Tank/vagina battle

[Bikernereid]

As someone who has just found out that OWNER's CBR600RR has bloody good and sharp brakes I would like to know how other women get around the tank inflicted vagina damage.

[merv]

Kick it right back in the nuts.

[Bikernereid]

Kick it right back in the nuts.

But Hondas are gay and I couldn't possibly kick a gay!!

[Finn]

I would like to know how other women get around the Tank inflicted vagina damage.

The boy gets around eh.

[yungatart]

You could always get someone to numb it for you...num num num:bleh:

[sinfull]

You could always get someone to numb it for you...num num num:bleh:
Fuckin classic !!!!


Stomp grip ! http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=93687&highlight=stomp+grip

[vifferman]

Surely being a woman type person, you have meatyish thighs? You need to learn to clench them together against the tank to help hold yourself in position.
Just pretend you're clamping them tightly shut to prevent unwanted attention to your nether regions. Which in effect, is Eggs Zachary what you're doing.

[Bikernereid]

Surely being a woman type person, you have meatyish thighs? You need to learn to clench them together against the tank to help hold yourself in position.
Just pretend you're clamping them tightly shut to prevent unwanted attention to your nether regions. Which in effect, is Eggs Zachary what you're doing.

Hey me meaty thighs, he he he hehe. I am only little so maybe I need some velcro on the seat.

[MsKABC]

The boy gets around eh.


I must admit I thought this thread was about him when I saw the title :scratch: :lol:

[Bikernereid]

You could always get someone to numb it for you...num num num:bleh:

But not feeling those 'good vibrations' would just be soooo wrong!!:niceone:

[Winston001]

Dang! I thought this thread was about something else.......needed a cold shower anyway.....:doctor:




Just a quick moment of lucidity - you can get grip mat from Mitre 10. Its used for slippery floors and gardeners also use it for plants to climb up. Try a bit on the seat, it will hold you in place and stop you err......embracing Tank.....

[Stirts]

Get a pussy box!

Seriously.....STOMP GRIP is the best!!

[Nasty]

As someone who has just found out that OWNER's CBR600RR has bloody good and sharp brakes I would like to know how other women get around the tank inflicted vagina damage.

Why wouldn't you take panadol and arnica ... ok .. that is far to simple an answer!

[Mrs Busa Pete]

As someone who has just found out that OWNER's CBR600RR has bloody good and sharp brakes I would like to know how other women get around the tank inflicted vagina damage.

You could always get owner to rub in the arnica then you could both have a bit of fun as well. :clap:

[Finn]

Seriously.....STOMP GRIP is the best!!

Do you install it in a similar fashion as a panty liner?

[Trudes]

Learn to brake a bit smoother

[MSTRS]

You could always get someone to numb it for you...num num num:bleh:

There's a name for that....isn't there? I am sure there is...I can't quite remember...it's just on the tip of my tongue. I'm sure it'll come to me. And then I'll feel better....

[Stirts]

Do you install it in a similar fashion as a panty liner?

whats a panty liner

[FROSTY]

OK Im guessin this is a serious question.Besides as Nasty suggested pain killers afterwards Big, litte or just plain weedy you need to grip the tank with your legs. A side effect is better feel through the hand controls

[Finn]

whats a panty liner

Having never used one myself, I can only comment on what I have seen on television commercials. It is some sort of shield to protect your undies in case you secrete blue stuff.

Alternatively, some bikers line their helmets with them during the summer months to absorb sweat.

[Stirts]

Having never used one myself, I can only comment on what I have seen on television commercials. It is some sort of shield to protect your undies in case you secrete blue stuff.

Smurf jizz!?!


Alternatively, some bikers line their helmets with them during the summer months to absorb sweat.

They make good plasters too!!!

[Burtha]

You could always get someone to numb it for you...num num num:bleh:

ROFLMFAO !!!!!
:clap:

Nappy? :baby: or "Depend" ? , grow your fuzz into a jungle safari like the Zohan ??? :not:

[Kaituna]

" grow your fuzz into a jungle safari like the Zohan ???" :not:[/QUOTE]

That is effin funny!!!!!!!! :clap:

[XxKiTtiExX]

Rub some deep heat into the sore spot, believe me it'll help :eek:

[Maha]

Learn to brake a bit smoother

Fuck now theres a point!!!!

[Maha]

Smurf jizz!?!



Smurff Jizz.......:clap::killingme
Colgate produce that in a tube.

[MSTRS]

OK Im guessin this is a serious question.Besides as Nasty suggested pain killers afterwards Big, litte or just plain weedy you need to grip the tank with your legs. A side effect is better feel through the hand controls

Frosty has the answer. You clamp your thighs onto the tank, use your core muscles to hold yourself up and don't use your arms/wrists for support. If you can't avoid slipping up against the tank, then you are doing it wrong.

[vifferman]

Frosty has the answer.
Ahem.....
Who first posted about gripping the tank with one's thighs? :whistle:

[socialites]

Frosty has the answer. You clamp your thighs onto the tank, use your core muscles to hold yourself up and don't use your arms/wrists for support. If you can't avoid slipping up against the tank, then you are doing it wrong.

Nah....me thinks the numbing solution is way beta....

[UberRhys]

You could always get someone to numb it for you...num num num:bleh:

Teehee... ROTFLMAO!! :laugh: :lol: :niceone:

[Maha]

Frosty has the answer. You clamp your thighs onto the tank, use your core muscles to hold yourself up and don't use your arms/wrists for support. If you can't avoid slipping up against the tank, then you are doing it wrong.

And having only done her BHS, theres still time to learn/practice the finner points.

[Burtha]

Rub some deep heat into the sore spot, believe me it'll help :eek:

Just don't get any into the crack(s) ! :crazy:

[The Pastor]

http://i25.tinypic.com/k51o5l.gif

solution solved

[enigma51]

I wanna know how you got from the bitch seat to the tank? :Pokey:

[XxKiTtiExX]

Just don't get any into the crack(s) ! :crazy:


The whole point was to accidently smoosh some in there :whistle:

[Burtha]

The whole point was to accidently smoosh some in there :whistle:

Your real name isn't Patsy is it? ie; where do you put your mobile phone? Or do ye think it is a vibrator???
:shifty:

[XxKiTtiExX]

Your real name isn't Patsy is it? ie; where do you put your mobile phone? Or do ye think it is a vibrator???
:shifty:

What can I say, I always squirm when I ring myself.. :lol:

[Bikernereid]

Rub some deep heat into the sore spot, believe me it'll help :eek:

have to be very careful with deep heat and nether regions!!!!:shit:

[Bikernereid]

Fuck now theres a point!!!!

Yes a point but I was a Honda virgin and didn't expect the brakes to be quite that sharp.

[Bikernereid]

I wanna know how you got from the bitch seat to the tank? :Pokey:


Well when OWNER offered to let me lose on his precious bike I took him seriously. Maybe he has learnt not to joke about such things around me in future!!!

[MSTRS]

Ahem.....
Who first posted about gripping the tank with one's thighs? :whistle:

After getting the "Spagthorpe Wheezehound" wrong, what can I say?
I'm getting old, I've even noticed grey hairs in my eyebrows lately.

[Tank]

Tank / Vagina battle?

I dont want to battle - Hell - I'm happy to kiss and make up :dodge:.

-Tank

[nodrog]

buy a scooter, problem solved.

[Kickaha]

Surely being a woman type person, you have meatyish thighs? You need to learn to clench them together against the tank to help hold yourself in position.
Just pretend you're clamping them tightly shut to prevent unwanted attention to your nether regions. Which in effect, is Eggs Zachary what you're doing.

Or Alternatively open them wider and use some lube

[scumdog]

whats a panty liner

A big ship that brings panties from other countries??:stupid:

BTW: What is a panty??:confused:

[yungatart]

BTW: What is a panty??:confused:

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/catalog/images/hospital-panty-pad.jpg

[Bikernereid]

Tank / Vagina battle?

I dont want to battle - Hell - I'm happy to kiss and make up :dodge:.

-Tank


Thanks for the gesture. OWNER has eased my pain.

[Bikernereid]

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/catalog/images/hospital-panty-pad.jpg

My God that is as big as a baby sheep!!

[scumdog]

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/catalog/images/hospital-panty-pad.jpg

Is that sheila an albino??:(

[Bikernereid]

Is that sheila an albino??:(


I couldn't tell we appear to have broken her!!

[Owl]

Chicks have far more padding on their arse, so face the other way!:msn-wink:

[howdamnhard]

As someone who has just found out that OWNER's CBR600RR has bloody good and sharp brakes I would like to know how other women get around the tank inflicted vagina damage.

Huh and I thought it was only us guys that had problems.The old nut crushing hard braking hitting big bump/hole scenario.:lol::lol::lol:

[howdamnhard]

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/catalog/images/hospital-panty-pad.jpg

What is with the pad, is it the wrong time of the month for her?:clap:

[Bikernereid]

Huh and I thought it was only us guys that had problems.The old nut crushing hard braking hitting big bump/hole scenario.:lol::lol::lol:

Nope, not quite as bad as being hit in the same location with a very fast flying hockey ball but still not the most pleasant experience I have had recently. I guess some nice soft cushioning on the tank might help.

[Bikernereid]

What is with the pad, is it the wrong time of the month for her?:clap:

By the size of it it would seem a little like overkill time of the month!!

[Ocean1]

CBR600RR has bloody good and sharp brakes... tank inflicted vagina damage.

Talk about bump uglies...

[howdamnhard]

Nope, not quite as bad as being hit in the same location with a very fast flying hockey ball but still not the most pleasant experience I have had recently. I guess some nice soft cushioning on the tank might help.
Stick some high density foam rubber on the tank.

[howdamnhard]

By the size of it it would seem a little like overkill time of the month!!

Well who knows with you members of the fairer sex , don't you all have different flow/leakage rates ?:dodge:

[MSTRS]

Well who knows with you members of the fairer sex , don't you all have different flow/leakage rates ?:dodge:

We all have that...judging by the dribble on here.:eek5:

[howdamnhard]

We all have that...judging by the dribble on here.:eek5:

Surely you meant " drivel " ,he,he.:laugh:

[MSTRS]

No <yggjgjglg>

[gammaguy]

Hey me meaty thighs, he he he hehe. I am only little so maybe I need some velcro on the seat.

did you know there is male and female velcro?

better make sure you get the correct gender else you will become....um.....attached.:hug::hug:

[Mom]

I am surprised your vagina took a hit on heavy braking really. If I recall my anatomy lessons correctly and am familiar with my own body, how the hell you hurt your vagina on the tank under heavy braking has me stumped.

Even your vulva would have been hard pressed (pun intended) to get a bruise, unless you have a really weird riding style that is. More likely you have hit your pubic bone on the tank. Follow the advice delivered by the more sensible posts in this thread.

If you crushed your pubis against the tank and remained seated on the bike shows you have some skills. Progressive braking is something I suggest you practise :yes:

[Number One]

Yes a point but I was a Honda virgin and didn't expect the brakes to be quite that sharp.
Perhaps along with braking smoother riding a bike that is commensurate with your level of riding experience (and license) would be a good start ;)

[owner]

As the only witness to said event, she needs to go faster so the brakes are less viscious.
But her vagina won the battle because my bike doesn't go any more:doh:
and there is a big slimy patch underneath the bike.

[owner]

Perhaps along with braking smoother riding a bike that is commensurate with your level of riding experience (and license) would be a good start ;)

You are very correct, but she was under responible supervision in a stunt spot and was going too slow for the brakes to work properly

She is a great student and does what she is told, thats why I let her ride my bike. Then I crashed it in front of her :banana:

She respects bikes and what I've seen so far she won't get to far ahead of herself

[Number One]

she was under responible supervision in a stunt spot
WTF??

She's stunting now?! Shit don't tell Katman that she is riding out of class for her license AND stunting...:lol: he will be baying for blood over all that lot!

[Pixie]

As someone who has just found out that OWNER's CBR600RR has bloody good and sharp brakes I would like to know how other women get around the tank inflicted vagina damage.

I truely hope your description of your problem is a case of a lack of anatomical knowledge and that you are refering to your vulva.
(N.B. not Volvo; that is a type of car that is often driven by c**ts )

If your tank did inflict damage to your vagina,
1. I don't want to know about it,and at the same time strangely intrigued as to the details.
2. CBR600RR's must have amazing brakes.

[Pixie]

Yes a point but I was a Honda virgin and didn't expect the brakes to be quite that sharp.

So the damage inflicted means you are no longer a Honda virgin?

I'm just after the facts Ma'am,just the facts.:scratch:

[Bikernereid]

WTF??

She's stunting now?! Shit don't tell Katman that she is riding out of class for her license AND stunting...:lol: he will be baying for blood over all that lot!

Hey I may be slightly unhinged but even I am not that crazy. I was having a lesson and experience on Shane's bike too see what I thought of the CBR600. From the experience I am sure that the bike seating is too high for me and that I want a bike with less weight. I was not going incredibly fast but was doing what Shane has asked me to do. What I learnt from the short ride on this bike is that the brakes are far sharper than the Yamaha Tricker I rode recently and the pit bike I learnt on.

I find it hard to believe there is anyone that hasn't hurt or damaged their pubic bone or testes and penis by hard breaking! And that is why I was asking (especially the women) for some advice.

[McJim]

The_Dover swole his ball bag in a crash - left a strange shaped dent on his tank too.

I have always found under sharp braking that I am taking my weight on my arms and legs pressing hard on the pegs and handlebars.

Sounds like you are holding your pelvis at a 'receptive' angle (or you've fitted a dildo to your tank :rofl:) if you've bruised yer love tunnel.

[SixPackBack]

Hey I may be slightly unhinged but even I am not that crazy. I was having a lesson and experience on Shane's bike too see what I thought of the CBR600. From the experience I am sure that the bike seating is too high for me and that I want a bike with less weight. I was not going incredibly fast but was doing what Shane has asked me to do. What I learnt from the short ride on this bike is that the brakes are far sharper than the Yamaha Tricker I rode recently and the pit bike I learnt on.

I find it hard to believe there is anyone that hasn't hurt or damaged their pubic bone or testes and penis by hard breaking! And that is why I was asking (especially the women) for some advice.

I'm more interested to learn if you felt any homosexual urges while riding the Honda?

[stify]

Then I crashed it in front of her :banana:


bummer dude....

[Bikernereid]

The_Dover swole his ball bag in a crash - left a strange shaped dent on his tank too.

I have always found under sharp braking that I am taking my weight on my arms and legs pressing hard on the pegs and handlebars.

Sounds like you are holding your pelvis at a 'receptive' angle (or you've fitted a dildo to your tank :rofl:) if you've bruised yer love tunnel.


OWNER and I have been discussing how I was riding his bike and as I mentioed to him he has a big wide tank and it forces me to ride with more pressure on the thighs which wasn't the most comfortable position. Maybe my pelvis was not in the best position, I will pay more attention to riding position in future.

There will be no dildos fitted to OWNERs CBR, well not when he is looking!!

[Bikernereid]

I'm more interested to learn if you felt any homosexual urges while riding the Honda?

When in Rome!!

[McJim]

he has a big wide tank and it forces me to ride with more pressure on the thighs which wasn't the most comfortable position.
Stay away from inline 4 bikes then and make the move to a twin - you'll be a lot more comfortable. (Also twins are nicer to ride and sound better too...but then I'm biased)

[SixPackBack]

When in Rome!!

Did you roll Owner over and butt-shag him with your clitoris?:eek::spanking:

[MVnut]

The most interesting thread title I've seen for ages:first:

[Bikernereid]

Stay away from inline 4 bikes then and make the move to a twin - you'll be a lot more comfortable. (Also twins are nicer to ride and sound better too...but then I'm biased)

I am sampling bikes at the mo as I have short legs and it really important for me to have a bike that doesn't leave you wanting to go jump in a car cos you are walking like John Wayne.

[Bikernereid]

Did you roll Owner over and butt-shag him with your clitoris?:eek::spanking:


May I suggest that you go play with Jet and get your rocks off with him you perv!!

[McJim]

I am sampling bikes at the mo as I have short legs and it really important for me to have a bike that doesn't leave you wanting to go jump in a car cos you are walking like John Wayne.

Try a Ducati Monster then. Nice and narrow and not too far off the ground. I wanted one for ages then I tried one and found it was far too small for me (6'1" Glaswegian...go figure).

Neat bike for shorter legged people.

They come in a variety of engine sizes from the gutless 400 Jap imports up to the muscular S4Rs.

[weekendwarrior]

Num num num :bleh: lmfao

[scracha]

As someone who has just found out that OWNER's CBR600RR has bloody good and sharp brakes I would like to know how other women get around the tank inflicted vagina damage.

Who cares, but

I baggsy first sniff of the tank

[MaxCannon]

Stick some high density foam rubber on the tank.

I bought a ZZR who's previous owner was female.
It had a big chunk of rubber right where (and I can only guess) it would provide some form of cushioning under hard braking.

The brakes were shit anyway but god damn it was in the wrong place for a bloke.
I think it lasted for about two set of lights after I picked up the bike before I pulled off the road and tore it off.

[SixPackBack]

May I suggest that you go play with Jet and get your rocks off with him you perv!!

Arnold, Trevor and duct tape sounds more satisfying:eek:

[Shadows]

There's a name for that....isn't there? I am sure there is...I can't quite remember...it's just on the tip of my tongue. I'm sure it'll come to me. And then I'll feel better....

You're not a very cunning linguist are you? :msn-wink:

[davebullet]

What about using a chastity belt? They could make a comeback as a form of nether region armour.

[davebullet]

WTF??

She's stunting now?! Shit don't tell Katman that she is riding out of class for her license AND stunting...:lol: he will be baying for blood over all that lot!

Assuming you respect your bike and value your life, riding out of class makes you ride more carefully. Especially when you know you are not insured and could cop the fine and demerit points if pulled over.

[MsKABC]

I find it hard to believe there is anyone that hasn't hurt or damaged their pubic bone or testes and penis by hard breaking! And that is why I was asking (especially the women) for some advice.

Nope, have never damaged my pubic bone, ever. Nor any part of my female anatomy whatsoever. My bikes have been a fair bit smaller than a CBR600 too ;) May I suggest some kegel exercises for your riding pleasure?

[MSTRS]

You're not a very cunning linguist are you? :msn-wink:

No...no...don't tell me...I've almost got it...so close I can nearly taste it <_<

[scracha]

No...no...don't tell me...I've almost got it...so close I can nearly taste it <_<
I think this whole tale sounds a bit fishy



She also forgot the first rule of Kiwibiker:- If there are no photos then it didn't happen.

[MSTRS]

...was going too slow for the brakes to work properly



Seems to me that the brakes work just fine. Is their purpose not to slow or stop the bike? At, or from, any speed? I can understand the effect of an indelicate yank on the lever tho...first car I drove with power-assisted brakes, and discs to boot, (XA Falcon) gave me a fright. At the time, my only experience was with simple drums all round.

[MsKABC]

Seems to me that the brakes work just fine. Is their purpose not to slow or stop the bike? At, or from, any speed? I can understand the effect of an indelicate yank on the lever tho...first car I drove with power-assisted brakes, and discs to boot, (XA Falcon) gave me a fright. At the time, my only experience was with simple drums all round.

Yes...."going too slow for the brakes to work properly"? Is that a euphemism for "braking too hard for the speed she was going"?

[MSTRS]

I think this whole tale sounds a bit fishy


I have the feeling that we're on a slippery slope, that we might be in danger of uncovering something best left alone, and the situation could get a little hairy if we keep poking it...

[Burtha]

I baggsy first sniff of the tank

Someone likes fish and/or deep heat ! :shifty:

[Bikernereid]

Someone likes fish and/or deep heat ! :shifty:


Well if he sniffs OWNER's tank he will smell neither!!!

[Bikernereid]

I think this whole tale sounds a bit fishy



She also forgot the first rule of Kiwibiker:- If there are no photos then it didn't happen.

Well then by that rule OWNER doesn't need a stunting cage on his CBR then!

[Finn]

Confucius says girl who rides motorbike with lose lips is sure to be tank slapper.

[Burtha]

Confucius says girl who rides motorbike with lose lips is sure to be tank slapper.

slap indi tank :clap:

[alley cat]

Well dont go getting a 675, they are the devils work for pussy bashing:whistle:

[buellbabe]

Well surprise surprise... I read the 1st page and thought "hmmm me thinks this thread is gonna deteriorate quickly"...skipped to the last page and see that I was right LOL.

Getting back to the subject raised in the original post.

Hell just harden up! Shit happens! I once braked so hard I landed ON the tank of my Harley and DENTED it! I was walking funny for about a week LOL.

The Buell has a different shaped tank and despite it having excellent brakes I have never repeated the experience.

Oh yeah, should mention that I would never have landed on the tank if I had been riding more defensively...I was following too fast and too close. Entirely my own fault! Hard lesson to learn.

