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Biff
2nd March 2005, 15:48
Oh yes - here it is. Your hot and sexy 2005 advent calendar.
This contains pictures of female nudity. So if you're of a nervous disposition, politically correct, or a raving feminist please do not open. Everyone else, fill your boots.

Just tick the days off one at a time (in the correct order) if you can't be bothered to wait.
White trash
2nd March 2005, 15:53
YOU BASTARD! THAT WAS NOT FUCKEN FUNNY AND I AM NOT SITTING HERE LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF WHILE THE BOSS SCOWLS AT ME.

Cunt.
Blakamin
2nd March 2005, 15:56
there was only 24 days on it.... and you should really keep your relos away from cameras....
Uncle B
2nd March 2005, 15:59
That's BAD man.......won't sleep for days now...Thanks!!!
White trash
2nd March 2005, 15:59
Ohhhh good God. I'm still giggling like a fucken school girl.....
Daisy Duke
2nd March 2005, 16:00
and you should really keep your relos away from cameras....

Why? Did his grandfather take the photos?
Skyryder
2nd March 2005, 17:53
That's the best reason for being celebate. What a dog.

Skyryder
MSTRS
2nd March 2005, 17:57
I was so disturbed I had to reconsider my viewpoint on this.....
Storm
2nd March 2005, 18:08
That's the best reason for being celebate. What a dog.

Skyryder

Hey hey hey, big girls need love too. And would you be so cold at 3am after a hard night on the turps? :yeah:
Sniper
3rd March 2005, 13:42
Hey hey hey, big girls need love too. And would you be so cold at 3am after a hard night on the turps? :yeah:


Yea but I would prefer NOT to chew my perfectly good arm off.
Wolf
3rd March 2005, 14:26
Oh yes - here it is. Your hot and sexy 2005 advent calendar.
This contains pictures of female nudity. So if you're of a nervous disposition, politically correct, or a raving feminist please do not open. Everyone else, fill your boots.

Just tick the days off one at a time (in the correct order) if you can't be bothered to wait.
You're a sick, sick man, Biff.
strayjuliet
3rd March 2005, 15:08
You're a sick, sick man, Biff.

Get it right wolf, the saying goes.

You're twisted, perverted, and sick.
Have I not taught you anything wolf???. :brick:
Biff
3rd March 2005, 15:12
You're twisted, perverted, and sick.
Have I not taught you anything wolf???

Ahhh - so the Wolfies enjoy kinky sex eh!?

Thanks for sharing that with us Juliet :niceone:
Wolf
3rd March 2005, 15:32
Ahhh - so the Wolfies enjoy kinky sex eh!?
Not with the likes of you...
Riff Raff
3rd March 2005, 15:34
When I saw the title I thought this thread was about me..... (of course without the rudeness and crudeness ...)
MSTRS
3rd March 2005, 16:41
When I saw the title I thought this thread was about me..... (of course without the rudeness and crudeness ...)
Oh RiffRaff......shakes head & farts despondently
NC
3rd March 2005, 16:47
Hey hey hey, big girls need love too. And would you be so cold at 3am after a hard night on the turps? :yeah:
Im taking massive offence to that comment!
Waylander
3rd March 2005, 17:12
To think I actually wasted my time on that....
dangerous
3rd March 2005, 17:29
ohhhhh.... can someone please tell me what all the fuss is about, this old puter dosent suport what ever ya need to see what ever it is..... and dile up is soooooo painfull :spudwhat:
Waylander
3rd March 2005, 17:33
ohhhhh.... can someone please tell me what all the fuss is about, this old puter dosent suport what ever ya need to see what ever it is..... and dile up is soooooo painfull :spudwhat:

Picture of a hot nude chick behind 24 numbered blocks. Click the boxes in order and they vanish revealing a bit of the picture. Get to the last square (you can imagine where it is and the picture changes to this nasty big chick in need of a razor.
dangerous
3rd March 2005, 17:54
:killingme and this from BB.... why dosent that suprise me LMFAO
bear
5th March 2005, 06:35
Should be a warning on that not to view if you're eating soon after. Quite sick, could be a night before, morning after type joke as well - second thoughts not really, how could you get it that wrong!
Midnight 82
5th March 2005, 06:49
:shake: Thanks I really needed that?????????????? :confused:
Kickaha
5th March 2005, 07:07
:killingme and this from BB.... why dosent that suprise me LMFAO

Didn't suprise me in the slightest,I sometimes wonder if he moved out here voluntarily or whether Wales had had enough of him and made him go :shake:
cliffy
5th March 2005, 09:10
aaaaaarrrrrrggghhhhh my eyes! my eyes ! will i ever see again ???? my eyeeeeeessssss!!!!
Coyote
5th March 2005, 09:15
Hmmm, after the reactions from others towards this, maybe I shouldn't check it out
Wolf
5th March 2005, 10:18
Hmmm, after the reactions from others towards this, maybe I shouldn't check it out
You're lucky, some of us didn't get as much warning as you did...
cliffy
5th March 2005, 17:09
aww hell who needs eyes any way when ya got that much stubbly luvin!! :spudwhat:
Combattant de Rue
6th March 2005, 02:10
Why was there not a disclaimer on that item followed by a written contract that had to be dated, signed and witnessed by two people of no relation! :eek5:
inlinefour
6th March 2005, 08:32
Glad I looked at what was written on this post. Kind of put me off actually opening the link in the end...
:wari:
Coyote
6th March 2005, 08:37
You're lucky, some of us didn't get as much warning as you did...
Come on, Biff Baff posted it, are you really going to check it out? :p
Biff
6th March 2005, 14:47
Ah shuddup you bunch of whingers. :shake:

I told you it may contain pictures of naked ladies. I didn't say whether or not they would be particularly attractive though did I ?

It's you fault for looking, you bloody pervs!