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beyond
6th March 2009, 19:34
Late last year I was invited by a fellow Kiwibiker whose name might be voluntarily given in the course of this thread. I'm not into mentioning names for obvious reasons and will leave it up to them to volunteer that information if they want. :)

My mate on his Tuono and a friend of his who we met in Whakatane and who owns a Kawasaki Z1000 naked were my companions on this run along with a few others who during the course of the day, pulled out for various reasons.

We left the Autobahn in Papakura at 6.10am being wet, dark and very foggy. It was one of those runs where you descended the Bombay hills into thick murk and could hardly see. It was cold and wet and a stupid idea to be riding in these conditions but when you are primed for a ride you just have to do what a bloke has to do :)

We reached Matamata after a couple of good slides on wet tar and in thick fog. Tuono man found out his bike does well at sideways drifting and was pleased he managed to control his steed under such conditions. A quick coffee and a couple of pig and cackleberry sandwiches had us on our way again.

It was a quick hop over the Kaimais and still darn cold and miserable and mister plod ahead was not welcome. Once past him on the Tauranga side of the Kaimais, one is tempted to open the throttle to make good use off those twisties but Mr Beltronics tells me there's another one around the corner... that was close.

We gas up this side of Tauranga, couple of the guys get all the wet weather gear off but I decide to keep mine on as the leathers on there own aren't doing a good job of keeping that Hypothermia at bay even though the sun is starting to gather it's strength.

Good run down to Whakatane where we stop for suds and a warm up at Tuono man's bro's house. On the straights leading down the coast to Whakatane, Tuono man decides to see what his machine will do and races off around 250kmh and I decide to tuck in behind him. Problem is my super slick leathers are covered in floppy wet weather gear and once over 220kmh it feels like my bod wants to go paragliding. I'm having real diificulty hanging on at 230kmh so let Tuono man disappear into the distance.

I can't see his grin but I bet he's having fun.

We stop for gas at Opotiki, some obligatory photos and hit the road. The roads through the East cape are wet, many resealed patches and some very interesting rapid riding takes place till we reach Te Araroa. A local thinks the road belongs to him alone and nearly takes out Z1000 and myself on a nice leaning left hander but alls good.

Te Araroa is like going back in time. Awesome scenery all the way down but best to keep your eyes on the road at the pace we are moving or get a lot closer look at the roadside sights than intended. We tank up with gas after crossing the road to the local store to get the man to unlock the only pump and fill us up.

I'm starving. Must be that worm again. I've got to dose myself with Nilverm I reckon. Must be a big bugga. I buy the last 4 n 20 pie at the place where we pay for gas, quaff that and cross the road and buy another pie and that goes down the hatch to feed the Anaconda.

After half an hour or more watching the sights we head off for an even more rapid return to Opotiki. Half way there we stop for a while while we feed the Anaconda with copious amounts of Shark and Tattie and Ginger beer.

Once we got that bugga quietened down we head of again and made good use of some awesome twisty roads. Z1000 man, fried his rear and had to slow down before Whakatane to ensure he made it home with the big canvas stripe down his rear. Man it was fun.

I want to get home by dark and I'm on my own now, so leave Whakatane at 5.00 Pm and give the 1400 a bit of stick, avoiding the odd live bacon with Mr Beltronics whispering in my ear..... I'm home in South Auckland tucking into dinner with my missus at 7.00pm.

What an awesome day. 1100kms in 12 hours.

That's why I own a GSX1400. Could have done it all again no trouble at all and the 1400 had no trouble stayin with the lads.

I LOVE MY BIKE :) :banana: :banana:

zzzbang
6th March 2009, 20:33
sounds like fun, no better way to spend a day than on a bike all day long.:2thumbsup

Swoop
6th March 2009, 21:07
Hopefully the worm enjoyed the ride.:hug:

beyond
7th March 2009, 09:46
Yep, the worm enjoyed the ride and got a free feed on top of it :)

gijoe1313
7th March 2009, 10:07
Good stuff! That's what I like to hear, riding for riding sakes around parts of our fair land! In the wet or dry! :scooter:

tigertim20
7th March 2009, 10:13
sounds like a fun ride!

McDuck
7th March 2009, 10:25
whakatane to aucks in 2 hors? holy fuck

beyond
7th March 2009, 10:31
whakatane to aucks in 2 hors? holy fuck

:) South Orks mate. Like 30kms short of Central Orks. Still a quick run though.

McDuck
7th March 2009, 10:38
:) South Orks mate. Like 30kms short of Central Orks. Still a quick run though.

Still the thick end of 300kms, which means that adding in any fuel and intersections you would have needed to be doing well over 200kph near my family.

ernie953
7th March 2009, 18:55
that was a good ride Beyond. the Zed goes even better now with Ohlins to sort out the tyre problem.

Matt Bleck
8th March 2009, 08:44
what, no invite? :( i would have behaved....

beyond
8th March 2009, 10:47
LOL :)

Mate it was a last minute thing me going in the end and I didn't plan it but next time around you are always welcome. Been ages since I caught up with ya last.

Matt Bleck
8th March 2009, 14:07
Next time!! :D

Katman
8th March 2009, 17:14
Clearly, for all your (hollow) safety message posturing, you're still nothing more than an irresponsible fool when you're out on your bike.

Fucking pathetic.

beyond
8th March 2009, 18:50
Clearly, for all your (hollow) safety message posturing, you're still nothing more than an irresponsible fool when you're out on your bike.

Fucking pathetic.

Shit he's back... Beyond ducks and weaves and heads for cover.
For your information, this ride was about August last year if I remember rightly.

Posturing??? Ermmm... if I want to share safety messages to other members on this forum who might learn from them or survive by them then that's my right as a forum poster I should think. After all, no one gets "invited" to post... as a registered member they are "allowed" to.

If the weathers ok and all goes well, next Sunday you may get the chance to meet me and then you can tell me what a prick I am to my face if you like. Now how many bro's will I have with me.... wait, better cancel that :)

Cheers bud.

beyond
8th March 2009, 18:52
:crybaby:

I've never red repped anyone ever on this forum but guess who just had to. Now I call that pathetic.

Katman
8th March 2009, 19:04
For your information, this ride was about August last year if I remember rightly.



What difference does that make?

By your own admission the conditions were extremely poor yet you still saw it as an opportunity to ride in a manner that shows you clearly as an idiot.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=793752&postcount=1

You are so full of shit.

beyond
8th March 2009, 19:18
What difference does that make?

By your own admission the conditions were extremely poor yet you still saw it as an opportunity to ride in a manner that shows you clearly as an idiot.

Once again you weren't there and therefore cannot judge.
Conditions at the beginning of the day were bad and we all rode to the conditions at that point as we always do.

Shit, I'm real pleased you aren't head of our juducial system or there would be no one left in this country outside of prison.

Why don't you start to post on all the skills you have learnt seeing you believe that you ride better and safer than everyone else and put that knowledge to good work i.e. start helping newbies to learn some good pointers intead of trying to put everyone else down on this site.

I have said it before and so have a lot of other people. Riders are going to ride the way they ride because they want to. Some go about it safely and others go about it in a way that may be unsafe to others. There will always be someone who thinks someone else is dangerous or unsafe but I say again... what is unsafe to you might be well and truly on the safe side to them. If you ride like Rossi and are that much safer and better than everyone else than you should start a riding school or something and use your energy in a more positive manner. From what I've seen, you do nothing more than piss people off on this forum.

Stop judging people, get a life and start being positive about things okay? There's enough shit going down and depressive people creeping all over the place with this recession wihout them spending their time ripping other people to pieces.

In short.... get a life and stop posting on this forum until you have something more positive to say. Start sharing life experiences and your knowledge to help others, not put people down because all you are ending up doing is making contributive posters drop this site altogether.

Katman
8th March 2009, 19:21
There's enough shit going down



That's right - and it usually involves people killing themselves while riding like fuckwits.

beyond
8th March 2009, 19:22
That's right - and it usually involves people riding like fuckwits like yourself.

Get a life mate. Everyone except you apparently rides like an Fwit.

Katman
8th March 2009, 19:44
get a life and stop posting on this forum until you have something more positive to say.

My positive contribution to this forum takes the form of trying to combat the bullshit that the likes of yourself are in the habit of spouting on here.

beyond
8th March 2009, 19:54
I've finally found your system.
You take what others have said out of context and post a small snippet of what they have said to back up your own viewpoint.

Now, read it all in context and you might get the full picture.

if you go over all the posts I have ever made you will find a wealth of information that would help any rider. Sure, people can pull the meat of the bones and use all the pointers to help their own riding skills and ditch the stuff they don't want to hear but I suggest you stop putting people down because you don't happen to agree with what they have to say.

What is shit to you might be the stuff others use to help them survive out there.

katman...... stop dissing people. You are obviously so good and safe that your posting time should be used to teach and enable people but you are geting bogged down with all the negative stuff mate. Be positive... enjoy life... have fun, post good stuff and I reckon a lot more people might appreciate what you have to say.

Katman
8th March 2009, 19:59
Be positive... enjoy life... have fun, post good stuff and I reckon a lot more people might appreciate what you have to say.

Don't worry - I enjoy my life.

One of the things I hate most though is reading on a Monday morning the list of motorcyclists that have fucked themselves up over the weekend.

The likes of yourself do plenty to encourage that very same carnage.

beyond
8th March 2009, 20:06
Don't worry - I enjoy my life.

One of the things I hate most though is reading on a Monday morning the list of motorcyclists that have fucked themselves up over the weekend.

The likes of yourself do plenty to encourage that very same carnage.

On the contrary my friend... I do all I can to help prevent the carnage and have no intention of being part of it either. I ride to the conditions and ride within my own abilities but there will always be those who judge those conditions and abilities to be outside of their own.

No one in this world is made the same, or thinks the same. Some have skills others do not and those that appear to have no skills at all suprise the planet at times when they can accomplish so much with so little.

It's a good thing that we all think differently, have our own free will, can encompass the things we want to achieve. Thats what makes us truly human. Peace bro...... may meet you next Sunday perhaps.

Katman
8th March 2009, 20:07
may meet you next Sunday perhaps.

Who gives a fuck?

beyond
8th March 2009, 20:10
Who gives a fuck?

I do... that's why I post positive things and try and help others.