Needed: A decent Akl guy with a bike who could take a pretty 40yo girl for a spin and [Archive]

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 20:10

I have this friend who needs to be taken out on a ride. Or two.

She is a single mum with 2 girls. Pretty, long blond hair, and loves bikes.

A party girl, but a very decent one.

She has her own leathers and helmet. Just need to find a guy who knows how to treat a lady.

Anyone...

AllanB

14th March 2009, 20:16

Excellent post mate - only pictures could have improved it! ;)

I feel this may become my favourite thread this weekend :2thumbsup

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 20:18

Excellent post mate - only pictures could have improved it! ;)

I feel this may become my favourite thread this weekend. :2thumbsup

roflmfao!!

:buggerd:

Will forward a pic to the ones who seriously are contenders

MsKABC

14th March 2009, 20:18

:corn: .....

bikerboy011

14th March 2009, 20:20

How old are her daughters, do they love bikes too? lol

nodrog

14th March 2009, 20:25

wheres Disco Dipshit? hes slipping these days, most disapointing.

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 20:25

How old are her daughters, do they love bikes too? lol

Not legal.

mapsanji

14th March 2009, 20:25

I'm 40, single and have a nice bike....

bikerboy011

14th March 2009, 20:26

Not legal.

ROFL dam it:laugh:

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 20:27

I'm 40, single and have a nice bike....

So I take you want to be introduced?

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 20:41

Clearly not many decent guys around anymore...

I remember in the old days....

AllanB

14th March 2009, 20:50

Clearly not many decent guys around anymore...

I remember in the old days....

Oh they are there - it's just hard for them to type single handed when the keyboard keeps jumping up and down...........

ducatilover

14th March 2009, 20:52

I'm a amazing guy, candles and beaches and shit :hug:

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 20:55

I'm a amazing guy, candles and beaches and shit :hug:

Hey. I am not the one you need to convince. U wanna an introduction?

ducatilover

14th March 2009, 20:58

Hey. I am not the one you need to convince. U wanna an introduction?

I'm a bit far away for that methinks mate.

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 21:11

I'm a bit far away for that methinks mate.

Yep. Clearly. So why did you post? Lonely...

ducatilover

14th March 2009, 21:12

Yep. Clearly. So why did you post? Lonely...

lonely, bored desperate for attention etc:mellow:

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 21:16

lonely, bored desperate for attention etc:mellow:

Ah yes, I know what you are talking about. At times our decency leaves us wondering why we were not drunk instead...

mapsanji

14th March 2009, 21:22

lonely, bored desperate for attention etc:mellow:
HaHaHa ... drink a Heineken mate:drinkup:

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 21:24

HaHaHa ... drink a Heineken mate:drinkup:

OK, leave the Heineken, have U contacted her?

ducatilover

14th March 2009, 21:25

HaHaHa ... drink a Heineken mate:drinkup:
I would if i had some:niceone:

Ah yes, I know what you are talking about. At times our decency leaves us wondering why we were not drunk instead...

:blank: I must agree.

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 21:26

Right...

Have just been advised that she can handle anyone from 25+. So that should get some of the more active ones out of the woodwork...

ducatilover

14th March 2009, 21:29

Right...

Have just been advised that she can handle anyone from 25+. So that should get some of the more active ones out of the woodwork...

Damn, there goes my high-jack:doh:

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 21:51

smoky

14th March 2009, 21:58

She has asked me to ask this question: Are there many gay's on KB??
What should I reply??
hands up if you ride a Honda

Right...

She has informed me that she is disapointed with the lack of interest shown by the KB 25 - 55 yo male population in a pretty bike interested party gal.
A couple of things here;
Firstly what's pretty got to do with it, and the party girl bit? Are you trying to pimp her, or is she interested in just getting out for a ride?

I always have room on the back of my bike, but not interested in being 'hooked up'

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 22:01

hands up if you ride a Honda

A couple of things here;
Firstly what's pretty got to do with it, and the party girl bit? Are you trying to pimp her, or is she interested in just getting out for a ride?

I always have room on the back of my bike, but not interested in being 'hooked up'

"Pimp" is not nice. I am trying to find a nice gal a nice guy (straight one) that has a decent bike. Have a ride and some cool time.

But if you feel I should get a JD as a result of this, who am I to complain... ;)

gunrunner

14th March 2009, 22:08

Id be keen but not in auckland .

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 22:16

Id be keen but not in auckland .

And where do you consider the dark side to be?

klingon

14th March 2009, 22:17

well... you did post this on a Saturday night - surely most eligible bachelors who like "party girls" aren't sitting at home in front of their computers right now.

klingon

14th March 2009, 22:19

...A couple of things here;
Firstly what's pretty got to do with it, and the party girl bit? Are you trying to pimp her, or is she interested in just getting out for a ride?

I always have room on the back of my bike, but not interested in being 'hooked up'

smoky, I think it looks like she might be interested in more than just a ride. If you see what I mean. Single gentlemen only should apply.

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 22:20

well... you did post this on a Saturday night - surely most eligible bachelors who like "party girls" aren't sitting at home in front of their computers right now.

How am I supposed to know?

davebullet

14th March 2009, 22:20

All the decent guys are taken... like me. Sorry, gotta go, Mrs. B is gesturing her shotgun toward me and the dishes.....

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 22:21

smoky, I think it looks like she might be interested in more than just a ride. If you see what I mean. Single gentlemen only should apply.

