Strangest thread ever.

[SixPackBack]

Seriously, you couldn't dream this shit up :no:
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/my-son-s-penis-problem-t55701.html

[enigma51]

Seriously, you couldn't dream this shit up :no:
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/my-son-s-penis-problem-t55701.html

Holy fucking crap :sick:

[discotex]

What I'm wondering is how the fuck did you come across that?

[nallac]

jesus carver,
tell ya mum not to post your private life on the net.....

thats really more than we wanted to know about your "relationship" with ya mother.............

[davebullet]

(imagine the sound of banjos....) Deliverance springs to mind....

[mozzee]

Oh my god that is sick! Where did you find something like that!? Tragic!!! Thats just ruined my day!

[Jaxi]

That is just wrong on all levels... has to be a pisstake for sure!

[enigma51]

I could only manage the first paragraph until she decided to bend it straight

WTF

[The Stranger]

Seriously, you couldn't dream this shit up :no:


Yes, morals and social taboos, always make for fun don't they.

[nallac]

I could only manage the first paragraph until she decided to bend it straight

WTF

you need to read more it gets really disturbing.....bad boy bubba:no:

[Brownbikerbabe]

What I'm wondering is how the fuck did you come across that?


Second that...???? WTF...That is incest in my books, I don't care how therapeutic it is for her, him...them...that is gross!

[ManDownUnder]

What's so strange about th... I mean that's just wrong-g-g-g..! ...really I do....

Sounds a lot like the mother's needs are greater than the son's

[enigma51]

you need to read more it gets really disturbing.....bad boy bubby:no:

No thanks

what the fuck was she doing starring at her sons erect penis for in any case

Some really fucked up going on in that house

[MSTRS]

What I'm wondering is how the fuck did you come across that?

Indeed. The google history on 6pack's pc must be VERY interesting....

[Mom]

Sick in the extreme, constitutes abuse in my book. Disgusting.

[Finn]

Don't believe everything you read on the internet. Someone is just having a bit of fun.

[Brett]

WTF WTF WTF WTF. WTF! That is just so wrong and messed up! Unbelievably messed up.

[Matt Bleck]

what a wack job....... :killingme :D

[mynameis]

It's a pisstake

[martybabe]

A piss take surely, if true that household needs a whole lot of help from doctors, shrinks and shotguns. Nah to uncomfortable to contemplate as true, interesting though.:wacko:

[2much]

What I'm wondering is how the fuck did you come across that?

If you knew SPB, you wouldn't be surprised....

I'm just amazed it took him this long to find it.lol:pinch:

[The Pastor]

Best. Troll. Ever.

[SixPackBack]

Stolen from gixxer.com..........sorry to dissapoint:whistle:

[Morcs]

OMG she jerks off her own son

[Taz]

Sick in the extreme, constitutes abuse in my book. Disgusting.

Depends how hot she is!!!:laugh:

[Ixion]

Those who would describe this behaviour as "strangest ever" must either be young or have led very sheltered lives.

[Slyer]

Hilariously well written!

[Harvd]

Those who would describe this behaviour as "strangest ever" must either be young or have led very sheltered lives.

You are right this is not the strangest behavior, look at that fucked up Joseph Fritzel guy in austria.

However that is the strangest THREAD i have ever read. Why did sombody write that up?

Undecided on its authenticity

[EJK]

Holy genetic mutation!

[Blossom]

:sick: that

:sick:was

:sick:sick.

urgh.. gross.

[jtzzr]

Real or a pisstake, Its still " FUCKED UP", nobody could seriously make that kind of shit up, or could do it.It`s "FUCKED UP"

[EJK]

Real or a pisstake, Its still " FUCKED UP", nobody could seriously make that kind of shit up, or could do it.It`s "FUCKED UP"

Or it could be another form of saying "My friend has this this this problem" but still you are right. It's still fucked up.

[Pussy]

Incest.... the game the whole family can play

[discotex]

Depends how hot she is!!!:laugh:

Dude your own mum is never a MILF no matter how hot she is :sick:

[jtzzr]

Incest.... the game the whole family can play

That`s just wrong....:shit:

[oldrider]

Seriously, you couldn't dream this shit up :no:
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/my-son-s-penis-problem-t55701.html

Haven't read this whole thread but did read "that" whole thread and couldn't help noticing a poster named "sixpack"!

Is that where sixpack came back from? :doh: John.

[BIGBOSSMAN]

What does she do with the jism afterwards - lick it off?

Yikes :no:

[SixPackBack]

Haven't read this whole thread but did read "that" whole thread and couldn't help noticing a poster named "sixpack"!

Is that where sixpack came back from? :doh: John.
Hahah...hardcase....see we are everywhere

[icekiwi]

You guys are just so straight....:lol::lol::lol:

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Yup, Mommy rushes off upstairs to tug off Junior.
Not exactly a topic for playground discussion is it.
Where's Skiddy?

[cerberus]

I absolutely believe this is a piss take, but what gets me is the number of people who support the author. Surely they can't all be taking the piss as well? There are some screwed up people in this world.

[macros87]

Freud rolling in his grave screaming "i knew it! i told you! i told you but you wouldnt listen!!"

[mynameis]

Haven't read this whole thread but did read "that" whole thread and couldn't help noticing a poster named "sixpack"!

Is that where sixpack came back from? :doh: John.

Chit chit chit, somones been lurking and posting aye :lol:

[Indiana_Jones]

What an awesome mum!

-Indy

[gatch]

that is fuckin sick..

"Please let me explain that all I am doing and interested in, is the massaging, and training. The ejaculations are a consequence of that, but certainly in no way are the purpose. I must guage the length of the sessions according to when, and how many times it happens, because the different states of his penis dictate the type of massage I can perform, and since it is unavoidable that he will become erect and ejaculate, we have set the length of the sessions accordingly, which is 3 ejaculations before we both are agreeable that it is a good time to call it quits for the sessions. "

lol what the fuck is she thinking, beating her son off 3 times a night..

i hope for the sake of the gene pool its a piss take.

[McJim]

It's a pisstake. A dick with a kink in the end is a bonus - means you can actually reach the G spot without dislocating your thigh bones from your pelvis. If it had happened in real life she woulda just left it well alone eh?

[nallac]

maybe she is trying to get the bend to suit her Gspot.............:eek:

[Mikkel]

Best laugh of my day that's for sure. Especially the outraged replies from unrelated folks...

[oldrider]

I had a mate with one of those dicks and was he "popular" with the women!

Mind you his tongue was the same size and shape too! :eek5:

His funeral was the biggest gathering of (weeping) females I have ever seen. :yes: John.

[davebullet]

Is it sicker what she did? or that we all read it? :laugh:

[jrandom]

There are pisstakes, and then there are pisstakes that indicate that the pisstaker has quite a lot of frustration over certain unfulfilled fetishes.

While that thread was certainly a successful troll, I'm not surprised that whoever posted it (and it was certainly a male) wanted to stay anonymous. It says a lot more about his not-so-buried predilections than it does about the happy little mutually-masturbating family of his imagination.

[The Stranger]

There are pisstakes, and then there are pisstakes that indicate that the pisstaker has quite a lot of frustration over certain unfulfilled fetishes.

While that thread was certainly a successful troll, I'm not surprised that whoever posted it (and it was certainly a male) wanted to stay anonymous. It says a lot more about his not-so-buried predilections than it does about the happy little mutually-masturbating family of his imagination.

So it was you then.

[Dooly]

What a hilarious and bizarre thread.:laugh:

[Number One]

http://www.britfilms.tv/images/reviews/BadBoyBubby.jpg

*shudder* :wacko: :gob:

[Number One]

It's a pisstake. A dick with a kink in the end is a bonus - means you can actually reach the G spot without dislocating your thigh bones from your pelvis. If it had happened in real life she woulda just left it well alone eh?
Actually.....

The condition described is real. A previous boyfriend of mine had to have the op that fixes this weird bend(he also couldn't pull his foreskin back) - it was getting to the point he was afraid of the pain involved with cracking a hardon. Post op he was in agony for weeks. Balls the size of oranges and frustrated as hell for months as he wasn't allowed to have sex and then when he was it was always with a condom and in the end was too much of a hassle to even bother. Tore the stitches at one point cracking a hard on too...I think a non invasive approach might have been something we both could've enjoyed.

Didn't end up staying with him for long in the end so not sure if it really did cure the J but it did look straighter and he was able to withdraw his foreskin post op which he couldn't do before that.

Just saying - it is real and does happen and it DOES look a little strange when you see one for the first time!

[jrandom]

So it was you then.

My mum was never hot enough for that fantasy.