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98tls
21st February 2009, 18:15
Have a wee wager going with a mate re beards which has me a couple of weeks into not shaving after shaving every day for years,the itchiness of it is starting to drive me mad and i almost got up at about 2 this morning and got rid of,does this stop when it gets longer or have i this to look forward to until he gives in and shaves his off?.:angry2:;)

twotyred
21st February 2009, 18:17
yes it does ease off once it gets established but never fully goes

slofox
21st February 2009, 18:19
If you use the flea powder regularly you shouldn't have too many problems....

sinfull
21st February 2009, 18:23
Steaming hot flannel it mate !! Then after a couple of steams scrub the hell out of it !
Wont help but you'll look great trying !!!

3umph
21st February 2009, 18:23
yeah it goes away...

98tls
21st February 2009, 18:25
yes it does ease off once it gets established but never fully goes Bugger,i have a plan B,theres been some Farmers vouchers lurking in a drawer for a couple of years,he has a rather strong willed mrs who hates his face hair and was thinking i could give her the vouchers in return for putting enough pressure on him to shave it off,Farmers vouchers = $50 bet is for $100,not to mention the Vouchers expired.:rolleyes:

MIXONE
21st February 2009, 18:29
I grow a beard every winter to keep my face warm on the bike and yes that first couple of weeks is the worst.After that it's sweet.Once established just wash it every time you wash your hair and it will be nice and soft!:rolleyes:

munster
21st February 2009, 18:30
Like this?

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k204/munster4x4/Aaron-Porntache.jpg

Only shaved out out in the middle for a party, I assure you!

mattian
21st February 2009, 18:32
Geesus mate..... you look just like that David Grey !

YellowDog
21st February 2009, 18:34
Have a wee wager going with a mate re beards which has me a couple of weeks into not shaving after shaving every day for years,the itchiness of it is starting to drive me mad and i almost got up at about 2 this morning and got rid of,does this stop when it gets longer or have i this to look forward to until he gives in and shaves his off?.:angry2:;)
Takes mine about six weeks before it goes soft and silky. The ladies generally hate the look of them however love the feel of ungroomed beard in the bedroom. This could be only the ladies I have dated!

Big Dave
21st February 2009, 18:37
H.T.F.U.

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98tls
21st February 2009, 18:38
Takes mine about six weeks before it goes soft and silky. The ladies generally hate the look of them however love the feel of ungroomed beard in the bedroom. This could be only the ladies I have dated did! Hopefully mine will be the same then,cheers.As for what the ladys think,who cares eh.:rolleyes:Saggy tits and fat arses are not really my thing but hey the joys of getting older.

98tls
21st February 2009, 18:42
H.T.F.U.

<tenchars> </tenchars> Oi,its depressing.;)

McJim
21st February 2009, 18:43
Is yer ball hair itchy? Naw. So you'll get used to it. Just need a bit of that Percy Verance chappie.

munster
21st February 2009, 18:45
The ladies generally hate the look of them however love the feel of ungroomed beard in the bedroom. This could be only the ladies I have dated did!
My wife calls it the 'thigh tickler' :lol::woohoo:

98tls
21st February 2009, 18:47
Is yer ball hair itchy? Naw. So you'll get used to it. Just need a bit of that Percy Verance chappie. Cheers Jimmy,was on the phone to me ole mum the other day and told her about the no shaving she said "yuck you will look like jesus" my reply "yea mum your little angel grew up" her reply "you have bugger all on your head why do you want it all over your face":clap::Pokey:Always gets the last laugh.:Pokey:

Skyryder
21st February 2009, 18:50
One of the joys of growing a beard is shaving it off. ;)

Skyryder

Dave Lobster
21st February 2009, 19:06
One of the joys of growing a beard is shaving it off. ;)



Not only that, but when you shave it off, it makes you look five years younger. :)

98tls
21st February 2009, 19:10
One of the joys of growing a beard is shaving it off. ;)

Skyryder How long did it take to grow yours mate?:Oops:that is you in your avatar:pinch:isnt it?J/k.

riffer
21st February 2009, 19:31
Yeah, I got a bit of a beard.

