Consult the Rabbi

[YellowDog]

No matter what the husband does in bed, his wife
never achieves a climax. Since the Jewish wife is
entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult
their Rabbi.

The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his
beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a
strapping young man. While the two of you are making
love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That
will help the wife fantasize and should bring on a
climax."

They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They
hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over
them as they make love. It doesn't help and the wife
is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the
Rabbi.

Okay," he says to the husband, "let's try it
reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife
and you wave the towel over them .."
Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They
go home and hire the same strapping young man. The
young man gets into bed with the wife and the
husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work
with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an
enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming
climax.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man, and
says to him triumphantly, You see, you young
schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!"
It is all in the wrist action !!!