King Flies

[Biff]

"Look daddy, a King fly", said my son
"Why is it a King fly?", I ask
"I dunno, it just is", young Biff replied.

A couple of days went by before the penny dropped, and I realised why he referred to flies as, "King flies", when I caught Ms Biff running around the house shouting, "FucKing flies".

Oh the joys of innocence!

[Sensei]

Yep My 2 boy's come out with some excellent stuff as well . Always good for a laugh . To think I didn't want any Kid's . Boy would have I missed out on all the fun .
SENSEI

[onearmedbandit]

Farkin funny Biff Baff!!

[Holy Roller]

Its amazing how kids turn out just like us.

There is a song about that from way back.

[FzerozeroT]

Father and Son - Cat Stevens

[Joni]

Thanks Biff.... :2thumbsup
I needed that smile today!!!

[inlinefour]

Well done young Biff :wari:

[Sniper]

Only you BB. Only you

[Biff]

Only you BB. Only you

Don't blame me. Twas little Biff. My only contribution was 32 seconds of madness that resulted in his birth nine months later.

[jrandom]

32 seconds of madness...

:confused:

How the hell do you hold on so long?

[Biff]

:confused:

How the hell do you hold on so long?

27 seconds to get my trousers off.....

[MSTRS]

27 seconds to get my trousers off.....
You could try those new-fangled trou we got here now. The ones that have a zip instead of buttons.

[scumdog]

You could try those new-fangled trou we got here now. The ones that have a zip instead of buttons.

Us Scotsmen dinna wear any troosers - forr guid reason ye ken! :shake:

[MSTRS]

Us Scotsmen dinna wear any troosers - forr guid reason ye ken! :shake:
Och aye - its thar external scrawtum thart causes me a problem. Troosers wee zups fer me noo./

[Storm]

Nice work BB. Nice to see another fast worker :niceone: .
You're not one of the guys who goes so fast, just so he can go brag to his mates are you? :p