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Paladin
25th March 2009, 21:46
A bit of light hearted fun!

I'll start you off:

"Honey that makes perfect sense why you're getting the '09 DR, but I'll happily start working two jobs so you can get a brand new KTM; in fact I sorted the jobs this arvo and ordered the new 690 Enduro R for you as I know you think it looks like sex on wheels."

:2thumbsup
junkmanjoe
25th March 2009, 22:18
at least if your not home, your not just sitting on your ass doing nothing............. so heres some money,:gob:
mattyt
25th March 2009, 22:34
"have a great ride honey, Dinner will be waiting for you when you get home and Im not wearing any knickers - so you'll know where to find me when your finished up supper..."
tri boy
26th March 2009, 06:23
"Get the bikes out"
Taz
26th March 2009, 07:02
and I'm not wearing any knickers - so you'll know where to find me when your finished up supper..."

What? by the smell???
Paladin
26th March 2009, 07:36
"Get the bikes out"

Short & sweet - I like it!!!! :niceone:
BMWST?
26th March 2009, 08:25
why dont you go for a ride to have a break from the painting?
Garry.W
26th March 2009, 12:19
Hang on sweetie, I'll just get my bike :love:
Rosie
26th March 2009, 12:26
"It's not fair! You've been riding better than me today" :laugh:
buggsubique
26th March 2009, 13:09
I don't think you should sell your bike - you need to ride - it keeps you alive. Infact, yes you can sell your bike and get a bigger more expensive one.
CRM
26th March 2009, 13:21
'I got you something for your birthday - it's out in the driveway... and I'm coming with you on your old one.' :clap:
NordieBoy
26th March 2009, 17:32
'I got you something for your birthday - it's out in the driveway... and I'm coming with you on your old one.' :clap:

A mattress?
bart
26th March 2009, 17:47
Hey honey........blah,blah,blah.................blah,b lah,blah.........blah,blah (as I'm walking to the shed to get the bike out)


No, she's nice really :hug:...........I'm just hard of hearing :niceone:
buggsubique
26th March 2009, 18:09
A mattress?

very subtle and very funny
junkmanjoe
26th March 2009, 18:13
How much bloody money you going to need to fill that tank this time........................$30-40......50?
Paladin
26th March 2009, 18:16
Hey honey........blah,blah,blah.................blah,b lah,blah.........blah,blah (as I'm walking to the shed to get the bike out)


No, she's nice really :hug:...........I'm just hard of hearing :niceone:

She will so kill you if she sees that Bart!!! :rolleyes:
young1
26th March 2009, 19:12
"yes I think a carbon fibre exhaust will suit the back of the bike just fine"!!
young1
26th March 2009, 19:13
So you are off riding with Triboy (or Marks)? dont worry honey I will go and buy a bottle of rum for you to take!
Phreaky Phil
26th March 2009, 19:36
When are WE leaving ? Can we take some time off next week and stay away longer ?
pete376403
26th March 2009, 19:42
"Lets go for a ride over to toppys and see if we can talk the hot waitress into a threesome"
Woodman
26th March 2009, 19:58
Well go for a fucken ride then cos having you moping round the house looking up at the hills is doing my head in.
junkmanjoe
26th March 2009, 20:07
you spend more time on top of that bike than you do me.

( yip at least my bike dosnt moan and likes to do and go where i want to.):whistle:
Padmei
26th March 2009, 20:08
"Lets go for a ride over to toppys and see if we can talk the hot waitress into a threesome"


oh yeah now we're talking!!
bart
26th March 2009, 20:09
"Lets go for a ride over to toppys and see if we can talk the hot waitress into a threesome"

Pah,ha,ha,ha..................just about spat my coffee all over the screen.
Paladin
26th March 2009, 21:06
"That Thumper of yours vibrates me in all the right places, bend me over the seat and give to me hard big boy!" :gob:
buggsubique
26th March 2009, 21:13
"That Thumper of yours vibrates me in all the right places, bend me over the seat and give to me hard big boy!" :gob:

Now that just seems to be pushing the bounds of reality Dave...

Although I have been groped before in my mx gear...musta made me look big and tough cos the brutal truth is that I'm a skinny little fuck.
junkmanjoe
26th March 2009, 21:15
But dave was talking to his blowup dolly.....:laugh::laugh:
Paladin
26th March 2009, 21:16
Now that just seems to be pushing the bounds of reality Dave...



Well the title of the Thread is
"Best things your partner COULD say.........."

ie I can damn well fantasize if I want to!

:laugh:
Paladin
26th March 2009, 21:17
But dave was talking to his blowup dolly.....:laugh::laugh:

That's me busted then!

:Oops:
MyGSXF
27th March 2009, 22:31
I could follow your arse all day dear.... :devil2:
marks
28th March 2009, 08:35
So you are off riding with Triboy (or Marks)? dont worry honey I will go and buy a bottle of rum for you to take!

So you are off riding with Young1? don't worry honey I know what a piss head he is - I'll will go and buy a bottle of coke for you to take to mix with his rum!