[Bikernereid]

Well surprise surprise... I read the 1st page and thought "hmmm me thinks this thread is gonna deteriorate quickly"...skipped to the last page and see that I was right LOL.

Getting back to the subject raised in the original post.

Hell just harden up! Shit happens! I once braked so hard I landed ON the tank of my Harley and DENTED it! I was walking funny for about a week LOL.

The Buell has a different shaped tank and despite it having excellent brakes I have never repeated the experience.

Oh yeah, should mention that I would never have landed on the tank if I had been riding more defensively...I was following too fast and too close. Entirely my own fault! Hard lesson to learn.


Why should I harden up, I like being a soft girly:msn-wink:?

I like you have learnt a very valuable lesson and don't intend to make the same mistake again. Luckily, I have received some good advice and as a result shall be looking at different bikes and riding style in future.

[cmoore]

id have to say...if your riding it so hard your vagina hurts..then your doing something right...

[Waxxa]

Damn! do you stunt riding, you know, doing wheelies while sitting on the handlebars or something?

I agree with Mom, change your riding position.

[Maha]

Tank / Vagina battle?

I dont want to battle - Hell - I'm happy to kiss and make up :dodge:.

-Tank

Say the thread title out loud and it all makes sense...

Tank Slash Vagina Battle....
A war that will go down in history as being 'fort with passion'.

[Scouse]

thats not very nice calling yourself Tank vagina. I think Tank flaps sounds better.

[scumdog]

Who cares, but

I baggsy first sniff of the tank

Me?

First lick.:msn-wink:

[Solly]

No one has once voiced there concern for the poor tank.....blinkers off guys:spanking:

[owner]

Licking and sniffing of my tank will be charged at 25$ a time









but wait there's more






There will be no time limit you can lick and sniff all you like for one small fee of 25$

[Bikernereid]

Try a Ducati Monster then. Nice and narrow and not too far off the ground. I wanted one for ages then I tried one and found it was far too small for me (6'1" Glaswegian...go figure).

Neat bike for shorter legged people.

They come in a variety of engine sizes from the gutless 400 Jap imports up to the muscular S4Rs.

Thanks for this was really looking for a Suzuki but if the short leg issue dictates that that isn't possible I will seriously consider looking at a Duc. After seeing the problems my dad had with bikes and short legs I am more concerned with buying a bike I am comfortable with than one that looks pretty etc.

[buellbabe]

[QUOTE=Bikern1mpho;1962771]Why should I harden up, I like being a soft girly:msn-wink:?
QUOTE]

Good on ya! So do I...I'm a total girly-girl who happens to have an obsession with Motorbikes...boots...leather...

BTW I agree that the Monster could well be a good choice, a mate of mine recently bought one and she is a shortarse. She feels really comfortable on it :niceone:

[Griffin]

Tank / Vagina battle?

I dont want to battle - Hell - I'm happy to kiss and make up :dodge:.

-Tank

When I saw the title of this thread and looked on the first page I just knew that there would be a comment in here somewhere from you about it :laugh:

[davereid]

What ya need is a mounting dowel on the seat. Say about 6" long and an inch and a half diameter... that should stop you sliding forward onto the tank..

[oldrider]

Licking and sniffing of my tank will be charged at 25$ a time









but wait there's more






There will be no time limit you can lick and sniff all you like for one small fee of 25$

Do you accept Visa? :p Can't wait. :banana: John.

[MSTRS]

What ya need is a mounting dowel on the seat. Say about 6" long and an inch and a half diameter... that should stop you sliding forward onto the tank..

With adapted leathers (ATGATT eh), that could work. A second dowel could provide extra security?

[Bikernereid]

What ya need is a mounting dowel on the seat. Say about 6" long and an inch and a half diameter... that should stop you sliding forward onto the tank..


Thanks will look into that.

[Jerry74]

dont use dowel you may get splinters

[scracha]

Thanks for this was really looking for a Suzuki but if the short leg issue dictates that that isn't possible I will seriously consider looking at a Duc.

I'd thoroughly recommend a 748r. Ideal first big bike*. I just happen to have one for sale.




*honest

[vifferman]

I have a strong suspicion (almost blue vein cheese strength) that if I put "vagina" or other 'interesting' terms in the title of every thread I started, they'd get heaps of interest.
I guess if nothing else, at least the thread titles would be exciting... :blink:

[Swoop]

Tank / Vagina battle?

I dont want to battle - Hell - I'm happy to kiss and make up

Sorry Tank, but my money is on the other candidate here.
Some other cunt always wins.

[newbould]

Surely a tank bag is the answer? I'm sure if you Google "Strap on" you will find one that's suitable. Then you will be like Heather:

There was a young woman called Heather
Who's tank bag was made out of leather
No more did she hurry
She had not a worry
For biking was now such a pleasure

[Conquiztador]

Simple: Remove the tank and your problem is solved!

[Whynot]

I have a strong suspicion (almost blue vein cheese strength) that if I put "vagina" or other 'interesting' terms in the title of every thread I started, they'd get heaps of interest.
I guess if nothing else, at least the thread titles would be exciting... :blink:

Something like ....
"So i was riding home today vagina ..."

or maybe

"Dickhead on the blue bike on the southern vagina"

[caseye]

na couldn't possibly work, no one would be interested, wood they?

[Elysium]

http://i25.tinypic.com/k51o5l.gif

solution solved

Well I'll be...never thought it worked both ways.

[AllanB]

Rub a little cream on it possibly?

Pretty sure shaving cream would work.........

[Tigadae]

im with the other dude hold on tight with ya thighs its like ridding a horse,,, feels good too

[Rob Taylor]

Yip Vagina heading works for me:whistle:,,,, We had this problem with one of our riders(you work out which one);)..soooo we fitted stomp grip and all is solved...Grip those knees to gether hard:beer:

[Laxi]

buy a scooter, problem solved.

the problem here is, wouldnt that just make you a big pussy and therefore more likly to have aformentioned result?:blip:

[Insanity_rules]

Buy a Ducati, not only do you beaut girly type bikers look super hot on them but they don't tend to crotch slap you as badly. Oh no! the tank on most models is such that it stomach slaps you more instead.

It is comforting to know that ladys have the same tank issues as we do. I got a tank slap so bad once I had to stop get off and promptly dropped to the ground. I swear the pain was so bad that I could hear my ears ringing. I wonder if my bike knew that I was perving at another bike at the time?

[GrayWolf]

Originally Posted by Tank
Tank / Vagina battle?

I dont want to battle - Hell - I'm happy to kiss and make up .

-Tank



Thanks for the gesture. OWNER has eased my pain.

Awwwwwwww thats so nice to see, her 'OWNER' has eased her pain hehe!

[awayatc]

just don't lose it.......

[TK3]

As someone who has just found out that OWNER's CBR600RR has bloody good and sharp brakes I would like to know how other women get around the tank inflicted vagina damage.

Stomp grip would sort it out so you don't need to clamp so hard. $100 for the kit. :second:

[BADGRL]

Man why are us chicks complaining.. I've never got my head around how you males manage! rofl

[Cr1MiNaL]

I cannot believe this is a serious question.

[davebullet]

Man why are us chicks complaining.. I've never got my head around how you males manage! rofl

That's because all the guys on here are too small to have a problem! :laugh: :girlfight:

[A_Mans_Ruin]

That's because all the guys on here are too small to have a problem! :laugh: :girlfight:

I always thought guys got bigger bikes to Compensate...... Now I know :yes:

[Grant`]

I always thought guys got bigger bikes to Compensate...... Now I know :yes:

Does that mean guys on scooters are well.........:gob:

[A_Mans_Ruin]

Does that mean guys on scooters are well.........:gob:

Guys on scooters???
"Boys" on scooters!!!!
Real men Ride Bikes!

[DMNTD]

So...how's your vagina going? Sounds like it has taken a jolly good pounding! :sunny:

[A_Mans_Ruin]

So...how's your vagina going? Sounds like it has taken a jolly good pounding! :sunny:

Bwahaha having to resort to the threads for your kicks now huh!!!!! :bleh:

[YellowDog]

My missus used to work in A & E.

Apparently men suffer far worse in that area.

[Edbear]

I cannot believe this is a serious question.

You do know you're on KB...?:yes:

[naphazoline]

As someone who has just found out that OWNER's CBR600RR has bloody good and sharp brakes I would like to know how other women get around the tank inflicted vagina damage.

Imagine what it's like for us with nut's!!!:bash::sick:

Ya just harden up (no pun intended) and get calluses after a while.LOL.