F*ck, F*ckin, F*ck, F*cccccccccck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ms Piggy]

:2guns: :ar15: :angry2:

You may have picked up that I AM F*CKED OFF!!!!!
(I'm at work so hence editting of angry word)

Why are you so annoyed dearest CSL? (You be brave enough to ask)

As you may or may not know I have (stupidly) lost my keys. :brick:

So this morning the dog had gone for a wander and I was about to leave for work, I wasn't that worried about the dog but strolled up the public path calling her and at the same time scanning for my keys (in vain). Where I park my bike it's not visible from my house, and before anyone starts wanking on about how I shouldn't park the bike where I can't see it - I can't ok and there is nothing I can do to change this so DON'T say anything!!

Anyway, my bike is chained up to a lamp post on a public walk way and some :ar15: :ar15: F*CK HEAD, that will be burning in hell for eternity, had pushed my bike over!!!! :angry2: B/c the steering lock is on (or maybe that wouldn't have a made a difference) it had landed against the concrete lamp post and there is now a BIG dent in the top of the tank and a whole lot of the new paint job is scraped off! Also the LH indicator lense is smashed! Whatever :ar15: moronic arsewipe :angry2: did this obviously hadn't realised it was chained up.

So now not only do I still have no keys (my fault) but now my great paint job that Blakamin has spent hours helping me with is F*CKED!!!!! And we hadn't completed it yet, now WTF is the point!!! :crybaby:

[Wolf]

Fucking Hell!

Sorry to hear that, mate. I know that when some arsehole pushed my bike over and cut the electrics I wanted to find him and feed him his own genitals, so I can guess how you must feel.

*Blessings*

[Joni]

Shit Cathy....
Damn!!!
Why do people do things like this... :angry2:

I know right now you really angry, I dont blame you, but you know Blakamin will help you sort this out! (sorry Mike that I am speaking on your behalf :o ) Try not to let it get you down - easier said I know!! - its done now, it can be fixed!

:sunny:

[SPORK]

Ok, lash out a couple of grand...


...For your own personal handgun! I assure you after carrying it around for a bit near your bike you wont get any more problems!



*Note, Cryhavoc does not condone violence of any sort and is not responsible for any jail time, prosecution or damn near anything as a result of this post

[crashe]

Oh for Fark's sake.... this is rediculas....
There are some real scumbags down in Wellington.....
Why the hell cant people just respect other peoples property.

Thats it you have to move up to Auckland now...
That sort of thing dont happen up here.....
And also when you park yopur bike outside work the bike wont blow over either.

Start packing and move north....

[FROSTY]

positives her- ya still have ya bike
its "only" the tank thats damaged do its less to paint
They mighta stolen it completely but they diddnt
Yea yea I know -not wot ya wanna see/hear but hey ya gotta see the brite side

[Ms Piggy]

Start packing and move north....

Ok sure, I'll come and live with you. Do you have a garage and a HUGE bank account?

[Ms Piggy]

Yea yea I know -not wot ya wanna see/hear but hey ya gotta see the brite side
You are right. I am just on boiling point. I had to come to work :( so I hadn't even had a chance to have a good cry!!!!

[crashe]

Ok sure, I'll come and live with you. Do you have a garage and a HUGE bank account?

Umm Yeah I have a garage, but nope not a huge bank account sorry.
:spudwave: :banana: :wari:

[wari]

OK Herre ya go ... a good :cry: ... I Hadd one today too .. and I feell bettrr ... :wari:

:sunny:

[jazbug5]

What an utter F*CKW*NK!!!!!!!

Wish it were possible (as discussed, I think, some months ago) to wire up bikes to administer hefty electric shocks to these dribbling morons. Who knows? Might actually do them some good..?
I suggest that you come round mine later and drink gin. God knows I'll probably need to- going to find out this morning whether my engine is rooted permanently. Anyway, may they rot in hell, whoever they are.
Do you think they might have been drunk and trying to sit on her because she looked so damned cooooool..?

And hopefully it's all very fix-able. (Fingers crossed)

[wari]

OH yeah ... I furrgott ta say ... hmmm ... whatwoz I gunna say ... :spudwhat:

ARhhhmmm ... I'm reall sorry to hear about thatits badd enoughf when itsan ack-ci-dent ... lettalone when istsa purr-pose-full e-vent .. thats just narsty ..

SOme people are narsty and some are just plane narsty narsty ... :spudwhat: ... why I dont know ...

[jrandom]

That's awful, Cathy.

I am reminded of the time I dinged my '63 Valiant after I'd *just* finished the final clearcoat on its white lacquer job. Corner too tight in an underground carpark, and *bang*.

At least that one was MY fault...

[wari]

That's awful, Cathy.

I am reminded of the time I dinged my '63 Valiant after I'd *just* finished the final clearcoat on its white lacquer job. Corner too tight in an underground carpark, and *bang*.

At least that one was MY fault...

YEah welll .. who putt that bluddy polle therre .. :spudwhat:

[Ms Piggy]

What an utter F*CKW*NK!!!!!!!

