Im on a boat!

[The Pastor]

http://fc76.deviantart.com/fs41/f/2009/048/6/5/Im_on_a_boat___Lonely_Island_by_bradjolly.jpg

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
Then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

[FlangMasterJ]

Yeah these guys are great.

You heard 'Dick in a box'?

[LBD]

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I must live in a completely different world from you guys.....I missed the point entirely:doh:

[Big Dave]

Search it on you tube - it's an amusing parody.

[idb]

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I must live in a completely different world from you guys.....I missed the point entirely:doh:

It's a piss-take rap song with huge video, quite funny.

[Burtha]

I've seen it on C4 - such a dick of a song - but soo stoopid it makes me smile a little I have to confess :yes:

[The Pastor]

Here’s all you need to embrace the trend:

* Purchase your nautical-themed pashmina Afghan at an upscale department store or just find something similar, but loads cheaper at a thrift store (they are loaded with these scarves).
* Pick up case of Santana champagne (because it’s so crisp).
* Ride a dolphin and/or fuck a mermaid.
* Remember that you’re on a mother fucking boat.

[LBD]

Here’s all you need to embrace the trend:

* Purchase your nautical-themed pashmina Afghan at an upscale department store or just find something similar, but loads cheaper at a thrift store (they are loaded with these scarves).
* Pick up case of Santana champagne (because it’s so crisp).
* Ride a dolphin and/or fuck a mermaid.
* Remember that you’re on a mother fucking boat.

3 out of 4 ....almost there, can't feel the sensation starting yet...Where do I get the Santana from?

[yod]

yeah it's mint (slice)

laughed my tits off the first time I saw the vid....

word

[Magua]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKSIaeQHV94&feature=related