Ahhh back when ya fancied the school teacher.

[skidMark]

Well last night i went to the local pub for a drink or two...

Then ran into my old school teacher... the one everybody fancied in school...tall slim blonde etc etc...

She had had a bit to drink so she was talking utter tripe, but none the less entertaining...

Apparently i was the student at school she wanted but never got. NOW SHE TELLS ME!

Then twists the knife by informing now shes lesbian.

I offered to watch then we drank until 2am... i staggered home 6 pints and 5 shots of god knows what later in the rain.

Why am i up at 10am? :no:

Me no feel so good.

[nudemetalz]

I remember back in Form 2 (Year 7 for you newbies) I had a really nice 29 year old brunette teacher (female of course !!). Us boys fancied her. I remember her sitting on the desk while we all sat on the floor. Well I was at the front right in front of her so I got quite an eyeful up her skirt (hey, I was 12 !!!) I'm sure she knew......never forgotten that !! :spanking:

[noobi]

Form 1 is year 7, form 2 is year 8 :crazy:, us noobies have been trained well

there arnt any good looking teachers at out school, quickly thinks... nope
but my mate did have this bet .....

[skidMark]

Form 1 is year 7, form 2 is year 8 :crazy:, us noobies have been trained well

there arnt any good looking teachers at out school, quickly thinks... nope
but my mate did have this bet .....


This thread is a hint.... hit it before it likes girls...

stay 5 min after class lol

[Big Dave]

Wanking is best done in private mark.

[Indiana_Jones]

Nice to know our tax payer dollars are being put to good use.

-Indy

[MIXONE]

Wanking is best done in private mark.

And the ultimate rejection is when your hand goes to sleep on you.

[Mental Trousers]

And the ultimate rejection is when your hand goes to sleep on you.
Nah, it's like getting off with a stranger :doh:

[kneescraper]

Why am i up at 10am?

Because you had to wake up from your dream and tell us all about it....in hope that others comments will make the dream feel real..:done:

[Maha]

She was stroking your ego Mark...her options were to be either a nun or a lesbian at this point. She opted for the lesbian mask because, why would a nun be at a bar?

[slofox]

why would a nun be at a bar?

Because she likes to get drunk...?

[Maha]

Because she likes to get drunk...?

The Lord does move in mysterious ways!

For ye shall get sloshed and cometh onto thy ex-pupil.

[Skyryder]

And the ultimate rejection is when your hand goes to sleep on you.

Or your cock gets pins and needles.


Skyryder

[cowpoos]

Well last night i went to the local pub for a drink or two...

Then ran into my old school teacher... the one everybody fancied in school...tall slim blonde etc etc...

She had had a bit to drink so she was talking utter tripe, but none the less entertaining...

Apparently i was the student at school she wanted but never got. NOW SHE TELLS ME!

Then twists the knife by informing now shes lesbian.

I offered to watch then we drank until 2am... i staggered home 6 pints and 5 shots of god knows what later in the rain.

Why am i up at 10am? :no:

Me no feel so good.
Fuck she must have been drunk...either that our you left out the words 'wanted to kill'

[Gubb]

Haha. A Lesbian tells you that she's attracted to you?

Perhaps you're wearing too much guy-liner and man-scara.

[doc]

You've been readin those "Penthouse" forums again haven't you ? :confused: Can I borrow it after you ? Bout time you headed back south ain't it ?

[Mom]

"Penthouse" forums

Now there is something I have not heard in ages, do they still actually print them? I remember reading some years ago and laughing like hell about the "real" stories somebodies fantasy had created.

Poor Mark, he was obviously a pit bissed and misread the situation completely, either that or...

[JimO]

all my teachers were about 80 years old or so it seemed at the time

[skidMark]

Now there is something I have not heard in ages, do they still actually print them? I remember reading some years ago and laughing like hell about the "real" stories somebodies fantasy had created.

Poor Mark, he was obviously a pit bissed and misread the situation completely, either that or...


mmm pit bissed.

well i thought she was fobbing me off with the lesbian thing...until her gf showed up....so i still got a partial show lol.

[kneescraper]

I once got told a saying....and its stuck. (wasnt directed at me)

Better to keep quite and be thought of as a moron than to open ones mouth and prove it.

Every one of Skids post is aganst this saying!:Pokey::msn-wink::niceone:

[Mom]

mmm pit bissed.

well i thought she was fobbing me off with the lesbian thing...until her gf showed up....so i still got a partial show lol.

If you were any more full of shit sweets we would have to send you to the sewerage treatment works :sunny:

[skidMark]

If you were any more full of shit sweets we would have to send you to the sewerage treatment works :sunny:


love you to mommy

[Laava]

all my teachers were about 80 years old or so it seemed at the time
Same! At my school, I had a thing for Ma Lucas! Remember her R.I.B? Hubba, fuckin hubba!

[cc rider]

If she's gay, which girls in your class do ya think she scored.....?? :drool:

[AllanB]

And the ultimate rejection is when your hand goes to sleep on you.


Or when you can't even turn yourself on! :laugh::laugh:

I guess the Farmers catalogues will be getting used overtime this weekend then Skid!

[smoky]

Poor Mark, he was obviously a pit bissed and misread the situation completely, either that or...
....or in his mind he lives in a completely different world to reality

[fire eyes]

mmmmmm Mr Simpson .. he was a Form 2 teacher .. damn hot he was .. and got hotter with age ...

[cowboyz]

If you were any more full of shit sweets we would have to send you to the sewerage treatment works :sunny:

with all the shit that comes out of him onto the forums one would think he would be empty of shit by now

[EatOrBeEaten]

He's the closest mankind has to a perpetual motion machine...