This is me about 6 hours ago.

Headbanger
21st February 2009, 19:33
I shave my beard right back every couple of weeks with a set of clippers and a #1 comb, Only ever got irritating when I first grew it.

98tls
21st February 2009, 19:33
Yeah, I got a bit of a beard.

This is me about 6 hours ago. How olds that one Riff?Read somewhere it took Billy Gibbons 16 months to grow his,hopefully my mate gives in before then.:crazy:

AllanB
21st February 2009, 19:37
Ha I hear you. I've never gone past that two week stage - it drives me nuts so I shave. Given up bothering now as there is too much grey appearing in the bead.

Pussy
21st February 2009, 19:39
Expect it to stop itching any day now, Mike.
Mine isn't a fashion statement... I just can't be arsed shaving.
I run a #2 through it every few weeks to keep it looking tidy

98tls
21st February 2009, 19:42
Expect it to stop itching any day now, Mike.
Mine isn't a fashion statement... I just can't be arsed shaving.
I run a #2 through it every few weeks to keep it looking tidy Cheers mate,hope so.i hate it but i hate parting with a hundy more.:pinch:

laRIKin
21st February 2009, 19:42
Use hair conditioner and it will soften the hair and help.
Leave it in as long as you can or do not wash it all out completely.

Headbanger
21st February 2009, 19:51
I rub crushed concrete into my beard, It feeds on it.

Hard as fuck in these parts.

conditioner is for girls beards.

smoky
21st February 2009, 20:00
I have, and always will, sport a beard, it’s meant to be there, it grows for a reason.
I do have it cropped rather short at the moment because my current employment requires a certain amount of conformity

Yes itching goes away – I have no itching at all, even when it short.

Advantages;
There are a few women around who like beards (trust me)
The hair on your face traps air around your nose a bit longer than normal, you soon develop a keener sense of smell, actually that can be a disadvantage as well.
There is a tickle factor with oral that increases pleasure (I am not going to elaborate more, use your imagination)
Warmer in winter
No zits
Only need to tidy it up once or twice a week instead of shaving every day, and it’s quicker to do

98tls
21st February 2009, 20:00
I rub crushed concrete into my beard, It feeds on it.

Hard as fuck in these parts.

conditioner is for girls beards. PPfftt......down here we comb the crabs outta hookers minge insert them in our beards to make them itch more.

SARGE
21st February 2009, 20:03
i have worn a goatee for most of my adult life and i have rarely been known to shave more than twice a week since i have been a civilian.. yea,... it itches a bit for the first few years then you either get used to it or it stops

98tls
21st February 2009, 20:07
i have worn a goatee for most of my adult life and i have rarely been known to shave more than twice a week since i have been a civilian.. yea,... it itches a bit for the first few years then you either get used to it or it stops :argh:err cheers mate,hopefully plan B works.

Dave Lobster
21st February 2009, 20:08
PPfftt......down here we comb the crabs outta hookers minge insert them in our beards to make them itch more.

PPfftt.. a real man would use a hooker's minge AS his beard.

Virago
21st February 2009, 20:08
I've had a beard for the last seven years, grew it after my father died (he had a beard most of his adult life, so it was kind of a memorial). Started off with a few grey whiskers, now approaching 50/50, damn it...

I had two distinct itchy phases. A "prickly" itch at about one week, then a "tickly" itch at 2-3 weeks (the stage when the whiskers really start brushing against each other when your face moves). It doesn't take long for your nervous system to adjust, and you won't notice it any more.

I trim mine back every week or so, back to the two week length (nice and short). For some reason the grey whiskers grow much faster than the normal ones...? :confused:

Resist the urge to subconsciously "toy" with it all the time (like Ewan McGregor did in Long Way Round).

98tls
21st February 2009, 20:10
PPfftt.. a real man would use a hooker's minge AS his beard. Tried that and got sick of having a sloopy head.:sick:

SARGE
21st February 2009, 20:11
:argh:err cheers mate,hopefully plan B works.

i recently stumbled on this from Craigslist




thought it might be worth a giggle.. and since we are on the subject of shaving...