Don't be too hard on Smoky. He means well.

Blatman

14th March 2009, 22:26

I'll be kind and take her for a spin - I'm 40, rich, a doctor, have a PhD, support charities, great cook, dress well....oh no - that's my gay brother. I'm a slob BUT i do have a V-Max :Punk:

klingon

14th March 2009, 22:29

Well your pretty blonde friend isn't the only one disappointed in this thread. :wait:

When you're not interested, this place seems to be full of pervy, sex-crazed, hormonal blokes. Then when you hand them a pretty blonde chick on a plate they all go quiet and hide behind their mummy's apron. :rolleyes:

klingon

14th March 2009, 22:30

I'll be kind and take her for a spin - I'm 40, rich, a doctor, have a PhD, support charities, great cook, dress well....oh no - that's my gay brother. I'm a slob BUT i do have a V-Max :Punk:

Oops I spoke too soon! Onya, blatman! :clap:

Insanity_rules

14th March 2009, 22:30

Right...

She has informed me that she is disapointed with the lack of interest shown by the KB 25 - 55 yo male population in a pretty bike interested party gal.

She has asked me to ask this question: Are there many gay's on KB??

What should I reply??

Anyone from the mormon few want to pipe up here?

hands up if you ride a Honda

Hey I ride a Honda and if I was in Auckland I'd be well interested.

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 22:31

Blatman

14th March 2009, 22:33

haha...sure. And should I post a review here after? :msn-wink:

FROSTY

14th March 2009, 22:37

Actually I know a single male with a boulavard looking for a nice gal.

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 22:39

haha...sure. And should I post a review here after? :msn-wink:

What we do is a reflection of who we are. You do what you do. Just because I provide contact details does not mean she will want a ride. But I will forward the info.

Motu

14th March 2009, 22:41

You already know a decent guy in Auckland to take a pretty girl for a ride.Renew the friendship and give him 2 things to be happy about.

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 22:43

You already know a decent guy in Auckland to take a pretty girl for a ride.Renew the friendship and give him 2 things to be happy about.

Lol. Yep. But does he talk on msn?

Jantar

14th March 2009, 22:47

How about a pretty 31 yr old Central Otago lady who is also looking for a single guy to take her to motorbike rallys etc. Regular rally goers may remember her as the winner of the Vincent Rally Wet T-Shirt contest 7 years ago. Oh she has a 6 year old daughter. :devil2:

scumdog

14th March 2009, 22:50

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 22:54

Max Preload

14th March 2009, 23:19

have just been advised that she can handle anyone from 25+. So that should get some of the more active ones out of the woodwork...

who wants a cougar?

Conquiztador

14th March 2009, 23:29

who wants a cougar?

Dear Max, you have clearly missed the point: She is looking for a ride on a bike. Happy to ride with someone up to 55, but also younger then that.

Re the cougar comment. If you never been there U don't know what U are missin...

scumdog

14th March 2009, 23:33

Dear Max, you have clearly missed the point: She is looking for a ride on a bike. Happy to ride with someone up to 55, but also younger then that.

Re the cougar comment. If you never been there U don't know what U are missin...

True.

He must be a boy...

CookMySock

15th March 2009, 05:47

When you're not interested, this place seems to be full of pervy, sex-crazed, hormonal blokes. Then when you hand them a pretty blonde chick on a plate they all go quiet and hide behind their mummy's apron. :rolleyes:Haha, well said! ANY of the nice blokes here will take her for a spin. Best for her to create a profile here, add a pic of herself, and a nice "helloooo boyyyyysssss, bat-bat-bat :sunny:" introduction, and then just manage the queue.

I love doubling chix - I dont mind if its quiet putt, medium cruise, or a quick zoom. Aint nothin better than a nice set of female thighs wrapped around my bum. Actually, now I think about it, it WOULD be nicer with MY thighs wrapped around HER bum, but hey!

edit: not in auckland, sorry.

Steve

smoky

15th March 2009, 08:47

.. Aint nothin better than a nice set of female thighs wrapped around my bum. Actually, now I think about it, it WOULD be nicer with MY thighs wrapped around HER bum, but hey!

edit: not in auckland, sorry.

What's the matter with ya - it's only a 3 hour ride away to your ambition

jrandom

15th March 2009, 08:49

What's the matter with ya...

Probably the fact that his missus would cut his nuts off with a rusty spoon if he tried it.

Badcat

15th March 2009, 09:14

have we found a suitable candidate as yet?
surely it's not hard to find someone to take the lady out?

ken

klingon

15th March 2009, 09:25

have we found a suitable candidate as yet?
surely it's not hard to find someone to take the lady out?

ken

You would have thought so, wouldn't you?! I am still disappointed in the lack of spectacle provided by this thread.

I can only assume that all the gentlemen who were genuinely interested have sent PMs to Conquiztador enclosing their CVs and portfolios of work.

Tink

15th March 2009, 09:35

and conq is not quite in the dog box... I could not believe what I read....

Two nice emails came through, thanks guys.. u rock

klingon

15th March 2009, 09:42

Welcome along, Rocketgal68. Glad to hear someone has been in touch - I was beginning to despair about the blokes on here!

Tink

15th March 2009, 09:44

:) Conq asked me to register months ago, but never got around to... good site... will take my time working it out... even as computer lit as I am..:wacko:

Madness

15th March 2009, 09:48

Disco should be here any minute.....

merv

15th March 2009, 12:04

Yes, welcome along Rocketgal68, enjoy your time here :jerry:.

Crazy Steve

15th March 2009, 13:11

who wants a cougar?

Thats frckn funny............:eek5:

Crazy Steve..

peasea

15th March 2009, 13:34

Not legal.

Sounds perfect.

Brownbikerbabe

15th March 2009, 13:43

:corn: .....

:corn:......

Tink

15th March 2009, 13:51

:corn:......

Heh this cougar thing thats going on... at least I am a decent one... if ya wanna know what I look like... then just ask :Playnice: ;)

Brownbikerbabe

15th March 2009, 14:30

Heh this cougar thing thats going on... at least I am a decent one... if ya wanna know what I look like... then just ask :Playnice: ;)

LOL...I'm just on the sidelines...you know...for the day I need a ride.:msn-wink:, BTW you are gorgeous!!

Tink

15th March 2009, 14:32

LOL...I'm just on the sidelines...you know...for the day I need a ride.:msn-wink:, BTW you are gorgeous!!

Sidelines?? lost me... and thanks :)

Brownbikerbabe

15th March 2009, 14:40

Sidelines?? lost me... and thanks :)

Reading the responses...that's all.
I just turned the cougar category age this year...I guess they automatically assume you are one as soon as you are out of the 30's..but 40 is the new age 30!! So enjoy it! All the power to ya!!

Cougars are hunters! Enjoy the hunt girl!!

ducatilover

15th March 2009, 15:24

I want to be hunted:angry2:

Max Preload

15th March 2009, 15:30

Re the cougar comment. If you never been there U don't know what U are missin...

True.

He must be a boy...

Hate to upset your baseless assumptions, but I've been married for coming up a decade in November, to a woman 6 years my senior (and the bitch still gets asked for ID if buying alcohol :angry2:) and at 36 I'm well beyond being cougar bait anyway...

Conquiztador

15th March 2009, 15:46

So there U all go.

Rocketgal is now a member in her own right and she is more then capable of answering for her self. But if she is not treated nicely I will make a visit...

I know she has an offer (or is that two?) for a ride she is planning to take up. Still, suddenly this place lost all the testosterone that normally hits you in the eye here.

Or maybe it was never testosterone? Just pimples...:msn-wink:

Conquiztador

15th March 2009, 15:58

I want to be hunted:angry2:

Go throw some rocks at the Mob's pad and U get your wish. ;)

andrea

15th March 2009, 16:03

Right...

She has informed me that she is disapointed with the lack of interest shown by the KB 25 - 55 yo male population in a pretty bike interested party gal.

She has asked me to ask this question: Are there many gay's on KB??

What should I reply??

mark rides a honda he said he's got no probs getting a woody, just got to remember to not get the antidepressants and viagra mixed up again

Tink

15th March 2009, 17:34

Sounds perfect.

That would be my kids you are talking about.... grrrr :P

I want to be hunted:angry2:

Got ya duc... did you by chance read my profile... ;) heh conq you will guide me in the right direction I hope :msn-wink:

Edbear

15th March 2009, 17:43

.... the winner of the Vincent Rally Wet T-Shirt contest 7 years ago. Oh she has a 6 year old daughter. :devil2:

Mmmmm....:shifty:

peasea

15th March 2009, 18:05

That would be my kids you are talking about.... grrrr :P

I was thinking balloons and ice creams, walks in the park, swings and roundabouts, feeding the ducks and candy-floss. You?

Hey, I have two daughters, settle down.

Tink

15th March 2009, 18:08

I was thinking balloons and ice creams, walks in the park, swings and roundabouts, feeding the ducks and candy-floss. You?

Hey, I have two daughters, settle down.

Well put that next time so I don't have to protect my wee ones and didn't u notice I stuck my tongue out... I was being facetious. :Oops: Sorry

peasea

15th March 2009, 18:52

Well put that next time so I don't have to protect my wee ones and didn't u notice I stuck my tongue out... I was being facetious. :Oops: Sorry

Better that being faeces(ous) I suppose.

Tink

15th March 2009, 19:04

Peasea......... ewwwwww lol

ducatilover

15th March 2009, 19:14

Got ya duc... did you by chance read my profile... ;) heh conq you will guide me in the right direction I hope :msn-wink: I read it, made me want to be hunted more.:wari::innocent:

Go throw some rocks at the Mob's pad and U get your wish. ;)
I'm too cool for that mate, I throw their pad at the rocks, now they can't chase me

nosebleed

15th March 2009, 19:26

Mmmmm....:shifty:

you noticed the timeline too, huh.

and welcome Rocketgal

gunrunner

15th March 2009, 19:27

And where do you consider the dark side to be?

somewhere where the sun doesnt shine

Conquiztador

15th March 2009, 19:35

somewhere where the sun doesnt shine

OK, lets make an educated guess: Wellington?:msn-wink:

Skyryder

15th March 2009, 19:40

I use to like blind dates. It was the mystery that was the big attraction.

The unknown.

Skyyrder

jtzzr

15th March 2009, 19:42

I wish you well in your quest Rocketgal.(any luck yet?).

This place is so entertaining.:jerry:

Forest

15th March 2009, 20:43

who wants a cougar?

No thanks. I can't really afford that spend that much on cat-food.

Tink

17th March 2009, 11:51

I use to like blind dates. It was the mystery that was the big attraction.

The unknown.

Skyyrder MYSTERY... MAN YOU CAN BE REALLY TAKEN ABACK ON BLIND DATES, OR BLINDLY STUMPED HOW THE PERSON CAN LOOK THE SAME AS THE PHOTO HEHE

I wish you well in your quest Rocketgal.(any luck yet?).

This place is so entertaining.:jerry: CHEERS

No thanks. I can't really afford that spend that much on cat-food.

I ONLY NEED FEEDING TWICE A MONTH... BUT REQUIREMENT IS THE WHOLE DAY OF THAT FORTNIGHTLY FEED.:beer:

ManDownUnder

17th March 2009, 12:04

Clearly not many decent guys around anymore...

I remember in the old days....

There's a few decent ones around mate... but guys are like carparks... either taken... or handicapped. Happy to take her on the bike if she just wants to go for a ride but it sounds like she wants to meet someone special too?

Grahameeboy

17th March 2009, 12:16

There's a few decent ones around mate... but guys are like carparks... either taken... or handicapped. Happy to take her on the bike if she just wants to go for a ride but it sounds like she wants to meet someone special too?

Is that a car park with a meter??....

Grahameeboy

17th March 2009, 12:21

Come on guys...she has lovely eyes and a lovely smile...what more can you ask for....removed your tinted visor's

HenryDorsetCase

17th March 2009, 12:41

Tink

17th March 2009, 15:00

Happy to take her on the bike if she just wants to go for a ride but it sounds like she wants to meet someone special too? Yup I do... :):first:

Come on guys...she has lovely eyes and a lovely smile...what more can you ask for....removed your tinted visor's

Thanks :rolleyes:

"Special" as in special olympics, or "Special" as in i961 EK Holden Special?

Welcome Rocketgal68.....

and thanks again.. :)

carver

17th March 2009, 22:10

Anyone from the mormon few want to pipe up here?

Hey I ride a Honda and if I was in Auckland I'd be well interested.

i treat women like shit anyway

SARGE

17th March 2009, 23:03

I want to be hunted:angry2:

right !!! .. go run across that field over there and i'll see what i can do

Conquiztador

18th March 2009, 00:11

i treat women like shit anyway

Normally this can be traced to poor rolemodels. There is also a popular belief that todays violent subcultures has much to answer for.

But all is not lost. By admitting your faults you have taken the first step in the right direction. What you now need is a understanding female who is able to put some clear rules in place for you. Then as you acheve them there will also be rewards.

Like teaching a puppy really.

vifferman

18th March 2009, 08:41

Welcome to KiwiBiker, Rocketgal! :wavey:

HenryDorsetCase

18th March 2009, 08:45

what you now need is a understanding female who is able to put some clear rules in place for you. Then as you acheve them there will also be rewards.

yes mistress!

ducatilover

18th March 2009, 10:44

right !!! .. go run across that field over there and i'll see what i can do

I'll be the pig, you get the dogs. You must stick, no shooting. :niceone:
somebody take the nice lady out!!!!!!!:spanking:

Smorg

18th March 2009, 19:25

How much do you weigh? Street magic's have their limitations...

carver

18th March 2009, 20:10

How much do you weigh? Street magic's have their limitations...

good call dude

gatch

18th March 2009, 21:14

What the hell is wrong Orkland "men"...

Smokin hot single women asking to be taken out and no-one is game..

MILF's !

This defies belief.

Tink

18th March 2009, 21:32

heh hehe THANKS MATE..

SARGE

18th March 2009, 21:36

i'll be the pig, you get the dogs. You must stick, no shooting. :niceone:
Somebody take the nice lady out!!!!!!!:spanking:

stick.. Spade .. Hammer .. Either way ..

Conquiztador

19th March 2009, 21:12

What the hell is wrong Orkland "men"...

Smokin hot single women asking to be taken out and no-one is game..

MILF's !

This defies belief.

2,462 looksies on this thread and I have had 3 who have contacted me for more details. I think RocketGal has had two who have taken direct contact. That makes 5 males who are prepared to drag them self away from their navelgazing to make an effort to take a lady for a ride.

5 males (and not all from Auckland). If I had lived in Auckland you would never have heard of her...

gatch

19th March 2009, 21:22

Blows my mind.. And the number of dudes I know that whinge about there not being enough babes around..

carver

19th March 2009, 21:23

ducatilover

20th March 2009, 16:01

Blows my mind.. And the number of dudes I know that whinge about there not being enough babes around..

want to ride my spada to auckland bro?:laugh:

skidMark

20th March 2009, 16:08

What the hell is wrong Orkland "men"...

Smokin hot single women asking to be taken out and no-one is game..

MILF's !

This defies belief.

Ahhh i would offer and so would plenty of the litre boys etc, but she would be scared to the point of never hopping on a bike again...

Too many loose units on kiwibiker...too much responsibility etc.

And all the slow ones are fags on honda's

sinfull

20th March 2009, 16:20

2,462 looksies on this thread and I have had 3 who have contacted me for more details. I think RocketGal has had two who have taken direct contact. That makes 5 males who are prepared to drag them self away from their navelgazing to make an effort to take a lady for a ride.

5 males (and not all from Auckland). If I had lived in Auckland you would never have heard of her...
Its them Pm's your sending back mate ! The shotgun is a bit much don't you think ! As for saying that you will stalk me for the rest of my days, if i get to bed the woman, well shit man, no woman is worth it ! You go for your life, i don't care if you need some competition when it comes to women or the chase aint worth it ! She's yours bro !

Can you keep a secret Rocketgal ?
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Edit: opps i was spose to pm that last line !!!!

ducatilover

20th March 2009, 16:27

Ahhh i would offer and so would plenty of the litre boys etc, but she would be scared to the point of never hopping on a bike again...

Too many loose units on kiwibiker...too much responsibility etc.

And all the slow ones are fags on honda's

I think she would be more intimidated by bubble blowing children thatn the sheer awesomeness of you and your bike dear:clap:

skidMark

20th March 2009, 16:30

I think she would be more intimidated by bubble blowing children thatn the sheer awesomeness of you and your bike dear:clap:

Bloodey prada handbag riding fag just called me dear...

w t f

ducatilover

20th March 2009, 16:32

Bloodey prada handbag riding fag just called me dear...

w t f

I don't ride prada. I ride gucci.:spanking:

MentalFacility

20th March 2009, 16:35

How old are the daughters? kiwi or pretty?

mynameis

20th March 2009, 16:36

So what's happening here boys, anyone taken her for a ride ? ;)

sinfull

20th March 2009, 16:39

So what's happening here boys, anyone taken her for a ride ? ;)
Fooooaaaar if you look like your avatar, the thought of her riding you just give me a woody !

mynameis

20th March 2009, 16:41

Fooooaaaar if you look like your avatar, the thought of her riding you just give me a woody !

Lollies :lol:

Disco Dan

20th March 2009, 16:48

Disco should be here any minute.....

I have arrived...

Dont frequent these here parts so often nowadays... *hick*

sinfull

20th March 2009, 17:02

I have arrived...

Dont frequent these here parts so often nowadays... *hick*

Awww fonzy, aint seen you since richie and potsies graduation!

carver

20th March 2009, 18:18

I have arrived...

Dont frequent these here parts so often nowadays... *hick*

i wonder why....

Disco Dan

20th March 2009, 18:21

It's hard being at the top... :wari:

After being the resident KB secret ingredient in what can only be described as porridge... I like to think I have changed...

So, ladies - PM me your address and I'll go hop into my batman costume...

carver

20th March 2009, 18:25

skidMark

20th March 2009, 18:51

changed....

your still more desperate than a saudi trying to find porn!

I gotta admit, that was fucking well done lol:laugh:

gunrunner

20th March 2009, 19:12

OK, lets make an educated guess: Wellington?:msn-wink:

Lets just say im bout 2 tanks away ,

Still keen , good excuse for a ride . Hell i would even put the sissy on .:Punk:

Conquiztador

22nd March 2009, 16:25

Its them Pm's your sending back mate ! The shotgun is a bit much don't you think ! As for saying that you will stalk me for the rest of my days, if i get to bed the woman, well shit man, no woman is worth it ! You go for your life, i don't care if you need some competition when it comes to women or the chase aint worth it ! She's yours bro !

Can you keep a secret Rocketgal ?
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Edit: opps i was spose to pm that last line !!!!

U been sniffing those mouldy undies U keep in that bottom drawer again?

Conquiztador

22nd March 2009, 16:28

i put forward sidewinder

but he was declined!

Cradle snatching is not what the girl does for fun.

carver

22nd March 2009, 18:21

Cradle snatching is not what the girl does for fun.

no time like the present to start

sinfull

22nd March 2009, 19:51

U been sniffing those mouldy undies U keep in that bottom drawer again?
:gob: I leave you untied for 2 minutes and your going through my bottom drawer ??? shame on you ! Next time will cost you double !!!

Conquiztador

23rd March 2009, 21:32

:gob: I leave you untied for 2 minutes and your going through my bottom drawer ??? shame on you ! Next time will cost you double !!!

Well I got bored. Was not much going on. And I am not sure I would pay $2 for that...

McJim

23rd March 2009, 21:49

Cradle snatching is not what the girl does for fun.

I thought she was just looking for the back of a bike to sit on - not a relationship too - surely that was the point of asking for a decent guy rather than an indecent one?

Or was this just one great big troll for all the single blokes out there :rofl:

Conquiztador

23rd March 2009, 21:58

I thought she was just looking for the back of a bike to sit on - not a relationship too - surely that was the point of asking for a decent guy rather than an indecent one?

Or was this just one great big troll for all the single blokes out there :rofl:

RocketGal is far from a Troll. But at 40 she might not feel there is much in common with someone who could be her son. (age wise so nobody gets the wrong idea...) Yep, it was re riding pillon on a decent bike with a decent guy. But as a single straight female there is always the possibility that if the right one came along, then who knows.

Waxxa

24th March 2009, 11:58

Geez, some of you guys are unbelievable. Asking about the age of her daughters? are they pretty?

It defies belief that adult males would ask this garbage on a public forum.

If you guys have nothing but crap to post, why post it?

Conq' has done something for a friend whom he has respect for and some of you guys are being idiots. Show some respect! Give the girl a break.

Winston001

24th March 2009, 12:04

More than happy to give her a ride if she ever visits Invercargill.....and I even know how to be decent....:rolleyes:

CookMySock

24th March 2009, 12:09

Geez, some of you guys are unbelievable. Asking about the age of her daughters? are they pretty?If they are her daughters they are gunna be as cute as her at least.

C'mon we get to be cheeky bastards here.. no one means any harm. Much.

Steve

Waxxa

24th March 2009, 15:37

Tank

24th March 2009, 15:57

I'm aware DB that most banter that goes on here is meant to be 'said' on the humerous side. And a lot of it is and can be...

unfortunately, the humour does not come across a keyboard very well in most cases and when you actually READ what is posted in this thread (and others), the humour has been lost and it gets down right stupid, pathetic and can end up being hurtful.

The question stands, why post things that are un-necessary. Can those thoughts not be kept to oneself?

If you get that upset by the little banter in this thread then you are going to are going to go absolutely manic depressive with some of the other threads.

Chill out a little.

Rocketgirl. If I was a single bloke - I'd take you out riding in a heartbeat!

Good luck in the search.

smoky

24th March 2009, 16:58

......this garbage on a public forum.

If you guys have nothing but crap to post, why post it

you guys are being idiots. Show some respect

Get real this is KB

Conquiztador

24th March 2009, 17:06

I'm aware DB that most banter that goes on here is meant to be 'said' on the humerous side. And a lot of it is and can be...

unfortunately, the humour does not come across a keyboard very well in most cases and when you actually READ what is posted in this thread (and others), the humour has been lost and it gets down right stupid, pathetic and can end up being hurtful.

The question stands, why post things that are un-necessary. Can those thoughts not be kept to oneself?

Yep Waxxa, I do see your point clearly. But to start a thread like this was always gonna bring out all sorts. It will help when deciding who one wants to ride with thou. If the mind is in the gutter then perhaps so is the riding ability?

oldguy

24th March 2009, 19:33

Hey Im up for it if she's still keen to go for a ride, Ive been told I'm a nice guy, nice guys always run last.

McJim

24th March 2009, 20:21

Hey Im up for it if she's still keen to go for a ride, Ive been told I'm a nice guy, nice guys always run last.

I'll vouch for this fella. He rides an air cooled twin so can't be bad at all. If I was still up in Auckland I'd have offered her a back seat but nothing more. I love my wife too much. My wife won't sit pillion with anyone. She likes to have her own throttle and handlebars!

Tink

24th March 2009, 21:20

How much do you weigh? Street magic's have their limitations...Just wondering don't they say its the size of a mans hands.... not the size of the woman... :doh:

Heh thanks everyone... I have had a blast this past weekend, with a very cool guy... so ya can let this thread die a very quick death.

Cheers Conq... & waxxa thanks for putting the little boys in their place, appreciate the thought. :):done:

sinfull

24th November 2009, 22:03

Just wondering don't they say its the size of a mans hands.... not the size of the woman... :doh:

Heh thanks everyone... I have had a blast this past weekend, with a very cool guy... so ya can let this thread die a very quick death.

Cheers Conq... & waxxa thanks for putting the little boys in their place, appreciate the thought. :):done:
So what happened ? Did ya get laid ?

Tink

24th November 2009, 22:05

so what happened ? Did ya get laid ?

u suck mate... Haha

Conquiztador

24th November 2009, 22:25

u suck mate... Haha

And you know how??? ;)

Tink

24th November 2009, 22:28

So what happened ? Did ya get laid ?

And you know how??? ;)

ah I can tell ya friends... hehe.

cause he part hippy.. rides !!! so must suck at it... CAUSE.... and I love u both... haha

sinfull

24th November 2009, 22:32

ah I can tell ya friends... hehe.

cause he part hippy.. rides !!! so must suck at it... CAUSE.... and I love u both... haha
http://img.macjams.com/song_art/45420_ist2_994431_peace_love_groovy_hippie_flower_ power.jpg

Tink

24th November 2009, 22:36

peace love groovy hippie flower power.. ya missing something there... !

sinfull

24th November 2009, 22:37

peace love groovy hippie flower power.. ya missing something there... !http://www.cruiserart.com/art/Volkswagen-VW-Hippie-Flower-Van-Art-Print-Poster.jpg

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Juzz976

25th November 2009, 13:16

So who's gonna take me 4 a ride, I never been pillion b4 :(

Grahameeboy

25th November 2009, 13:24

So who's gonna take me 4 a ride, I never been pillion b4 :(

I would but don't know Tauranga very well for rides....I need to get away this weekend for a spin so happy to.

I am safe..just talk a lot

Maha

25th November 2009, 13:25

I would but don't know Tauranga very well for rides....I need to get away this weekend for a spin so happy to.

I am safe..just talk a lot

But you have a cute accent....:cool:

StoneY

25th November 2009, 13:32

Missus StoneY would have let me take her out, (for a ride) but the 1400kms round trip to pick her up was gonna blow my next service budget (farking Duc's and oil changes gah!)

Hit Casseye up, he might know someone from BFTP crew that meets the criteria

DMCD

25th November 2009, 14:17

http://lolcat.com/pics/threadlovercat.jpg

Juzz976

25th November 2009, 14:25

Thanks for the offer, was hoping there may be some ladies out there keen to take me 4 a ride.
Anyone women 20-40 keen to go on a ride, I got my own bike so could flag the pillion idea and just have a laxxed out ride.

DMCD

25th November 2009, 14:41

Conq, you should start up a KB dating service, $10 a plug and $50 for a successful match :msn-wink: :lol:

Juzz976

25th November 2009, 14:52

Maybe I'll just auction myself off to some suga-mama's. lol

Any bids?

Foxzee

25th November 2009, 14:53

$10 a plug :lol:

Ummm.......the mind is running wild with that one....lol:rolleyes:

Maha

25th November 2009, 14:55

Ummm.......the mind is running wild with that one....lol:rolleyes:

Butt Butt Butt whatever do you mean?....:cool:

DMCD

25th November 2009, 15:01

Ummm.......the mind is running wild with that one....lol:rolleyes:

Oh please do elaborate :p

DMCD

25th November 2009, 15:02

Maybe I'll just auction myself off to some suga-mama's. lol

Any bids?

Trenny cents, any takers for trenny cents.

Foxzee

25th November 2009, 15:02

Maybe I'll just auction myself off to some suga-mama's. lol

Any bids?

We need to know what we are bidding on first...........:msn-wink:

Foxzee

25th November 2009, 15:12

Butt Butt Butt whatever do you mean?....:cool:

Geez Maha...you can be so anal sometimes...........:rolleyes:

DMCD

25th November 2009, 15:16

We need to know what we are bidding on first...........:msn-wink:

Fair point but I will start the bidding at ten cents Sight Unseen AIWI.

Any takers?

Foxzee

25th November 2009, 15:21

Fair point but I will start the bidding at ten cents Sight Unseen AIWI.

Any takers?

He better be worth it...............20 cents.........lol

Stirts

25th November 2009, 15:28

He better be worth it...............20 cents.........lol

FFS woman, best you find out the conditions of the transaction first. For instance, is the plug of butt inclusive or an additional cost?

Important things to know :yes:

Juzz976

25th November 2009, 15:30

yeh no pics or it didnt happen right.

26 yr old electrician, 2 kids, average build 5'9, brown hair, green eyes... blah blah you get the idea I'm pretty hot. lol

DMCD

25th November 2009, 15:32

FFS woman, best you find out the conditions of the transaction first. For instance, is the plug of butt inclusive or an additional cost?

Important things to know :yes:

:clap: :lol:

Juzz976

25th November 2009, 15:34

Do we share the plug?

Juzz976

25th November 2009, 15:34

maybe a double ender?

DMCD

25th November 2009, 15:36

maybe a double ender?

See doesn't he sound like a catch :p

Stirts

25th November 2009, 15:38

maybe a double ender?

Be very careful there young man as I would hate for you to get the "sharper end" of the deal!!

Foxzee

25th November 2009, 15:42

FFS woman, best you find out the conditions of the transaction first. For instance, is the plug of butt inclusive or an additional cost?

Important things to know :yes:

Thank god my Manager is onto it....................LOL:)

DMCD

25th November 2009, 15:42

Be very careful there young man as I would hate for you to get the "sharper end" of the deal!!

And the pun of the day goes to... Stirts.

How on earth did you know where to find such an image anyway :eek5:

Juzz976

25th November 2009, 15:43

Ah crap my boss walked past when that pic loaded, lol
he was like ' what the fucks that' and asking questions like I know something about them.

DMCD

25th November 2009, 15:45

Ah crap my boss walked past when that pic loaded, lol
he was like ' what the fucks that' and asking questions like I know something about them.

And you expert opinion was offered ofcourse :Pokey:

Stirts

25th November 2009, 15:45

Ah crap my boss walked past when that pic loaded, lol
he was like ' what the fucks that' and asking questions like I know something about them.

:killingme

My work here is done :D

Foxzee

25th November 2009, 15:47

Ah crap my boss walked past when that pic loaded, lol
he was like ' what the fucks that' and asking questions like I know something about them.

LOL...Yup DMCD he's a catch alright................LOL :)

Juzz976

25th November 2009, 15:49

Yeh I probably would have had his wife not been standing besides him

2wheeldrifter

25th November 2009, 15:53

It was doomed from the start.....

A decent guy from Auckland....! :Pokey:

Juzz976

25th November 2009, 15:56

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/photo.php?pid=30081352&id=1403124744
I cant even post a pic up anyways

Foxzee

25th November 2009, 16:09

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/photo.php?pid=30081352&id=1403124744&fbid=1028662322484
I cant even post a pic up anyways

Umm fail...can't get ya link to work either........not that I was looking just hit the wrong button.........LOL:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Foxzee

25th November 2009, 16:10

It was doomed from the start.....

A decent guy from Auckland....! :Pokey:

Somehow we got sidetracked....so unlike KB :)

Juzz976

25th November 2009, 16:13

nah I just shut down the server. can't u upload to the kb site or does it have to link?

epic fail

Maha

25th November 2009, 16:17

:killingme

My work here is done :D

As always, walk into a room, fuck it over and leave before anyone notices...:niceone:

Foxzee

25th November 2009, 16:19

nah I just shut down the server. can't u upload to the kb site or does it have to link?

epic fail

Ya click on the link and it links to facebook then it tells you that you don't have permission to view page..............

So we are all still bidding on a blank canvas....lol:)

Juzz976

25th November 2009, 16:24

should have permission now, just have to have fb account.

Laxi

25th November 2009, 16:29

Clearly not many decent guys around anymore...

I remember in the old days....

nah the problem is when you combine "decent bloke" and "auckland" in the same sentence

Juzz976

25th November 2009, 16:31

nah the problem is when you combine "decent bloke" and "auckland" in the same sentence

there was one but I moved to tauranga :P

Foxzee

25th November 2009, 16:42

should have permission now, just have to have fb account.

Girls.....calling the girls....it's working now......

howdamnhard

25th November 2009, 16:43

Juzz976

25th November 2009, 16:48

Girls.....calling the girls....it's working now......

Sorry there arent any better shots, I just dont take pics of myself often.

I'll see if I can get some taken tonight - in the mean time http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/photo.php?pid=30081352&id=1403124744

rustic101

25th November 2009, 17:08

I have a beautiful voice for Radio, but sadly I’m best suited to wear my helmet when I venture out!!!

That aside the frame work is straight, paint in original condition the leather on the seat is taught and the motor ticks along nice and smoothly although you may hear a few screams if the throttle is twisted open.

Only one previous owner who did not deserve such a nice ride. :killingme

Foxzee

25th November 2009, 17:11

although you may hear a few screams if the throttle is twisted open.

Torque needs adjusting then.....lol

rustic101

25th November 2009, 17:14

That the injection system needs a dam good blow out:spanking:

Mom

25th November 2009, 17:14

FFS woman, best you find out the conditions of the transaction first. For instance, is the plug of butt inclusive or an additional cost?

Important things to know :yes:

Hello?? What is its size? Dont want anyone to be ripped off do we :sunny:

Foxzee

25th November 2009, 17:19

Hello?? What is its size? Dont want anyone to be ripped off do we :sunny:

Geez...Thanks Mom...I clearly didn't think the bid through.....;)

Foxzee

25th November 2009, 17:24

That the injection system needs a dam good blow out:spanking:

O didn't you know it's really bad to starve injection systems...leads to all sorts of woes.......:0)

rustic101

25th November 2009, 18:17

O didn't you know it's really bad to starve injection systems...leads to all sorts of woes.......:0)

if you get a build up its not good!!! I do try and manually clean the jets as often as I can but fear I may be doing it too much:innocent:

Foxzee

25th November 2009, 18:25

if you get a build up its not good!!! I do try and manually clean the jets as often as I can but fear I may be doing it too much:innocent:

I do hope that doesn't realign the packing in the exhaust...LOL:rolleyes:

rustic101

25th November 2009, 18:30

I do hope that doesn't realign the packing in the exhaust...LOL:rolleyes: to have a misfire from the exhaust while cleaning the jets, however I've experienced blowback on the odd occasion:whistle:

Foxzee

25th November 2009, 18:38

to have a misfire from the exhaust while cleaning the jets, however I've experienced blowback on the odd occasion:whistle:

God forbid!!!!! Do you have a power commander..cos then we can reset you from a laptop.........:msn-wink:

DMCD

26th November 2009, 08:33

God forbid!!!!! Do you have a power commander..cos then we can reset you from a laptop.........:msn-wink:

Hang on you lost me, is this a dating forum or some kind of a "mo..to..bike" forum... get on topic! :Oi:

Foxzee

26th November 2009, 09:51

Hang on you lost me, is this a dating forum or some kind of a "mo..to..bike" forum... get on topic! :Oi:

Yes Boss!!!!!!!!!!!:crazy::crazy:

Indiana_Jones

26th November 2009, 11:20

Fat bottomed girls!

-Indy

DMCD

26th November 2009, 14:12

Fat bottomed girls!

-Indy

Mmmmmm love em :woohoo:

Tink

26th November 2009, 16:23

So who's gonna take me 4 a ride, I never been pillion b4 :(

On learners... now that sux

I would but don't know Tauranga very well for rides....I need to get away this weekend for a spin so happy to.

I am safe..just talk a lot

More than me... wooohooo!!!

But you have a cute accent....:cool:

psml maha!!!

I was just thinking no one talks to me I am going to lick the oil of the drive... lol

Grahameeboy

26th November 2009, 17:22

On learners... now that sux

More than me... wooohooo!!!

Well happy to go for a spin and talk lots....

Juzz976

27th November 2009, 07:03

I'm not on my learners I just dont know how to change the thing that says I am.

Foxzee

27th November 2009, 13:22

I'm not on my learners I just dont know how to change the thing that says I am.

Go into your User CP....it may not let you until your posts are higher but give it a go anyway...........:yes:

DMCD

27th November 2009, 13:45

I'm not on my learners I just dont know how to change the thing that says I am.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/faq.php?faq=kb_site_utitles#faq_kb_site_utitles8

You need to attain "Senior Member" status first.

Foxzee

27th November 2009, 15:01

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/faq.php?faq=kb_site_utitles#faq_kb_site_utitles8

You need to attain "Senior Member" status first.

See there is always a smarty pants lurking around somewhere....lol:wari:

gatch

27th November 2009, 19:54

To climb to the lofty heights of "senior" status, one must first quote ATGATT thrice or more, meet 6 KB members in person and remember their real names, and be proficient at pwning n00bs (online or real life).

I can't wait.

Foxzee

27th November 2009, 20:07

gatch

27th November 2009, 20:09

Do you meet the afore mentioned criteria ? Have you sent the case of Chivas to my estate ?

DMCD

1st December 2009, 08:46

I may need to partake in Conq's famous dating service now that I'm unattached.

Mrs Busa Pete

1st December 2009, 13:30