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jaymzw
19th February 2009, 18:05
Okay,

I know this is COMPLETELY off topic.

But does anyone have any cricket whites (actually just pants) that i can borrow/have/buy for cheap as.

I need some for saturday.

Im a fat 16yo so most adult sizes good.

And yes i know cricket is a boring game etc etc but i play social and even social has rules, i was going to wear stubbies hahahaha Tui.

Thanks for the help/abuse/stereotyping/homosexual jokes i might get in advance
98tls
19th February 2009, 18:09
Whip down to the local council flats and swipe a set of Bowlers whites of the line,wash em Saturday night and have them back early Sunday morning before he heads down the club.:msn-wink:
jaymzw
19th February 2009, 18:22
Whip down to the local council flats and swipe a set of Bowlers whites of the line,wash em Saturday night and have them back early Sunday morning before he heads down the club.:msn-wink:

We'll leave this one as a last resort.

I could just suck it up and go buy some but my local rebel sport is soldout!

I thought stubbies were the way to go its not golf ffs lmao
98tls
19th February 2009, 18:26
We'll leave this one as a last resort.

I could just suck it up and go buy some but my local rebel sport is soldout!

I thought stubbies were the way to go its not golf ffs lmao Fair call,right then my plan B is grab a pair of moms trackies chuck em in the washing machine thingy with a couple of bottles of Janola leave for 24 hours and :woohoo:cooking with gas.If your fat then chances are mom is to so fitment should be fine.
jaymzw
19th February 2009, 18:41
Fair call,right then my plan B is grab a pair of moms trackies chuck em in the washing machine thingy with a couple of bottles of Janola leave for 24 hours and :woohoo:cooking with gas.If your fat then chances are mom is to so fitment should be fine.

Lol nah not fat! Just 6ft 2 and 100kg's

Could go in the nud and when asked reply "im in my whites umpire"

Might be fun
98tls
19th February 2009, 18:44
Lol nah not fat! Just 6ft 2 and 100kg's

Could go in the nud and when asked reply "im in my whites umpire"

Might be fun Be funnier if you were a Maori.:crazy:
jaymzw
19th February 2009, 18:54
Be funnier if you were a Maori.:crazy:

Nah but then i wouldnt be laughing cus id be Maori
Oakie
19th February 2009, 19:35
Well you could have had mine because I'm not playing this year but I think I'll play again next year so ... I'll hold on to 'em sorry.
Tank
19th February 2009, 19:42
A million each to the winners of the 20-20 game chaps.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00489/Allen-Stanford-2_489782a.jpg

Tui anyone.