What's the paper Renegade Master is holding? [Archive]

Radar

8th March 2009, 11:02

RM's THE MAN! Taken yesterday, Saturday, in New Plymouth.
Any guesses what the paper Renegade Master is holding? Repair bill? Lunch menu?

Here is a clue: he was not a happy chappy.

http://s462.photobucket.com/albums/qq343/kiwi_Vstrom/RMtheman.jpg

See more pics and my FORGOTTEN HIGHWAY Ride Report here:
http://s462.photobucket.com/albums/qq343/kiwi_Vstrom/

Thread here: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=89382

Blackshear

8th March 2009, 11:04

RM's THE MAN! Taken yesterday, Saturday, in New Plymouth.
Any guesses what the paper Renegade Master is holding? Repair bill? Lunch menu?

Here is a clue: he was not a happy chappy.

http://s462.photobucket.com/albums/qq343/kiwi_Vstrom/RMtheman.jpg

See more pics and my FORGOTTEN HIGHWAY Ride Report (thread being created...) here:

Well... Uh...
Hmmm.
Low sperm count report?

ducatilover

8th March 2009, 11:09

brothel bill?

Radar

8th March 2009, 11:17

:laugh: Try again guys. :laugh:

More FORGOTTEN HIGHWAY RIDE pics here: (the first 12)
http://s462.photobucket.com/albums/qq343/kiwi_Vstrom/

Jantar

8th March 2009, 11:29

brothel bill?

Must be. He's obviously been fucked.

Radar

8th March 2009, 11:36

Must be. He's obviously been fucked.

Fucked he was / is, but not by a brothel.

Mind you, it did not slow his riding at all - that modified CBR 250 of his screamed past me when I was doing xxx - he was wringing its neck and it sounded like a food blender gone apeshit.

tigertim20

8th March 2009, 11:37

speeding ticket?

Radar

8th March 2009, 11:39

Pic of RM's bike.

(Clue 2: He may not be riding it in the future...)

Edit - did not upload. Will try again.

Radar

8th March 2009, 11:42

Pic of RM's bike. http://s462.photobucket.com/albums/qq343/kiwi_Vstrom/RMsbike.jpg

TerminalAddict

8th March 2009, 11:43

receipt from the tow truck driver?

Radar

8th March 2009, 11:43

speeding ticket?

:whistle: Ahhhhhhh.... :whistle: well, you know I cannot say...... wait for RM to get back and tell all...

Radar

8th March 2009, 11:44

receipt from the tow truck driver?

Nope.

tigertim....

Maha

8th March 2009, 11:45

The paper is to wipe his arse after riding that piece of shit?

RantyDave

8th March 2009, 11:48

OK, so I'm looking at http://s462.photobucket.com/albums/qq343/kiwi_Vstrom/?action=view&current=RMsbike.jpg and I'm noticing what looks to be lump of scaffold pole with a bar end mirror. And a dented and rusty tank. And a fairly conspicuous absence of fairing.

My guess is that is a piece of paper from Mr Plod saying "WTF? ROFL@ T3h sh!tt3r, noob! Not on t3h road, kthxbye"

Or words to that effect.

Dave

Mom

8th March 2009, 12:23

Fucked he was / is, but not by a brothel.

Mind you, it did not slow his riding at all - that modified CBR 250 of his screamed past me when I was doing 130 - he was wringing its neck and it sounded like a food blender gone apeshit.

You must have been on a closed road to be doing that kind of speed, no one in their right mind would do it on the open road surely :oi-grr:

twotyred

8th March 2009, 12:37

the deed to his bike which he just lost in a race...

MSTRS

8th March 2009, 12:51

... to be doing that kind of speed, no one in their right mind would do it on the open road surely :oi-grr:

Well, he is young and stupid...as opposed to old and 'time + place'....

Mom

8th March 2009, 12:53

Well, he is young and stupid...as opposed to old and 'time + place'....

true dat :yes:

madbikeboy

8th March 2009, 13:12

Poor RM.

The one time he's bad, and the police ask for a contribution to their donut fund...

McJim

8th March 2009, 14:07

Looks like a penalty for driving something not fit for road use on the public highway. Could be a fine for driving an unfit piece of junk at excessive speed though.....

Katman

8th March 2009, 14:46

A fail report from Katman?

Forest

8th March 2009, 14:48

A crash on a Kiwibiker group ride?

Quelle surprise ...

Magua

8th March 2009, 14:54

unfit piece of junk

His bike is not an unfit piece of junk, just an ugly piece of junk.

JimO

8th March 2009, 16:26

its a letter from his mum saying he needs to either get another tshirt or wash the one he lives in

Radar

8th March 2009, 16:55

its a letter from his mum saying he needs to either get another tshirt or wash the one he lives in

Yes, you got it ! :clap:

Radar

8th March 2009, 17:01

The paper is to wipe his arse after riding that piece of shit?

May not be pretty but to be fair its very fast for a 250. Some serious mods done.

elevenhundred

8th March 2009, 17:03

Am I missing something? Why is the throttle and front master cylinder missing from the clip on???

Maha

8th March 2009, 17:22

May not be pretty but to be fair its very fast for a 250. Some serious mods done.

Ya probably right....last time I saw it, it was exiting Cycletreads faster than it went in, and it was being pushed!....:laugh:

Radar

8th March 2009, 17:29

A crash on a Kiwibiker group ride?

Quelle surprise ...

No crash that I know of, although I left the group at Wanganui and have not heard from anyone since then.

