Most embarrassing (non-biker) incident?

[MsKABC]

Ok Trudes, you asked for it, so here it is...

This thread no doubt has been done before, but I'm sure it's time for another version, so here goes.

Most embarrassing story? Non-bike related, just for kicks.

I'll kick off:

A few years back I used to ride a horse. I had some jodpurs, very tight, and only one pair mind, so I had to "re-cycle" them. I put them on one day for a ride, afterwards I met up with my Mum and we went into Pukekohe for a spot of shopping at the red shed. Got home and Mum was sitting on the couch behind me when she cries: "What's that in your pants??? :gob:"

You see, I had left a pair of undies inside the crumpled joddies and they were stuck on the inside of my calf, looking for all the world like some heinous, enlarged varicose vein :o

Still, at least the elastic in my knickers didn't break and fall down around my ankles in the supermarket when I was heavily pregnant, as happened to my good friend. She calmly stepped out of them, picked them up and put them in her handbag and exited stage-left.

[Maha]

Getting caught by mum wanking over a picture of Lassie.

[peasea]

Just finishing a tour of the South Island, got caught in rain around Reefton. Got the wets on but still got soaked, pulled into Nelson and got a cabin at the Tahunanui Holiday park. Ripped off as much as was decent, headed for the showers. Scrubbing up I heard female voices. Kept showering until the voices faded, left the bunker to discover; you guessed it....hairy-arsed biker in the female showers.

That's the first time I let that story out! Bugger that truth serum. (Jim Beam.)

[peasea]

Getting caught by mum wanking over a picture of Lassie.


On her back???? Wasn't that a great centrefold?

[AllanB]

You see, I had left a pair of undies inside the crumpled joddies .




An easy fix - do not wear undies under the jumpers. Just how do horses and camels get on together?

[MsKABC]

Getting caught by mum wanking over a picture of Lassie.


There's a word for people like you.....animal lover. Oops, 2 words :o

[AllanB]

Getting caught by mum wanking over a picture of Lassie.

That's a dam fine looking doggy though...........

One might say you were doing the sexy thing 'Doggy Style'......... Woof Woof.

Did mum cry out 'Down boy' when she caught you?

Maybe she just rubbed you face in it to stop you doing it again.......

Or maybe you just told mum you were 'giving the dog a bone'....




OK - I think I am done.

[MsKABC]

That's a dam fine looking doggy though...........

One might say you were doing the sexy thing 'Doggy Style'......... Woof Woof.

Did mum cry out 'Down boy' when she caught you?

Maybe she just rubbed you face in it to stop you doing it again.......

Or maybe you just told mum you were 'giving the dog a bone'....




OK - I think I am done.

She could have smacked him with a rolled up newspaper? :lol:

[peasea]

That's a dam fine looking doggy though...........

One might say you were doing the sexy thing 'Doggy Style'......... Woof Woof.

Did mum cry out 'Down boy' when she caught you?

Maybe she just rubbed you face in it to stop you doing it again.......

Or maybe you just told mum you were 'giving the dog a bone'....




OK - I think I am done.

As is Maha

[Trudes]

Only got a couple, let out a massive squeaky loud fart while waiting outside the principle's office at high school.
Asked for a 'big mick" at McD's..... my mum just about wet herself laughing at the guy behind the counter's face!
Showering with a girl friend of mine in camping ground showers to save money so only pay for one shower.... only to realise half way through the shower that we didn't actually pay anything for the shower, so started laughing and carrying on as young girls will when naked in a shower together, the elderly lady who saw us exit the shower together didn't think it was so funny though!!:lol:
I don't embarrass easily, I had embarrassing friends that would take a piss anywhere and puke while continuing to walk because they wanted to get to the next pub etc.

[AllanB]

As is Maha

Probably carried on after mum left as he was teaching Lassie how to fetch...:oi-grr:

Orrr that's sick.

[MadDuck]

Used to do Payroll for an engineering company. Time to hand out the pays back when it was folding stuff in brown envelopes.

Damn need a pee first....yep gals always check your skirt is not tucked into of the back your undies before you walk out into the factory :eek5:

[Maha]

More akward really......

Anne caught me kissing the monitor during the KB Arse thread......:2thumbsup

[Virago]

More akward really......

Anne caught me kissing the monitor during the KB Arse thread......:2thumbsup

I'm sure Grahameeboy didn't mind though...:eek:

[AllanB]

Showering with a girl friend of mine in camping ground showers to save money so only pay for one shower.... only to realise half way through the shower that we didn't actually pay anything for the shower, so started laughing and carrying on as young girls will when naked in a shower together.

Now thats a much better image to leave the site on tonight :niceone: Thanks Trudes.

[MsKABC]

I HATE running out of bling :angry:

[MadDuck]

Anne caught me kissing the monitor during the KB Arse thread......:2thumbsup

LMFAO...ewww. Oh second for me would be at Manfeild waiting for a shower having listened to Cowpoos and Keystone snore all night and needing to wake up for the race day ahead.....oh well I met Team Cudby :shit:

[Maha]

I'm sure Grahameeboy didn't mind though...:eek:

Na na..Trudes arse.....:rockon:

[peasea]

Used to do Payroll for an engineering company. Time to hand out the pays back when it was folding stuff in brown envelopes.

Damn need a pee first....yep gals always check your skirt is not tucked into of the back your undies before you walk out into the factory :eek5:

Aha! I just remembered something really sad! In my first year at school (just outside London in 1962) I got a dribbly bot and stuffed toilet paper in my shorts to counter round two.

It fell out as I walked across the classroom!

Busted........

I'm not kidding, I wasn't quite five and I remember it.

[peasea]

I HATE running out of bling :angry:

Yeah, me too, and there's been some deserving posts tonight. Unusual, you're normally such a bunch of boring cunts.

[Trudes]

Now thats a much better image to leave the site on tonight :niceone: Thanks Trudes.
Oh you're most welcome. If it helps any more, she's a hot red head and I'm smoldering blond!! :rolleyes::lol:

Na na..Trudes arse.....:rockon:
Oh go on you!:spanking: I'm still fantasizing about Mom's wonder woman knickers!!!

[Gwinch]

Back in my college days I'd occasionally start the day with a bit of a tugfest to keep any sudden urges down so as to avoid instances of public erection. Anyhow, I was going at it this one morning when I heard a rustling outside my window. Time slows down and I do my best to conceal what was occuring and make myself presentable. Unfortunately, being close to finishing already the sudden action of putting myself to rest against my abdomen and the pressure of the shorts puts me over the edge I gush forth all that I had.

So, now that I've made a mess of myself all up and down my chest and into my belly button (where the tip was residing, that got a good dosage) my mate taps on the window and after informing him that my brother had already left and so offers me a ride to school. I couldn't rightly refuse him or make up a lame excuse as he was in a rush to get going. This leads me to arriving at a school with a chest covered with my own sputtum... which leads me to ditching school and walking the fuck straight back home.

Gross.

[MsKABC]

Aha! I just remembered something really sad! In my first year at school (just outside London in 1962) I got a dribbly bot and stuffed toilet paper in my shorts to counter round two.

It fell out as I walked across the classroom!

Busted........

I'm not kidding, I wasn't quite five and I remember it.

Oh, you gotta love toilet humour! :rofl: I've heard some hysterical ones in my time, including blocked toilets in pubs, overflowing etc. I even have one myself, but I think even I would be too embarrassed to tell it :o

[peasea]

Oh, you gotta love toilet humour! :rofl: I've heard some hysterical ones in my time, including blocked toilets in pubs, overflowing etc. I even have one myself, but I think even I would be too embarrassed to tell it :o


Na, go on, grow some balls.

[Lilly2w]

When I was a kid we were all pretty comfortable walking round the house nudders, one day I was home sick and had been in bed, it was hot and I was in the buff (i was maybe 11 or 12) I went down to the kitchen to get a glass of lemonade and while I was operating the soda stream there was a knock on the back door, which was pretty much in the kitchen, Soooo with lemonade in hand I opened the door, to the Very surprised face of our neighbour Mr Scott, I belatedly realised my nudie faux - paus and turned and ran down the hall way, unfortunetly our back door was at the end of this hallway and was fitted with a slow close device (to stop us kids slamming the door) So poor Mr Scott would have been subjected to my chubby white arse vanishing down what seemed like the LONGEST hallway in the history of the world. I never saw him again, but had to go to school with both his kids. The shame.

[MsKABC]

So poor Mr Scott would have been subjected to my chubby white arse vanishing down what seemed like the LONGEST hallway in the history of the world. I never saw him again, but had to go to school with both his kids. The shame.

There was no alternative escape route then, I take it?

LMAO :rofl:

[Mom]

Oh you're most welcome. If it helps any more, she's a hot red head and I'm smoldering blond!! :rolleyes::lol:

Oh go on you!:spanking: I'm still fantasizing about Mom's wonder woman knickers!!!

:blip: fantasize away oh sweet lady.

You are responsible for my most recent oppsie moment anyway.

First time meeting a KB member that you have no real idea of what they look like, yeah female, yeah blonde. Offers to pick you up from the train and sends a text saying I am wearing a blue t-shirt so you will recognise me. Coolies :yes:

Hop off the train, see a blonde woman walking towards me complete with blue t-shirt, rush up and give her an almighty hug and HELLO! to sense something is not right :pinch: Look to beloved for help only to see him about pissing himself looking in the opposite direction. Blonde hugs me back and gets on the train obviously relieved to be away from strange train station hugger. I join beloved laughing. Not sure what the KB member thought when she came to collect us only to find the pair of us about in tears laughing about my "friendliness".

[Lilly2w]

None that my panicked brain could disern, it was a total fight or flight senario.

[MadDuck]

I HATE running out of bling :angry:

How the hell do you run out of bling?

[MsKABC]

Na, go on, grow some balls.

Well, no balls, but I have had 2 glasses of wine and that is enough for me :drinknsin <----Geez, that emoticon is quite funny, ain't it??

I was on a choir trip (yes, I used to sing, shuddup already) and we were preparing to go out and do a concert. All us girls in the girls bathroom, me in the toilet for a nervous one. I have an aversion to sitting on public toilet seats, so I...um..squat...instead. Well I completely missed the toilet and ended up standing in a puddle of pee. :doh: I had to wait until all the girls had left the bathroom until I could clean up and come out.

[The Stranger]

Back in my college days I'd occasionally start the day with a bit of a tugfest to keep any sudden urges down so as to avoid instances of public erection. Anyhow, I was going at it this one morning when I heard a rustling outside my window. Time slows down and I do my best to conceal what was occuring and make myself presentable. Unfortunately, being close to finishing already the sudden action of putting myself to rest against my abdomen and the pressure of the shorts puts me over the edge I gush forth all that I had.

So, now that I've made a mess of myself all up and down my chest and into my belly button (where the tip was residing, that got a good dosage) my mate taps on the window and after informing him that my brother had already left and so offers me a ride to school. I couldn't rightly refuse him or make up a lame excuse as he was in a rush to get going. This leads me to arriving at a school with a chest covered with my own sputtum... which leads me to ditching school and walking the fuck straight back home.

Gross.

The second most embarassing thing you have ever done is share that story with us.

[MsKABC]

How the hell do you run out of bling?

Well there are some things in life that I'm quite generous with, shall we say? :lol:

[Gwinch]

The second most embarassing thing you have ever done is share that storey with us.

Can't shame the shameless.

[XxKiTtiExX]

Embarassing thing I did....

