Police bikers!

[kunoichi]

Here's a funny one for you guys.

I was stopped at some red lights and a police officer on a bike rode up and stopped next to me. In a situation where a biker pulls up next to me, i would say hello and might pull up my visor and have a bit of a chat. However, because he was a police officer, i didn't really know how to react. I just ended up acknowledging him and furiously trying to find a place to put my eyes. :p

What do you guys do around police bikers?

[The Pastor]

Here's a funny one for you guys.

I was stopped at some red lights and a police officer on a bike rode up and stopped next to me. In a situation where a biker pulls up next to me, i would say hello and might pull up my visor and have a bit of a chat. However, because he was a police officer, i didn't really know how to react. I just ended up acknowledging him and furiously trying to find a place to put my eyes. :p

What do you guys do around police bikers?
push their bike over take a piss on it and ride away laughing.

[jim.cox]

What do you guys do around police bikers?

With me, its usually: "Hello, Nice Bike"
but sometimes its : "Hello, Why did you pull me over?

[3umph]

Here's a funny one for you guys.

I was stopped at some red lights and a police officer on a bike rode up and stopped next to me. In a situation where a biker pulls up next to me, i would say hello and might pull up my visor and have a bit of a chat. However, because he was a police officer, i didn't really know how to react. I just ended up acknowledging him and furiously trying to find a place to put my eyes. :p

What do you guys do around police bikers?

Just act normal as you would with anyone else

[Tank]

Having a warrented and rego'ed bike, knowing I have a full licence in my pocket, and not speeding.

I normally just say hello officer.




and have another sip of the whisky stored in my camelback.

[ManDownUnder]

Give them a nod, say hi and hand signal they can go first when the light changes... just as I would any other bike.

[BOGAR]

You almost make it sound like they are superhuman or something. Just wave and say hi like you usually do. :wavey:

[vifferman]

I've had only a couple of experiences with Police Bikers while on my own bike. The first one was back in 1977, and I argued with him over whether my bike needed a mirror. Apparently they'd just changed the law, so he gave up arguing after a while, handed me a ticket and a free copy of the Road Code!

Second one was in 2000, and involved him yelling at me, frothing at the mouth, and otherwise getting rather excited (I thought his head was going to explode - pity it didn't). I have no fookin' idea what he was raving about, but it involved "ride like a proper biker instead of a bloody idiot", and had something to do with carefully filtering past stopped cars to the front at the traffic lights.

The last occasion was riding around Coromandel with a Police Biker on his Balckbird. We had a jolly old time, and he didn't give us (or himself) a ticket for any rules that might've accidentally got bruised.

[Ixion]

'S obvious , you challenge him to a wheelie competition away from the lights.

[Starky307]

Have yet to be in that position but I wouldn't do anything different than if it was you I was next to at the lights.

I'd say hi and probably talk about the bike in some way.

[Mikkel]

A dragrace to the speedlimit + 9 km/h. :yes:

[peasea]

Here's a funny one for you guys.

I was stopped at some red lights and a police officer on a bike rode up and stopped next to me. In a situation where a biker pulls up next to me, i would say hello and might pull up my visor and have a bit of a chat. However, because he was a police officer, i didn't really know how to react. I just ended up acknowledging him and furiously trying to find a place to put my eyes. :p

What do you guys do around police bikers?

Roll up a spliff.

[Laava]

What do you guys do around police bikers?

Rev limiter burnouts. Of course!

[DougieNZ]

I had this happen just this morning. Police officer moved over to let me sneak in beside him. I said "good morning" and he said gidday back and we rode together for a km in peak traffic. These guys are just normal human beings, and I have always found if you say gidday that they will respond in kind...

[JimO]

i had a similar thing many years ago, there was a parking nazi at the lights on a honda stepthrough thing and i pulled up next to him on my Z1R kawasaki i saw the lights were about to ghange so i grabbed the front brake and a big handfull of throttle and let the clutch go and did a massive burnout , when the light changed i let go of the brake and left him in a cloud of smoke

[3umph]

i had a similar thing many years ago, there was a parking nazi at the lights on a honda stepthrough thing and i pulled up next to him on my Z1R kawasaki i saw the lights were about to ghange so i grabbed the front brake and a big handfull of throttle and let the clutch go and did a massive burnout , when the light changed i let go of the brake and left him in a cloud of smoke

my hero.... :scooter:

[kunoichi]

ROFL, well aside from the burnout and wheelie advice, stories made for good entertainment. I do realise they are normal people (a friend of mine is trying to get into the police force as a biker), however i always get nervous and skrew up wen i know people are watching me ride, and cops are bound to be watching. I nearly stalled wen i took off! now THAT would of been embarrasing! :Oops:

[The Pastor]

Due to the fact my rego and or wof status vaires from somewher to 1 week to 1 year out of date i always ignore the cops.

[pete376403]

Ask if he wants a race

[CB ARGH]

Stay calm, pretend you're not doing anything wrong. Also make sure your fake WOF and rego is in full view too, otherwise that may be trouble.

[Dean]

When police motorcyclists pull up next to me at the lights or are in formation with me i get paranoid, thinking somehow they can pin me on something and i will lose my precious licence, So i go uber slow whenever a cop is riding/stalking me.You know those times when you are going at a nice set speed you turn around a corner there is a cop there and you go past him 30kph on a 50kph road.

[Number One]

Well none of them ever wave back at me so I generally cock one cheek and let a good smelly one go in their general direction before riding away carefully and quietly.

[Bren]

Well none of them ever wave back at me so I generally cock one cheek and let a good smelly one go in their general direction before riding away carefully and quietly.

Nice ladies dont fart, so either you are not nice, or not a lady...:Pokey:

[Number One]

Nice ladies dont fart, so either you are not nice, or not a lady...:Pokey:
RIGHT ON BOTH COUNTS!!! I am horrible and a BITCH not a LADY ;)

[Fatjim]

+1

And I try the smelly burp option. Its easier to get one off, and the're more likely to provoke the gag reflex.

[tonyg26]

well if he pulld up next to you he wants a drag!

[Skyryder]

What do you guys do around police bikers?

Obey the law. :2guns::2guns:

Skyryder

[scumdog]

Here's a funny one for you guys.

I was stopped at some red lights and a police officer on a bike rode up and stopped next to me. In a situation where a biker pulls up next to me, i would say hello and might pull up my visor and have a bit of a chat. However, because he was a police officer, i didn't really know how to react. I just ended up acknowledging him and furiously trying to find a place to put my eyes. :p

What do you guys do around police bikers?

Nothing.

D'ya think ya SHOULD do something??

[The Pastor]

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[Static]

originally i was really nervous but i was following 2 the other day and i was too nervoud to overtake or lane split infront of them cuz they could actualy chase me but we pulled up at a set of lights and they pulled over to the left and waved me past so it seems that they are alright from what iv seen

[SARGE]

i actually ride with a cop... (not a KB'r)


he leaves his badge in my toolbox though


they are just normal folks like the rest of us.. just doing a cunt of a job and getting treated like shit by everyone from loudmouth boi ricer dicks to sweet little granny's

[LBD]

And just because we are being paranoid...does not mean they are not out to get us...:confused:


But seriously one of the nicest guys I know was NZ's longest serving MC policeman.:Police:

[Gremlin]

Nothing.

D'ya think ya SHOULD do something??
We shouldn't do anything? :wacko:

At the risk of starting another waving thread, I waved to one once, his reaction looked like he was about to fall off the bike... priceless, poor bugger wasn't used to it I guess? :lol:

[SixPackBack]

i actually ride with a cop... (not a KB'r)


he leaves his badge in my toolbox though


they are just normal folks like the rest of us.. just doing a cunt of a job and getting treated like shit by everyone from loudmouth boi ricer dicks to sweet little granny's

Do you ride significantly over the speed limit [120+]?

[Edbear]

Followed one into Taka the other day. He was being reasonable and riding a few kays over the limit but I passed him coming down to the Greville Rd on-ramp as he slowed behind a car in the left lane.

Began my usual split only to see him coming up behind me through the traffic. I wasn't being an idiot and normally pass Cops in cars who even pull over to give me more room. As he was splitting a bit faster than me I pulled aside and waved him past. He returned the wave and I followed him until Northcote off-ramp.

I usually aknowledge car and bike cops and they usually respond in kind. I guess a friendly fat man on a cruiser appears fairly innocuous and no great threat to society...

[ynot slow]

FFS what difference does it make if it is a M/C cop,courier or anything,they are on the bike.Say high if you want,don't if you don't,same as if I see a cop on the roadside I'll wave.If I've deserved a ticket due to speed and no excuse then I take it in the wallet,only had 2 arsehole cops ticket me.

One gave a racial serve at me being white,other wouldn't accept I couldn't see how he knew it was me going away from him,when there were another 2 cars behind me,albeit my car looked dodgy with paint etc,and in a 70km zone pinged me at 78km towards him,85km away from him.Got done for 85km and he picked me up about 1.5km away.

[Burtha]

push their bike over take a piss on it and ride away laughing.

Just don't forget to poke them in the eyes so they don't recall your number plate!

I feel like you. Say hello, act like a turd by checking mirrors, watching lights, bla bla :rolleyes:

[Ixion]

We shouldn't do anything? :wacko:

At the risk of starting another waving thread, I waved to one once, his reaction looked like he was about to fall off the bike... priceless, poor bugger wasn't used to it I guess? :lol:


I wave to them all the time. Without actually meaning to, ie I just see a bike and automatically wave, then realise "oh , er , it's cop bike. oh well". Sometimes they wave back, sometimes not, much like other bikes. Too hard to try to filter the wave I just wave to everything on two wheels .

[Kflasher]

Here's a funny one for you guys.

I was stopped at some red lights and a police officer on a bike rode up and stopped next to me. In a situation where a biker pulls up next to me, i would say hello and might pull up my visor and have a bit of a chat. However, because he was a police officer, i didn't really know how to react. I just ended up acknowledging him and furiously trying to find a place to put my eyes. :p

What do you guys do around police bikers?

I say he was just having a perv. at you…

[Gremlin]

I wave to them all the time. Without actually meaning to, ie I just see a bike and automatically wave, then realise "oh , er , it's cop bike. oh well".
Yeah, I wave at them all... Just this one's reaction stood out... most respond with a nod.

Certainly have a bit of respect for them given the size of the bikes (hell, they dwarf a blackbird), and they still split etc... granted, it does have all those cool flashing lights which probably helps.

[3umph]

Why when police vehicles either bikes or cages are about do most people act and drive totally different???

I have noticed this personally on so many occasions over the past few years and it is so humorous to see... :lol:

[peasea]

Do you ride significantly over the speed limit [120+]?

I do occasionally. Ramped up to 180 just last w/e but the road was my own and conditions near perfect. Why not?

[SixPackBack]

I do occasionally. Ramped up to 180 just last w/e but the road was my own and conditions near perfect. Why not?

Are you a Cop, or in the presence of a police friend?

[peasea]

Are you a Cop, or in the presence of a police friend?

Am I a cop? Bite your tongue!!!!
Police friend?????????

That's FARKIN' funny mate. Police friend....oh that's good. I might print that one up and frame the fucker.....

Police friend.......brilliant. My ribs are aching.

[SixPackBack]

Am I a cop? Bite your tongue!!!!
Police friend?????????

That's FARKIN' funny mate. Police friend....oh that's good. I might print that one up and frame the fucker.....

Police friend.......brilliant. My ribs are aching.


Fell off the chair?........again?:Police:

[peasea]

Fell off the chair?........again?:Police:

I can't post now, my eyes are still watering, catch you later.

Cop friend............gold!

[kunoichi]

I say he was just having a perv. at you…

LOL! That's not something i see every day, especially from a pudgy police officer with a grey hairbrush for a moustache! LOL :lol:

[mattian]

Passed one on my way onto the northern motorway, heading over the harbour bridge. He was sitting under the overpass watching me go by. I was checking my mirrors frequently to see if he was going to follow me and didn't see anything...... then, he passes me at the top of the bridge!! clever bugger had been pacing me, sitting right in my blind spot the whole way until, he realised I wasn't going to speed. I don't know how I never saw him at all. Thats some very skillfull riding.

[Marmoot]

push their bike over take a piss on it and ride away laughing.

Grab the key when the light change green and throw it into the car next to you whose window is open.