[pete376403]

Funny how your mind plays tricks. Log on to Old Freinds on tradeMe. Look up your old school photos. Depressing.

[MsKABC]

so i still got a partial show lol.

What - they had a bit of a snog? Oldest trick in the book mate! I've done that for a girlfriend before when she was trying to get rid of some over-zealous bloke in a bar.

[Kickaha]

Apparently i was the student at school she wanted but never got.



Shouldn't this be be moved to jokes and humour?

[Little Miss Trouble]

What - they had a bit of a snog? Oldest trick in the book mate! I've done that for a girlfriend before when she was trying to get rid of some over-zealous bloke in a bar.

Shhh!! Don't go telling em all that

[Finn]

Haha. A Lesbian tells you that she's attracted to you?

Perhaps you're wearing too much guy-liner and man-scara.

It wasn't the guy liner Gubb, it was just that Mark was so skinny, he was the perfect human dildo. Add his severe acne problem and presto... ribbed for her pleasure.

[skidMark]

It wasn't the guy liner Gubb, it was just that Mark was so skinny, he was the perfect human dildo. Add his severe acne problem and presto... ribbed for her pleasure.


Oh geez my acne, oh noes you've cut me deep man, you don't know what it's like... maybe when you hit puberty eh?

Might even have a growth spurt to! :laugh:

[peasea]

A growth spurt; funny.

[peasea]

Then twists the knife by informing now shes lesbian.



As it happens:
I put the hard word on a rather yummy school teacher (actually described to me by another female as being 'a perfect specimen') not that many years ago and lo and behold she lets me down easy with you're this, you're that but "....I'm not really looking for anything more."

"Ok" I think, "get over it, she ruined my batting average but shit happens". Turns out she's a rug-muncher, which gave me a real lift and restored my self esteem no end.

I got a great lady now anyway so....:whocares:

[Blackshear]

As it happens:
I put the hard word on a rather yummy school teacher (actually described to me by another female as being 'a perfect specimen') not that many years ago and lo and behold she lets me down easy with you're this, you're that but "....I'm not really looking for anything more."

"Ok" I think, "get over it, she ruined my batting average but shit happens". Turns out she's a rug-muncher, which gave me a real lift and restored my self esteem no end.

I got a great lady now anyway so....:whocares:

My intermediate teacher thing happened when I was 12-13 something. That cheating whore married some no good guy, AND THEN MOVED INTO A HOUSE FOUR HOUSES DOWN!

Fuming for weeks, I was.

Gawjus body and a really nice lady too.

Bet she was mean in the sack though :crybaby:

What I meant to say was, points for asking her what she reckoned :2thumbsup:2thumbsup

[shafty]

[QUOTE=Mom;1969407]Now there is something I have not heard in ages, do they still actually print them? QUOTE]

YES they do (so I'm told) Well actually, for my birthday I got a bottle of port and the latest Penthouse - so THAT'S how I know (What does that gift say about me???) :innocent:

[firecracker]

Come on boys, it's hard work bein a hot teacher! ......the envy of many eyes. Somebody has to do it:rolleyes:

[gatch]

Never had any really hot teachers, until I hit the beer-force, had this pti, Cpl Harmer, only a few years older than most of us.. Tiny shorts, ran a lot, authoritative, I think every guy had images of her thighs crushing the life out of him hahaha..

Also the base psychologist (who I had to see a lot..) was a smokin babe, married tho.. A shame.. I wouldn't have minded a little "lie back and tell me everything" treatment on the comfy chair..

[Gubb]

gijoe rocks my world.

[EatOrBeEaten]

gijoe rocks my world.
He's the teachers' teacher, for sure...

[skidMark]

gijoe rocks my world.


I'd hit it........ :buggerd:

[gijoe1313]

:slap: Actually I tell all my students at the beginning of the year that the only reason they are in my class is because they are the lost, damned and demented. We throw darts in the staffroom to pick our students and since I am of a foul demeanour and desposition, I just say "give me all the ones you don't want, they can have a home with me".

Ahh the looks on their faces are priceless :rofl:

And then I finish them off with "by the way, the judge said 10 years or become a teacher - I should have chosen the 10 years because it would have been an easier sentence to serve" or "I'm actually not allowed to be within 300ft of kids, but they needed more teachers..."

The only time I fancied a school teacher was when I am a school teacher now! :rofl: Actually back in my old school there was a hawt mathematics teacher, also a wee slip of an asian piano itinerant instructor as well.

But I wasn't filthy biker scum back then ...

And riding a Honda brings out all the school boys to me ... :baby: "sir, sir can I ride it with you?" "sir sir, can I hold your helmet?" "sir, sir when you get it warmed up, can I twist it?" "sir, sir, can I try your stuff out?"

Ahh bless them little cherubims, for they know not what they say ... to an Engrisk treacher, ensconced in the ways of phallic symbolism, sexual innuendo, the mores of pecadilloes exposed in the thin veneer of civilisation, which is subsumed by the layers of lust, desire and the need to copulate ... no more needs to be said! :innocent:

Right, time to go back to marking the inner most thoughts of what passes for cognition in my charge's Engrisk brooks.

As you were people, as you were.

Boys, keep your hands above the desks, girls stop playing footsies with the lad across from you ... boys, put your balls down ... come here ... *tee hee mister said "come"* ...

[MsKABC]

I should have chosen the 10 years because it would have been an easier sentence to serve

I think it's pretty clear that you've been teaching for long enough already - it's obviously addled your brain! :laugh: I'm almost ready to go back and have another crack at it - 4 years away and I'm missing the teaching. I do not, however, miss the role of jailer. :rolleyes: