Caravanners. WTF is the matter with you people?

[Headbanger]

Picked up a caravan earlier today, Towed it home, took 3 hours.Saw numerous other motorists towing caravans.

NO ONE FUCKING WAVED.

No one,none, nada, nil,nothing.

I thought owning a caravan would mean something, I thought I would become part of the group, It should be us man, us caravanner's against the world. Its about respect. Its about the brotherhood.


I guess ownership means nothing at all.


Maybe I should have bought a motorhome......

[Switch]

Ah...but did you do the 'Caravan Wave' ? Thats the crucial question ;)

[Katman]

Picked up a caravan earlier today,

Next you'll be wearing socks and sandals.

[Dooly]

Fuck thats rough mate.

Even when I tow the missus's nags in the float, other horse floaters wave.

First time that happened I said to the missus, 'who's that numpty head waving too.'

I did'nt wave back cos he looked like he might be a Harley rider......:confused::msn-wink:

[Dooly]

Next you'll be wearing socks and sandals.

And dress shorts pulled up to the armpits!:Punk:

[awayatc]

all the caravans I see are definitely waving all over the road......

[Dave Lobster]

Have you got your missus out selling lucky heather?

[98tls]

Yea but were you wearing the right gear? I actually waved at a caravaner (is that a word) today,good bugger who pulled over to let me past.

[Katman]

Yea but were you wearing the right gear?

Lacoste polo shirt?

[FJRider]

Yea but were you wearing the right gear? I actually waved at a caravaner (is that a word) today,good bugger who pulled over to let me past.

Did you give the KB wave ???:laugh:

[98tls]

Did you give the KB wave ???:laugh: Na mate i was in the ute,just wouldnt be right.:laugh:

[98tls]

Lacoste polo shirt? And stubbies.

[scumdog]

Picked up a caravan earlier today, Towed it home, took 3 hours.Saw numerous other motorists towing caravans.

NO ONE FUCKING WAVED.

No one,none, nada, nil,nothing.

I thought owning a caravan would mean something, I thought I would become part of the group, It should be us man, us caravanner's against the world. Its about respect. Its about the brotherhood.


I guess ownership means nothing at all.


Maybe I should have bought a motorhome......

Were all the others Harley caravans??:confused:

[scumdog]

And dress shorts pulled up to the armpits!:Punk:

You say that like there's something wrong with that sort of thing........:(

[Headbanger]

Next you'll be wearing socks and sandals.

Considering its more of a Penthouse on a trailer, and being the classy fucker I am, I've settled on an International Playboy look, Mainly an open man robe and speedo's, And maybe a set of jandels to protect my feets......But more likely steel cap gumboots. those horrible fat women that hover around camp grounds yelling at kids and badmouthing their menfolk won't know wtf has hit them. (here's a hint, Its a Hilux)

Seems no matter where I go or what I do steel capped gumboots are the perfect foot attire.

[98tls]

Never been my thing but i do have a favourite caravan story,my ex and some cunt parked there caravan up got set up then went into some small town boozer and got on it,what one of them didnt do was turn the gas off before they went,when they got back some cunt walked in the door of it smoking and kafuckingboom it went:Punk:got themselves on the front page of the newspaper for there trouble,fuck i laughed,this chick had some big funbags and the first thing i thought of when i heard was of her being knocked out by her tits rather than the blast as she flew backwards:killingme.They both survived ok to plan there next hoiliday.

[Hitcher]

When caravanners stop and chat with other caravanners, what the fuck do they complain about?

[98tls]

When caravanners stop and chat with other caravanners, what the fuck do they complain about? Hillman Hunter carbs.

[Shadows]

They don't wave because they are totally oblivious to other road users.

[Maha]

When caravanners stop and chat with other caravanners, what the fuck do they complain about?

The 35 cars following them?

[skidMark]

Picked up a harley earlier today, Towed it home, took 3 hours.Saw numerous other motorists towing caravans.

NO ONE FUCKING WAVED.

No one,none, nada, nil,nothing.

I thought owning a harley would mean something, I thought I would become part of the group, It should be us man, us caravanner's against the world. Its about respect. Its about the brotherhood.


I guess ownership means nothing at all.


Maybe I should have bought a bike that runs......



You made some typo's... i fixed them.

[98tls]

You made some typo's... i fixed them. :killingmeyour a cunt Skiddy but every now and then your a funny cunt,well done.

[Hitcher]

They don't wave because they are totally oblivious to other road users.

If they're doing their job right, there's nobody to wave to. Everybody else is stuck behind them.

[Swoop]

I have to applaud the Top Gear approach to caravanning and caravanners.

[Headbanger]

When caravanners stop and chat with other caravanners, what the fuck do they complain about?

Assholes in cars is my guess.

Had a dozen twats target me, insist on passing and then forcing their way in directly in front of me forcing me brake to let them in, Retarded as the traffic was moving at 80 and there was 20 cars directly in front of me.

For a couple of the more stupid ones I just refused to make room, leaving them isolated on the wrong side of the road, as they started to panic I lowered the drivers window and extended the finger.

[74 knuckle]

Hey your right it's friggin funny:buggerd:Perhaps I should of added caravanners on my thread

[Hitcher]

Perhaps I should of added caravanners on my thread

Should have

[AllanB]

They were probably a bit confused and did not have time to wave.

Confused why?

As a Harley owner I am pretty sure that before you even towed the Caravan you spend at least 50% of its value on bling - big wheels, chrome trim, a oversize open gas outlet, tinted windows, leather fringes around the chrome detail lines, polished billet alloy gas bottles, metal-flake paint - that type of stuff. :Punk:



I prefer a more basic approach to caravans as per the example below.

[Headbanger]

Picked up a Harley earlier today, Towed it home, took 3 hours

You made some typo's... i fixed them.


Lmao.
.....

[Dooly]

You say that like there's something wrong with that sort of thing........:(


Umm..............okkk...:clap:

[shafty]

And dress shorts pulled up to the armpits!:Punk:

Does that constitute a CamelToe? :shit:

[KiwiKat]

Picked up a caravan earlier today, Towed it home, took 3 hours.Saw numerous other motorists towing caravans.

NO ONE FUCKING WAVED.

No one,none, nada, nil,nothing.

I thought owning a caravan would mean something, I thought I would become part of the group, It should be us man, us caravanner's against the world. Its about respect. Its about the brotherhood.

I guess ownership means nothing at all.

Maybe I should have bought a motorhome......

Next time I see you towing the van behind your bike I'll wave. Seriously, I both caravan and motorcycle most alternate weekends and wave on most occassions.

Towing at Biking speeds makes it hard to wave. Sometimes I get one and two finger waves.

Good to see a fellow caravanner that enjoys both pasttimes. :niceone:

[98tls]

Does that constitute a CamelToe? :shit: Cameltoe is usually displayed by chicks that gave it away to easy the first time,as if to say "bang away all ya like theres no way your getting through this nylon".