
.chris
12th February 2009, 18:07
I thought that only sentient beings could be called slaves.
FROSTY
13th February 2009, 21:40
LOL. Cheap yes, but how many hours a day can you really get out of him?

Of course, he's also going to need to test drive that car after he's finished with fixing it.

You are so fucked.
you kidding--hes already my lt50 test pilot
hospitalfood
13th February 2009, 21:42
i need a head mechanic
peasea
13th February 2009, 21:48
i need a head mechanic

Aren't they 'mechanic-ettes'? OOOH baby! Adjust my nuts, machine my bore, hone my senses, bleed my nipples, grease my universal, oil my knob, pump my tube, wipe it and wax it. Oh yeah.

Sorry folks, got on a roll.

Oh yeah, roll my cage.....

It's ok, I've stopped.

Oh yeah, give me that stopper!


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Laxi
14th February 2009, 01:58
wait till he puts a jack through the floor:crazy:
FROSTY
14th February 2009, 07:17
wait till he puts a jack through the floor:crazy:
he'll be down to just half a bowl of rice in that case:devil2:
RiderInBlack
14th February 2009, 07:58
So this is going to be you answer to ya biggest mechanical problem, Alanisation:shit::killingme
FROSTY
14th February 2009, 08:00
So this is going to be you answer to ya biggest mechanical problem, Alanisation:shit::killingme
No mate this is Maddification kinda like modification but the bits get lost halfway through
oldguy
14th February 2009, 08:09
He's an improvement over your last mechanic
portokiwi
14th February 2009, 08:17
:Punk: Great to see you have the boy earning his pocket money.

Keep up the good work:laugh: