Big Dan = ???

[White trash]

Bro.

Shave your head.

Grow a (neat) goatie and mo'.

Mate, you could be the Big Show from Smackdowns stunt double. Same toothy grin. Same physique. Man, you're on the road to stardom!

You're welcome.

[Motoracer]

Make sure he doesn't sit on you for that. Otherwise it'll be 'pancake time', whitetrash flavoured.

[White trash]

Fuck me!!!! It's a Frankfurter!!! How you doin son? Happy birthday!!!!

Hope ya get some.

[Motoracer]

I'm doin good. Life's pretty tough around these parts. Luckily my Mrs is making it a lot easier for me. Otherwise belive me, you won't be able to get a flat, buy a motorbike or anything all on your own.

Most don't speak English and the processes are very lengthy and extreamly difficult!

I guess the day I buy a half decent bike and do a lap or two around Nurburgring, it'll all be worth it. P.S. I am finally getting some!