jrandom vs kiwifruit in a race

[kiwifruit]

20.02km, sealed roads, mostly flat, one "moderate" hill.

jrandom, "3 months" riding experience

kiwifruit, 1 week riding experience

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[Virago]

Nice pussy...

[stify]

gota be the skinny white guy

[jrandom]

In a bicycle race, I always back the guy with white bar tape.

[DEATH_INC.]

The Cat will win. It's in front already.

[fatzx10r]

whats up with the cat? its always poping up in your pics, lol

[wbks]

The tall guy looks like more of a cyclist and less of a pub brawler so I'll go with that one...

[stify]

and there are far too many fitness "props" in that pic as well

[Owl]

My money is on Forrest Gump!:msn-wink:

[Usarka]

I'm not sure I want to know who comes first......

[Grizzo]

Yep, money on the slim fulla:yes:

[speights_bud]

i'll throw my bling on dannyboy, extra points for backflips!

[Trudes]

Awww I vote for the cat (Super is it?) to win!!!

[Quasievil]

Who is the skinny white dude ???

[McJim]

Dan FTW. On the flat the skinny guys get buttfucked. Hills are where the skinny dudes win - besides I know for a fact that Dan understands cadence and his gears......Kiwifruit will push a big gear to keep up and will blow up.

I think.....

Mind you 20km is only a sprint after all.

[martybabe]

Sorry J. Given that you appear to be the same height at the shoulder, then I postulate that KF has a longer and therefore more streamlined head.

On this occasion aerodynamics wins!

Then again if KF is a forty cigars a day man that shoves in a million calories a day but stays thin as (it's kinda hard to tell from a photo) my moneys on the beefcake on the left.:lol:

[jrandom]

kiwifruit has refused to race because his trousers are wet.

I win by default.

Edit: Oh. Apparently we're racing tomorrow.

[Clivoris]

Fuck that shit. Shift the venue to Gladstone on the 15th March as lunchtime entertainment for the Cliffhanger, but....make it downhill. Lets remove the influence of fitness and ramp up the importance of essence of mentalist. That makes it a much closer spectacle in my opinion.

[Katman]

I can supply the ambulance.

[Clivoris]

I can supply the ambulance.

I was thinking that a firehose might be more useful.:devil2:

[The Pastor]

Which one is which comon!

[yungatart]

My money's on JRandom.
I really hope he wins..cos he's such a poor loser, and I can't bear to hear his sob stories foir the next 6 weeks :Pokey:

[BarBender]

:clap:Good one guys.

Bring on the pain.... (about 40 mins of it id imagine...)

[hospitalfood]

KF
JR
comedy option

you guys are the comedy option, team up with the mormon few.

[cowpoos]

20.02km, sealed roads, mostly flat, one "moderate" hill.

jrandom, "3 months" riding experience

kiwifruit, 1 week riding experience


I think sport will be the winner on the day!!

Its a race that one or more person has the chance to win!

They both have similar styles of riding....could be a hard pick either way!!

[cowpoos]

kiwifruit has refused to race because his trousers are wet.

I win by default.

Edit: Oh. Apparently we're racing tomorrow.
I would like to know...why dans seat is higher than kiwifruits...and yet the fruitman is taller!!

Hmmm....

Not sure on the outcome to behonest...but if it comes to a sprint I reckon random will lose out being not as spartially efficent...unless...theres a pie shop in line of site of the finnish line...then fruitmans gunna get nailed!

[EJK]

Crazy Steve will win

[piston broke]

Fuck that shit. Shift the venue to Gladstone on the 15th March as lunchtime entertainment for the Cliffhanger, but....make it downhill. Lets remove the influence of fitness and ramp up the importance of essence of mentalist. That makes it a much closer spectacle in my opinion.

now ya talkin

[Sue VFR]

Kiwifruit :first:
Jrandom :second:

[Katman]

why dans seat is higher than kiwifruits

Maybe because it has a deeper groove to fit into?

:whistle:

[cowpoos]

Kiwifruit :first:
Jrandom :second:



ain't you just a loverly mom :niceone:

[Mom]

ain't you just a loverly mom :niceone:

Thank you :love:

[cowpoos]

Thank you :love:
yeah....your the sweetest hun :o

[kiwifruit]

Maybe because it has a deeper groove to fit into?

:whistle:

I think the course goes past your house ... are you around tomorrow morning, 10ish? Any chance of a photo or two? :sweatdrop

(will pm route)

[Mom]

yeah....your the sweetest hun :o

Hug you Sunday :blip:

[yungatart]

yeah....your the sweetest hun :o

I thought I was the only one!
Two timer!

Gone off you now....

[puddy]

gota be the skinny white guy
What do you mean? They both look like skinny white guys to me!

[puddy]

The tall guy looks like more of a cyclist and less of a pub brawler so I'll go with that one...

What tall guy?:bleh:

[cowpoos]

I thought I was the only one!
Two timer!

Gone off you now....
doll..don't you remember?? your an Angel !! inside and out ;)

although MSTRS reckons your the devil in the bedxroom!!!

[325rocket]

The tall guy looks like more of a cyclist and less of a pub brawler so I'll go with that one...

i agree with this guy


I'm not sure I want to know who comes first......

and this guy

[wbks]

What tall guy?:bleh:Tall(er)?

