Poetry - have a go...

[ManDownUnder]

c'mon folks - your daftest, most insane, obscure, poems about anything the hell you want...

Here's mine - I call it "Romantic Interlude" :apint:

=== Ahem ===
Sitting here deep in thought, thinking of you
It's not what it seems, I am using the loo
The truth is I'm actually doing a poo
And it's coming out of my bottom...

====

MDU rises to rapturous applaus, bows to all, and gracefully walks off the stage...

[Biff]

So he sits and thinks
or shits and stinks
:spudwhat:

Copyright 2005 Biff

[ManDownUnder]

So he sits and thinks
or shits and stinks :spudwhat:

Yeah but where's your poem?!?

An avatar like that - you've GOT to have Rythym...

[Biff]

Yeah but where's your poem?!?


My best work is HERE (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=8491&highlight=biff)

[Hitcher]

So he sits and thinks
or rather shits and stinks
Or maybe comes to scratch his balls
And read what's written on the walls?

[vifferman]

C'mon guys - don't encourage this thread!

It's lame, and the threaderer's soft in the head!

[Biff]

Or maybe comes to scratch his balls
And read what's written on the walls?

Or hold his tool
while laying a stool?

[Slipstream]

I want to stay
you people are cool
owning bikes
which make me drool

Alas it seems
that I am not wanted
this place here
i am being hunted

I have no quarrel
with those in command
but right here and now
I must make this stand

Kiwi Biker
has helped me a lot
you put up with my posts
that were sometimes rot

but there are some
which find it hard
to have me share
this site in my heart

I do not say goodbye
for that would be sad
only that this place
stopped me, being mad

Im not sure about
future rides
we'll see what comes
with the current tides

The offer is still standing
as my place to stay
just out of town
away from the fray

You can get me at
acidspyder@paradise.net.nz
my mailbox is empty
please keep it fed

I say again
I love this place
maybe i'll come back
wearing a new face

but to keep the peace
and end the war
I say farewell and that is it
I'll say no more.

[vifferman]

That's sad, Slipstream. :weep: You'll be missed.

All the best to you, and thanx for all the great posts.

[Biff]

:confused:
Erm - I though we were all buddies here? Is someone being a bad egg?

Stay in touch Slipstream.

[Coyote]

That's sad, Slipstream. :weep: You'll be missed.

All the best to you, and thanx for all the great posts.
Have I missed something? :confused: Slipsteam going?

[Blakamin]

umm... i've been away and really couldn't be bothered reading heaps...
WTF IS GOING ON??????

[Biff]

umm... i've been away and really couldn't be bothered reading heaps...
WTF IS GOING ON??????

Nothing in public as far as I'm aware.

[Coyote]

There was a man called Marty
Who threw a rugby party
He watched a game
And went insane
And did the Hopuwati

[Hitcher]

but to keep the peace
and end the war
I say farewell and that is it
I'll say no more.
I'm too old for mystery, suspense, inference, innuendo and guessing.

Why can't people just tell me what's going on??

Sigh...

[onearmedbandit]

Sometimes some shit goes on here, obviously behind closed doors, and someone gets upset and fucks off. I'm not sure what the case here is slipstream, but if its only a minority then forget 'em. You say you love the place, and the people are cool - so what gives??

[Storm]

Why do you take your cheerful insanity from us ?
In the words of the Dog,
"Dont go !!"

[White trash]

I know nothing.

Obviously, but I know nothing regarding this either.












I don't think.












Much.

[jrandom]

I know nothing.

Obviously, but I know nothing regarding this either.

Me too. Or me neither. Or something.


I don't think.

Always a good policy.


Much.

I recommend one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

[White trash]

Nice one.

See ya at the pub.

[jrandom]

See ya at the pub.

Believe me, if we shared locals, you would.

Often.

I need a drink...

[White trash]

I'm 'avin one.

Got a fridge fully stocked at work as part of the package.

[Yokai]

I sit upon this throne in sated ignorance
Of feuds, insults or maybe dalliance?
And now the time has come, it seems
To tarry with our dear Slipstream's
Posts that led to vile argument
When tongue in cheek a rapwar sent
Us scurrying from the other thread
I closed it down - I know it's dead
But here comes a man who's down
and under - taking to be a clown
To resurrect what once was lost
But no - it seems Slipstream's the cost?

[jrandom]

I'm 'avin one.

Me too, now.


Got a fridge fully stocked at work as part of the package.

It was a friend's last day here today, so we opened up some boxes of Stella. I am doing my duty as a colleague and a gentleman.

