Cowpoos vs Scracha - There can be only one fat old bastard

[scracha]

I'ld kick you arse around manfield in a leaky old wooden dingy with only one oar!!

Dear Mr Poos,

Thank you for your kind invitation to kick my arse in a leaky old wooden dingy. I regret to inform you that no matter how much it may rain at Manfield, there is no way in hell I'll be circulating that track on a wooden dingy (least of all a leaky one).

I've heard the bollocks that old retired geezers like you spout about how fast they were on their ancient Suzuki's. If you're as fast as your gob then indeed, you'll have no problem spanking (or kicking if that's your preference) my arse on a few laps around Manfield. Therefore I'll gratefully lend you my "Shite Old 400 (TM)" in order that you may "give me the learn" that you keep promising.

Regards

Mr Scracha


ps. Can we get "the Drew" in there again just to make it interesting?

[Mental Trousers]

The number of contenders for fat old bastard is much greater than you and poos.
PS poos crashes better

[scracha]

The number of contenders for fat old bastard is much greater than you and poos.
PS poos crashes better
But I'm the kitty litter surfing champion.

[roadracingoldfart]

Ohh shit !!! You mean ill have more work to do to your bloody bike after this little outing ? :msn-wink: :eek:

[koba]

So how is this all going to take place,

same bike and by laptime?
In a race with two kinda similar bikes?

or is poos just going to make excuses and not come out to play?

[kiwifruit]

Poos is fast

[jrandom]

My money's on poos.

[Quasievil]

My Money is on Scracha, poos has only ever raced three times, Mr Scracha has alot more race track experience, and anyway Mr poos will crash

[enigma51]

Poos is fast

but is he fast when it counts?

[jrandom]

poos has only ever raced three times

Jesus, that means he must be about as fast as me then eh.

He'll win for sure.

[sinfull]

So how is this all going to take place,

same bike and by laptime?
In a race with two kinda similar bikes?

or is poos just going to make excuses and not come out to play? Scorpio's at dawn !!!!

[cowpoos]

If you're as fast as your gob

Stevie,stevie,stevie.....there ain't no shit show in the world you would beat me around a race track on a motorcycle my friend!! find some proof that you would get close and I may consider it.




ps. Can we get "the Drew" in there again just to make it interesting?

http://www.mylaps.com/results/showrun.jsp?id=663954 <---shows drew well put in his place...and not just that ocasion...he's only ever beaten me at 'ANYTHING' once...and I'm tired of hiw bleating...how many serves does a guy need before he puts something in his pie hole!!

[cowpoos]

My Money is on Scracha, poos has only ever raced three times, Mr Scracha has alot more race track experience, and anyway Mr poos will crash


I have race much more than 3 times Mr and I have never crashed during a race...not many of my racing peers could ever say that!!!

[Quasievil]

I have race much more than 3 times Mr and I have never crashed during a race...not many of my racing peers could ever say that!!!

Oh yeah where and when???? besides what ya going to race ya got no bike bro

Anyway after multi trips trying to find some seals and gaskets Im now about to put your generator back together.
Hopefully it goes ok, never put a engine back together only pulled one apart once and that was yours yesterday:calm:

[Tony.OK]

I'd be happy to loan out my lap timer for timed runs......................must be a test day coming up at track at some stage:whistle:

[GIXser]

i gotta say .. mr poos is a fast fella.....

[Nicksta]

now this is funny......
both of yo uare fast in your own right.... so would be a tough choice... i think stevie may just have an edge with current track time on his side......

[vifferman]

Im now about to put your generator back together.
Hopefully it goes ok, never put a engine back together only pulled one apart once and that was yours yesterday:calm:
Make sure you hide any leftover parts.
You can sell 'em later on TardMe (if you can work out what they're for).

[scracha]

Stevie,stevie,stevie.....there ain't no shit show in the world you would beat me around a race track on a motorcycle my friend!! find some proof that you would get close and I may consider it.


Shouldn't that be the other way around poo's. I don't remember any stories of fantastic F1 times around Manfield nor top 3 finishes by yourself but I may be wrong?

[Quasievil]

Shouldn't that be the other way around poo's. I don't remember any stories of fantastic F1 times around Manfield nor top 3 finishes by yourself but I may be wrong?

nah youre right mate, once you take away Mr Poos's big talk there aint alot left behind...........In saying that I saw him ride once a few years ago going out of our driveway and that was well :laugh:.............boring.
I heard he beat Mr Stroud tho once to.

:jerry::jerry:

[jrandom]

cowpoos credits his many successes in the sport of motorcycle racing to meticulous preparation and pre-ride rituals.

<img src="http://i40.tinypic.com/8wmofc.jpg"/>

[cowpoos]

cowpoos credits his many successes in the sport of motorcycle racing to meticulous preparation and pre-ride rituals.

<img src="http://i40.tinypic.com/8wmofc.jpg"/>
Ahhhhhh...the night before I last rode a bike on a track!!

also the last time I will ever drink red wine....I blame kiwifruit!!

[Quasievil]

Ahhhhhh...the night before I last rode a bike on a track!!



BWAAAAAAAHHH its a digital photo mate so unlikely

[cowpoos]

BWAAAAAAAHHH its a digital photo mate so unlikely
what are you talking about?

[kiwifruit]

I think Bret is getting at how long ago it was taken, ie before digital photography was invented.... in anycase, tell us the story bout how you learned stroud poos! Dont be so shy

[cowpoos]

I think Bret is getting at how long ago it was taken, ie before digital photography was invented.... in anycase, tell us the story bout how you learned stroud poos! Dont be so shy
Oh okay...I thought for a minute there Skidmark had stolen his log in!! lol

On a dirtbike...its that simple ;)

[Quasievil]

On a dirtbike...its that simple ;)

Oh yeah ??? and what you doing on Sunday Mr Big race guy??:girlfight:

[scracha]

So when do we do battle ?

[Number One]

The number of contenders for fat old bastard is much greater than you and poos.
PS poos crashes better
:lol: AND Scracha you are a skinny bugger so I think poos has you beat on that score :shutup: :chase:

[SARGE]

I didnt read the thread but i have to vote for poos because not only is he a fat fuck ... He's also bloody useless...

He's almost ready to unlock the next special move...

[limbimtimwim]

My money is on ME as long as it is wet.

SO FUCK YA'ALL.

[scracha]

Bump. Looks like Cowpoos is scared of my awesomeness.