MotoMart=Honda

[Sparky Bills]

Its official!!!
Motomart is now a Honda dealer. :niceone:
Dont have any new bikes yet, but should have in store real soon.

MMMMMMM
You think this is a good time to butter them up for a new CBR600RR race bike??? :2thumbsup


But dont worry, Sawyers are still Honda too!
All is good!

[Blakamin]

hmmm.... no comment.... come see me thursday for my well-bit payment (and an ale if you're up for it)
why friggin hondas?.... thought the KTMs took so much floorspace away from the MV's and Ducs it sucked already... CRs and shit now I spose???

you might wanna take note of the Duc service thread... lucky you do what you do...


and ya do it well... :apint:

[Sparky Bills]

Nothing wrong with Honda's mate!
Actually... My first dogs name was Honda! (for real!)

Still got the KTM's and Duc's, just got to add these to the pile too.
Just not Husky dealers anymore.
I think Maidstone Yamaha is going to take them on.

[Blakamin]

Nothing wrong with Honda's mate!
Actually... My first dogs name was Honda! (for real!)

Still got the KTM's and Duc's, just got to add these to the pile too.
Just not Husky dealers anymore.
I think Maidstone Yamaha is going to take them on.
still stealing space off real bikes tho.... :2thumbsup


will PM ya soon... got some $$ to give away...(just kidding people)

[merv]

So Clive Cooper-Smith has finally relented on his demand for single franchise shops then after all the fuss he had with Sawyers when they took on Yamaha. Wellington went without Hondas altogether until he gave in - I know WT would have loved that but given how overseas most Honda shops are multifranchise like any other dealership it was a dumb policy by Blue Wing Honda. The market still isn't big enough here to support single franchise shops as far as I can see.

[Deano]

still stealing space off real bikes tho.... :2thumbsup


As long as they start stealing some space in the SBK......

Cool, a Honda dealer just down the road. :banana:

[White trash]

You're on the money there, Merv. What's REALLY stupid, have you seen any other brand used car on a Honda lot?

[Sparky Bills]

As long as they start stealing some space in the SBK......

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They did alright last year.
And this year there are even more of them!!!

[inlinefour]

Nothing wrong with having another dealer to source quality bikes from, eh. :niceone:

[Biff]

still stealing space off real bikes tho.... :2thumbsup


Yeah, Dukes need more floor space because they're disposable kinda bikes. They only last a few months before ya need a new one, so the shop needs to hold more stock :Pokey:

[merv]

Basically both Motomart and Sawyers could do with better locations - you are both in bastards of places on busy streets - and that ramp down at Motomart is a classic, so can't you talk the boss into big new premises to house all the top models?

[White trash]

Tell ya what.

Everytime I dirve past it I think the old Superior Springs location in Seaview would be the mutts nutts for a bike shop.

If I win powerball, that's what I'll be doing.

It's my idea, so fuck off you vultures....

[Blakamin]

Tell ya what.

Everytime I dirve past it I think the old Superior Springs location in Seaview would be the mutts nutts for a bike shop.

If I win powerball, that's what I'll be doing.

It's my idea, so fuck off you vultures....
I'll let you...if ya give me a job...
I could be in charge of the beer fridge or sumfin important like that!

[White trash]

I'll let you...if ya give me a job...
I could be in charge of the beer fridge or sumfin important like that!

Fuck off mate, you'd be Workshop foreman. How's fifty k and a company bike sound?

[Riff Raff]

Can I be first aid person and general sitter on and admirer of bikes person?

[jrandom]

Can I be Official Suspension Tester?

Actually, I reckon I could be a pretty good bike salesman.

That idea is going to stay purely hypothetical, though. I'd go through several bottles of Swarfega every night trying to get the crawly stench of craven misrepresentation out of my skin.

[White trash]

Can I be first aid person and general sitter on and admirer of bikes person?

Unfortunately, this is a role held by the Sales manager.

[Blakamin]

Fuck off mate, you'd be Workshop foreman. How's fifty k and a company bike sound?
I accept!... mainly coz of the access to the beer fridge that a foreman has... :apint:

[Hitcher]

I'd go through several bottles of Swarfega every night trying to get the crawly stench of craven misrepresentation out of my skin.
And the giant iguana out of your butt crack?

[jrandom]

And the giant iguana out of your butt crack?

I've decided to leave it there for the time being.

In my profession, one never knows when one will need to pull a little more than usual out of one's arse.

[Sparky Bills]

Tell ya what.

Everytime I dirve past it I think the old Superior Springs location in Seaview would be the mutts nutts for a bike shop.

If I win powerball, that's what I'll be doing.

It's my idea, so fuck off you vultures....


I hope you will make sure all your staff members go on a sales course!! :niceone:

Im in if ya need a Parts/accessories man! :2thumbsup :banana: :wari:

Although i will require a shop race bike, company bike and $100,000 a year!
Im not asking too much am i??

OHH!! And a 1hour lunch break every day! :niceone:

[cliffy]

i'll be the fat lazy guy who lazes around fart's,eat pizza, is generally obnoxiuos and rude to customers has a complete lack of personal hygene but is such a prick that he'd find a way to screw you for wrongfull dismissal :shifty: meaning you can't afford to fire them so haveto put up with their shit an dwatch them aggravate the good employees to the point where they leave :angry2: .............i'm sure you all know this guy most workplaces have one and would be incomplete without them....dammit!
yes i have had this experience in my workplace previously and yes sorry i am still bitter!!! :brick: sorry :confused:

[hobdar]

OH OH OH can i be the tea boy.....I make a good cuppa and know F'all about bikes so thats all i am good for...oh that and customer services training.../ IT training....at a stretch...

Would still need company bike (damn almost wrote car) and well some dosh to keep mrs hobdar happy.......mortgage kid bills...arghhh feckin car....oh yeah and yay eventually a bike.

[Blakamin]

why would people need cuppas??? there WILL be a beer fridge..... :spudwhat:

[Pickle]

Actually... My first dogs name was Honda! (for real!)


And you never did get that warranty claim fixed on the dog did you?? :spudwave:

[Sparky Bills]

And you never did get that warranty claim fixed on the dog did you?? :spudwave:


HEY!!
That was the best dog in the world!
Nothing wrong with him.

[Hitcher]

Can I be the guy who takes the piss out of the customer standing on the other side of the counter who's just rung up on his cellphone to ask whether or not we're open?