Boobs on Bikes MIGHT be coming to Wanganui!

[sunhuntin]

article in the local rag reports that the porn king wants to bring his erotica show here... thatd be awesome!

needless to say, when and if it gets approved, i will be volunteering my back seat to one of the topless ladies :eek5:

no link online yet, will post one when it comes up.

[PuppetMaster]

Make sure you clean the slime off your seat afterwards

[MisterD]

Translation: Steve Crow is desperate for publicity and thinks picking a fight with Michael Laws is the way to get it...unfortunately for him, I think Laws is smart enough to employ "ignore him and he'll go away" as a strategy...

[Headbanger]

Much the same as what I was thinking, Wanganui is no stranger to the news, laws goes off like a fire cracker, Lets go there and get a mug shot done.

Either way, his porn road show is going downhill fast.

[Beemer]

"Boobs" on bikes says it all. Steve Crow is a sad, ugly prick who makes a living off porn - yay for him - but I'm getting tired of his "all the people from [insert town/city of your choice] are prudes who hate sex" line when people have better things to do than turn up and watch a pack of topless slappers on bikes!

Sunhuntin, if that's how you get your jollies, maybe you can ask Steve for a job. The rest of us have real sex lives so don't need his help. Take a look at the guys who line the streets to watch these parades - the same type who probably spend their evenings alone surfing porn sites on the net!

[Headbanger]

I have a great sex life, Love porn, and would definitely go watch some skanks.

woohoo.

Though they're not worthy of touching my bike.

[ManDownUnder]

Though they're not worthy of touching my bike.

I'd say "blessing" your bike rather than touching it. Nothing a bit of disinfectant won't clean up though... or maybe bleach

[sunhuntin]

"Boobs" on bikes says it all. Steve Crow is a sad, ugly prick who makes a living off porn - yay for him - but I'm getting tired of his "all the people from [insert town/city of your choice] are prudes who hate sex" line when people have better things to do than turn up and watch a pack of topless slappers on bikes!

Sunhuntin, if that's how you get your jollies, maybe you can ask Steve for a job. The rest of us have real sex lives so don't need his help. Take a look at the guys who line the streets to watch these parades - the same type who probably spend their evenings alone surfing porn sites on the net!

thanks for the advice beemer :baby:... i get my jollies in many different ways, and this will be just another adventure. my missus and i attended the wellington event, and enjoyed it. take 5 mins to do some research... erotica is not all about porn. most of the booths at the welly one were selling clothes, others selling toys with one or two selling dvds. most of it was too expensive to be considered buying, but it was worth taking a look. why dont you come up when its on and take a look for yourself before judging? if you like, id be more than happy to ferry you in the parade. :Pokey:

misterd... mickey laws has said in the local rag today that its not his or the councils job to censor what people can and cannot attend. so basically, the porn king can bring his parade and his show, and mickey wont care. by the looks, hes going to have more complaints from the likes of ken mair, who is one of the biggest asswipes in town, and the churchy people.

[Beemer]

Crow promotes himself and is widely known as the Porn King so I'm not the only one to associate his sleazy parades with porn. And I know full well the difference between erotica and porn - and tasteful and tacky.

It's like they say, if you have to make a big song and dance about it, then you're obviously not getting any! :2thumbsup

[Headbanger]

And I know full well the difference between erotica and porn - and tasteful and tacky.


You know where you draw the line, You don't get to speak for everybody else.

Not that I even see the need to define a line between erotica and porn, Its all good. Nothing evil about a set of fine looking titties.

[TK3]

There are so many narrow minded people mis-informed people that go around adding there two sence, If you don't like it don't look. :bash:

[Beemer]

You know where you draw the line, You don't get to speak for everybody else.

I don't recall ever stating I WAS speaking for anyone other than myself.

[Headbanger]

I don't recall ever stating I WAS speaking for anyone other than myself.



The rest of us have real sex lives so don't need his help


You lose...

[Beemer]

You lose...

You loser...:whistle:

[Headbanger]

You loser...:whistle:

I know you are, You said you are, But what am I?

[Beemer]

I know you are, You said you are, But what am I?

You're a headbanger, or so you claim!

[peasea]

article in the local rag reports that the porn king wants to bring his erotica show here... thatd be awesome!

needless to say, when and if it gets approved, i will be volunteering my back seat to one of the topless ladies :eek5:

no link online yet, will post one when it comes up.

