To the bmw motard

[The Pastor]

Your st800 is not a bmw motard, and you dont need a sign "bmw motard" under your license plate lieing to everyone.

[Scouse]

Your st800 is not a bmw motard, and you dont need a sign "bmw motard" under your license plate lieing to everyone.Thats the name of the dealership fool

[Gubb]

ROFLCOPTERS>!!>!!11!

That's amazing.
it's "Motorad".

[The Pastor]

lols ,

[mark247]

*facepalm*

[Str8 Jacket]

FAIL! :thud:

[tigertim20]

Thats the name of the dealership fool

OWNED!! lol

[fergie]

what shade of blond are you?:Oops:

[EJK]

Epic

Fail

[SARGE]

wow...


just wow...... :doh:


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[Gubb]

<img src="http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/facepalm.jpg"></img>

[idb]

It isn't the done thing to call them motards these days...they are special people.

[Big Dave]

It isn't the done thing to call them motards these days...they are special people.

Intellectually challenged.

[Badjelly]

Your st800 is not a bmw motard, and you dont need a sign "bmw motard" under your license plate lieing to everyone.

The present participle of the verb "to lie" is "lying". And please don't tell me spelling doesn't matter, you retorad. :lol:

[XP@]

I thought a motard was someone who doesn't really need to shave?


It isn't the done thing to call them motards these days...they are special people.

[Blackshear]

Is there a delete thread button anywhere? :lol:

[pritch]

RM,

Reading difficulties and trouble with spelling? I trust you weren't contemplating wasting our taxes on higher education. :whistle:

[Mystic13]

I'm still laughing. Mullet's and blonde. A dangerous mix.

Thank you.

[Quasievil]

Intellectually challenged.

The Gauntlet lies at your feet, motott 28th see ya there big fella

[MaxB]

Shit that's funny, thanks for the laugh.

[igor]

that maybe should be RETARD

[jtzzr]

So what is R M , A motard or retard? Or a combination of both. A Moretard :confused:

[Quasievil]

Comin from a couple of guys who own a AG100 and a old bird that is funny.

[cheshirecat]

Thought Motard was wot happened when I took my Honda to be serviced at Welly Motorcycles

[DMNTD]

The Gauntlet lies at your feet, motott 28th see ya there big fella

Which group, B?

[jtzzr]

Comin from a couple of guys who own a AG100 and a old bird that is funny.

I hope you`re not knocking the AG100?

[idb]

that maybe should be RETARD


Phew, sharp as a tack this one!

[igor]

I hope you`re not knocking the AG100?

or the AG100 may be cutting some trenches across a lawn in St James Park:motu:

[The Pastor]

its OK to make mistakes everyone, no need to jump down my thought

[igor]

its OK to make mistakes everyone, no need to jump down my thought

mya thought. don't ya mean "throat"

u was jumping down Mr BMW's thought. Those in grass ouses should not throw rocks

[dilz]

mya thought. don't ya mean "throat"

u was jumping down Mr BMW's thought. Those in grass ouses should not throw rocks

ahh,i think he meant to spell it like that as part of the joke bro.....:stupid:

[Big Dave]

The very thraght of it is fritening.

[igor]

ahh,i think he meant to spell it like that as part of the joke bro.....:stupid:

and who says i ant taking the priss

[Quasievil]

Which group, B?

nah Group one Bro, to fast for the other groups mate common !!

[beyond]

Thats the name of the dealership fool


Shit that made my night ROFL :) :) :lol::lol:

[McJim]

I am still wiping the tears from my eyes. That is truly priceless.

BMW Motorrad.....but a BMW isn't a Motard? :rofl:

Beautiful.

Just remember, having dyslexia means you never have to be syrro:rofl:

[The Pastor]

oh shit, i did it again

[SARGE]

RM,

Reading difficulties and trouble with spelling? I trust you weren't contemplating wasting our taxes on higher education. :whistle:

wait .. doesnt Rent-a-kid Masterbator want to be a writer?.. or is that ShitStain??


i get them mixed up all the time

[Mystic13]

its OK to make mistakes everyone, no need to jump down my thought

Hey, don't think of it as people jumping down your throat but more...

that you made a lot of people happy.

It makes a great change from the tone of some threads on here. This really is no different to dropping your bike in front of a bunch of riders except in this case you don't end up with a damaged bike. (which apparently some people have done).

Not a bad outcome all round me thinks.

[_Shrek_]

i get them mixed up all the time

tiz ok SARGE it's an age thingy

[Macros]

Motorrad is German for Motorcycle.

[Badjelly]

Motorrad is German for Motorcycle.

Well fancy that: something I didn't know. And I thought they called it "BMW Motorrad" because it just sounded funky.

Edit: There is no irony in this post. None. Really.

[Big Dave]

News Just In!

BMWs win German Magazine awards.


BMW Motorrad dominates the readers' choice at the MOTORRAD magazine "Motorcycle of the Year 2009" Awards

With three first places, one second place and one third place, BMW motorcycles once again achieved excellent results in the reader's choice segment at the MOTORRAD magazine "Motorcycle of the Year 2009" Awards. The MOTORRAD readers' vote confirmed that BMW Motorrad continues to meet the expectations of motorcyclists with its current models.
The BMW R 1200 GS and R 1200 GS Adventure managed to maintain their leading position in their market segment in the traditional MOTORRAD readers' awards, taking first place in Category "Enduros/ Supermotos".
As in the previous year BMW Motorrad also took first place in Category "Allrounders" and "Naked Bikes". Here readers were most taken with the active ride BMW models K 1300 S and R 1200 R.
In "Tourer" category, the BMW R 1200 RT took second place and K 1300 GT took third place, underlining the importance of BMW motorcycles when it comes to speed, comfort and safety.
The awards ceremony was held on 5 March 2009 as part of the "Motorräder Dortmund" motorcycle show in Dortmund's Westfalenhalle. This was the eleventh time that the "Motorcycle of the Year" Awards were held, regarded as the most important motorcycle and scooter readers' prize in Europe. There were 200 candidates in all in a total of eight categories. Around half a million readers have cast their vote in this awards scheme since its inception in 1999.

[mark247]

Motorrad is German for Motorcycle.

So is 'Hayabusa' Japanese for tractor?

[The Pastor]

So is 'Hayabusa' Japanese for tractor?
i heard it was actually japanese for a bird that preys on blackbirds.

[mark247]

i heard it was actually japanese for a bird that preys on blackbirds.

I suppose it's one of them birds that feed on Hornets as well

[Mystic13]

So is 'Hayabusa' Japanese for tractor?



i heard it was actually japanese for a bird that preys on blackbirds.


lol... seriously funny

Thanks.

[pritch]

lol... seriously funny

Funny but true. Hayabusa is a Japanese native falcon that preys upon other birds including blackbirds. When I first saw the name I wondered what WTF Suzuki thought they were up to? When It's explained though it's clever.

[Mystic13]

Very clever. And something I didn't know.