Themed parties - costume selection?

[FLYMO]

got invited to A "p" themed party today
wat the hell do i go as ........any ideas.......knowing most here have warped sense of humour the sugestions could be a laugh
and to the ones that know me it will keep :)

[MyGSXF]

prima donna in a pink party dress :Pokey:

[pete376403]

The one on the left is topical

[toebug]

Punk or Police women!

[Laava]

Don't go-as a piker!

[JimO]

pity it wasnt a D party, you could go with a plastic cock and a potatoe around your neck...you would be a dictator

[ManDownUnder]

poof
penis
poo-hole
Policeman
Pillock
Problem child
Penguin
Prince Phillip (call everyone wogs)

[R6_kid]

Popsicle (http://www.thewowfactory.co.nz/pics/popsicle%20band.jpg)

[Mikkel]

PIRATE!

Or just bring a pipe - of some description.

[MyGSXF]

Police women!

Yeah Andy.. this would look great on you... specially the fish nets.. :shifty:

[Tank]

Penis, priest, another penis

[AllanB]

Go you your local OP shop.

Purchase the following:

Tight pastel slacks
a bright coloured, wide collared shirt

Go to the $2 shop and purchase a big black stick-on Mo and a big gold chain and some mirror shades.

Put the above on - roll up a flannel or hand towel and insert it down ones crotch ensuring it hangs half-way to your knees and is very visible.


Instant costume - you are now a 1970's Porn Star. :laugh:

[MyGSXF]

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[kasper]

how about a P addict?


--kasper

[Trudes]

A pusy pimple.

[Mom]

A pusy pimple.

Oh I know how to make really authentic looking pusy pimples. Mix peanut butter with some broken cornflakes, colour with a bit of lippy and hey presto instant acne, apply in dots where ever you feel like :done:

[Rosie]

The Personification of Evil :devil2::laugh:

[disenfranchised]

How about a Pervert?

I don't know about you, but for me I can't see it needing much of a costume

[jim.cox]

or maybe a Penguin?

[MsKABC]

Pimp, and if you're taking a date, she is your prostitute.

Try googling it - there are some good lists out there.

[firefighter]

You MUST go as this guy......

http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/4320/orgazmo010bh.jpg

the side- kick (penis head)

[Murray]

Pretty easy, take along heaps of booze and go as a pisshead

[Maha]

got invited to A "p" themed party today
wat the hell do i go as ........any ideas.......knowing most here have warped sense of humour the sugestions could be a laugh
and to the ones that know me it will keep :)


A pusy pimple.

Heres how you make that happen with great effect...

Smear your face with red goopy stuff and just before you enter the party, fill your mouth with custard, making sure you cheeks are puffed out. When the first person asks ''what the hell are you''? thats when you smack your cheeks with both hands ejaculating the custard in thier direction, and tell them ''I am a pusy pimple''! :yes:

[MsKABC]

Pink Batts
Phantom of the Opera
Pirate
Principal
Physicist
Professor
Pink Lady (of Grease)
Pilot
Painter
Pocahontas
Pebbles (of the Flintstones)

[Trudes]

That would also work as a "primed penis" Maha!!:msn-wink:

[ManDownUnder]

That would also work as a "primed penis" Maha!!:msn-wink:

...or one in need of penicillin...

[MotoGirl]

Here are my two minutes worth of ideas:
Peter Pan
Postman Pat
Paris Hilton
Parking Warden (it would be fun to ticket people :devil2:)
Plumber
Pig
Pacific Islander
Pooh Bear
Phone
Pot plant
Pipe

[FLYMO]

havent stopped laughing yet
i can see theres plenty is choices ahead

[FLYMO]

Yeah Andy.. this would look great on you... specially the fish nets.. :shifty:

that one no good jen
i cant smile like that lol
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[FLYMO]

PIRATE!

Or just bring a pipe - of some description.

take me little glass bowl eh????
mrs aint got no icing sugar in the cupboard at the mo lol

[idb]

I once got a whole lot of old keys, painted them white on one side and black on the other, strung them all over myself and went as a piano.
Mind you, I spent much of the night explaining it.

[MsKABC]

I once got a whole lot of old keys, painted them white on one side and black on the other, strung them all over myself and went as a piano.
Mind you, I spent much of the night explaining it.

Yeah, costumes that you have to explain are kinda not really fun eh?

I wore a buzzy bee costume to a 'B' party once. It even had the full-on paddle/wing arrangement on the back - I had to turn sideways to go through doorways :laugh:

[FLYMO]

has to be something i can ride in lol
mrs will have the cage and ill be stuck with the bike
ps:: i dont want to really stick out like dogs balls at this party