Theres too much pushbike shenanigans going on lately... You guys need to set out on scooters in a race to coro and back. I predict 61+ kph runs through thames...

[Okey Dokey]

Fun fun fun fun fun- comedy option wins easily!:clap:

[Pussy]

I would like to know...why dans seat is higher than kiwifruits...and yet the fruitman is taller!!



There's a seat on randoms bike?

[Trudes]

There's a seat on randoms bike?

It goes where his head normally lives. OK, that's enough drinkin' for me, startin to get mean.:nono:

[cowpoos]

It goes where his head normally lives. OK, that's enough drinkin' for me, startin to get mean.:nono:
don't stop!!! please :)

[Trudes]

don't stop!!! please :)

What the drinkin, the being mean or the taking the piss out of random's arse to head ratio?

[stify]

or the taking the piss out of random's arse to head ratio?

thats a negitive height to weight ratio...

[cowpoos]

What the drinkin, the being mean or the taking the piss out of random's arse to head ratio?
all over the above!! girls are funni when they take the piss!!! and drink it!! :)

[Trudes]

all over the above!! girls are funni when they take the piss!!! and drink it!! :)

Normally I get told I'm filthy and should shut up and go to bed though!:apint::drool::devil2:

[cowpoos]

Normally I get told I'm filthy and should shut up and go to bed though!:apint::drool::devil2:
if your filthy and you get sent to bed.....does he follow? that is the question on everyones mind tonight trudes??

[McJim]

There's a seat on randoms bike?

It was the only way we could stop him moaning with pleasure :rofl:

[Trudes]

if your filthy and you get sent to bed.....does he follow? that is the question on everyones mind tonight trudes??

I not telling :bleh:



(normally he's already there!!):lol:

[Spyke]

jrandom more muscle mass lol. show em how to beat da skinny fullas

[Mully]

I vote for the giant cat FTW

[McJim]

I just looked a bit closer. They both seem to have that Japanese Shitmano componentry so it's sure to be a dead heat where they both finish last.

Campagnolo FTW

[jrandom]

I just looked a bit closer. They both seem to have that Japanese Shitmano componentry so it's sure to be a dead heat where they both finish last.

Y'know, you'd get on well with madbikeboy, swapping mutual agreement on cycling topics as your mounts sunned themselves in the native Campagnolo territory of flatlands and cafes.

:done:

Anyhow, win or lose, I'm sure we'll be a whole lot slower than all the gentlemen in California riding 26km flat out (http://www.cyclingnews.com/road/2009/feb09/california09/?id=/features/2009/solvang_tt_feb09) later today.

Go Lance!

:dodge:

[MisterD]

Y'know, you'd get on well with madbikeboy, swapping mutual agreement on cycling topics as your mounts sunned themselves in the native Campagnolo territory of flatlands and cafes.


My Campy-equipped Colnago and I haven't forgotten the gauntlet you threw down for K2 Dan...



Go Lance!



Go Argyle (http://www.slipstreamsports.com/argyleclub/)!

[kiwifruit]

I won :first:

[jrandom]

I won :first:

A solid victory, cemented 4km into the race when I pulled out.

:done:

I do have a copy of Dover's book of excuses handy, but unfortunately it seems to lack a bicycle section.

[cowpoos]

A solid victory, cemented 4km into the race when I pulled out.

:done:

I do have a copy of Dover's book of excuses handy, but unfortunately it seems to lack a bicycle section.

Let me guess....You guys left the line setting a solid pace...after a few KM you noticed an un-nerving feeling coming from your crotch???

Then you realised!!............my sexy lycra bike shorts are probally one size too small...and far to tight!! they were choking your extremities...you needed help!!

You pulled over...and tryed to remove them to no availe!!! quick call to 111 and the next thing you woke up in a hospital bed hearing the nurses chuckle about the exploritry surgery the doctor had to do on your arse to retrive every last bit of lycra ???

Am I right??? I am arn't I?? :woohoo:

[portokiwi]

:whistle: So how did the cat go???????:whistle:

[jrandom]

:whistle: So how did the cat go???????:whistle:

Weasil, generally speaking, disapproves.

[portokiwi]

:shifty: such a cute looking thing tooooooo.:shifty:

[kiwifruit]

Am I right??? I am arn't I?? :woohoo:

pretty much bro! :yes:

[Trudes]

Good on ya Fruity:wari: knew you could do it on that hot looking new bike of yours!;)

[carver]

KF
JR
comedy option

you guys are the comedy option, team up with the mormon few.

were up to work with anyone!

most bins wins!

[EatOrBeEaten]

kiwifruit won the bike race, but jrandom and I are beating him soundly at the G&T endurance invitational.

[carver]

kiwifruit won the bike race, but jrandom and I are beating him soundly at the G&T endurance invitational.

women belong in the kitchen!

[Mikkel]

I pulled out.

There are better ways - maybe have a chat to your doctor. :yes:

[XxKiTtiExX]

oh ellen...

[EatOrBeEaten]

Oh yeah, and kiwifruit's bike is AWESOME. He let me have a go on it, I may now have to steal it...