From what I could see, everyone was a :whistle: law-abiding safe rider going the speed limit or under. :whistle:

RM was just miffed because his jacket leaked and spoiled his clean KB Tshirt... jimjim is correct - its just a note from his mom. ;)
RM does make some wicked threads like this one (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=93772) but hey, its must be just a joke, right?

Scouse

8th March 2009, 17:31

A fucking tissue to dry his fucking gay retard eyes with

JimO

8th March 2009, 17:32

No crash that I know of, although I left the group at Wanganui and have not heard from anyone since then.

From what I could see, everyone was a :whistle: law-abiding safe rider going the speed limit or under. :whistle:

RM was just miffed because his jacket leaked and spoiled his clean KB Tshirt... ;)

what prize do i get

wbks

8th March 2009, 17:36

What kind of "serious mods" can you do to a cbr250?...

Mental Trousers

8th March 2009, 17:39

That had better not be a license to breed. If it is I'm spamming every single cabinet minister until they cancel it.

Radar

8th March 2009, 17:41

what prize do i get

A cold beer or a coffee. But you'll have to come to Masterton to collect it. :laugh:

Radar

8th March 2009, 17:43

What kind of "serious mods" can you do to a cbr250?...

Hell if I know - other than the air intakes that can be seen in the photo - I just heard about the serious mods from another KB'er on the Forgotten Highway ride and as we know all KB'ers tell the truth and know what they are talking about, right?

Mom

8th March 2009, 17:43

I know how to get them leather leakage stains out of that shirt, keep it wet if you can and PM me for instructions.

Scouse

8th March 2009, 17:46

I know how to get them leather leakage stains out of that shirt, keep it wet if you can and PM me for instructions.Can you help with the dents in the tank?

Mom

8th March 2009, 17:48

Can you help with the dents in the tank?

Nah, they will buff out :yes:

DIN PELENDA

8th March 2009, 18:09

Fucked he was / is, but not by a brothel.

Mind you, it did not slow his riding at all - that modified CBR 250 of his screamed past me when I was doing xxx - he was wringing its neck and it sounded like a food blender gone apeshit.

He was told in Statford by locals to look out for Police: on road to New Plymouth but he decide to speed :no:. and all ride that poor 250 "food blender gone apeshit " was going past me as I was doing XXX and smell like 2 stroke, but last time I gone past him before Taumarunui he was on side off the road and bike before me ask him if he is OK he had his thumb up, but as we got to BP Taumarunui we wait for 30 min so avramita call Tracy to found that RM's "food blender gone apeshit" is overheated :no:. I hope he gets home OK and learn from it , he is just young and stupid but go ease on him:Playnice:.

Scouse

8th March 2009, 18:14

RM is just young and stupid but go ease on him.You forgot to mention Gormless

ducatilover

8th March 2009, 18:21

that's even rattier than mine. Fuckin awesome! people will think i stole his fairing:eek::bleh:

yod

8th March 2009, 18:30

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

free to a good home

sinfull

8th March 2009, 18:33

That had better not be a license to breed. If it is I'm spamming every single cabinet minister until they cancel it. Carefull they dont infract your arse for it ! P/T

Indiana_Jones

8th March 2009, 18:40

Bastard texted me and said he broke my other pannier which he is borrowing >_<

-Indy

Mental Trousers

8th March 2009, 19:43

Carefull they dont infract your arse for it ! P/T
Can't infract myself. I've tried. It didn't work.

kneescraper

8th March 2009, 20:01

Bastard texted me and said he broke my other pannier which he is borrowing >_<

-Indy

This "RM" sure does sound like a top chap....hip hip horay...hip hip horay.

DIN PELENDA

8th March 2009, 21:40

Bastard texted me and said he broke my other pannier which he is borrowing >_<

-Indy

He told that he is borrowing panniers from his friend and that pannier broke on bike as he was riding and he hope you get over it and still be his friend , he is not bad guy just young and.... and....and we where all like that " before you can be old and wise you had to be young and stupid " but he is got good sense of humor he is funny :whistle:. As we where up on summit of mt Ruapehu someone ask how high are we he was quick to reply "I don't know I didn't take anything this morning " that make as laugh .

Shadows

8th March 2009, 21:46

It's a "Dear John" letter from Fabio.

gijoe1313

8th March 2009, 21:52

I think he needs to keep wearing his tranny gear more often! :whistle: The letter was from Transvestites Collective wondering why he was still paying subscriptions, but not turning up to the meetings! :msn-wink:

madbikeboy

9th March 2009, 06:21

Glass houses and all that. When is Action Man going to ask for his Cammo back? :)

Radar

9th March 2009, 07:39

He told that he is borrowing panniers from his friend and that pannier broke on bike as he was riding and he hope you get over it and still be his friend , he is not bad guy just young and.... and....and we where all like that " before you can be old and wise you had to be young and stupid " but he is got good sense of humor he is funny :whistle:. As we where up on summit of mt Ruapehu someone ask how high are we he was quick to reply "I don't know I didn't take anything this morning " that make as laugh .

:2thumbsup
+1 RM is a good guy, great to have along on a ride, funny and friendly.
Yeah he makes mistakes but we all do also, its just that RM posts a lot and is open about what happens.

Ixion

9th March 2009, 08:18

He told that he is borrowing panniers from his friend and that pannier broke on bike as he was riding and he hope you get over it and still be his friend , he is not bad guy just young and.... and....and we where all like that " before you can be old and wise you had to be young and stupid " but he is got good sense of humor he is funny :whistle:. As we where up on summit of mt Ruapehu someone ask how high are we he was quick to reply "I don't know I didn't take anything this morning " that make as laugh .

I can say from personal experience that Mr RM is very responsible about making good any damage to anything he has borrowed.