[Kemet]

i had a similar thing many years ago, there was a parking nazi at the lights on a honda stepthrough thing and i pulled up next to him on my Z1R kawasaki i saw the lights were about to ghange so i grabbed the front brake and a big handfull of throttle and let the clutch go and did a massive burnout , when the light changed i let go of the brake and left him in a cloud of smoke

Is thst how it really happened???!!!:buggerd:



Stay calm, pretend you're not doing anything wrong. Also make sure your fake WOF and rego is in full view too, otherwise that may be trouble.

And just where are theirs on their?? Check....


Nothing.

D'ya think ya SHOULD do something??

Only if its in Balclutha!!!!




ROFL, well aside from the burnout and wheelie advice, stories made for good entertainment. I do realise they are normal people (a friend of mine is trying to get into the police force as a biker), however i always get nervous and skrew up wen i know people are watching me ride, and cops are bound to be watching. I nearly stalled wen i took off! now THAT would of been embarrasing! :Oops:

If nothing else helps try this: picture them naked.....

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[3umph]

If nothing else helps try this: picture them naked.....

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Thats sooooooooooo wrong........

i'd prefer this......

[Dolph]

Hasn't happened yet,...we don't have them police thingies up in the Far North,...cost too much bloody money ! :scooter:

[Kemet]

You do remember that day though, don't you???

Last year....

April 1st of all days was the day it was published....

What a great time to ressurrect it!!!!!

Hey SD!!! Remember!!!!
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[Kemet]

BTW 3umph

She aint naked in your picture....

Technicality... I know.....

Still....

[scumdog]

You do remember that day though, don't you???

Last year....

April 1st of all days was the day it was published....

What a great time to ressurrect it!!!!!

Hey SD!!! Remember!!!!
:bash:
:bash:
:bash:

Like I could ever forget???:rolleyes::devil2:

[3umph]

BTW 3umph

She aint naked in your picture....

Technicality... I know.....

Still....

let your mind do the undressing grashopper:clap:

[junkmanjoe]

A few years ago when we still had traffic lights in our town, i was comming up to lights and saw the M.O.T bike, yip that long ago, waiting at the lights, road was a little wet, i was a little nervous and pull front brake on a little to hard, on top of the white line, bike sliped out under me, and i ended up next to the cop splated on the road, red faced,:eek5: cop says , you ok, have to watch them with lines in the wet aye. :bash: he helped me pick up my bike and off he went,,, wish we still had them old guys around today..miss the old magpies.......:scooter:

[SARGE]

do you ride significantly over the speed limit [120+]?

i'd never do that....

[CookMySock]

A dragrace to the speedlimit + 9 km/h. :yes:Yeah why not? It's "unneccessary show of accelleration" but thats what bikes are for. I betcha he joins in even.


Nothing. D'ya think ya SHOULD do something??A little bit of "all hail"? Rain dance maybe? Hands on bonnet of car? :hug:

edit:

sitting right in my blind spot the whole way until, he realised I wasn't going to speed. I don't know how I never saw him at all. Thats some very skillfull riding.Uh no its not. Thats a really dangerous thing to do.


Steve

[Lias]

I got my first ever speeding ticket yesterday :-(

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[Patrick]

.... clever bugger had been pacing me, sitting right in my blind spot the whole way until, he realised I wasn't going to speed. ...

Paranoid, much????

Probably on the way to the donut shop.

[coffeejunkie]

My partner is a towy so he has alot to do with them,

We wave to them on bikes and cars purley cuz we know most of them,

Must say one Balzy knows very well from SCIU let our mate off a ticket awhile ago with just a warning,:2thumbsup

Some are good guys doing there job while others are just cunts who have god syndrome hiding behind their badges

[Kemet]

Like I could ever forget???:rolleyes::devil2:

I don't know if I want to let you forget.....

Would that be considered police harassment or something??

[Kemet]

let your mind do the undressing grashopper:clap:

I'm not that kind of girl...

You can undress her if you like...

[kunoichi]

HAHA! Or just imagine them old farts in a get-up like that! :rofl

[AD345]

Why when police vehicles either bikes or cages are about do most people act and drive totally different???

I have noticed this personally on so many occasions over the past few years and it is so humorous to see... :lol:


Drives me nuts

Just today I entered the motorway at Highbrook (in the car), merge nicely at 100k, flowing along well, then the entire northbound motorway jam their bloody anchors on to come screaming down to 80k

1 cop car sitting at the Princes St exit

People are plonkers