So I pull up at the 95 pump...

[Chooky]

I pulls up at the 95 pump at the Shell station and then BARP BARP from behind....I ignore it, thinking its one of my mates tooting at me.
[strange really coz I dont have any mates]..
Get off, take helmet off, and this dude yells at me "move up to the next pump".
He was a passenger, some stupid bitch was driving...
I walk right up to him and say "na I want 95 from this pump" the other pumps were 91.. and then I give him a "try tooting ya fukin horn at someone else".
He sat back in the car while the bitch filled it up.

What would you do....???

[Wingnut]

Something along the same lines probably - depending on what sorta mood Im in at the time

[MadDuck]

What would you do....???

Smack the bitch?....depends on whether the fella is hot or not

[skidMark]

Along the lines of wingnut would depend on my mood...

On any day... "no this is the only pump with 95"

If i'm pissed off "DON'T BE SO RUDE YOU CUNT"

If they took it further they would either lose a mirror or score a black eye.

[Mully]

On a similar note (cagers being dicks)

Tonight, on the way home, we were in the left lane to go straight ahead (we were allowed to go straight from the left lane).

Light is red, but a green left arrow comes up (which I can't use, of course) while the pedestrian crossing goes.

Anyway, here a couple of toots from behind us. Look in the mirror and there is a guy waving frantically that he wants to turn left.

Note, this is the corner that the Waitakere City Council is on, the road is about 100 metres long and a cul-de-sac, so there was nowhere really he could go.

Pulling ahead would have put me on the man-hole cover, and since I had Miss Mully on the back, I wasn't going to do that, so I shook my head and pointed straight ahead.

Dick kept beeping, and Missy Mully turned around and gave him the finger. By this time, the left arrow has gone red, so watching him in the mirror and he's doing a big dramatic show of not being able to go.

At this point, my light had gone green, but (beautifully) there was now a red arrow, so he couldn't go anyway. As I let the clutch out, I gave him the finger and the universal "wanker" sign and rode off laughing my fricken head off.

[Dave Lobster]

What would you do....???

Pull him out the car, dislocate his jaw, kick in in the bollocks, drag him to the ground and stand said jaw with your boot. Point out it'll break in four places if he doesn't apologise.

Then fill up with 95.

[98tls]

Probably would have ignored the piece of shit and filled my bike slowly.

[MotoGirl]

I'd just tell them I was after the 95. I don't expect everyone to know what fuel my bike runs on so how do they know I'm not just being an arrogant dick? I'd only get aggro if they persisted.

[skidMark]

Probably would have ignored the piece of shit and filled my bike slowly.


Yeah thats the other approach...ignore and take your time...

I mean...really take your time... are all my indicators working? stop light...horn...etc :buggerd:

[98tls]

Yeah thats the other approach...ignore and take your time...

I mean...really take your time... are all my indicators working? stop light...horn...etc :buggerd: Yea thats it mate,whilst checking the indicators sit on his bonnet.If he took offence mention that you spent some time with his wife years ago down an alleyway behind a nightclub.

[BiK3RChiK]

Ignore and just fill up, then slowly go to the pay counter and queue with the rest then after paying slowly stroll back to scoot and climb on, re-set the trip counter, pull on my helmet, do it up and pull on gloves, and ride on out of there like you have not a care in the world!

[skidMark]

Yea thats it mate,whilst checking the indicators sit on his bonnet.If he took offence mention that you spent some time with his wife years ago down an alleyway behind a nightclub.


Hey man im only 63kg... i wouldn't push it THAT far lol

[vifferman]

LOL-E.
Reminds me of my one servo run-in (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=3790); just ignored the other guy.

Exciting though, huh? opportunity to be a Big, Bad Biker.:headbang:

[Maha]

Ignore and just fill up, then slowly go to the pay counter and queue with the rest then after paying slowly stroll back to scoot and climb on, re-set the trip counter, pull on my helmet, do it up and pull on gloves, and ride on out of there like you have not a care in the world!

After getting all the gear back on, that when you remember you forgot the chewing gum...ah well, back to the queue.

[Grizzo]

Just walk up to the nonse in the passenger side, take your helmet off and go....

[Solly]

After getting all the gear back on, that when you remember you forgot the chewing gum...ah well, back to the queue.

Might wanna go for a dump just to waste a bit more time.

[gammaguy]

Pull him out the car, dislocate his jaw, kick in in the bollocks, drag him to the ground and stand said jaw with your boot. Point out it'll break in four places if he doesn't apologise.

Then fill up with 95.

na

fill up with 91

that would really piss him off

[Maha]

Might wanna go for a dump just to waste a bit more time.

Ewwwwww....Servo bog roll????.............:no:

[awayatc]

Probably would have ignored the piece of shit and filled my bike slowly.

A very correct answer....
I would love to be able to do that to one day.....
Honking the horn however would have severely strained a fuse or two....
My usual friendly helpfull disposition would have
done the old Jeckyll and Hyde thing.....

I know, I know...
wrong...

[YellowDog]

I also have an issue with people 'parping' me............

[98tls]

Hey man im only 63kg... i wouldn't push it THAT far lol Keep thinking that way skiddy n you will be in a few years some sad bastard tooting at guys on bikes at gas stations..

[awayatc]

Keep thinking that way skiddy n you will be in a few years some sad bastard tooting at guys on bikes at gas stations..

mobilty carts need petrol?.......

[98tls]

mobilty carts need petrol?....... :(Hope so,ive been filling mine up for years.

[Skyryder]

What would you do....???


Filled up my bike and offered to fill up his car. With luck he :sleep:may have accepted being so upset then ridden off.:niceone:

Skyryder

[awayatc]

Filled up my bike and offered to fill up his car.

Skyryder


Through the window...?

[barty5]

Same sorta shit the other week towing bikes back (motox) pull up at pump second to last one in the line biker was using the last one. go in pay come out get in car about to leave complete fucktard drives in parks in front of me ( bout 5 ft short of being able to fill up himself) and when i look at him says well cant you back a trailer. answers was yes very well but not over car waiting in que behind so fuck of and move. his passenger then gave him shit as well.