I suggest that you come round mine later and drink gin.
Sounds a great but isn't Gin the crying drink?


God knows I'll probably need to- going to find out this morning whether my engine is rooted permanently. Anyway, may they rot in hell, whoever they are.
Do you think they might have been drunk and trying to sit on her because she looked so damned cooooool..?

And hopefully it's all very fix-able. (Fingers crossed)

Oh Jaysus Mary & Jospeh! Let us know how ya get on luvvy. We mihgt have to become bikers bitches if we both end up bikeless!

I think you are right that some dumb arsed fool has tried to sit on Betty b/c I did hear some noises.

It doesn't help that I keep getting slightly emotional callers at work today... :confused2

[NC]

Ghayness...least it wasn't nickked...

[Sensei]

Sorry to hear about ya bike but it is just a bike . I know we all will kill if someone apart from us damages it but , they are still making paint & bondy filler So learn from what has happend . My need to look at alternative place to park your beast & a Pitbull to chain up with bike LOL :yeah:
SENSEI

[Paul in NZ]

Sorry Cathy. Thats a shite thing to happen to you but the reality is the world is full of these fucking people. Personally I hate this mindless destruction of property worse than almost anything else (except crimes against defenseless people like kids and old people etc)

What makes this even more worse is that (no offence here btw) your bike is a noble but humble steed. Kind of obviously NOT owned by a Lotto Millionaire but a vehicle someone starting out in life needs to do a job of work.

The cunt that did this should be tracked down and made to carry you on their fucking back to and from where ever you need to go until they have fixed it. I just cannot believe anyone can be so bored they need to do this shit. I'll find them a damn job in their spare time... There are hundreds of volunteer groups need shit doing.

OK....

Cathy I'm flat out now and next weeks a bastard but lets ring the wreckers and find you another tank assuming we can't fix this one and I'll help Mike prep it for painting.

In the mean while paint "ouch" in the dent with a little note on the parentage of the prick that did it.

Paul N

[Ms Piggy]

Sorry to hear about ya bike but it is just a bike .
Actually it's NOT "just a bike", it's my only means of transportation, it's my preferred means of transportation, it has brought me many hours of enjoyment and pleasure, being without my bike means I won't be able to go a lot of places I otherwise could, economically, emotionally and (for me anyway) spiritually/psychologically there will be (has been) a HUGE gap while I sort it out, it is my first bike,......I could go on.

So pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaase DON'T tell me it's "just a bike".

[Ms Piggy]

OK....

Cathy I'm flat out now and next weeks a bastard but lets ring the wreckers and find you another tank assuming we can't fix this one and I'll help Mike prep it for painting.

In the mean while paint "ouch" in the dent with a little note on the parentage of the prick that did it.

Paul N
*sniff* Thanks*stiffled sob*

[Sensei]

Sorry CSL
But after you have owned 53 bikes to me they are just bikes . Not ment to put you or your bike down in any way . My ride to is special to thats way I brought it .
SENSEI

[Joni]

*sniff* Thanks*stiffled sob*

Dont cry.... :bye:

Thank goodness there are some great people out there too, Paul that was really nice of ya! - See Cath... there is still hope for people out there!

:2thumbsup

[Ms Piggy]

Sorry CSL
But after you have owned 53 bikes to me they are just bikes . Not ment to put you or your bike down in any way . My ride to is special to thats way I brought it .
SENSEI
I'll forgive you mate, but I'm a hard up student with negative funds and to be without my ride really f*cks things up for me.

[dangerous]

Why do people do things like this... :angry2:

Try not to let it get you down - easier said I know!! - its done now, it can be fixed!

:sunny:
Because kids are not tourt respect these days...... pc shit and all that crap :spudwhat:

Very good words from Joni, couldent agree more :sunny:



Start packing and move north....
Nooooooooo your going the wrong way :spudwave:

[crashe]

Nooooooooo your going the wrong way :spudwave:


Yeah but do have a garage to put her bike in.....
Ya probably got the huge bank account too....lol
So then she may end up down your way....

:spudwave: :banana: :banana: :banana: :confused:

[Ms Piggy]

Yeah but do have a garage to put her bike in.....
Ya probably got the huge bank account too....lol
So then she may end up down your way....

:spudwave: :banana: :banana: :banana: :confused:
Hmmmmmmmm...he does actually ;)

[Nutter34]

Sorry to hear about the bike.
I suspect you have stronger feelings now that it toured the islands successfully too.

Youngsters these day definately don't have respect for other peoples things.

It would be so cool to find said possible boy/girl racers crappy modified ride and bash the crap out of it. See how pleb feels then!

Hope it all turns out okay in the end.

[MSTRS]

That's a total bummer. So sorry to hear of your troubles. Just remember the rule of karma tho. Might help you when you imagine the fate that awaits the little barstool wot done that

[Ms Piggy]

Just remember the rule of karma tho.
Thats exactly the words I was muttering when I first discovered my beaten Betty.

[avgas]

fuck dealing with low life scum like that, bunch of jerkoffs.
hopefully they loose a finger 2day - was there any blood near the bike?????