When I was in hospital, they had shifted me into this really nice room with an extremely comfy bed. I'd had the bed propped up while I read a book, finally exahausted as anything I rolled over to pull the lever to let the bed back down again. In a bit of a state without realizing what I was stupidly doing rather than reaching down on the outter side of the metal bars to pull the lever, I had my hand on the inside, pulled lever, pushed bed back and ended up with my hand jammed (bracelet holding me in place, and almost 8 months pregnant mind you) and in a very awkward position might I add, where I was then left "unable" to release myself. Resulted in me ripping my pj bottoms during my stuggle with the bed, which later resulted in me accidently "flashing" someone and sending them blind after forgetting about said rip.

[peasea]

Well, no balls, but I have had 2 glasses of wine and that is enough for me :drinknsin <----Geez, that emoticon is quite funny, ain't it??

I was on a choir trip (yes, I used to sing, shuddup already) and we were preparing to go out and do a concert. All us girls in the girls bathroom, me in the toilet for a nervous one. I have an aversion to sitting on public toilet seats, so I...um..squat...instead. Well I completely missed the toilet and ended up standing in a puddle of pee. :doh: I had to wait until all the girls had left the bathroom until I could clean up and come out.

I do that all the time, is it not normal to have a blank spot in your life and find yourself standing in a pool of pee? Bugger!

[Sully60]

In a shop I used to work in there was a pair of customers that would regurlarly come in together. They seemed to be quite different in age, the male being what I thought to be close to my age and the female more like my mums age.
I'd seen them quite a few times and as I got more comfortable talking to the male customer I asked how long his mum had been riding.
To which he replied "Well actually XXXX and I are married":doh::o

Did you get Lassie to come home Maha?

[Maha]

Did you get Lassie to come home Maha?

More than once Sully..... more than once :whistle:

[peasea]

In a shop I used to work in there was a pair of customers that would regurlarly come in together. They seemed to be quite different in age, the male being what I thought to be close to my age and the female more like my mums age.
I'd seen them quite a few times and as I got more comfortable talking to the male customer I asked how long his mum had been riding.
To which he replied "Well actually XXXX and I are married":doh::o

Did you get Lassie to come home Maha?

Probably came everywhere.

[Hinny]

Urban Legend.
Woman on London visit is invited to flash party.
Goes to the loo after being there a while.
Finds a log has been left in the bowl and it won't flush away. Decides that rather than leave it in there and have next person think she was responsible for it decides to get rid of it by other means. Out the window!
Goes back downstairs to the party to find the room hushed with everyone looking variously at her and the glass ceiling.

[peasea]

It's probably not glass...there'll be a time-lapse and the joke is just around the corner....splat!

Who's the Prom Queen now???

[peasea]

Well there are some things in life that I'm quite generous with, shall we say? :lol:

Erm, can you give me some cash?

[Madmax]

I think one of my best ones was saying that furbes?
would make realy good middle managers because
no one can understand them and you would not
have to pay them as much,!
and that i thought most middle managers were of such weapon
grade stuipdity you could drop them on countrys and
destroy anything usefull!!!!

I got fired for that
the same guy applyed for a job as a software Y2K tester
were i worked next
He wanted to to no if a patch panel was Y2K compliant\\:wacko:

[Trudes]

:blip: fantasize away oh sweet lady.

You are responsible for my most recent oppsie moment anyway.

First time meeting a KB member that you have no real idea of what they look like, yeah female, yeah blonde. Offers to pick you up from the train and sends a text saying I am wearing a blue t-shirt so you will recognise me. Coolies :yes:

Hop off the train, see a blonde woman walking towards me complete with blue t-shirt, rush up and give her an almighty hug and HELLO! to sense something is not right :pinch: Look to beloved for help only to see him about pissing himself looking in the opposite direction. Blonde hugs me back and gets on the train obviously relieved to be away from strange train station hugger. I join beloved laughing. Not sure what the KB member thought when she came to collect us only to find the pair of us about in tears laughing about my "friendliness".
That was my stunt double, I planted her there on purpose!!;)