Best pole dance EVER!

[Tank]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4865401a1860.html

NZ's own trollop Lisa Lewis slips and breaks her nose performing at the Sexpo in Brisbane.

Now that would have been brillant to watch.

edit: "I feel I was classy throughout," she said. :Tui: This slapper couldn't be classy in a wedding dress.

[merv]

This slapper couldn't be classy in a wedding dress.

Gee, what's with a bloke being derogatory because a girl was being "too raunchy"?

[MisterD]

I can't see the problem, it seems she was putting her hands in her underpants - not anyone else's :lol:

[Skunk]

:lol: :killingme One of my jobs is to touch up images of her.
There is only so much I can do.

[Skyryder]

I can't see the problem, it seems she was putting her hands in her underpants - not anyone else's :lol:

Maybe her partner crossed her legs


Skyryder

[merv]

:lol: :killingme One of my jobs is to touch up images of her.
There is only so much I can do.

Were you in Brisbane touching her then?

[samgab]

"... I did kept my g-string on and feel I was classy throughout," she said.

Well done. :no:

[Swoop]

She should keep her nose out of Australia.

[Hitcher]

Why does anybody care?

How many other prostitutes are afforded the level of free marketing that Lisa seems to generate?

[merv]

Hitch, sadly see the thread on rivalry, its only those in the Avon River.

[samgab]

Maybe she was using the wrong pole...

[mynameis]

I'd do her :D

[HenryDorsetCase]

"... I did kept my g-string on and feel I was classy throughout," she said.

Well done. :no:

mmmmmmm. well classy.

She does have a very nice set of cans, even if they are fakies. Bet that truck driver that paid for them thinks it was money well spent.

Oh, and the comment "Ive been pole dancing for 10 years, since i was 17"..... riiiiiight, she's 27.

[vifferman]

Why are you guys so mean? I dunno this girl you're talking about, but surely she's a person too?

EDIT: As you were. I just read the article - didn't know she was trying to get money from the Sexpo organisers. In my world (that'd be VifferWorld), one takes responsibility for one's own actions, one does. But I do find it ironic that Sexpo complains about a stripper hired for the event (presumably to be raunchy and risque) as being too naughty.
"Uh... we're trying to y'know... like turn people on... and be like all sexy 'n' stuff. But we have standards of lewdness."

[smoky]

Only the stupid Australians would kick out a stripper for putting her hands down her g string
What did they think would happen, seriously; someone would complain? The anti raunchy squad would raid them?

:tugger:

[Hitcher]

I'd do her

I doubt you could afford it, based on her previously advertised schedule of fees.

[Skunk]

But if you buy her drinks she'll do ya for free. SIH.

[MsKABC]

Sexpo organisers have said there was nothing wrong with the pole.

"We have held the Australian pole-dancing championship heats on that pole for the past four days."


Ummm, at the risk of asking the obvious question: Did they clean the pole in between? Perhaps it was...erm...slippery? :shutup:

[mynameis]

I doubt you could afford it, based on her previously advertised schedule of fees.

Not all men have to pay for it these days Hitch ;)

[Lilly2w]

I think it's funny that they said "underpants".

[smoky]

I doubt you could afford it, based on her previously advertised schedule of fees.

How much she charge you Hitch?:eek:

[Number One]

I think it's funny that they said "underpants".
Indeed I thought that too :lol: She should've kept her hands outta her g-string clearly that's why she slipped off the pole...filthy bitch :rofl:

[Madness]

Was she one of the strippers at Paeroa BOTS?. I don't think it was her (the "lady" I refer to was younger looking), but others were sure it was.

She's probably gutted the Naked News didn't lead to a full time Shortie Street career.

[Skunk]

If the "lady" had spotty thighs and her veins stood out - it could be her.

[Pixie]

Only the stupid Australians would kick out a stripper for putting her hands down her g string
What did they think would happen, seriously; someone would complain? The anti raunchy squad would raid them?

:tugger:

You're talking about Queensland here - Australia's bible belt

[portokiwi]

:lol: Still think shes hot

[coffeejunkie]

Broken nose:Punk: that will show her for showing off

[Skunk]

And it's on video (http://www.stuff.co.nz/videoplayer/140007a25281.html)...

[Tank]

And it's on video (http://www.stuff.co.nz/videoplayer/140007a25281.html)...

I lollied.

[Boob Johnson]

Why are you guys so mean? I dunno this girl you're talking about, but surely she's a person too?

EDIT: As you were. I just read the article - didn't know she was trying to get money from the Sexpo organisers. In my world (that'd be VifferWorld), one takes responsibility for one's own actions, one does. But I do find it ironic that Sexpo complains about a stripper hired for the event (presumably to be raunchy and risque) as being too naughty.
"Uh... we're trying to y'know... like turn people on... and be like all sexy 'n' stuff. But we have standards of lewdness."
Two words - Conservative Queensland

[Boob Johnson]

And it's on video (http://www.stuff.co.nz/videoplayer/140007a25281.html)...
Clearly the poles fault :rolleyes:

[Finn]

Clearly the poles fault :rolleyes:

Maybe the pole needs some Stomp Grip?

[Boob Johnson]

Maybe the pole needs some Stomp Grip?
Mick grip?

[idb]

She's right...that is very classy!

[Number One]

Actually she is clearly a true professional - I wanted to see the nose but she just kept on dancin...what a woman, such commitment to the audience to not stop the routine...well done Lisa :clap:

[sidecar bob]

Was she one of the strippers at Paeroa BOTS?. I don't think it was her (the "lady" I refer to was younger looking), but others were sure it was.

She's probably gutted the Naked News didn't lead to a full time Shortie Street career.

Yeah, it was her, our pit mate's sidecar is sponsored by strippers are us that she works for.

[retro asian]

ATGATT :laugh:

[portokiwi]

Originally Posted by Skunk
And it's on video...

Video has been removed

[Boob Johnson]

Originally Posted by Skunk
And it's on video...

Video has been removed
Google Lisa Lewis, bound to find another source somewhere. It is worth the 10 secs :laugh:


ps: you have great taste in bikes :msn-wink:

[portokiwi]

:laugh: not that interested.:laugh:

[retro asian]

Google Lisa Lewis, bound to find another source somewhere. It is worth the 10 secs :laugh:


ps: you have great taste in bikes :msn-wink:

WWW.STUFF.CO.NZ has the video... its quite funny -and very Tasteful!

[Boob Johnson]

Originally Posted by Skunk
And it's on video...

Video has been removed



:laugh: not that interested.:laugh:
There ya go, an easy linky :baby:



WWW.STUFF.CO.NZ has the video... its quite funny -and very Tasteful!

[portokiwi]

:lol: she did it herself... She lubbed the pole:lol:

[Boob Johnson]

:lol: she did it herself... She lubbed the pole:lol:
Tell me that wasn't worth the effort to watch :laugh:

[portokiwi]

:niceone: just seeing the impact was soooooo funny The pole was very good:innocent:

[Forest]

Google Lisa Lewis, bound to find another source somewhere. It is worth the 10 secs :laugh:


ps: you have great taste in bikes :msn-wink:

Video in following link:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/lightbox/the-press/entertainment/1995267/?KeepThis=true&TB_iframe=true&height=560&width=640

[samgab]

:lol: she did it herself... She lubbed the pole:lol:

lol, so I've heard of land-lubbers... but POLE lubber?
But you're right. Self Lubed.

[rat]

Lisa was one of the girls that was with Sidecar #16 (Burt and Me) Sponsored by Strippers R us.