[TonyB]

Fuck thats a low thing to do. You must be spitting tacks! I had a bike pushed aver by a group of drunken fuckwits once. What made it worse is that I had only just had it painted etc after a minor off, so I know just how you feel. I suspect nothing is going to calm you down or allow you to see the bright side of this, but at least you have some good people to lend you a hand putting it right.

[hobdar]

I vote for the next thursday ride we don our stetsons and get a vigilante group riding around town to track down those no-good mo-fo's

and then teach them how to ride towed behind CSL's bike with a rope around there ankles...teach them to stuff with someone elses property......


Respect our authoratae.......

(bummer bout your bike, hope you get it going soon)

[StoneChucker]

Cathy, sorry to hear this love, you seem to be having a bad run of "luck" with that bike :( As you can see, before you get a new bike, you need to move somewhere that has a garage, and keep it in there at all times. I don't understand the way some people's mind works. What possible reason do they have to cause damage to other people's property? Is it because they can't have it, so no one else can? Alot of the way people act, is due to how they are brought up. Keeping this in mind, you can understand why lots of the population think thats ok, and funny. They are nothing but low-life, degenerate, uncivilised scum who will amount to adults of the same value. Utterly worthless to society, they make no difference to anything, and noone will miss them when they do us a favour and die.

Listen Cathy, I know it's upsetting (believe me, I'd be spitting bits of my ribs out!!!), but try put on a brave face. Give me a call if you want to hang out, or do a stake-out on the bike, beating the living bejeezus out of anyone who touches the thing.

Your bike will get sorted in time, I promise. All you need is a new key (or new ignition) and some polyfilla and paint, or a new tank and paint. Both could be dirt cheap at a wreckers, and done properly will look good as new. And, you get to do more hands on work on the bike, which is the best way to learn about your machine.

Dave.

[Paul in NZ]

Your bike will get sorted in time, I promise. All you need is a new key (or new ignition) and some polyfilla and paint, or a new tank and paint. Both could be dirt cheap at a wreckers, and done properly will look good as new. And, you get to do more hands on work on the bike, which is the best way to learn about your machine.

Dave.

Yeah and getting your hands on the scum that do this sort of shit is a good way to learn about human anatomy too... From the inside out....

Paul N

[Ms Piggy]

Ok feeling a bit calmer today. When I got home from work yesterday I eventually went and had another look at the bike - it wasn't as bad as I thought but it still looks horrible and the new paint job is rooted. It may be worth while for me to just get a new tank actually b/c while I was on my road trip the current tank had developed a rust spot anyway. So once I have some folding stuff I'll look into it. :(

Anyway this is also a not say:


THANK YOU
to all you fabulous KBers who have PMd me with sympathies and posted on here. It never ceases to amaze me how genuinely giving and helpful people I have met on KBs are. :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug:

At this rate I think I'm gonna have to throw a big party to thank you all!

[Joni]

I agree Cath, some amazing people around here!!!! Im glad you feel a little more settled too... :niceone:

We must catch up when Im down in Welli in a few weeks.

:apint:

[toads]

sorry to hear about this latest catastrophy Cathy, how are you managing to get to and from work and uni?, hopefully it can be easily and cheapy unlocked so's you at least have transport, and count your blessings that at least you can get hold of another tank for your bike, I am gonna have heaps of trouble finding another one for mine, it's so bloody rare!

[marty]

so did you find your keys?

[Ms Piggy]

so did you find your keys?
No :( So I have to catch the bus or walk...I'll be walking everywhere this week.

[Storm]

Sorry to hear about you various troubles mate. Glad to see the offers of help are lining up at the door. Chin up and all that. I'll be thinking of you ( I'll also be thinking nasty thoughts of the pricks what shat on ya life , if that makes it any better) :done:

[outlawtorn]

Sorry to hear about the bike CSL, I sincerely hope you get your chance one day to run the fucker over who did it.

[ManDownUnder]

CSL - that sucks. Nothing more to say really.

Hope today turns out a hell of a lot better (and the turd that had a go at your bike manages to catch something rare, tropical, sore, itchy and long lasting).

We all have our bad days, and yours sounded like a really bad one.

good luck with this one
MDU

[NordieBoy]

and then teach them how to ride towed behind CSL's bike with a rope around there ankles...teach them to stuff with someone elses property......

They'd better be able to sit on a skateboard or they're not going to move.

Hmmm... If they had no legs it may be easier... :ar15:

PS. Get well soon Betty.

[sels1]

Sorry to hear the news Cathy - hope it gets sorted soon

[Skunk]

Sorry to hear about this Cathy! If you ever move out our way we have a garage (bikes only!) for ya.

Shit, I hate finding threads like this on Monday mornings! :confused:
No, that's not true. I just hate the morons that do that sort of mindless shit.

Two neighbours caught some dicks throwing rocks at a street light on the weekend. For fucks sake! Why?! :brick:

[F5 Dave]

I’ve got those sidecovers waiting for you, LHS wasn’t it? Even in black, or a RHS in Red. I’ll see if I can score a tank as well.