Keep us 'abreast' of things dude, don't make a 'prick' of yourself, go 'nuts' or get into a 'flap'. If the show is 'cumming' your way they'll be 'creaming' it but there'll be some 'hairy' moments for sure. Just keep 'beaver'-ing away, have a 'ball', don't 'snatch' anything or give anyone any 'lip' or you'll be 'rooted'.

[Beemer]

Keep us 'abreast' of things dude, don't make a 'prick' of yourself, go 'nuts' or get into a 'flap'. If the show is 'cumming' your way they'll be 'creaming' it but there'll be some 'hairy' moments for sure. Just keep 'beaver'-ing away, have a 'ball', don't 'snatch' anything or give anyone any 'lip' or you'll be 'rooted'.

Brilliant! Be careful you don't get the clap though! :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[slofox]

...if you have to make a big song and dance about it, then you're obviously not getting any! :2thumbsup

Does the fact that I make NO song and dance about it mean that I get lots...?
Maybe I should go totally mute and I might get MORE!

[Headbanger]

Keep us 'abreast' of things dude,

Funny thing is, last time I saw her, Sunhuntin was a chick, and going by her talk of having a missus, a lesbian chick.

Not that there is anything wrong with that....

[peasea]

Funny thing is, last time I saw her, Sunhuntin was a chick, and going by her talk of having a missus, a lesbian chick.

Not that there is anything wrong with that....

Got a digital camera and some time on your hands?

[peasea]

Make sure you clean the slime off your seat afterwards

....and that of your bike.

[merv]

Got a digital camera and some time on your hands?

Yeah we are still waiting for the pics from the last ChCh BoB so don't miss this one.

[ynot slow]

They managed to break even according to Crow after Christchurch show,if BoB(boobs on bikes)offends people they can stay home,it is well published the route and time.

We went to one a couple years ago,was bloody hilarious,all very tactfull,garments,toys etc,the dvds made it somewhat sleazy was a comment heard more often around the sites.

End of the day you can go or not,noone holds a knife to make ya go.

[McDuck]

Wow, a group of sluts on shiney motorbikes.


Dont be offended if i dont go.

[sunhuntin]

beemer... the fact that you feel the need to comment on something you obviously dont like the idea of speaks more about your sex life than mine.

my plan however may be thwarted... susan about blew a gasket when i made the suggestion, lmfao. however, i am an accomplished nagger, so shall start tonight. lmfao.
merv... if i dont get to be in the parade, i will be there watching, so will video the whole thing and try and put it on youtube.

its being planned for next november. they have to find a big enough venue though, and theres not many of those in town. the race course is one, but theyd want mega bucks for the hirage, and the other is the war memorial hall, which i dont like the idea of.

ynot... yeh, that was the impression i got as well. never mind the fact that most dvds like that are shite [actually, im yet to find one even halfway decent] plus the clothes were too small to fit anything but a twig.

[Beemer]

It's not the idea of a topless parade OR erotica I don't like Sunhuntin, it's the pathetic attempts by a fat, ugly tosser to make out that anyone who disagrees with him is a prude or an idiot. He is only in the business for the money. Look at what he's had to say about all the towns/cities where his shows failed to attract as many people as he would have liked. Do you think Wanganui will fare any better - because I can't see the show being a great success there either.

He gets his face on tv and oodles of free publicity for his shows - and then kicks up a stink when people don't attend in their thousands! You'd think with all that free publicity the shows would be packed - which shows that perhaps not as many people ARE actually interested in attending.

It costs $20 or so to get in and many people aren't prepared to spend that much money to look at stuff they could see in their local R-18 shops.

Sounds like Susan has her own views on this subject and I hope you don't try and nag her to go along just because you want to.

[ManDownUnder]

It costs $20 or so to get in and many people aren't prepared to spend that much money to look at stuff they could see in their local R-18 shops.

And that's the guts of it - in a nutshell!

[jim.cox]

And that's the guts of it - in a nutshell!

Slappers on Hogs - thats all it is.

Me, I'd rather go ride. The $$$ can better help fill the tank

[sunhuntin]

on the contrary... now shes used to the idea, shes rather looking forward to it. with no nagging by me required.

[McDuck]

How exacly dose paying money to preve at sombody outside of your relationship help the two of you in the relationship to remain faithfull to each other?