Don't Shave


I have recently made one of the biggest mistakes in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

No, I was not constipated. This was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny balls of shit were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my ass-cheeks. It led to much frustration, with me knowing that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butt hair dwelling place. Eventually I would have to do one of two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its 'Can't-Be-Flushed' threshold.

As I was contemplating this problem, I had what seemed at the time to be a brilliant idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair all together, and then my crap will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements, things like "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK, or "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled; satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know?

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two ass-cheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. And I mean it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4-block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair, ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my ass-cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum-sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing back in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a Brillo pad. Well, that's what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

All I can say is friends don't shave your ass hair!


The end…

98tls
21st February 2009, 20:13
LOL nice find Sarge.:yes:

smoky
21st February 2009, 20:18
Only a couple of generations before us every one had a beard, it was unheard of for a man to be clean-shaven.
In the Middle East young boys serve as homosexual playthings for rich Arabs, and lived in luxury (go to the Middle East and you’ll still see them in their Ferrari's and wearing their Rolex’s). As they got older they lost their status and were cast off, so to look and feel youthful for their poo-punching pimps, they shaved their body hair.
They also had money and fashion – they lived the high life, travelling to places like Paris and Verona. Their clean look appealed to the effeminate poofy socialites in Europe (mainly gay). So it became the fashion with predominately gay French and Italians. It sort of grew from there.

How sad

98tls
21st February 2009, 20:22
Only a couple of generations before us every one had a beard, it was unheard of for a man to be clean-shaven.
In the Middle East young boys serve as homosexual playthings for rich Arabs, and lived in luxury (go to the Middle East and you’ll still see them in their Ferrari's and wearing their Rolex’s). As they got older they lost their status and were cast off, so to look and feel youthful for their poo-punching pimps, they shaved their body hair.
They also had money and fashion – they lived the high life, travelling to places like Paris and Verona. Their clean look appealed to the effeminate poofy socialites in Europe (mainly gay). So it became the fashion with predominately gay French and Italians. It sort of grew from there.

How sad There ya go then,explains my hairy arse.

Skyryder
21st February 2009, 20:28
How long did it take to grow yours mate?:Oops:that is you in your avatar:pinch:isnt it?J/k.

Yes freshy shaved and had a haircut. Ya should have seen me before I left the cave and became civilised. :calm:


Skyryder

Skyryder
21st February 2009, 20:42
Only a couple of generations before us every one had a beard, it was unheard of for a man to be clean-shaven.
In the Middle East young boys serve as homosexual playthings for rich Arabs, and lived in luxury (go to the Middle East and you’ll still see them in their Ferrari's and wearing their Rolex’s). As they got older they lost their status and were cast off, so to look and feel youthful for their poo-punching pimps, they shaved their body hair.
They also had money and fashion – they lived the high life, travelling to places like Paris and Verona. Their clean look appealed to the effeminate poofy socialites in Europe (mainly gay). So it became the fashion with predominately gay French and Italians. It sort of grew from there.

How sad

Sorta interesting but facial hair as far as western civilsation goes is relitively a recent fashion trend. And I am talking civilsation here not in the dark ages. Although monks were usually clean shaven in these times.

Beards were considerd barbaric. This too some extent is due to the Greeks enemy of the Persians who were bearded. The Greeks in the main were clean shaven and so were the Romans in general. It is thought that this came about due to hygene in an much as their solders did not have washing and hygene facilities out in the field and as such this filtered down to the the general population and fashion styles of the day. Lice was a problem and being clean shaven reduced this problem in the field.

The first world war changed the acceptable bearded look of Victoran England to one where the shaven face was the norm. The safety razor was mass produced doing away with the bothersome razor strop and lead and the cutthroat razor.


Skyryder

martybabe
21st February 2009, 20:51
Beards are great, ya get to scare the children at Christmas. :yes:

munster
21st February 2009, 21:04
Beards are great, ya get to scare the children at Christmas. :yes:

Love it. So this what Santa does when he's on holiday? :whistle:

TLDV8
21st February 2009, 21:36
Have a wee wager going with a mate re beards which has me a couple of weeks into not shaving after shaving every day for years,the itchiness of it is starting to drive me mad and i almost got up at about 2 this morning and got rid of,does this stop when it gets longer or have i this to look forward to until he gives in and shaves his off?.:angry2:;)

Mike,it will get better,i have had a beard for ages,come to think of it, most of the ladies i have dated had facial hair also. :laugh:

<img src=http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c345/manurewa/sunbeam.jpg>

98tls
21st February 2009, 21:46
Mike,it will get better,i have had a beard for ages,come to think of it, most of the ladies i have dated had facial hair also. :laugh:

<img src=http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c345/manurewa/sunbeam.jpg> Cheers mate,love that pic to bits,nicely placed advertising.

Dave Lobster
21st February 2009, 21:49
come to think of it, most of the ladies i have dated had facial hair also.



Turn them the other way up.. ;)

smoky
21st February 2009, 21:54
Sorta interesting but facial hair as far as western civilsation goes is relitively a recent fashion trend. Beards were considerd barbaric. This too some extent is due to the Greeks enemy of the Persians who were bearded. The Greeks in the main were clean shaven and so were the Romans in general.

But - Romans and Greeks were not the Western Civilization we refer to today were they! They were into gay sex and tended to screw their own mothers a lot, didn't they.
:Oops:

The Barbarians, as I understand were the Barbars, hairy and came from the north, Germanic I believe! (not good at history).
that's my whakapapa - hairy as, hairy arse

98tls
21st February 2009, 21:57
But - Romans and Greeks were not the Western Civilization we refer to today were they! They were into gay sex and tended to screw their own mothers a lot, didn't they.
:Oops:

The Barbarians, as I understand were the Barbars, hairy and came from the north, Germanic I believe! (not good at history).
that's my whakapapa - hairy as, hairy arse Wtf is a Whakapapa?

smoky
21st February 2009, 22:00
Wtf is a Whakapapa?

It's a ski field!! you dumb arse (or should I say dumb clean shaven arse)

98tls
21st February 2009, 22:26
It's a ski field!! you dumb arse (or should I say dumb clean shaven arse)
So your ancestors were skiers?

McJim
21st February 2009, 22:28
that's my whakapapa

That's worse than the whakamama you mentioned. And what's wrong with being gay? Lots of people ride hondas.:rofl:

riffer
22nd February 2009, 05:58
How olds that one Riff?Read somewhere it took Billy Gibbons 16 months to grow his,hopefully my mate gives in before then.:crazy:


I've had a beard for years now mate. But I trimmed this one back using a #2 comb week before Christmas. This is about six-eight weeks for me to get to this stage.

Brownbikerbabe
22nd February 2009, 06:12
That Craigslist story had me in tears!!! LOL!! OMG!

Grizzo
22nd February 2009, 06:24
Im quite partial to the "Handlebar and chin puff".:Punk:

Dave Lobster
22nd February 2009, 07:47
So your ancestors were skiers?

Up hill skiers?? :)

YellowDog
22nd February 2009, 09:52
My wife calls it the 'thigh tickler' :lol::woohoo:
Yes, we know :-)

Grizzo
22nd February 2009, 10:22
Yes, we know :-)
ooooooo.....:jerry:

Number One
22nd February 2009, 10:34
I'd just like to thank you all for this thread! Best laugh I've had in a long time. Sarge that post you found about shaving bum cracks and the comment someone else made about being so hard they use prostitutes minges as their beards - Oh Lordy how I piddled myself. :sunny:

James Deuce
22nd February 2009, 11:04
yes it does ease off once it gets established but never fully goes


Yeah right.

Tried washing your face?

I've been bearded in one way or another for 26 years.

I've found a Nivea face (Nivea Visage Refreshing Cleansing Lotion) washing product that moisturises to be the best. Failing that a gentle shampoo and condition does wonders, not only for the beard but for the dead skin that gets trapped, which is what causes this issue.

xwhatsit
22nd February 2009, 11:22
I did some pre-exam beard-growing last year in an attempt to get smarter. Didn't really pan out.

The itchiness under my chin drove me so mad I shaved the underside of my jaw so I had a neat line around my jawline. Was still thick enough to not look too gay.

But yes, the best bit about it was shaving it off.

Skyryder
22nd February 2009, 19:10
But - Romans and Greeks were not the Western Civilization we refer to today were they! They were into gay sex and tended to screw their own mothers a lot, didn't they.
:Oops:

The Barbarians, as I understand were the Barbars, hairy and came from the north, Germanic I believe! (not good at history).
that's my whakapapa - hairy as, hairy arse


No. But both Greek and Roman were western civilizations. Barbarian is from Medieval Latin barbarinus, and the Greek, barbaros.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbarian#Hellenic_stereotype

Skyryder

SARGE
22nd February 2009, 19:48
Oh Lordy how I piddled myself. :sunny:


http://www.wideawakeinwonderland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/depends5.jpg

Number One
22nd February 2009, 19:59
Depends ad
I didn't shit myself!!! :rofl:

smoky
22nd February 2009, 20:02
No. But both Greek and Roman were western civilizations. Barbarian is from Medieval Latin barbarinus, and the Greek, barbaros.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbarian#Hellenic_stereotype

Skyryder
What about the Spanish and Portuguese - the true Western nations? They were called the Basque and Iberian people at that time.
But the first historic reference to 'Western civilization' and the 'evil East' was the in Persian Wars - Greeks (Western) and the invading empire from the Mesopotamian parts, now Iran & Iraqi kind of area (Eastern).

Then the Romans (Latin) described themselves as the Western Civilization and the Greeks whose influences spread as far east as India were the less civilized Eastern Empire
Then just a few years into AD and the Romans split to the Eastern Roman Empire; up around Turkey and Asia Minor, while the so called Western Roman Empire quietly ticked along

There was then an uncomfortable period where some formerly Eastern Empires actually ruled to the West of the so called Western Empire, the great Byzantium and Ottoman Empires. But they were denoted for there religion (or lack of), they then became converts to the new Islamic teaching.

So Western and Eastern terms no longer described Empires as such, but religion became the demarcation - Western was Christian, Eastern was..... well everything else.

But then the great schism between the Western Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Christianity - and with it a new definition of Eastern and Western - hence when Russia and other nations in that part of the world took up the Eastern Orthodox Christianity they became known as the 'Eastern Block', while the Muslims grew to be the 'Middle East'. In both cases 'the East' denotes non conformity to 'Western Roman Catholicism'.

So really - who gives a sh*t about who was or wasn't called western at any particular period of time.

Not that I know anything about history - I just made it all up:wacko:

Number One
22nd February 2009, 20:06
Not that I know anything about history - I just made it all up:wacko:
I just saved myself a few minutes by skipping straight to the last line of your post :shutup: and by doing that I also found that the rest probably wasn't worth reading anyway :chase:

smoky
22nd February 2009, 20:24
I just saved myself a few minutes by skipping straight to the last line of your post :shutup: and by doing that I also found that the rest probably wasn't worth reading anyway :chase:

What we talking about again????

Oh that's right - I'm a barbarian (hairy) and proud of it, not civilized at all.

Number One
22nd February 2009, 20:28
I'm a barbarian (hairy) and proud of it, not civilized at all.
http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr160/fishbulb-suplex/Wrestlers/Barbarian/TheBarbarian001.jpg

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Hairy Barbarian :msn-wink:

nudemetalz
22nd February 2009, 20:31
Us Guzzi riders use a wire brush to take care of beards and goatees 'cause we're tough !! :rockon:

smoky
22nd February 2009, 20:34
http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr160/fishbulb-suplex/Wrestlers/Barbarian/TheBarbarian001.jpg

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Hairy Barbarian :msn-wink:
No way - he's waxed his chest, big poof
Now here's a twist - we started talking about beards, but what do chicks find wrong with hairy chests??????
I can understand why a hairy back is a bit off putting :shit:

Number One
22nd February 2009, 20:43
No way - he's waxed his chest, big poof
Now here's a twist - we started talking about beards, but what do chicks find wrong with hairy chests??????
I can understand why a hairy back is a bit off putting :shit:
All depends...I have to say I kinda like a bit of a rug to run my falanges through :blip: mmmmmmmmmMagnum :lol:

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/190/1161354404.jpg

For all those guys that can't grow them here's a 'prosthetic' :lol:

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3622/hairychestshirtqw7.jpg :crazy:

SARGE
22nd February 2009, 20:43
, but what do chicks find wrong with hairy chests??????
I can understand why a hairy back is a bit off putting :shit:

hey now.. Easy!!!

Number One
22nd February 2009, 20:48
hey now.. Easy!!!
You got the double sided hair rug going on SARGE :blip:

Was that you I took this pic of....

http://forums.vgames.com/servlet/JiveServlet/download/8-22226-247355-8527/Hairy%20man.jpg

SARGE
22nd February 2009, 21:02
you got the double sided hair rug going on sarge :blip:

Was that you i took this pic of....



yea... As im getting older.. Im finding that hair is falling out where i want to keep it and coming in hard out where i want to get rid of it...




http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NMUZfRr71Yk/SRzbOTLsruI/AAAAAAAAB5A/3pKTsn_AasM/s400/Redneck%2520NASCAR%2520Fan.jpg

Number One
22nd February 2009, 21:08
yea... As im getting older.. Im finding that hair is falling out where i want to keep it and coming in hard out where i want to get rid of it...
Yeah I know what ya mean...I was lamenting the same thing the other night while painting my toenails (http://www.bilbys.org/albums/Forster-05/Painting_Brownie_s_toenails_5.sized.jpg) :weep:

smoky
22nd February 2009, 21:21
you know you're getting old when you go to brush the hair out of your eyes......... and it's your eyebrows
:eek5:

When the pretty young hairdresser trims the hair growing out of your ear.... embarrassing
:Oops:

When children think there's a fly up your nose ..... cause they can see it's legs hanging out your nostril!!!!
:angry2:

These things actually happened to me!! recently!!!:crybaby:

smoky
22nd February 2009, 22:02
the barbarians are attacking Roman troops as we speak (TV One) AD 410 - described as 40,000 barberian Goths

Go the Goths :wari::wari::wari:

Number One
22nd February 2009, 22:07
Barbarian (http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2007/12/conan-the-barbarian.jpg) crossed with Goth (http://sonoranalliance.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Goth.jpg)

VS

Roman soldiers (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/Roman_soldiers_with_aquilifer_signifer_centurio_70 _aC.jpg)

:rofl:

smoky
22nd February 2009, 22:32
Hair on a man denotes he’s a man not a boy, why do would you want a boy to do a mans job, why do men want to look like boys??

Having pubic hair is as natural as having hair on you head, and yet for some reason society has made it seem like something to be ashamed of.
I don’t like the current trend of shaving it all off.

There’s something both worrying and almost paedophilic about adult women shaving their body hair to look like prepubertal girls! I like woman, not prepubescent girls
I must be old

smoky
7th March 2009, 09:12
I think I killed the thread!!

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7th March 2009, 10:02
Good vs Bad

Murray
7th March 2009, 10:22
I must be old

Your not that old but I think I recognise the first picture from a 1965 Playboy, so maybe you just hold your age well?????

Bonez
7th March 2009, 11:46
Yip got beard. Grew it 2 years after I ended my stint in the services. Has advantages, especially in chillier times of the year. Shaved it off end of last year for month and then thought why be like just about every other mother fucker out there and grew the beard back.

The itching will stop.

Grizzo
7th March 2009, 12:30
I think beards are feckin scary:shit:

Bonez
7th March 2009, 12:54
I think beards are feckin scary:shit:It wont hurt if you swollow.

twotyred
7th March 2009, 13:01
I think beards are feckin scary:shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU

Headbanger
7th March 2009, 21:33
Good vs Bad


The homo on the left doesn't have a beard. Doesn't look like he has enough man genes to grow a beard if he tried.



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