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Swoop
8th March 2009, 19:58
Are you a...

Clarkson? - MORE POWER!!!
Hamster? - Logic & style + performance.
May? - Total logic, statistics...
Stig? - Power, performance and mystery.
Mully
8th March 2009, 19:59
I'd like to say Stig or Clarkson, but in reality - probably May.
AllanB
8th March 2009, 20:09
Hamster in reality. Mays just a bit to anal....
Clarkson is way to ham-fisted, Stig is way out of my league.
Magua
8th March 2009, 20:13
Captain slow for sure.
discotex
8th March 2009, 21:22
I think I'd be a Hamster. Except for his taste in wooden cars.....
skidMark
8th March 2009, 21:38
Stig because i know how to drive, unlike the rest of them.

Then again im biased... for i may or may not be the stig.
gijoe1313
8th March 2009, 21:54
I'd be that little car Clarkson was driving around the office! :msn-wink: Like a ninja ... the unexpected!
Forest
8th March 2009, 23:41
James May without a doubt.

We even both own old Bentleys.
phoenixgtr
9th March 2009, 08:52
Seeing as you set up a multi choice poll I'm going to be all of them...hahahaaaa!!

I relate most to Hamster though, but would love to be able to drive like the Stig. May annoys me and Clarkson is too arrogant
NZsarge
9th March 2009, 09:04
Yeah i'd love to say Stig but in reality probably a blend of May and Hamster.
Bend-it
9th March 2009, 16:12
Hamster, because of my youthful good looks and big round puppy eyes!
MentalFacility
9th March 2009, 16:42
Clarkson probably. "600s are for pussies" I ride ok, but not anywhere near Stig, but ill be stupid enought to try to beat him anyway, knowing that Id loose=)
banditrider
9th March 2009, 18:42
Captain Slow reporting.
EatOrBeEaten
9th March 2009, 22:57
Richard Hammond for sure. Stupidly enthusiastic, stupid hair, and I keep crashing into things O_o
Burtha
10th March 2009, 09:28
Hampster = because I nearly try and kill myself driving
Stig = because I like going fast
May = cos he likes motorbikes

NOT clarkson cos he's a woolly headed mamoth - or sheep (I liked Harry Enfields take on him actually).

None - cos I'm a woman an better and faster than all of the above and its my perogative to change my mind !?!
skidMark
11th March 2009, 16:37
Seeing as you set up a multi choice poll I'm going to be all of them...hahahaaaa!!

I relate most to Hamster though, but would love to be able to drive like the Stig. May annoys me and Clarkson is too arrogant


Clarkson's arrogance is what keeps you watching, he left the show once upon a time and put simply nobody watched it, he came back and the show took off again...
peasea
11th March 2009, 16:52
Are you a...

Clarkson? - MORE POWER!!!
Hamster? - Logic & style + performance.
May? - Total logic, statistics...
Stig? - Power, performance and mystery.

I'm a 'Stink'
Flip
11th March 2009, 18:05
Me I'm Top Gear Dog.
1billyboy
11th March 2009, 19:26
Got the tee and the mug to prove that I am the Stig:done:
Brett
12th March 2009, 09:31
I would say that I am most like the stig crossed with hamster because when in a car I am a techincal driver obsessed with precision control (on a track of course) driving, I dont like cars to be too 'showy' they are designed for a purpose, not to be a fasion accessory and if I owned say a Lambo or such, I wouldn't be down at Parnell showing it off, I would have it down at the track doing laps. The stigs only issue is that I have never seen an episode where he rides bikes. At least Hamster likes bikes.
HenryDorsetCase
12th March 2009, 09:33
I would say that I am most like the stig crossed with hamster because when in a car I am a techincal driver obsessed with precision control (on a track of course) driving, I dont like cars to be too 'showy' they are designed for a purpose, not to be a fasion accessory and if I owned say a Lambo or such, I wouldn't be down at Parnell showing it off, I would have it down at the track doing laps. The stigs only issue is that I have never seen an episode where he rides bikes. At least Hamster likes bikes.

as does James May
3L4NS1R
12th March 2009, 10:14
Considering I have fists of Ham, my mind is plagued with a constant worry that not enough fuel is going through my carb, and my physical size limits what vehicles I can drive/ride comfortably... Have to go with the big arrogant guy.
Brett
12th March 2009, 11:47
as does James May

Yeah, except that he tends to deviate towards the 'safer' and more 'comfortable' aspects of motoring...hence the nick name 'captain slow'. However, I must admit in the Vietnam episode James May did a super job. Probably my favourite episode to date.