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PrincessBandit
3rd March 2009, 13:01
wait for it.......



it's Barry Manilow. Yes, you read right. He could be the new weapon of choice to disperse unruly, aggressive loitering youths from central CHCH since high pitched squealing, audible only to teenagers (and dogs I guess), is considered too unPC to use.

Wait with bated breath on results! :corn:

Would Barry frighten you away from your local?

JMemonic
3rd March 2009, 13:16
With the dB that their cars pump out I seriously doubt having this playing at a level that does not disturb hotel guests and residents of the area will have any more than a limited if any affect.

Slyer
3rd March 2009, 13:32
They will adapt.

EJK
3rd March 2009, 13:34
They will run faster

spookytooth
3rd March 2009, 13:37
if i had to listen to Barry Manilow i think it would make me want to smash stuff

AllanB
3rd March 2009, 14:08
I find it turns me into a dog - I'd start humping their legs................:confused:

PirateJafa
3rd March 2009, 14:55
You're all fools.

Everyone knows that there is only one solution.

We must remove the head, or destroy the brain.

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Max Preload
3rd March 2009, 15:10
What's wrong with Bazza? :o

Tank
3rd March 2009, 15:14
They will play their music louder.

They need something more 'impacting' for the youf down there.

Im thinking an axe.

Hitcher
3rd March 2009, 15:36
Her name was Lola
She was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair
And a dress cut down to there
She would Merengue
And do the Cha-Cha
And, while she tried to be a star
Tony always tended bar
Across the crowded floor
They worked from eight to four
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

Skyryder
3rd March 2009, 15:45
I was in Kawerau last year and they had piped Christian music into the mall. This was late at night. Not a youth in sight. So this music thing can work.

Skyryder

munterk6
3rd March 2009, 17:54
What a bloody waste of good music!! Poor ol Barry, he would be turning in his grave knowing that his beautiful blessed music is to be wasted on these cretins...(he is dead...isn't he?)
These mindless young fools don't deserve such treasures bestowed upon them rant rant rant!!!!! :whistle:

CookMySock
3rd March 2009, 18:58
Yeah the councils do it over here to get rid of the youths after dark. It empties the shopping centers like magic.

Steve

Mental Trousers
3rd March 2009, 19:06
I was hoping the answer was tazers, but Barry Manilow and ilk are suitably cruel.

SARGE
3rd March 2009, 19:11
They will play their music louder.

They need something more 'impacting' for the youf down there.

Im thinking an axe.



nah.. GAS-Axe


or put up big video screens and play New Zealand's Next Top Model followed up by that gay fashion design reality crap


that'll clear em out.. if not.. ghey.....