[jrandom]

Hey, I just realised.

We're hijacking this and turning it into a beer thread.

Hmm.

Perhaps I'll celebrate by alternating to Heinie on the next bottle.

[White trash]

I sit upon this throne in sated ignorance
Of feuds, insults or maybe dalliance?
And now the time has come, it seems
To tarry with our dear Slipstream's
Posts that led to vile argument
When tongue in cheek a rapwar sent
Us scurrying from the other thread
I closed it down - I know it's dead
But here comes a man who's down
and under - taking to be a clown
To resurrect what once was lost
But no - it seems Slipstream's the cost?

Ummmmm Oh Kay.

Whatever you say
Or I just MAY
Go eat some hay
Down by the bay

Sorry. Way above my head mate.

[jrandom]

Whatever you say
Or I just MAY
Go eat some hay
Down by the bay

I can't think of a rhyme for 'banjo'
So this post won't even count
As poetry.

[White trash]

Met this chick
She played the banjo
I gave her the flick
Afetr a really bad handjo
B

[Waylander]

Can't think a rhyme for banjo?
well maybe I could give you a hand yo'
Instead of posting to and fro,
perhaps you could give VBchat a go.
But then so should I so,
I wont say anymore bro.

[ManDownUnder]

Hey, I just realised.

We're hijacking this and turning it into a beer thread.

Hmm.

Isn't that a good thing though? :apint:

[Yokai]

I'd like to do a Haiku written by John Hegley:


To convey ones mood
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic.

[ManDownUnder]

I'd like to do a Haiku written by John Hegley:


To convey ones mood
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic.

LIKE IT! :yeah:

[jrandom]

To convey ones mood...

Oooh, the apostrophe police are coming to get you.

[ManDownUnder]

Oooh, the apostrophe police are coming to get you.

...nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar...

(Is this Spuddy's 2nd job oir does he just enjoy the uniform and siren?)

[Yokai]

...nee nar nee nar nee nar nee nar...

(Is this Spuddy's 2nd job oir does he just enjoy the uniform and siren?)

Funny accent you have there! - Don't raise the Oir of the 'Pos' police.

[ManDownUnder]

Funny accent you have there! - Don't raise the Oir of the 'Pos' police.

Which reminds me of a funny thing (just to hijck for a second...) I recall hearing a radio skit with Eric Morecome where they were recording live by the roadside and you can hear a cop or ambo go past in the background.

Not missing a beat Eric pipes with "he won't sell any icecreams at that speed". The crew just crippled themselves laughing and Eric carries on ...

... ahem - as you were

[Biff]

As much as I tried to ignore this thread
the PMs' I'm getting just go to my head,
asking me to come here instead
and say something witty while I munch my bread
with tuna and onion and a sweet chewie bar
a cup cake, an orange a big fat cigar
to smoke not to eat, why is it bizarre
that when I light it I taste Mon-I-ca?

(ya know - the one with the stained dress who liked getting it the Oval Orifice)

[ManDownUnder]

I gotta admit that farewell speach from Slipstream has dampened this thread for me though...

Hope she's ok. If anyone out there in KB is in touch with her - say hi from me ok?
MDU

[Slipstream]

I gotta admit that farewell speach from Slipstream has dampened this thread for me though...

Hope she's ok. If anyone out there in KB is in touch with her - say hi from me ok?
MDU


Oh deary me
I'm so sorry
I did not mean
to make you worry

Yesterday I was
quite down
someone had
made me frown

But today after
much thought
I came up
with this retort

I love this place
it's really great
and if you cant deal
then s***w you mate

I'm sorry that
I went away
not for long
but I went astray

I promise now
that I'll never leave
unless pried loose
with a ho and a heave

I was very stunned
with my email box
when I checked this morning
puttin' on my socks

As I said before
I'm back to stay
if they have a problem
they can go away

So back with the bad
lymric and poetry
and anyone one else
who wants to have a go at me

:shake:

[Blakamin]

:apint: :niceone:

[ManDownUnder]

:apint: :niceone:

Wot he said!

Welcome back - you had a few of us a bit worried there...
( Iwas going to put that in verse but It's WAY too early for that, and all the caffeine hasn't kicked in yet)
MDU

[Yokai]

At last we know the sordid truth
That Slipstream's here with dry vermouth
and GIN ... a lot is in her glass
and yet we think she's in her own class
because she makes her drinks so strong
Her martini's dry as my arm is long
Or perhaps the yankee town "Deluth"
- 6 parts gin to 1 part Vermouth!!


(with apologies to Tom Lehrer)